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You can only reblog this today.

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Oh boy... I've been gone a while.

Howdy y'all.

I took a break from this account because a lot of shit happened... Boy oh boy... Let's start with my rebranding from mysterious-scribe to zukos-futon.

I renamed this account because I'm moving on from being just a general writing account to a fandom and general writing account, I'm also rewatching ATLA so I wanted something related.

Now for the rest of the shit.

I just graduated from highschool (woo!)

I'm going to college soon (fuck...)

My grandpa is currently dying of cancer and I'm taking care of him

I recently started Lexapro for my depression and I feel like I'm getting better which is great

So basically, I took a break because shit hit the fan real hard. I'm gonna be whipping up some posts, so get ready for more stupidity

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Writing Prompt 3

A world beyond your imagination lurks in the path laid out before you, the only thing stopping you from getting in is... Your reflection... How on Earth will you get in there?

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Is your artist friend alright or is he holding back a break down while he listens to Joji's You Suck Charlie and attempting to change his art?

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Me: *has a major depressive episode*

Me: Oh yeah! I was just prescribed antidepressants! I should take those...

Also me: *hasn't gotten them yet*

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Each time I see that someone liked/reblogged my posts, I just say why out loud

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Okay can I get a Giorno x Childhood friend reader(female preferably but if you’re not comfortable with that then gn is fine) who joined Passione like a year before him and he kinda realizes like “oh fuck I’m in love with her” and ofc she’s besties w/ Mista and Narancia bc let’s face it everyone wants to be their friend

I gotchu fam

CW: fem!reader

Giorno has no idea at first as he's very shut off from his emotions

And then it hits him like a freight train

"Oh... OH."

Reader tries to get closer to Giorno but she's always constantly pulled away by Mista and Narancia's dumbasses.

"Oiiiii [y/n], what's up with you Giorno?" "Mista! Don't you see? She's in looOooOoove!"

Reader gets teased to death by these idiots.

"Screw you two!" Reader yells and turns around

Only to turn face first into Giorno's chest

Dumbasses wheezing, Giorno keeps his straight face though his cheeks burn

"[y/n]. Come outside, I want to speak to you in private."

It's a beautiful night in Naples, moon is full, and damn it's chilly.

"[y/n], there's... Something I need to tell you."

The wind blows and reader shivers.

Giorno pulls her in close and gives her a gentle peck on the cheek, "I think I'm in love with you."

"I... I love you too."

And under the pale moonlight, the two lovers tonsil box

Bonus

Narancia flops out from the bushes "I FUCKING CALLED IT!"

Hope you enjoyed!

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I'm at the doctor's getting a check up and shit like that and the nurse asks me "are you sexually active" and without a beat I say "I wish."

Y'all. I'm still at the doctor's. Wish me luck.

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I’m hi uh do you take writing requests? If so what are the rules

Yes I do!

All I ask is:

No NSFW

Everything else is on the table, regardless of topic

Please CW/TW your ask if it has "edgy topics," (like s/h or the scars that come from it) that one will be done in a few days probably

Hope this helped!

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Since my La Squadra headcannons got popular, I'll keep the hype train coming

I COME TO YOU BEARING PASSIONE HEADCANNONS

Bruno Buccirati

He's a complete and total mom, we already knew that, but he acts like a mom, like, he can and will say wipe your mouth or will wipe off your eye boogers without any hesitation

Pulls into McDonald's and only gets a black coffee

He likes all sorts of music, even the weird shit

He'd like to "speak" to the manager

Gets extremely emotional when whiskey drunk

Leone Abbacchio

Has seen Bruno whiskey drunk

He will actually beat you to death if you call him Sephiroth, no acceptions

If you ask him to open a jar of pickles, he'll do it, but he'll put them on top of the fridge

Leone totally likes KMFDM and Lords of Acid

He h a t e s children but puts up with them for Bruno's sake

Would have beat Giorno to death

Guido Mista

This man smells bad.

He's got tight fucking curls under his hat, like, he's gotta brush his hair out of the shower first then in the shower

Have I mentioned that he smells bad?

He doesn't listen to the Sex Pistols, he named his stand that because it has the word sex in it

Has been handed deodorant before and after jobs

His only hobby is drawing, he's not great at it, but he's REAL GREAT at drawing dicks

Narancia Ghirga

Draws dicks with Mista

Yes, he's that dumb.

Is allergic to citrus fruits

This does not stop him from eating citrus fruits.

Has stolen Bucciarati's whiskey

And he STILL has it

I totally didn't name my cat after him

Pannacotta Fugo

He's in therapy

Me too Fugo, me too.

"OH MY FUCKING GOD NARANCIA, WILL YOU STOP DRAWING DICKS"

Has silenced a whole table just by glaring

He bounces his leg a lot, so at the restaurant you'll occasionally hear THUNKTHUNKTHUNKTHUNKTHUNK against the table

When that happens he just dies a little on the inside

Piss boy Giorno Giovanna

The most insane member of Passione

Fucking ADORES frogs and cats

Experiences dissocation

Me too Giorno, me too.

This lad will braid ANYTHING in his range

Your hair?

Braided

Fugo's hair?

Braided

Abbacchio's hair?

...

The enemy stand?

Braided into their grave

Can kick your ass at Mario Kart

Trish Una

Will beat you to death if you give her Dasani

Kicks Giorno's ass at Mario Kart

She used to be in choir

She's like an older sister

She'll pull up to your house playing WAP on full blast in her hot pink Barbie car

If Mista's in the car then it's just the two of them yelling the lyrics to WAP

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Someone said they're gonna write on Ghiaccio's piano, so here's what happens when it eventually happens

I COME TO YOU BEARING LA SQUADRA HEADCANNONS

Risotto Nero

This man CAN'T flirt

He's very soft spoken when he's not in work mode

He's probably been awake for 3 days straight

Fluent in 3 languages! Italian (duh), English, and Spanish

Has tried to learn Russian... That... Went horribly

Emotions? Who needs emotions with tits like these?! Somebody get him some serious help

Formaggio

This man is your skrunkly

Don't fucking deny it.

Bitch.

Despite his name, he's allergic to milk products

Has never had the touch of a person

Has gotten wine drunk

Cries his fucking ass off when drunk

It's over stupid shit too

Me too Formaggio, me too.

Illuso

I'm going to fucking stab this man.

Anyways

He's always screaming in the mirror realm

He's a dipshit who teases anyone for anything

He's at mass bitch capacity

I fucking hate him.

Prosciutto

Yeah, nah, he's actually related to Pesci

Fucking scary, I know

He's apart of a huge family

Like. 17 cars at the family reunion huge

Is actually a good brother when not on duty, minus his obvious flaws

Tastes like an ashtray with a hint of vodka

Do not romanticize this, do not kiss him, he is nasty but hot

Milk gives him the shits™

Pesci

Lord help him.

He's the only one who can consume milk products with out problems

EAT A DICK FORMAGGIO HAHAHA

He was a sweet boy

A very sweet boy

He's actually really talented in writing

But nOoOoOoOo HAM BOY INSISTS ON THE MOB

Melone

As a child, he was Catholic

Now look at him

I'll use my pepper spray on him :)

He dresses like a whore anytime he can

Yeah he's always got his tits out

He WILL speak to the manager

Has street smarts but no book smarts

Ok maybe a few

Ghiaccio

He's actually really sweet, civil to those who aren't his teammates

Also really shy.

The boy can play the piano! And he's a fucking master at it

He's got pretty bad depression.

Me too Ghiaccio, me too.

I know we say haha angry boy, but like...

Help him.

Also he likes cats

Hates being called little meow meow

I know this is a general writing blog but DAMMIT I WANNA CONTRIBUTE TO MY FANDOM

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I COME TO YOU BEARING LA SQUADRA HEADCANNONS

Risotto Nero

This man CAN'T flirt

He's very soft spoken when he's not in work mode

He's probably been awake for 3 days straight

Fluent in 3 languages! Italian (duh), English, and Spanish

Has tried to learn Russian... That... Went horribly

Emotions? Who needs emotions with tits like these?! Somebody get him some serious help

Formaggio

This man is your skrunkly

Don't fucking deny it.

Bitch.

Despite his name, he's allergic to milk products

Has never had the touch of a person

Has gotten wine drunk

Cries his fucking ass off when drunk

It's over stupid shit too

Me too Formaggio, me too.

Illuso

I'm going to fucking stab this man.

Anyways

He's always screaming in the mirror realm

He's a dipshit who teases anyone for anything

He's at mass bitch capacity

I fucking hate him.

Prosciutto

Yeah, nah, he's actually related to Pesci

Fucking scary, I know

He's apart of a huge family

Like. 17 cars at the family reunion huge

Is actually a good brother when not on duty, minus his obvious flaws

Tastes like an ashtray with a hint of vodka

Do not romanticize this, do not kiss him, he is nasty but hot

Milk gives him the shits™

Pesci

Lord help him.

He's the only one who can consume milk products with out problems

EAT A DICK FORMAGGIO HAHAHA

He was a sweet boy

A very sweet boy

He's actually really talented in writing

But nOoOoOoOo HAM BOY INSISTS ON THE MOB

Melone

As a child, he was Catholic

Now look at him

I'll use my pepper spray on him :)

He dresses like a whore anytime he can

Yeah he's always got his tits out

He WILL speak to the manager

Has street smarts but no book smarts

Ok maybe a few

Ghiaccio

He's actually really sweet, civil to those who aren't his teammates

Also really shy.

The boy can play the piano! And he's a fucking master at it

He's got pretty bad depression.

Me too Ghiaccio, me too.

I know we say haha angry boy, but like...

Help him.

Also he likes cats

Hates being called little meow meow

I know this is a general writing blog but DAMMIT I WANNA CONTRIBUTE TO MY FANDOM

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Writing Prompt 2

"Dear beloved, this is my final message to you, I'll try to write around the blood stains, some lunatic of a man broke into my room in the inn and bit my neck; I can't go on, the bite is still bleeding profusely but the strangest part about all of this is that I feel amazing. All I can feel is soft tingling around the wound, I feel as though I can float away mayhaps even fight the strongest thing I can think of, this feels all too pleasing for the fact that I may die... But I don't feel my death coming soon. I have to test something, if I'm not home, just know that I died without pain."

The inn room was found empty, the only contents that were left behind were this letter and an abnormal amount of blood.

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Just a reminder for y'all 💝💕💓

If you're a KMFDM "fan" who loves the Columbine Shooters (fuck you, they don't deserve names), then GET. THE. FUCK. OFF. MY. BLOG.

I do NOT fucking tolerate mass murderers on my goddamn blog, besides, KMFDM is pro gun control.

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I present to thee,

Nit-pick, Narcissism, Non-bitchnary