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#Mimikyu in a top hat on top of the shelf surrounded by other plushes#my guy is gonna get cuddled into oblivion
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look me in the eyes dc and tell me a seventeen year old would make a good ceo
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Jason after Kon died: I never liked that kid. He always hated me for no reason. Always trying to start a fight.
Dick: ... Jay, he hated you because you tried to kill Tim.
Jason:
Jason: oh my god i forgot about that
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"sorry that probably doesn't make much sense" <- for perfectly intelligible & logical statements relevant to the present conversation
"you get what I mean." <- for unparsable non sequiturs
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*very emblematic of disney sanitizing the fuck out of stitch.
#all of these are sins actually????#nani giving up lilo is fucking INSANE tho???#the No Tourism Commentary SUCKS but also i expected it#so it's not hitting me as hard. still bad but like an expected bad#but no gantu??????? jamba stays evil??????#no ugly duckling story????#shitting on 'ohana means family'????#WHY DOESN'T STITCH SHOW HIS ALIEN FORM#no Pleakley in dress?????#i just#the original movie is so lovingly done and there's so much texture to it#it has fucking LAYERS#it's a story where everyone is kinda messed up and then they become a family because that's the POINT OF THE MOVIE#and not just stitch and nani and lilo!!! cobra bubbles and jamba and pleakley and david are also part of the family together#this is like. THE found family movie#it's about how you'll find people who love and accept you for who you are and about doing better for yourself and the ones you love#and it says so much more and they just#defanged all of it#what the fuck#I wasn't gonna watch it anyway but jesus
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today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god
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When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.
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Glass of water (oil on canvas) Artist / Emma May Riley
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im dying over this thread of algorithmically-generated/otherwise low-effort Kindle covers
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"Would you rather use the app? :)" I cannot begin to describe how much I wouldn't
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i'm not a lesbian as far as i know and i already have a wife but thanks tumblr
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