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thelostgirl21 · 14 days ago

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Because somehow, @greisekinderschar putting the actual slogans in the tags of the post made it even funnier, I decided it just had to be done!

#Vizimir #Radovid #Jaskier #Radskier #Modern Witcher AU #Redanian shenanigans #Poor Radovid...#Someone help him!#He's running his campaign slogans ideas by Jaskier #And all Jaskier can think is:#“I now know what the face of true despair looks like...”#Also #“I gotta get him out of there...”#And Radovid would like to mention that it's totally not weird to be the President of your boyfriend's Fan Club and his Number 1 fan #and wearing it on your jacket!#Especially not when your boyfriend has a sexy medieval pirate bard persona when he performs!#My Posts #My Stuff

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chloesimaginationthings · 5 months ago

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Poppy playtime chapter 4 post credit scene

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #ppt #poppy playtime #yarnaby #the doctor #harley sawyer #poppy playtime chapter 4 #look guys they are okay! :)#nothing bad happened !!#Harley is now one robot with all his data loaded up on it #and Yarnaby lost all his Yarn BUT is okay just crawled out #gotta get him a blanket #don’t worry the doctor probably can help him grow some new yarn quicker #this is definitely real I promise

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stemmmm · 9 months ago

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more people gotta try this shit where bill has not improved and will not change but he's just chilling so its fine probably. its great

#gravity falls #billford #bill cipher #stanford pines #gf nevermind all that #is this really for that? no but if its post canon bill on earth then it may as well be. makes it nice and easy to find later too #reread tbob because we just got our own (nicely water damaged) copy and i was like. i dont draw him cute enough #i will continue trying to do better #anyways stanley you are a butch woman. stanley transition now you dont even have to do anything youre already perfect #its just about the intent #every time i drew him for the last one all i could think was oohhhhhh my god you are a dyke. to me. please #in other news are there any burned out pushing-30s out there who havent drawn in years? i gotta say. i really gotta say.#get mentally ill about something its great. preferably alongside a few other people that you can use to create a perpetual cycle of insanit #gets you drawing again in no time and it feels great

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egophiliac · 3 months ago

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sorry guys, you're like twenty feet from shore, you're basically dead already.

(also I choose to believe that Malleus just spends the rest of the event with ham on his face. it's better that way.)

(seriously, I can't wait for this poor couple to excitedly get all dressed up in their wedding best and embark on the most romantic day of their lives, only to suddenly have Malleus Draconia pop up out of nowhere, covered in ham and Grim spit, and scream "BOAT! BOAT! LA LA LA" while gently misting them with a dinky little novelty water gun...in the name of LOVE)

(this event is amazing)

(RIP Grim though)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #eternity float #eternity float of the coral sea #man forget the test of love #the only thing i care about now is frikkin jade dunham presents the mostro lounge handpuppet theatre #sorry azul and floyd he gave malleus his WORD that this would happen #this is what you get for flaking out on him #this whole event is just a solid block of jade being an absolute little shit and i'm living for it #fight fight go go go NOW SING #i've never been more furious that events aren't voiced #gotta listen to the coach. it's a matter of life and death.#also shit guys i know it's not sexy but you should be wearing life jackets!!#water safety!!! c'mon!!!#is there going to be a lifeguard on duty to oversee malleus popping up covered in ham and grim spit and wearing his policy-approved floatie

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justiceforplutoo · 24 days ago

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The Corroded Coffin boys having no clue about the Upside Down making Steve and Eddie's interactions appear 10x gayer...? My Roman Empire.

"Are you okay?"

"Yeah, of course."

"No, really," and Steve looks up through his eyelashes at Eddie. "Are you...okay?"

Eddie gives Steve the softest smile the boys have ever seen anywhere even near Eddie's face. Ever. It's not a performance, like it usually is, but it's a true, genuine smile, just for the two of them. Gareth looks away, flustered.

Jeff just stands there, slightly bewildered, and turns to Freak. "You think they're...?"

Freak nods absentmindedly. "Yeah, you know...yeah."

Steve calls Eddie randomly during their late night hangouts with a thought he had? The boys share raised eyebrows.

They know each other's favourite songs but Eddie can't even remember any of theirs? Very suspicious.

Eddie knows Steve's work hours and calls to make sure he got home safely? Strange things are afoot at the family video.

Things only escalate from there. Steve's making his way upstairs (to grab a bandaid for Eddie, who absolutely does NOT need a bandaid for a papercut) and Jeff stops him in the hallway.

"Listen, man, I just wanna know what's going on between you and Eddie."

Steve's face is the picture of innocence. "...what?"

Jeff sighs and scrubs his face. "I mean, I hate to, like, out you like this, but I just don't want Eddie getting hurt, you know? I mean, he's been through a lot--"

"I know," Steve interjects.

Jeff glares at him. "You realize it's, like, obvious to everyone around you both that something is definitely going on between you two? I'm just saying, there's a real possibility that someone could see that and accidentally make the right assumption. It's just dangerous, where we live, you kn--"

"Oh my God."

"Yeah, I know," Jeff nods solemnly, "It's really frustrating that you have to--"

"Jeff, oh my God. I didn't know."

"It's okay, we all make m--"

Steve looks shell shocked by this small nugget of information. Jeff had heard rumours from the kids of possible brain damage, and he'd never thought they might be true before, but he was starting to suspect it now.

"Are you okay? You look a little--"

Steve looks up at him. "Jeff, I'm queer. I like men. I like Eddie."

Jeff pauses. "...I know...?"

Steve mock-screams at him. "I didn't!"

Oh. Oh...? Oh.

"What am I supposed to do? Oh God, Jeff, he's right there, oh--"

Eddie peeks around the corner with a look of concern painting his concerning enough features. "Is everything alright? Are you okay? Is it--"

Steve sniffs roughly, looking at the floor with mild interest. "Eddie, I need to talk to you."

Eddie wastes no time in coming up to Steve's side. "What's u--mmh."

And then Steve's kissing him.

It's kind of like watching two trains crash into each other but one train is your best friend since middle school and the other is this guy he used to hate but now it's complicated, but it's not really complicated, they're just madly in love, but it's weird because Jeff still remembers that one time Eddie stepped on Steve's lunch by accident and Steve just yanked him so hard he fell off of the table.

Jeff has never really understood what those romance books meant when they said "two tongues fighting for dominance" but suddenly, he got it now.

"I think I'm Buddha," Jeff said, still staring at the train wreck that was Steve and Eddie's tongues fighting for dominance.

"What?" Eddie looked over at him, a trail of spit connecting his mouth to Steve's. Jeff wanted to bleach his eyeballs. Jeff wanted to spread his enlightenment.

"I said I'm going to go now. You guy stay safe." Jeff's voice did not sound like his own voice anymore. "Use protection and all that."

Jeff didn't think they heard him, but he didn't really wanna turn around and find out.

"Hey, man! ...are you...okay?" Gareth asked worriedly.

"Steve didn't know that he was gay. Until just now. When I told him."

The three of them just sat there for a moment. Something thumped upstairs, and then there was a lot of laughing echoing down the stairs.

"You wanna go to my place and watch Grease?" Freak suggested.

All three of them were out of the door before the end of that sentence.

#steddie #corroded coffin #sometimes you gotta write complete crack because you have writers block. that's just the way the world works #don't blame me i don't make the rules #eddie gets to band practice the next day #all three of the boys just go “i hate you.” in unison #eddie's like “fine i know when i'm not wanted” and they're like CLEARLY you don't or you wouldn't be here right now #it's my headcanon that the corroded guys are total softies on the inside. yes they are blasting metallica out of their cars and yes #they are going to the video store to rent whatever the 80s equivalent to bring it on is #modern au corroded boys know all the cheerleader routines and shit #eddie doesn't really get it but steve makes him sit all the way through twilight and suddenly he understands #and what if i wrote this into a whole fic #what then #i don't give 2 shits i love being cheesy

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synodicsoma · 7 months ago

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