#( drunk me was on this too... )

[heavyheavycream]

feedist kinktober 27 : boozy belly

this was one of the first things i wrote about em. i'm not the best at writing dialogues so i hope it's not to clunky, enjoy!

[notrobinsomethingworse]

Tim: Dick I don’t feel so good…

Dick: Tim?? Are you dying??? What’s going on???

Damian: Drake ate the ‘lamb in wine stew’ though he was warned of his contents by the menu, the staff, and I.

Tim: To be fair, I wasn’t aware there would be that much alcohol.

Damian: Once again I will reference the menu calling it Lamb in WINE stew.

[courfee]

felt the need to jegulusify two posts i came across

[madabapf]

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it's almost 1 am but i don't wanna wait another day so here ya go lmao

always glad to see cultured people in the monkie fandom :)

[screechingfromthevoid]

[yhwcomeback]

Some Lloykita sketches I forgot to put it here

[naturecalls111]

don't interrupt the kage meeting

[araneapeixes]

in the bathroom at the gay clubbbb

[boarloved-art]

Wei Wuxian should be able to get drunk for once. I think he'd either be singing bawdy drinking songs on the roof of the Jingshi or he'd be getting irrevocably lost no matter where he is. He's found in the bushes behind the mountains like a cryptid, and then he's like "I can't believe you all got lost" (extremely slurred) as if he didn't get embarrassed by something Lan Wangji had said and just somehow disappeared when everyone looked back at him

oh ABSOLUTELY im walking with u and nodding and agreeing, i can see him becoming an absolute menace to keep track of at his drunkest.

anyway heres wonderwall The Gang (Wangxian & their fave group of ducklings) in a city known for its STRONG wine and wuxian being like well. ur all grown now, youre technically not juniors anymore. we have to see whos lasting the longest against this stuff!, smash cut to a suspiciously wei ying-less group of the worlds drunkest cultivators being wrangled through the woods by designated driver hanguang-jun, with at least 2 of them clinging to his robes at all times.

[vendetta06]

I get so offended thinking about the Naruto ending because the whole show is 1000+ episodes of Naruto fighting the whole world to bring Sasuke back, and then you tell me they both end up with women?? bro was gripping the sheets and wishing on a shooting star to have him back. this man cried and panicked over him multiple times. he literally hallucinated him NAKED in the BATH with him!! they canonically kiss twice and Sasuke even says “why do I always end up kissing you.” and when Sasuke says he’s not coming back, Naruto says that he’d rather die than stop trying. there is no hetero explanation for this.

[mymarifae]

guys twitter dot com doesn't like when you criticize toriel's parenting decisions. don't do it

[dudethatsmyundeaduncle]

Had this Headcannon that when Multi-Lingual Dick and Jason get drunk they start singing Ballads in Spanish. Yeah some classical shit like Vicente Fernandez but also the most wild Selena you've ever heard.

[necrotic-nephilim]

Tim's unternet suit really is the most glaringly obvious hero worship/crush for Dick thing he ever has. in the unternet, where Tim's subconscious creates what he is. that's the suit his brain comes up with? something so clearly derivative of Nightwing? down to the *finger stripes*?

red robin #19

this is gay as hell. the reason Tim can't wear this soul irl is bc the first thing he would do is jerk off in it. and he couldn't handle the embarrassment of Dick seeing how similar it is. if DC ever made this Tim's official suit the first thing they would have to do is make Tim and Dick fuck in it. i'm so close to writing that fic i won't lie.

[mythmagicetc]

it's 2019, and eddie's in his kitchen, grabbing snacks while buck and chris color at the dining room table. buck's cast is set up on a chair, resting on pillows, and he said he was comfortable but eddie should check again when he heads back in. over the waxy scribbly sounds of their crayons, eddie hears them talking.

"were you scared?"

"hm? when?"

"when you hurt your leg."

"oh. hah. right." eddie can picture the way buck ducks his head, the self-deprecating grimace on buck's face. he smiles.

someone's stopped coloring. probably chris. when that kid has a question he does not let it go.

"so were you?"

buck makes a non-committal noise, weighing his options. how much of the truth to tell to a child so young, who recently lost his mother? is it better to hide your pain, or to make sure they know pain is okay? is it possible to do both? this one, eddie is still asking himself.

he trusts whatever buck decides to say, but he moves the bags of chips a little slower, trying to catch the words.

"yeah, buddy, i was scared. but your dad was with me, so i knew it would be okay."

oh.

that's sweet of him to say. like, really sweet. and eddie knows, of course he knows, buck is saying that for christopher's benefit, that it very much might not have been okay, whether eddie had been there or not. that eddie hadn't been, at first, and buck had been all alone, crushed and bleeding and on fucking video, jesus christ. that when they got to him, all eddie could do anyway was hold his hand, with a fucking glove on, for fuck's sake.

he doesn't know why it matters that he had to have a glove on. but it does matter, okay, it would've been different if they had been able to touch.

eddie looks at the ceiling, blinking back to the present moment. he tries to tune back in to what they're saying, make sure they haven't noticed he's gone quiet.

"that makes sense." oh, chris. "he's my hero."

"you wanna know a secret?" buck whispers, and eddie can't tell if he means for it to be loud enough for eddie to hear, or if buck just sucks at whispering.

"he's mine, too."

[ajastu]

Hello. I wrote a thing a while back, and now i even drew something for it <3 I have so many thoughts about these two..........rotating them in my brain 24/7

[artuurle]

I don't have a silly cheeky comment for this one besides it leans heavily on my headcanons and stuff on Grujaja. (that's how you know ur in the tranches for a character.)

^face of a guy that keeps hurtin his bonds w anyone close to him. Bonus doodles i made while drawing this that are semi related due to being tied to my Gr headcanons unda the cut lol: