#*dare

[florshedworf]

wait so you’re telling me in home that nobody wanted to hang out with oh because of a systemically ingrained fear of messing up and wanting to away from those that may be other. how did i just get that

[werehounded]

And. Idont say that lightly but since I was about 10? Ish? My mother has controlled every single aspect of my life. Don't be out too late. You can't go on holiday with friends or alone. Don't you dare drink. You have a curfew now btw have fun having no life as a 30+ year old because you have to be in by six because its 'not safe'. No going to gigs or shows or plays or musicals because you can't be out that late...

She had a CONNIPTION when I told her I was going to London for Macbeth over my birthday for two nights. How are you going to get around? You can't stay out late especially not in London because you'll get attacked or killed. You can't possibly cope on your own but I will make no offer to come with you or help you to cope.

Wow its almost like she projects her anxieties onto me, (always has,) and expects me to have as dull a life as she does. Well I'm sorry, I'm not gonna stand it anymore. (Pff as if I'm brave enough to stand up to her anyway. This is all hypothetical, we all know ill back down cos im terrified of her)

She basically wants me to be a live in carer for her and the dog and I can't and won't do it when her husband is right there and if she needs carers that badly then there's the NHS and council. I'm not gonna end up like my bff caring for my mother and having no life whatsoever and having to put my entire life on hold including my marriage and having kids which I dont want personally but it's an example how needy anxious parents who won't deal with their own issues rope their kids into caring for them and perpetuating generational trauma etc.

Like sorry you spent your life caring for your sick parents mum. Couldn't be me, not when I have all the health problems I have myself. Sorry.

[stealchain]

honestly bobs burgers is the best adult animated TV series of all time and I've seen a lot..

[queerstudiesnatural]

greta thunberg, liam cunningham, rima hassan, and everyone else on that ship, thank you, and i hope you succeed. i really hope you succeed. you know what you are risking, and i wish for you to come back safely, having done what you set out to do.

[yuttikkele]

hey gamers I’ve started watching star trek does anyone else see the romantic tension between captain kirk and mr. spock

[daringdoombringer]

hi here’s a cool bird I betcha didn’t know existed, ✨the wallcreeper✨

it literally looks like a monarch butterfly it’s so cute

[ifriqiyyah]

"unlikable protagonist" and it's just a woman who's a regular human being with flaws

[prlssprfctn]

Batsiblings convince Jason to get himself a cooking Tiktok account, and he gives in. To his surprise, he quickly gains millions of followers and a loyal auditory. The only problem? Jason has no idea that these people came here not necessary for recipes.

Jason: Geez, my followers had been pissing me off lately.

Dick, confused: Huh? Why?

Jason: They keep commenting ATE. Like, dude? Fucking where? I am not eating in my cooking videos. What is the fucking point?

Tim, choking: Oh my fucking God-

Jason, making an angry text post for his followers: YOU ALL. STOP COMMENTING "RAW". MY MEAT IS NOT RAW. I AM A PROPER COOK. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???

Cassandra: Maybe it is time to tell him...

Tim, Steph, Duke, in unison: NO

Bruce, awkwardly trying to have a conversation with Jason: Hey, lad, how is your cooking blog is going?

Jason: Uh, people keep commenting cryptid messages. Like, the last time I was showing the right way to tenderise meat for chops because apparently it wasn't clear and someone requested the whole video? Anyway, I did it, and the whole comment section was writing me "in bed, on the floor, on the couch, on a chair, against the wall, against the window, against the door"... Like, why would I do that, not in the kitchen?

Bruce, no less clueless: Maybe it some kind of challenge. Kids love trying new stuff in extreme places nowadays.

Jason: Huh. Maybe. Thanks.

Bruce, just proud to have a proper conversation and somehow a help: Anytime, Jaylad!

Damian, who was unblissfully educated on the slang matter by Tim (because it was his responsibility as a big brother to traumatise him), with his eye twitching: ...None of these words were in Quran

[brightlotusmoon]

[cart00nmilk]

About being in love with and absolute idiot

[ryuuna]

Goddess of Absolute Tomfoolery™️

[wukyma]

In the light of recent events I have a very vivid image of Poseidon or his sirens munching on WiFi wires

[doe-drawz]

Wish you were here , in honor of season 2

[minimiance]

size difference kink but in the “i grew up being made fun of for being chubby so now the idea of a giant of a man being able to toss me around and tower over me without making my weight a problem makes me really horny” way, you get what im saying?