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I am going to bite someone what is going on i have so much energy right now and nothing to direct it at because NOTHING IS HAPPENING
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I Just Wanna Feel
Author’s Note: So—sorry for not posting in weeks, but I had a massive writer’s block, and well… I’m back! I was heavily inspired by THAT Robbie Williams song. Yes, I watched his biopic. Yes, I cried. Yes, I recommend it. And… surprise?! There will be a whole chronology with the others, all themed around Robbie’s songs! Yayy <3!! Consider it a gift? from me for taking so long 🥺. Love you all.
Pairing: Bayverse!Donnie x female reader
Tags: Intense fluff, nerd having an emotional crisis, extreme overthinking, unexpected kisses, Donatello’s mental breakdown, romantic panic, “oh no I messed up” but in HD, happy ending.
The sound of the keyboard echoed through the room—a rhythmic, steady tapping that blended with the low hum of the monitors. The bluish glow from the screens cast irregular shadows across his face, reflecting off the lenses of his glasses with every line of code appearing and disappearing on the monitor.
Donatello was there, as always.
The work was easy. Thinking was easy.
It was like a well-structured algorithm: receive information, process it, execute a plan of action. The world had rules, patterns, probabilities—formulas that predicted outcomes with near-absolute precision. No matter how chaotic a situation seemed, there was always a logical solution waiting to be uncovered.
Computers don’t lie.
Data has no biases, no whims. It doesn’t suffer irrational fluctuations. It doesn’t beat faster without reason. It doesn’t have to remind itself to breathe.
But then…
There’s you.
And everything falls apart.
Not immediately. Not like a fatal error shutting down the system in the blink of an eye. It’s more subtle. Like an unexpected variable in an equation that had, until now, been perfect. Something that doesn’t fit into the rigid structure of his world—but something he can’t ignore either.
He thinks about it often. About how his brain operates like a well-calibrated machine, each thought clicking into the next like the teeth of a moving gear. Logic is his native language. Reason, his compass.
And yet, when it comes to you, all that logic becomes blurred.
The gears grind.
The code becomes erratic.
The equation fills with unknowns.
Because when you step into his space, when your voice disrupts the steady rhythm of his keyboard, when you lean over his desk without a second thought for the scattered circuits and switch off his monitor without warning…
His first instinct is to think. Analyze. Quantify.
What does this mean?
Why does his heart react this way?
Why does his skin register the shift in temperature more intensely when you’re near?
But thinking doesn’t give him answers.
Feeling does.
And that is terrifying.
Because feeling isn’t predictable. Feeling has no neatly arranged lines of code, no graphs to chart behavioral patterns, no equations with exact solutions.
Emotions, in themselves, are a chaotic system.
And you…
You are the anomaly he still doesn’t know how to decode.
Nights shouldn’t feel this short when spent alone in front of a screen. And yet, when his mind drifts to the memory of a laugh, the fleeting image of a glance, the echo of an accidental touch… time dissolves in a way not even quantum physics could explain.
When he feels the weight of his name on your tongue. Like an access key to a system he never thought anyone would try to hack.
And he watches you from the corner of his eye as you lean closer, and in that instant, every variable in his mind shifts. Every equation rewrites itself.
A shiver runs down his shell.
Feeling.
He knows because his chest tightens with an undefined pressure, a sensation he can’t attribute to any specific physiological variable. His heart rate isn’t elevated from exertion. He’s not under attack. He’s not in danger.
So why does his body react as if he is?
There’s no equation to explain this.
Because if there were, he would have solved it long ago. He would have identified the problem, broken it down into its components, eliminated any errors. But every time he thinks he’s close to an answer, another unknown appears, shifting all previous solutions out of place.
Music filters through his headphones, slow and melancholic.
“I just wanna feel, real love…”
A shiver runs down his spine.
His body reacts to the sound before his mind does. It’s absurd. It’s ridiculous. There is no logical reason why a progression of chords and a set of words arranged in a certain way should have this effect on him.
And yet, here he is.
Fingers hovering over the keyboard, motionless—caught between the instinct to keep working and the strange, undeniable realization that… he can’t.
Not because he’s tired.
Not because he lacks information.
Not because there’s a problem that requires more processing.
But because, for the first time in a long time, the data isn’t the most important thing.
The screen flickers with information he should be absorbing, but he isn’t. His glasses reflect numbers and graphs that would normally hold his full attention, but his gaze is empty, unfocused.
The room remains unchanged—draped in shadows, illuminated only by the bluish glow of his monitors and the faint blinking of LED lights from his equipment.
The mission had been difficult. The margin of error had been higher than he liked to admit.
It wasn’t often that his calculations failed.
But sometimes, calculations weren’t enough.
Sometimes, reality simply… refused to adhere to logic.
“Feel the home that I live in…”
His jaw tightens.
He doesn’t know how that song ended up on his playlist.
But he has a reasonable theory.
One that involves Mikey, his blatant disregard for personal privacy, and his insistent need to “help him connect with his emotions.”
(Sure. Right.)
And yet…
The lyrics hit him harder than he’d like to admit.
It’s not the melody itself. It’s not the chords or the rhythm. It’s the way the words seem to slip through the cracks in his mind, seeping into the spaces that logic has never quite managed to seal shut.
“I just wanna feel, real love…”
Donnie exhales slowly, his fingers still hovering over the keyboard, motionless.
He thinks about the battle.
The mistakes.
The risks they took.
Numbers flash through his mind like a simulation running in reverse—impact probability, the margin of error in his calculations, the reaction speed needed to avoid damage. Fractions of a second where the difference between victory and absolute disaster depended on decisions made under pressure.
But more than anything—he thinks about you.
He thinks about the way, at the end of the fight, you rushed to check if he was okay.
About how, without even thinking, your hands—warm, alive—ran along his arm, searching for injuries he had already identified and dismissed milliseconds before with his visor.
He could have told you it wasn’t necessary.
That he was unharmed.
That he had concrete data to prove it.
But he didn’t.
Because logic dictates that worry should be extinguished by facts.
But feeling…
Feeling dictates that your touch lingers, even after you’ve gone.
That the sensation of your skin against his stays beyond his capacity for reasoning.
That the light pressure of your fingers on his forearm still burns in his memory, like an unsolved equation looping endlessly in his mind.
“Come and hold my hand…”
Donnie closes his eyes.
He could turn the song off.
He could erase the anomaly from his system.
He could rewrite the equation, adjust the variables, find a way to rationalize what he feels.
But… he doesn’t want to.
Because for the first time in his life, the result of a problem doesn’t matter as much as the unknown.
He doesn’t just want to think.
He wants to feel.
He wants to understand why being with you feels like the only constant that truly matters.
And then—you arrive.
Without warning, without fanfare, without the slightest idea that the world inside Donatello’s mind is teetering on the edge of a collapse even he can’t explain.
The lab door slides open smoothly—barely a whisper against the silence, thick with static electricity and the faint murmur of music in his headphones.
He notices everything.
The shift in air pressure.
The sound of your footsteps, softened against the floor.
The faint scent of shampoo and fabric laced with the chill of the night.
The way the temperature in the room rises by just a fraction of a degree when you step inside.
But he doesn’t turn around immediately.
Because he doesn’t know what to do with the anomaly that you are in his equation.
He doesn’t know where to place you within the rigid parameters of his logical, structured world.
His operating system slows, his brain—so used to processing information with the precision of a surgeon—stalls in an endless loop, searching for a resolution that refuses to exist.
And then—your voice.
“Donnie?”
Soft. Not because you’re hesitant, but because you know him. Because somehow—through a method he can’t quantify—you can read the tension in his shoulders. You can see the way his fingers have stopped typing, even though the screen is still waiting for input.
He closes his eyes for just a moment, as if that alone might be enough to reboot him, to restore the control that feels like it’s slipping through his fingers.
He knows he should say something.
He knows he should act normal.
But his normal means efficiency, speed, precise answers delivered at the exact right moment.
And right now, every command in his mind is failing.
You watch him with quiet curiosity, tilting just slightly toward him—just enough for the air between you to feel heavier, more tangible.
“Everything okay?” you ask, voice soft in that way that completely disarms him. Then your gaze sharpens slightly, scanning him with quiet scrutiny. “Are you hurt?”
He doesn’t answer immediately.
Instead, he looks at you.
His mind runs an automatic analysis of your expression—eyes slightly narrowed, lips barely pressed together, the faintest crease in your right brow, as if you’re already calculating the probability that he’s lying.
Logic dictates that he should reassure you with data. That he should tell you his visor has already run a full diagnostic scan and that his physical condition is optimal. That there is no rational reason for concern.
But then his gaze drops.
And he sees his own hand, still resting on the desk—still tense.
And for the first time in a long time, he chooses to do something without overthinking it.
He looks at you again.
His throat feels dry. Without realizing it, he wets his lips—a quick flick of his tongue over skin cracked from hours without proper hydration.
Then, in a voice so quiet it barely sounds like his own, he asks:
“Can I… hold your hand?”
It’s not the kind of question anyone would expect from him.
And he knows it.
Because it doesn’t fit his usual patterns. It’s not something that makes sense in any logical context.
But right now, logic is utterly useless to him.
Your lashes flutter in subtle surprise, as if the words take a few extra seconds to fully register.
“What?”
His instincts scream at him to backtrack, to rephrase, to find a way to explain what even he doesn’t fully understand.
But he doesn’t.
“I want to…” He inhales, trying to reorganize his thoughts. “I mean, just—”
He shuts his eyes for a second, frustration flickering across his face. He has never felt this clumsy with words before.
When he opens them again, you’re still there. You haven’t moved. You haven’t looked away.
And somehow, that alone gives him the courage he’s lacking.
“I just… want to feel it.”
The truth escapes him so easily, so quietly, that it almost embarrasses him.
Your expression shifts.
It’s not amusement.
It’s not rejection.
It’s something softer. More intimate.
And without questioning it—without hesitation or unnecessary words—you let your hand slide over his.
Not hurriedly.
Not hesitantly.
Just with the quiet certainty of someone who understands exactly what he’s asking for.
And when your fingers intertwine with his, Donnie feels every equation, every algorithm, every carefully structured rule in his mind… simply dissolve.
As if they had never really mattered in the first place.
“Well?” you ask, your voice carrying a faint attempt at lightness.
Donnie knows you’re trying to sound casual, that you’re masking your uncertainty behind a relaxed tone. But he notices.
He notices the delicate dusting of pink on your cheeks, the almost imperceptible tremor in your lower lip, the way your thumb brushes against the back of his hand—like you’re adjusting to the contact just as much as he is.
And something inside him… softens.
His lips curve, at first unconsciously—a smile, small and barely formed. Then, from deep in his chest, a quiet laugh escapes, unbidden and genuine, as weightless as the air after a storm.
It’s not mockery. It’s not disbelief.
It’s something purer. Something real.
—Nothing, —he murmurs, his thumb moving awkwardly against your skin— Just… this is nice.
The confession catches him off guard.
Because he hadn’t planned it.
Because he hadn’t filtered it through his logic before speaking.
Because it simply happened.
And then, you look at each other.
Maybe for too long.
Maybe just long enough for the world around you to blur into a distant murmur, as if nothing else exists except the space you occupy together.
He finds himself mesmerized by you.
Fascinated.
But not in the way he is fascinated by a new equation, by an unexpected pattern in the data, by the perfect symmetry of a well-designed structure.
This is different.
This is raw.
This is visceral.
This is feeling.
His other hand, trembling in a way he doesn’t understand, lifts with a slowness that borders on reverence.
And when his fingers brush against your cheek, the touch is so light it feels like an experiment in itself.
He feels.
He feels the warmth of your skin beneath his fingertips, the way it molds so effortlessly to his touch, the way your body leans ever so slightly toward him—responding to an equation he hasn’t yet written but, for the first time, doesn’t feel the need to solve.
He feels the erratic pounding of his own heart, too fast, too unsteady, as if it has forgotten its natural rhythm.
He feels the heat gathering in his chest, expanding outward like a shockwave, defying all logical explanation.
And then, he hears you sigh.
Small.
Soft.
Almost imperceptible.
But he feels it.
He feels the warmth of your breath against his skin, the subtle vibration of your exhale in the nonexistent space between you.
Feels,
feels,
feels.
As if every one of his senses—once so meticulously calibrated to process information—has now been repurposed for a single objective:
You.
Your warmth seeping into his skin.
Your quiet, rhythmic breathing.
The barely-there weight of your gaze resting on him.
The familiar scent of you, imprinting itself onto some hidden corner of his mind he never thought necessary.
Just you.
Only you.
Nothing else exists.
Nothing else matters.
And then—without thinking, without calculating, without rationalizing it into exhaustion like he always does—
he kisses you.
It’s brief. Just a brush of lips.
A moment suspended between doubt and need, between impulse and fear.
A single heartbeat contained in a single point of contact.
And then—
He hears you gasp.
His entire body locks up. Every muscle goes rigid with a tension so sharp it’s almost painful.
His brain—so efficient, so precise, so relentless in its ability to analyze every variable in a situation—enters a total shutdown.
He stares at you, eyes wide, pupils blown.
Oh, no.
No, no, no.
He misread everything.
What the hell was he thinking?
You don’t see him that way.
Why would you?
Why would you ever?
Shame crashes over him like an unstoppable wave. His stomach twists, his skin burns, his heart clenches into an invisible fist that threatens to crush it from the inside out.
He pulls back, his hands loosening, his voice catching in his throat.
—Oh, God, I didn’t mean to— —he stammers, his voice cracking under the weight of his own panic. His thoughts are a mess of unsolved equations, of probabilities collapsing into a singularity of pure dread— I just… I thought it was a good moment, I—
—Yes.
Your voice cuts through his spiral.
His brain short-circuits.
—It was.
…
What?
His breath halts.
The air thickens, pressing in from all sides, as if the entire universe has stopped—right here, right now, in these words, in this reality he never accounted for.
And then—
You close the distance.
You are the one to bring your lips back to his.
And his mind—his brilliant, overanalyzing mind—
for the first time in his life—goes completely silent.
And he simply—feels.
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If none did this until now, lemme be the one to give her 2 cents about PV and SMilk's charts LMAO (I am bored). Or well, at least the main 6 placements. (Sun Sign, Moon Sign, Rising Sign, Mercury Sign, Venus Sign, Mars Sign)
So the devs confirmed PV as a Virgo time ago so that's his Sun sign. Considering his emotional maturity, Cancer Moon fits him the best bcs that's the Moon's home sign/the sign that rules the Moon. Deff Virgo Mercury considering his whole way of speaking being very Mercury coded ("Anything can be solved through conversation") and Mercury is ruled by Gemini and Virgo. Obv he doesn't have a Gemini Mercury so that leaves Virgo. Which fits with his self-judgement and perfectionism. Considering his pacifist and fair nature I do see Libra Mars. These 2 placements are still smth I'm debating on but: Leo Rising and Virgo Venus/Taurus Venus are my takes so far for these 2 placements, might change my mind on these 2.
Noooow SMilk. This one is a bit tricky and maybe y'all won't agree with me but hear me out: Scorpio Sun. He's obsessive, passionate, spiritual, and if the theory I saw that he's a product of what society made of him/he got corrupted bcs of the way ppl were denying the truth and preferred the lies and that's why he started lying, he fits the usual Scorpio trope of ppl projecting onto them and seeing the dark side of the world. Scorpios are also incredibly stubborn since they're a fixed sign and unhealthy Scorpios can be controlling. Now onto the Moon, after some debating, I got to the conclusion of 2 candidates: Aquarius or Capricorn Moon. Why? Because the Moon is ruled by Cancer, the opposite of it is Capricorn and by default Saturnian Moon is a detrimental placement bcs it makes emotions and being in touch with your own feelings extremely difficult through life. Now, why Aquarius? Because Aquarius in old and new astrology rules Saturn along with Capricorn besides Uranus. Aquarius is considered a Saturnian placement. So by default, Aquarius Moon is also a detrimental placement to the Moon by extension. And it's the Saturnian Moon SMilk has Imo. Capricorn Moons at their worst tend to isolate themselves from the world and avoid being emotionally open in any manner whatsoever and can drown themselves in work or anything else they wanna do. They crave an emotional connection but they're stopping themselves from that.
Meanwhile Aquarius Moons are desperate. Desperate to find a place to belong, desperate to have someone that understands them in their lives because they are incredibly prone to being misunderstood by everyone. They're the type of people that can feel alone even if surrounded by people simply because there is no depth in the bonds they have with said people and they want more than that. At their worst, Aquarius Moons have trouble connecting with themselves on an emotional level, autopiloting a lot and having identity crisis moments. And they can also develop a God-Complex.
Aquarius Moons are also humanitarians and have a sharp eye in noticing everyone, the things they do and why, but they can't do this for themselves. Which explains...a lot from SMilk's actions in ep 8. So yeah, he is a Saturnian Moon in my eyes, specifically Aquarius Moon.
Speaking of ep 8, after what we saw there is no deny that this guy has Scorpio Venus. I don't think I have to explain this one.
Mercury-wise, since it can only be in 3 signs according to its law/passing time, (Libra, Scorpio and Sag since he's a Scorpio Sun), I'm undecided between Sag and Scorpio Mercury, this is still smth I'm debating with myself about.
Same goes for the rising, considering Gemini Rising as of now since the first impression ppl got of him before and even now is just how knowledgeable he is (Gemini rules Mercury, they're gifted in the brains department by default) alongside being a total goofball but again, I'm still debating on that.
EDIT: I forgot to mention, SMilk is deff a Leo Mars. Dramatic as hell, screaming/yelling when mad and saying stuff he doesn't mean in the heat of the moment but still emotional. Bonus: Leos are the actors of the zodiac from what I learnt
Whoever read this till the end, thank you 🤧 Was thinking about this ever since I started loving these 2 but wanted to wait until ep 8 to assign SMilk a Moon sign and oh lord did he deliver!!! Besides the things I'm still debating about, I won't change my mind about anything else, I just wanted to share this in case anyone is interested!
I wanna end this post by saying PV sure has a type since White Lily was confirmed a Scorpio by the Devs LMFAOOOOOO

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When writers say the riddler is too silly for modern Batman stories, I wonder how much of that is code for “I can’t write good riddles”. I mean, even btas only had a few episodes with Eddie because Dini admitted they had a hard time coming up with them.
I suppose it brings up a problem with writing a character who’s supposed to be smarter than you.
It’s easy to have joker blow up a bunch of buildings.
You want to show a villain is tough, have them smack the heroes around a little.
You want to show a character is a genius, just have the build robots or time machines or whatever.
But very few can hit that intellectual sweet spot between “overly complex word puzzles so difficult Bruce has to pull the answers out of his butt” and “dopey puns that wouldn’t make popsicle stick standards”
I mean obviously the puns and silly little puzzles are a vital part of the Riddler, but you know, even if you can't write that, there are aspects of the Riddler that you can focus on that still feel true to the core of the character. I think the pathological need for attention can be a great focus for his character, and I think the Arkham Games did a fun job with that even if the majority of the 'riddles' were just in-game puzzles and him taunting you. There's also something to be said about like... certain facets of the Rogues basically getting offloaded onto the Joker because DC feels the need to jam Joker into everything to make it sell. Like, you have variations on Harvey's Two-Face origin story getting offloaded onto the Joker because of the Joker's (might not even be real because one of the Joker's whole THINGS is that he's an unreliable narrator) "Red Hood" origin story in The Killing Joke. So like, Bruce and Harvey are childhood friends, but then DC will bring in the Joker and kind of co-opt (one of) Harvey's origin stories to say, "Batman was, while unintentionally, intimately involved with the creation of the Joker." But like... the whole thing about the Joker is that we, as the audience, aren't ever really supposed to know why the Joker's Like That. That's the whole point of him having multiple "You wanna know how I got these scars?" stories in Nolan's The Dark Knight.
But like... take the Joker's obsession with being Batman's Ultimate Nemesis in The Lego Batman, for example--you actually have a lot of Batman's relationship with the Riddler in that particular interpretation of the Joker, because for the Riddler, it's all about proving himself as Batman's intellectual superior, and actually a major factor of their chemistry is that this obsession is significantly one-sided on the Riddler's end. And I think the Matt Reeves Batman also handled that "one-sided obsession" aspect of the Riddler really well, as well. Like, for Batman, it's all just mystery to solve and then you finally get to the Riddler and Paul Dano's Riddler is like "Wrow. I knew you'd find me because we're so alike and we're besties! It's allll for youuuu!" and then you have Batman fire back with "We're nothing alike--! Wait, I just remembered I'm also an off-putting loner freak. Uh oh." So like... there are ways to feel true to the Riddler even if you can't go full camp.
The Riddler WANTS Batman to find him. He WANTS Batman to solve his riddles because not only is that the only way he is 'seen' but he believes it also gives him control in how he is seen and who he is seen by--although it really doesn't because Batman has already made his assessment of "This is an egotistical loner freak who is desperate for attention and obsessed with me."
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Hii sorry I'm blowing up your inbox rn my phone is crazy rn✂✂✂✂
If MC try to eat Ray ass out what would he do
What if MC liked finding and collecting bones (started collecting bones and found a lot)
If MC sent nudes like really fetish stuff (i found out what it ment and started crying) and kinky stuff mostly kinky
What if MC broke her jaw
What if MC uses toys and wants to fuck ray with a strap or vibrator
What's rays fav sex position
Byeee✂✂✂✂
Ah, do t worry about blowing up my phone, I asked for you to ask your question to help me solve the issue I was having. Which you did what I asked so, 😏 we good. (I swear I’m not this goofy in real life…😭)
So to answer questions on 1 and 5 in one breath, it would be a struggle for many reasons. One, those are both things that require serious vulnerability and trust, he’s not so easily trusting. He doesn’t even trust MC by the end of the game completely. Honestly, he’s a pretty hygienic guy and I don’t think he could get over the idea of someone eating him like that. Also, he’s pretty vanilla, he’s very basic. He’s basic coded. He’s not that wild. (Sorry)
Collecting bones, that’s a pretty cool hobby, in my opinion it’s like collecting rocks. Ray wouldn’t mind, in fact he’d probably help you find classes and replay boards to put them on. Kinda like those butterfly cases but for bones. He’ll even look up information on how to preserve them well so you can have them last a long time. Help label the bones like “Mouse bones form owl pellet” kind of thing or “Deer skull.” Although, he’ll probably have a separate room for them to display, like a special little corner.
I mean, idk what that exactly in tails, what kind of fetish but, I don’t wanna know. However Ray doesn’t mind pictures, send em. If he has a favorite body part, (which he likes all of you but I think he’s definitely can’t decide which he likes best.) he’ll keep that in a folder just for you that he’s made labeled “My Sweetheart.” Then he has other books folder of normal pictures of you called “Star”. Yes, he organizes the photos he has of you and the ones you send.
Ouchy! You best believe Ray is gonna take good care of you. Make all your food into smoothies while you recover because you can eat normally at the moment. He’ll give you pain meds and everything. If you struggle swallowing pills he’ll take the time to crush them into soups or applesauce. Whatever works for you. He’ll take super good care of you. Make sure you are dandy. Definitely obsessive, worrying about you every minute. Hoping he’s not missing anything.
Anything where he gets to see your face. He likes to watch you fall apart. I mean, its boosts his ego a bit, besides he probably will tease a little about it. Every facial expression, every sound, everything will be committed to memory. Eye contact is HUGE! HUGE I TELL YOU! He wants you in his sight, he wants your eyes powering into his own in such a connected way.
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St5 teaser breakdown
(cus im bored) (spoilers, duh....i think)
All these clips are from the first 2 eps cus ofc they wont wanna spoil more that early into production. Like imagine if this felt too much of a sneak peak, the season is gonna be HUGE and this will feel like the 0.00001% of what it actually is lmao.
The school scenes:
i think first scenes, all from episode one.
The boys will catch a signal from the radio the night prior, paralleling s2e1
but this time either will lives with the wheelers or hes at the radio station and they contact from there.
the signal might be near a military base OR
its henrys signal that needs decoding excactly like the scoop troops did in st3.
So, the dynamics here are gonna be reminicent of both s2 and s3e2.
some quotes like "what are you doing on this channel again" and ''I cracked it", "cracked what?","I cracked the code" are also gonna make the cut. This scene will be paralelled with either mike or dustin, since these two were the brain of the party.
BONUS:
And what did robin also figure out in s4? Oh, wait-
I dont actually know what this code is, but i know it needs all four of them to solve it. And what if, in the background of the signal they catch up on little dream of me playing in the background?
The daisy song being broadcasted was accidental; the russians werent planning on including it there or they just did it as a distraction (they might have recorded the code within the crowd of the mall in brought daylight.) So what if the music, even if there is one at the background, is accidental too? After all, this song is mentioned as victors safe space because he called ella fitzgerald an angel, not henrys.
It all has to do with vecna at the end of the day, given how will touches his neck and feels him. This is an early sign of the symptoms, given how later, after school, they grow bigger and wider, giving will his first vision of the day:
And i dont even need to tell yall what this scene paralels lol
same table, but not same tree.
The code solving talk still continues here, because of how convenient it is to have will see the clock, zone out, walk towards it while the rest of the group talks about vecna and him capturing his victims in manipulative ways. In this scene they will bring up metaphors and allegories, just like they did with chrissy and eddie "do you ever feel like youre losing your mind?","i feel like im going crazy right now, doing a deal with the queen of hawkins high".
Also, like eddie said, this place promises safety because no o ne ever goes out there. SO, my bet is, mike chose they go there since eddie mustve told him right before he died.
bet hell say sth between the lines of "We have to go somewhere private. Somewhere no one can hear us." and thatll be most likely during lunch.
And thats where the bullies come in.
In order to continue their scenes out there, they mustve been interrupted by andy and jasons squad, and teased as to what they were doing with the radio on the table, given the leaks we got back in january or mike and dustin being followed by them.

no i have a feeling that during this arguement (after lunch and before the table scene), andy will attack mike and dustin and will will hopefully give a punch, paraleling el and angela in s4 and joyce in s3. This is my guess here, but i hope its true cus poor boy needs to throw hands with sb.
Spoiler alert it might not happen that day cus all of them are safe and sound without a scratch in the table woods scene.
After the woods scene, dustin visits eddied grave with his bike, which vandalized to the gods and guess who did it; thats right the bullies.

which will probably paralel maxs scene on billys grave
I wanna believe we get a heartfelt speech about his and mikes relationship with eddie, warming the ground for more eddie flashbacks to come. No, he wont get vecnad here, but rather found and beaten up by andi and the bullies, cus he was seen with a bruised face later on

and yes, the projector scene is also from the same day.
Another interesting thing to point out here is how the duffers said that our characters will start the season in action, so all the el scenes fighting vecna in the upside down and all the lights flickering, theyre all from the first 2 episodes.
After school and after the graveyard, with propably a few new scenes taking place in the middle, they all go to the new station set, and as it seems the byers are doing a presentation??
Probably from their experience in the uspide down, or most likely explaining sth about vecnas connection.
Orrr its a group thing, idk.
The thing is, dustin is beaten up standing next to steve. My bets are that hell notice dustin is hurt and make a huge deal about it, argue with the party on why he was found like that in the first place.
This would also be a chance to bring up the dynamics from the previous seasons and their flaws, aka dustin being with steve more time than he was with the party or others.
The thing is, in the same scene we see this;
M4tt showing n0ah how to choke.
Things most likely get heated in this scene, and that triggers wills connection with vecna. The mindflayer activates, and he becomes like billy.
And who else flayed choked sb else prior to this?
LETS GO BABY WE ROLL !!
Will will attack someone, most likely steve, cus he was also shown beaten up later in the teaser, especially in the car scene with nancy n johnathan.
Which leads us to this leak;
Its night, right outside the radio station. My guess is that steve tries to escape but part of him stays cus hell its will that attacks, that boy is harmless, right? While will is just there, chocking him and bagginf him to run.
Its the perfect lead up imo; first he feels the mf getting closer, then he has the vision and then he gets activated.
i feel like this is the cliffhanger between e1 and e2, since it would be perfect to have us waiting for steves safety and wills sanity for the next episode.
Bonus bonus;
Nancys Candy striper outfit
Going undercover in ep 1 was not on mybingo card, so im guessing shes an actual vollunteer at the hospital, because shed have to gain trust in order to sneak in and steal files.
but then again, why from tyhe hospital? all this place has ws maxs condition, which was already known to her and the rest of the team.
Involving her with such type of environment is simply to create more paraelels from the hmh scenes in s3.
Now, we also got this leak from april, and its most likely for ep4
the vollunteer is obviously nancy, but for her to return to that outfit, shell have to wear it again. So that means what i said, she became a vollunteer to gain trust and steal the proper files from the turnbows mansion thats connected to the lab.
Wills outfit also indicates its from a later episode.
As for the hopper scenes, idk a lot to break it down. And for el, this must be in ep 1 since this is unfinished bussiness from the piggyback if u nthink abt it
Thats it, hope you enjoyed my brain fart and i hope im right.
#i might be right#and then yessss i win#or i might be totally wrong#which will be okay ill just be a bit dissapointed#lol#dont come for me#im just guessing#cus i love theorizing#bts#coniangray#mike wheeler#st5#st5 leaks#byler theory#byler#st5 theory#will byers#stranger things#the party#core four#original four#st5 filming#st5 speculation#st5 production#st5 bts#st5 spoilers#stranger things 5#byler bts#The holly scenes might be all from episode 2
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ok, so… securitrons move around with One Big Tire. while it gives their design a pretty memorable Staple, its… well, realistically it would be TERRIBLE 4 balance…!!! while a big tire like that on its Own could probably balance just fine, we of course have a Big (Cute) Bulky Robot that’s gonna be Fucking with its Center of Mass, kind of like a heavy unicycle!! so i have 2 wonder how they do it so well ingame…!! obviously it could be explained through cartoon physics or something like that… but i wanna dig a bit Deeper than that. i love securitrons too much 2 just write it off anyhow…^_^ so lets solve the mystery of how these things can balance so good!!!
now.. it could be that securitrons are specifically coded 2 know how 2 Balance themselves, or have some kind of mechanic that keeps them from Toppling Over every time they want 2 stop moving or stay Still. it could be possible that they have a sort of special Locking Mechanism that keeps their tire from making them roll away…? however this does Not solve the problem of the robot’s center of mass!! because even if the tire is locked in place, the Weight of the securitron’s body will still, well… make it tip over!!
so i propose an Idea. what if the securitrons center of mass. is actually a lot Lower than it may seem from their build. stay with me here, ok…? ok…
obviously house is too much of a Haughty Smarty Pants or something like that 2 just have written off or ignore this issue. in fact- the way securitrons ingame can effortlessly balance is a testament 2 this fact!! so what did he do 2 let the securitrons actually balance…?
its is My Opinion that securitrons must have their center of mass Lower in their bodies. this would make it Much easier 4 them 2 actually balance themselves as we see in new vegas!! if i had 2 guess where Specifically, i’d say somewhere as shown in This Simple Graphic…
since the part housing the Screen is the bulkiest part of the chassis, you would Typically expect that 2 be the center of mass… however, with it being So High Up on the body, it would cause the robot 2 fall over!!! crash!!! ow!!! @_@
however… if the center of mass is Below that part, in the “waist” area per se, then the robot won’t have as much of a discrepancy in weight distribution. it wont be as Top Heavy, allowing the entire machine 2 stay standing!!
now as 4 How exactly the center of weight would realistically be in the waist area, i’d have 2 say its probably something 2 do with how the Functions of the parts affect how theyd be Built, if that makes any sense... the lower waist area is where the Wheel connects 2 the rest of the body, so the part where it connects is most likely More Fortified so it doesn’t Come Apart, especially considering the amount of Movement that part would have 2 put up with, so it should there4 be using Stronger/More Material so it doesn’t Wear Down so easily. perhaps the material in that area is pretty thick, making it heavy!!
as 4 the part Above that however… we can see its made up of the same material as the Arms, and from securitron movement and idle animations, we see its somewhat Flexible from the way it Bounces!! perhaps theres a comically large spring inside? or perhaps a multitude of springs that allow the chassis 2 Bounce in the way it does? (leaving that outside bit as the only thing letting it bounce would be a bit Stupid, really… there would be Zero support 4 the chassis and it would just always be Crushing the thing…!!!) so perhaps those springs are quite heavy, as they’d have 2 be Strong and there4 pretty Big and Thick so they dont snap inside of the body!
of course this is all just Speculation, as we dont 4 sure know what the inside of one of these cuties looks like. maybe one day we’ll get a good look at the inner workings of a securitron, but until we know that, all we have 2 rely on is the power of Headcanon!! so i could be spot on, or i could be way off. who knows!! maybe theyre powered by cartoon bullshittery 4 real!!!
id really love 2 hear Other People’s ideas and thoughts on this too… i am not an Expert on Robotics by a Long Shot, even if i do love them with my Whole Heart… im just some sillyguy giving its two cents on a cute robot!! so if anyone has different or cooler interpretations on how securitrons can balance, i would love 2 hear them!!
also… thank you 4 reading my speculations as well in the First Place… it honestly means a Whole Lot 2 me whenever people enjoy the stuff i put out here 4 fun, so thank you thank you Thank You 4 taking the time 2 enjoy my silly little works...!!! (seriously everyone leaves the sweetest stuff in the tags and it makes me want 2 Cry Tears Of Joy. who let you all be so kind and wonderful.)
#i didnt have 2 make this post but im a bit too autistic 2 not do it#sorry not sorry. the special interest strikes again#crush/folder#<by proxy#yes man#<also by proxy#fallout new vegas#fallout#securitron#speculation
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do you think that aang not killing ozai was a selfish choice
Saying "I'm literally 12 and don't wanna murder someone because I'm just a freaking kid, please help me find another way to handle this" is not selfish.
Saying "I don't wanna be your unpaid executioner just because nobody else can kill that guy. I didn't sign up for this shit, I didn't ask for this responsibility, if I could give someone else my power I would. Please help me find some other way to handle this" is not selfish.
Saying "I'm not your super weapon/soldier, I'm a person and I don't agree with how you want to handle this conflict, please don't act like my moral-code is stupid because that mentality is literally the reason why nearly everyone I knew and loved is dead right now" is not selfish.
Saying "I'm not gonna validate this genocidal lunatic's claim that my people's pacifist culture was inferior and useless by betraying said culture just to shut him up permanently, even if I hate him and what he has done, and it pisses me off that you don't get what this means to me and to the world as a whole" is not selfish.
Saying "I literally DID accept killing this guy for everyone else's sake, even though it'd be deeply traumatizing for me and a betrayal of everything I've ever stood for, but it turned out not to be necessary so I didn't do it because I'm not an idiot. Everything is FINE! WHY are you still yelling at me? If you wanna kill him so bad, do it yourself, THIS IS NOT MY FUCKING PROBLEM ANYMORE" is not selfish.
Asking someone who has the power to kill a genocidal lunatic to do exactly that because you're fearing for your life, even if they never signed up for the job of savior of the world or your savior in particular, is not selfish either.
But DEMANDING it and saying they're a bad, selfish person if don't do it, even after they manage to find a different, non-lethal way of solving the problem and saving you is EXTREMELY selfish. Especially if you're gonna blame the entire war on him, instead of, ya know, the guy that decided to start commiting genocide a hundred years ago and all the rulers that came after him.
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i love you • j.ww



genre: fluff
not proofread ! this is so rushed, i listened to this song and just decided to write this. it 3 am here btw lol.
stolen stares, stolen glances.
that's what wonwoo and y/n were used to.
or they got used to it.
wonwoo's heart beats so fast as if he is running a thousand miles with every touch of their lips, with every romantic touch, the burning desire for each other.
"won, what are we?"
"what do you mean?"
"you know what i mean." y/n said as they lie down on wonwoo's chest, sitting on a tub full of water and bubbles. both naked and fragile.
"we're friends. you're gyu's sibling. of course we're friends."
y/n sighed as they stood up, leaving the bathtub, covering theirself with a towel and leaving the bathroom.
"really? you're unbelievable."
he wishes. oh, how he wish he could put a name to what the two of you really are.
fuck the bro code.
no.
fuck being a coward.
he loves y/n so much. since he first saw y/n when they moved in front of his home.
he knows he loves y/n. y/n knows that as well. and its just a matter of when he is going to say it.
its been 5 years.
"5 years. five years of sharing kisses, five years of fucking. and dont fucking tell me its all normal because i know its not. im not a kid anymore. say it."
"s-say what?" wonwoo said as he followed y/n.
"be true to youself for once! you've said it to me when you're drunk. why not say it to me now that you're sober?"
tears on the verge of falling, as your hands are clenched on the towel that's covering y/n.
how he hates seeing you cry. but he hates it more when he's the reason of it.
"i-i—"
ten seconds became twenty. thirty. a minute. no words came out after that.
wonwoo stuttered, standing in front of them with head hanging low.
"you know what? nevermind. how long do i have to wait? do i always need to beg for you?"
"im sorry."
y/n hit his chest, all the frustration, and the mutual pining that could've solved with just one word.
"i love you."
.
.
.
y/n said.
"that's all i want to hear from you. but it looks like i'm just wasting my time, no?"
"im sorry. im sorry." wonwoo's voice quivered, as if something pulled his heartstrings and completely broke it.
"and im tired. this is the last time im going to see you for this bullshit. i want you. but not like this! i want your love. i want it all. and i know you wanna give it to me but why can't you?"
only sniffles were heard. and footsteps leaving the house.
wonwoo sat on the bed as y/n left. looking at the piece of jacket that was forgotten.
"i love you. i do. im sorry im such a coward. im sorry. i wanna give you everything. i really do. please... please—"
his voice squeaked as he took the jacket and placed it on his lap.
" —come back."
stolen stares, stolen glances.
that's what wonwoo is used to. or he got used to.
as he clapped along the huge crowd. celebrating your engagement with his brother, chan.
as the crowd's cheer died down. wonwoo reached out for the two.
"congratulations." he said as he hugged the two.
"i love you." wonwoo muttered.
"you finally said it—" chan said after wonwoo removed his embrace.
"— for the first time in my life, i heard my brother say i love you to me,this is crazy.'
"thank you, wonwoo." y/n said.
"no problem." he said with a small smile as he looked at them.
'i love you.'
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - uhhh... so i lied.
genre: angst
#seventeen scenarios#seventeen fic#seventeen#svt#seventeen x reader#seventeen fanfic#svt fanfic#svt drabbles#wonwoo x reader#spotify#seventeen wonwoo#jeon wonwoo#wonwoo#seventeen angst#svt angst#wonwoo angst#svt wonwoo#svt wonu
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Another devilartemis cell vs x men 97
Rwby crossover
RWBY '97
Knight: TARGET IDENTIFIED. SURRENDER, MUTANT.
Cinder: For the last time, this is a Grimm implant! GRIMM! IMPLANT! How would you feel if I said you were a fucking air fryer, huh?
Jaune: Uh, I think he's talking about those guys.
Cinder: Who?
Ace-Ops: (Exist)
Cinder: Great! Another team of overinflated egos in spandex! Terrific! Okay, who's the one with the most trauma? Show of hands. Is it you?
Marrow: ???
Cinder: It's gotta be you. (Points to Vine) You're definitely on something. Nobody would purposefully be bald unless were high off something. Definitely scream "I'm not fit for anything BUT active duty".
Harriet: You talk way too damn much! (Rushes Atlesian Knight)
Jaune: So, what, did the robots become racist all of a sudden?
Clover: Well, actually... Well, yeah. The fugitive Arthur Watts hacked into our system and tampered with their coding. Now, they hunt down anyone that doesn't have human aura, including our own teammate, Marrow.
Jaune: (Staring at Elm's ass) ...I'm sorry, what? I missed, like, 90% of that.
Knight: (Head spins off)
Harriet: (Soccer juggling it) Problem solved!
Cinder: Not impressed. I could do that, too.
Knight: SURRENDER, DIRTY, STINKING, FILTHY MUTANT.
Cinder: What the fuck?!
Clover: Yeah, racist robots weren't what I'd expect, either.
HEY, YEAH~! I WANNA SHOOT, BABY~!
Qrow: Well, well, somebody better hang onto that non-existent budge! Are you telling me Clover has decent lines for once?! And I ain't just talking about his... dialogue~.
Cinder: Fucking hell- There's more of you?
Clover: He's not one of us.
Qrow: Y'know, Clovey, you'd think with all these AUs, somebody would've cared enough to give you an actual character.
Clover: (Readies Kingfisher)
Qrow: Oh, right, right, the part where you pick a fight with me... Yeah, because that worked so well last time. Doubt even [tumblr] could write our fight any worse. But you know who does have good writing?
Qrow: DevilArtemis! Yup! And by clicking that little link just above here, you can go support him on Patreon! That's right! This isn't a sponsorship! It's just an unpaid plug-in~!
Qrow: Click that link and maybe Clover will stop being such a dick! And just stick to having one, am I right?
Qrow: (Girlish scream, Chased off-screen)
Jaune: ...Do you think that Patreon plug was subtle enough?
Cinder: Fuck no!
Jaune: Shit! Plan B, Cinder!
Cinder: (Puts on straw hat, Dancing)
Jaune: (Plays banjo)
Patreon.com/DevilArtemis
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TMAGP Theory Board Update (Episode 5)
Hi Guys hope everyone had a relaxing week. what did everyone think of the new episode? After I finished digesting the episode I got to updating the board so Here it is!






I also wanna start adding a list of the new evidence and story we add on the board below in case the image is to blurry or you don't want to try and navigate through the image to find a specific piece of info
What Happened in episode 5: Personal Screening
Sam told lena he's been noticing Colin acting strange avoiding security cameras and installing extra locks on his door ( Is he just a normal paranoid IT guy or is he being watched?). Lena brushes Sam off saying " the problem will solve itself"
Chester (Jon?) gives us a new incident that ends up connecting back to the eye much like his last one (RedCanary) but unlike that incident this one is not connected to the Magnus Institute (I notice a pattern emerging that Chester seems to read statements that connect to the eye and also incidents that occur on internet blogs and/or forums.)
Gwen asks Alice about if she knew anything about the IT guy before Colin "A german guy, lots of tattoos" . Alice only seems to remember that their old IT person Amelia complained about his work a lot (why is Gwen suddenly asking about this person? the german bit ties back into when Colin informs Sam that FR3-d1's source code was written in german. does this IT guy have somthing to do with Chester (Jon?), Norris (Martin?) and Augustus (Jonah?) being part of FR3-d1?)
Lastly Since the first board update I found out about the TMAGP ARG set up by Alex and his team back in fall. I ended up reading through Alex's full post and searched through some of the links that were still running and found some info about the Manchester Magnus Institute so thats been added to the board as well. on a post from the Tumblr blog @strangehauntsuk (this was created for the ARG) at the bottom there is a post about the Magnus Institute ruins saying that the Magnus Institute's main facility burned down on December 24th 1999
It also mentioned that the Magnus Institute ran educational programs for gifted children and adults (had a much different purpose then The Magnus Institute from TMA's universe)
Anyway thats it for me until the next episode drops feel free to leave any comments or send any asks if you have something you wanna discuss or theories you want to propose ask box is always open
-Echo
#tmagp#the magnus protocol#norris tmagp#martin blackwood#lena kelley#jonathan sims#jmart#gwendolyn bouchard#chester tmagp#augustus tmagp#tmagp theory#tmagp spoilers#freddy tmagp#colin becher#fr3 d1#ceaseless watcher
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ok i think this is my first time ever watching a show while it’s coming out so i’m gonna write out my reactions as i watch the episode for the first time, even though i’m watching it from streaming (i don’t have cable rip) and i already got a bunch of spoilers.
obviously spoilers ahead
CARLOS!! first time we’re seeing him with his friends this season! and he looks so good!
Natacha looks so good in green, man. they seriously need to have her wear it more.
TK Marjan and Mateo look so good in that shot even if the person they’re being mean to is Paul :((
i really want to see them actually play a whole game of catan it would be so fun
i fs know those two boys are from paul’s past. i thought they might be people he lost but i feel like people who bullied him would make more sense in the context of the nightmare?
i know this is gonna turn out badly but i feel like this dinner is going surprising civilly for now
“LT” aww
why is the chore chart so big i don’t think we’ve ever seen it before
this is kinda making me miss clipboard Marj
paul is gonna crash and burn poor baby
wyatt is so cute omg but i miss gracie
i missed judd soooo much he’s the ultimate cutie pie
paullll why you doing this to yourself
PAUL CALL FOR HELP JESUS
tommy is so nice actually i would never facetime someone i didn’t like just to check in on them
love tk and nancy giving each other looks lmao they’re so siblings coded
gina torres is literally the cutest woman on this show (with the exception of sierra) i love her so much
tk and nancy “it’s convenient” “a little too convenient” omg this feels like one of those disney movies where the kids are trying to solve their parents kidnapping or something
why does tk know that??
nancy loml keep being a dramatic suspicious bitch please
“the enemy is behind the gate” so dramatic for no reason omggg what’s cassandra gonna do?
love paul and owen bonding time, i feel like we barely saw owen interact with the house on a personal level so far this season
genuinely how does judd afford that house by himself especially when grace was out, he didn’t have a job, and he was taking care of wyatt
TOMMY UP TO SHENANIGANS AGAIN oh i’ve missed you devious bitch tommy
i love that tommy has just fully embraced her work kids’s delusional ideas and judds the one trying to talk sense into her now
aww i know judd and tommy have been best friends forever but i know if sierra was here she would be going to grace :(
PAUL BABY WHAT ARE YOU DOING
rich people are so strange
i already love jenna hope nothing happens to her
nancy and tk sending each other looks again lmaooo
ofc the elevator broke down
damn poor augie
aww ok they’re better now
WHAT THE SHIT why is she bleeding from her eyes!?!
it’s really cute that wyatt takes all of 126 medic teams calls it feels like he’s trying to look out for them after they saved his life
paul’s gonna get hurt and mess up on this call isn’t he
oh nooo paul it’s so hard to see him cry
i feel like we need more people to die yk like how does tnt consistently bring people back from the dead? like the kid that was trapped underwater in a frozen lake for at least ten minutes and was expected to make a full recovery but tk who was in there for ten seconds was in a coma? but it was for the drama so whatever
tommy’s hair is my favorite part of every episode. is she even allowed to be whipping that horse tail around?
weed pen lmao
judd is such a nice probie
ok so i was kinda right about the kids in paul’s dream
aww paul he must have been so lonely growing up
i’m sorry i can’t take the weed pens
girl miss melody how did you think poisoning your mom and getting ur sister suspended would be better than just asking to live with your mom
episodes almost over :((( i don’t wanna wait till next week
tkmarjan friendship i’ve missed you!
im glad joe and marjan are still together! they were so cute
PAUL!! i love this entire scene with my whole heart
controversial but i really love it when people choose logic and their personal values over love. this show does that so well. like with marjan and salim, they were both in love but marjan couldn’t see herself building a life with someone so flaky and that’s a valid reason to break it off! with tommy and trevor, i think it makes sense that tommy can’t love someone who might contribute to a family breaking apart.
i know that tk and nancy are gossiping about all of tommy’s drama right now
TOMMY CALLING HER MOM!!!
idk if this is obvious yet but tommy is in fact my favorite 9-1-1 character
anyway that’s a wrap i loved this episode
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No Context, Only Chaos P6
"My friends are way funnier than I am" edition.
Okay, you're engaging in waterless behavior. Do you need moss enrichment?
You go home... then you go home... and then you go home...
And also because fuck attempting to travel alone in particular.
What is this heresy?
You know what, I am going to dunk you sideways.
Give me your fucking hand, [name.]
Don't chop off your hand, just give it to me.
... Instructions unclear, I have no hands now.
It's the moon, it does it to all of us.
Oh shit, I forgot I had a kazoo.
There are worse times and bad times, and right now is a pretty bad time.
Wait, did you say beasts or bees?
Imagine a normal ass first name and then your middle name is Gilgamesh.
You spin me right round baby right rou-- why is this light not rotating?
I didn't fall into the cliff, I t-posed into the cliff!
I can't help it, I only have so many frames!
Well then break more frames!
Just pay a subscription to get more frames, it's only $19.99 plus your soul.
They're MY frames and I need them now!
The butterflies really said 'fuck you, yeet!'
Why the fuck? Oh, okay, that was why.
You're hurting my poor carrot heart!
So that's what at the center of a moss. A carrot.
I said Karen, not carrot!
Are you saying you're not sweet and crunchy?
I'm not crunchy at all! I'm soft and squishy!!
You can't just demand memes on command!
Yeah they're just like me for real but they're normal.
Ghosts are inherently autistic.
Well [Name]'s crops are getting watered tonight!
He's just got a waffle hat, it's fine.
You've seen the e-girl outfit [Name] runs around in, right?
He looks like a middle-aged guy who fell off the Titanic!
He is kind of CEO-coded.
So what you're saying is we're going to assassinate him, got it.
Oh that's a non-issue, with his creations he's gonna assassinate himself one day.
Unmasked, unhinged, and autistic as hell.
It's fine! In absence of neck, take out your spine.
Okay but have you tried to take out your spine?
What you do, right, is you grab your [relation] and you take out his kneecaps and then that solves your problem!
So then take his legs, and then he'll never be tall again!
I don't got words, I don't got verbs, I don't got birbs... but I do got nerds.
No thank you, I get enough migraines out of this.
Look I'm pretty sure I'm ineligible for that kind of thing, I voided my warranty a long time ago.
That's the best thing about percussive maintenance! It's for when you don't got a warranty!
It's the maintenance for when you need a dose of violence in your life, but you don't want to commit the violence.
I dunno, I'm just here.
Time to go into the pit!
They awoo.
Those are some conspicuous particles.
Oh, I need to honk you.
When you get ready for a majestic leap, and instead you just bonk your head on the ceiling.
The jellyfish are doing their best!
The funniest part about the crabs is you can pick them up afterwards.
I need to slow down... just a little faster... no, faster!
No, they're not okay! No one is ever okay!
Whatever's going on there, I'm not sure I wanna be part of it. I think it might be a murder.
What do you mean you don't wanna be part of a murder?
JELLYFIMSCH.
[ P1 - P2 - P3 - P4 - P5 ]
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PSA. Discord scam alert
Just wanna warn my followers for this scam that's doing the rounds on discord and I think this has been going around for quite a while already.
If you receive a message from someone in your friendlist asking for help, and they spout some story about how they were being deceived by someone with a similar name to yours, and they accidentally reported you instead of them <- THIS IS A SCAMMER who gained access to this account and they will try to extract money from you to keep your account from being deleted.
They will say you have to add someone from discord support to solve this problem. This person is also a scammer.
Don't make the same mistake I did. Block the hacked account immediately.
I had this happen to me this Friday, same as a friend of mine. It's easy to say, "Oh I will never fall for this." Yeah, that's what I always thought too, until it happens to you. In hindsight the red flags were so obvious, but it's difficult to think logically in a panic, and they will try to make you panic.
I fortunately still have partial access to my discord so the people in my friendlist are safe - this is also your friendly reminder to ENABLE MULTI-FACTOR AUTHENTICATION!!! And obviously, never give your codes to anyone. My discord is now on the scammer's email but they can't log in because of multi-factor authentication. I'm still waiting to hear back from discord to hopefully get my account back in my full possession soon.
But yeah, I just wanna give out a warning. I would appreciate if you reblog this, even if only to warn other people so they don't fall for the same trap.
These scammer assholes will try to bleed you dry if you let them.
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Fuck it gonna put all my Tangled rants into a single thread that I'll just continue on if needed-
Oldest to newest btww (also spoilers most of these r about Eugene btw ik ik I'm a lil autistic spare me 💀)
That one part of Bruno is Orange but Eugene coded-
"Did you hear about that Father
Sent his own infant son away
And said "It's to *dangerous* for
you to stay so, I had to *save* you" "
I may be cringe but I am FREE
Yo omg ok so my brother is singin a Into the Woods song while I look at Tangled stuff n it made me remember a scene from the play where Gothel yells at the Prince "Rapunzel can think for herself!" n like- dude Cass said the same thing in Cassandra's Revenge to Eugene! Ooo girlll-
The way I would kill so many ppl if it meant getting a series about Lance n Eugene as kids like broooo imagineee-
Its crazy how like I'll be enjoying my day than suddenly I'll see a post of a mf going "Hey what if Eugene thought he was a yr younger cuz he was like a rlly scrawny kid?" Yeah ok sure n what if I hit u with a *metal pole*
My tangled ocs r so random its hilarious- like it goes from a bodyguard,a greedy businessman,a ringleader,n than that one serial killer who turns ppl into meat pies like how did we get here???? 😭🙏
I just remembered like just a few days ago my brother randomly said "vase" while playing Fortnite n my ass just said "vAHse" just to fck w/ him n like that kinda reminded me of that one scene of Eugene n Cass like damn they were sibling coded frrr lmao I miss em

Wdym there was a scrapped Eugene n Lance childhood episode??🧍And WDYM it's literally everything I ever wished for and more???????? 😃


Would love to see Eugene n Martin Kratt interact solely to see Martin be appalled n slowly lose his mind over how Eugene knows jackshit about animals 💀🙏
I think the Eugene genderbends look so weird to me because none of them kept the infamous goatee like cmon man don't be a coward give that girl some facial hair 🗣🗣
I should not be relating Heather's music to scenes from Tangled the Series yet here we r 😭
Omggg thinking about how Eugene proposing to Rapunzel in tts came from his abandonment issues n him literally not being able to see a life without Rapunzel omgg shut upppp leave me ALONEEE
Literally despise with every fiber of my being how the writers of the shitty Wreck it Ralph 2 movie had fcking RAPUNZEL of all ppl say "Do ppl assume all ur problems were solved just because a big strong man showed up?" They fcking HATEE the movie Tangled *so much* bro istggg
OMFG THE VOICE OF KING FREDRIC FROM TANGLED IS MR. FCKING KRABS WHAT?????
The way I wanna be bold n talk more about the "Over the Corona Walls" ep- esp about Staylan n Eugene n all the icky implications of that but I'm also so scared too cuz I fear ppl won't take me seriously or think I'm overanalyzing too much 😭🙏


Lowkey not over the fact Eugene was willing to trap himself back in an abusive relationship, "leaving" the one person he HAS died for n would die for again, all to save his best friend like bro don't TALK TO MEEEE

As u can tell I am totally normal n not at all ill about Eugene or this show 😁
What if I gave Eugene like- slight wedding trauma after the whole "Beyond the Corona Walls" incident??? I think it'd be kinda cool n in character ngll 🤭🤭
No but that prompt for the unaired Lance n Eugene episode STILL makes me so fcking ill bro stg can't STAND those mfss bro 😭😭
"And if I gave up on being *pretty* I wouldn't know how to be ALIVE" is SO Eugene coded idc idc idccccc
You think if I put Eugene Fitzherbert in The Amazing Digital Circus he'd be a walking dumpster fire considering he needs an identity to function n in TADC u like- quite literally don't have one??? 💀
Was listening to an audio last night n now I kinda wish we knew like- what Eugene's mom was actually *like* in a way considering I don't think her character was ever explored :((
Why is this plushie literally Eugene Fitzherbert omgg I want it nowwww

To the ppl who only see others as their pfps lowkey rlly hope y'all just see me as jester Eugene Fitzherbert cuz that'd be rlly funny n I'd love that 💀🙏 like yes I truly am just Eugene in a jester fit yappin my ass off on twitter dot com LMFAOOO (btw follow me @/theratbatjester)
#martin kratt#wild kratts#tangled the series#tangled series#tangled#tangled oc#tts eugene#tts oc#tts cassandra#tts rapunzel#tts lance#tts edmund#new dream#tts#into the woods#heathers#im so normal#so so normal#eugene fitzherbert#lance strongbow#tadc#the amazing digital circus
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Hello and welcome to Day 11 of "Let's Explore My Plot Bunnies"
Today I wanna talk about a plot bunny that has been on and off inside my brain and that, currently, has been going nuts ever since I explained the MDZS Magic Kaito AU.
The fandom for this plot bunny is not one I have spoken about on my blog yet - Katekyo Hitman Reborn.
More precisely, I have this as a Kakeyo Hitman Reborn (Detective Conan AU).
Working title: (A Mafia Boss?) No, I am a detective.
The idea starts with a change brought by the sealing of Tsunayoshi's Sky Flames.
Basically, instead of stunting his growth and clouding his mind (and you can't tell me those symptoms weren't at least halfway caused by the seal), Tsuna's seal acts a bit... weird. Weird as in, Tsuna ends up with "Kudo Shinichi Levels of Luck in Finding Dead Bodies."
Because of this, not only is Tsuna constantly encountering criminals (big or small), but also he is pretty much adopted by the police department of Japan. Yes, all of it. (Don't ask him how he ended up with more uncles and aunts than there are kids in his class.)
Tsuna, since he is pretty much followed by death everywhere besides his home and Namimori School (where Tsuna doubts even Gods would try to start shit because Hibari Kyoya is scary as fuck), ends up gaining an interest towards the law and towards the work of a detective. Hibari Kyoya, whose family is part of the police force, definitely approves.
In fact, he approves so much that he is giving lessons in self-defence (read: beating up) to Tsuna from a young age. All Kyoya has to say is that the "sky omnivore" is promising.
As the years go on, Tsuna ends up with a rag-tag team of kids that help him (read: get themselves involved) in solving murders/kidnappings. Tsuna even has a phantom thief that he faces every other week against. (I DO want to make that phantom thief be Kaito KID just because he is definitely a Mist Flame with Lightning secondary and Cloud Tendencies.)
The end result is that when Reborn comes to tutor Tsuna for the position of Vongola Heir, Tsuna has already (mostly unknowingly) gathered a separate set of Guardians on his own; is already trained by Hibari Kyoya in hand to hand combat and trained in armed combat by the police and, most importantly, IS part of the police force... and is vehemently against taking the position of Vongola Heir.
(Reborn is really going to kill Iemitsu for his blatant disregard towards his family's daily affairs. The idiot COULD'VE stopped his own child from joining the police force if he cared enough.)
Things to note:
Tsuna can still get his canon Guardians in this, but the way and the order in which he gets them will be different.
Hibari Kyoya is still scary as all hell in every universe, this one included. He is just more Alaudi (or was it Alaude?) coded than before cause handcuffs are more prominent in detective/police work.
Byakuran is probably gonna start laughing like crazy for about half an hour when he learns Tsuna is with the police force. Why? Because the irony of World's Best Mafia Boss (in other universes) being a detective and member of the police force in this universe is killing him.
Let Tsunayoshi have friends. Like seriously. Let him make friends through this profession/curse of his. (Whether the friends he makes OUTSIDE of Japan are part of the Mafia or not is another story)
Iemistu fucked up by not being around his family more. Now, he is definitely paying the price... Reborn wants to take his kneecaps as compensation for the bullshit he has to deal with now.
So, what do you think? Good? Bad? Let me know!
Honestly, I have soo many ways through which the seal could affect Tsuna and make him go a different path in life. But the Mafia still catches up to him. At least in this AU, Mukuro should be more... chill towards Tsuna cause he makes it clear he is part of the police - which isn't that much better in retrospect, but at least Tsuna is not ,nor does he want to become a Mafia Boss. Also, Tsuna probably has memorized all laws of Japan but mathematics still give him a headache (mostly because of his teacher).
Either way, I will end it here for today. I hope you guys have a great day/night and that you take care of yourselves!
See you tomorrow,
-TooManyPlotBunnies-Send Help
#khr#katekyo hitman reborn#sawada tsunayoshi#sky flames seal gone wrong#Detective Tsunayoshi Sawada#reborn#kyoya hibari#the hibari family is part of the police force#don't tell me Alaudi (aka 1st generation Cloud Guardian) wouldn't be proud#Tsuna is smart#and strong#tho Hibari still beats him all the time#Tsuna has other guardians#and his mist (aka the phantom thief) is chaotic#I feel like Byakuran will laugh soo damn hard when he realizes Tsuna is part of the police instead of mafia boss#oh the irony#Sawada Iemitsu is as always an idiot#the police force is Tsuna's family at this point#poor tsuna#he sees too much death#also#poor reborn#he is surrounded by idiots#(excluding Tsuna cause compared to Iemitsu the kid is far smarter)#detective conan au
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