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prkrknr · 11 days ago
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harley: where's peter?
tony: what? do you think i have him microchipped or something?
harley: well do you?
tony:
tony: yeah, hang on
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incorrect-thunderbolts · 15 hours ago
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Val: Wow. Once again my character is under attack simply because I have taken the lives of dozens of innocent people.
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incorrectteyvatism · 2 days ago
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Kaeya: T is basically the last great letter before the alphabet completely goes off the rails.
Venti: I don't know, I'm a big fan of the letter X.
Dahlia: Q isn't a bad letter in its own right but it was an early indicator of the direction the alphabet was eventually gonna take.
Rosaria: It's the reliance on U that bugs me. Like just make QU a single letter already.
Diluc: I can see the critique but it makes all the spelling moments like "Qatar" all the more subversive and special.
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incorrectsibunaquotes · 2 days ago
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Eddie: Everyone in this house keeps calling me dumb because I don’t know enough about England. Like god forbid I can’t find middle-of-nowhere Hingadingaburginshire on a map
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pathetic-dreamy · 3 days ago
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Zayn: It appears I have a few haters.
Zayn: None that seem to be as handsome as me. Interesting...
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itgavemeyou · 2 days ago
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Every time I log on to Twitter dot com I see approximately one (1) tweet that absolutely shatters my heart and immediately log off
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tf2incorrectquotes · 3 months ago
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forsapphics · 2 months ago
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<3
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welcomehomeincorrectquotes · 9 months ago
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cursivewind · 1 year ago
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ontgerunway · 1 year ago
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Mappa's three men and one man child
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incorrect-thunderbolts · 18 days ago
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Police: You are under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.
Bucky: Fuck's sake.
Bucky:
Bucky: Wait, did you say three?
Police: Yes, three.
Ava: Oh my god.
Yelena: BOB FUCKING FELL OFF -
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incorrectteyvatism · 2 days ago
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Zhongli: Shellfish is such a crazy allergy. Like yeah we found ocean bugs and some humans just fucking die if they’re near it. Like, I don't know, I would’ve put those little fuckers back but that’s just me.
Venti: My deacon is banned from his hometown Red Lobster because he would show up, eat as fast as he could, then hit himself with an epi pen.
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wildlyincorrect · 4 months ago
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Elphaba watching Glinda perform "Popular":
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Sirius: Apparently my dad think you turned me gay Remus: I did. Tell him he is next
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tmiegrl · 8 months ago
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pink and brown ﹒ 𐙚 ˚ ﹒⟢
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