#Source: Ant Man

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Lae'zel: I went from despising you to almost liking you.

Shadowheart: You should write poetry.

[the-black-bulls]

Vanessa: All those years ago, you have been watching us in secret. What did you see in us?

Nacht: I saw myself.

Grey: Then why did you insult us?

Nacht: Because I saw too much of myself.

[stardust948]

Kiyi: Daddy!

Ozai, hugging her: Oh my little dragon! Happy birthday!

Ozai: I'm so sorry I'm late. I didn't know what time your party started.

Kiyi: It was on the invitation.

Ikem: He didn't get an invitation! But he came anyway!

Kiyi: I'm gonna go tell Mommy!

Ozai: You don't have to-

Kiyi: *Runs off*

Ikem: What are you really doing here, huh? Come to make things about yourself again?

Ozai, sarcastic: Good to see you too Ikem.

Kiyi: Mommy's so glad you're here she choked on her drink!

Ozai and Ikem:

Ozai: Look what I have for you. *gives her a gift*

Kiyi: *pulls out mangled rabbit plushie*

Ikem, horrified: What is that thing?!

Kiyi: It's so ugly! I love it!!! 😄

[incorrecthifirush]

Chai, hiding: It’s okay, he can’t see me.

Zanzo: I can see you!

Chai: He can see me.

[athfiq]

Shake “It's really important to me that Frylock never finds out about this.”

[incorrectmarketofmonstersquotes]

Nita: Kovit, I tell you this as a friend and as the only friend in my life. Your kelpie friend is an ass-hat.  Kovit: He's not an ass-hat.  Diana: Hey, watch your language, OK?  Nita: Oh, what language? I said "hat." 

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Kate: What did you get Yelena for her birthday?

Y/N: I got her a dog.

Kate: Really? Me too!

Sam: I also got her a dog!

Bucky: Looks like we had the same idea.

Y/N: Scott, please tell me you didn’t get Yelena a dog as well.

Scott: I got her a dog!

[cuts to Yelena surrounded by dogs]

Yelena: THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!

[reckoningishere]

“You know, just jail stuff.”

[verycorrect-tbbquotes]

That is one messed up looking dog.

Crosshair about Batcher (affectionately)

[creatureimages]

this is so alluring to me. gang of seaside scavengers tearing apart a strange and ancient giant washed up on the shore. carefully biting around the sections of tentacle whose nematocysts are still active. i wish i was one of those ants

[xxluciuslokixx]

Ava Starr: "Toni? What are you doing?" Antonia Dreykov: "Making chocolate pudding." Ava Starr: "It's 4 in the clock in the morning, why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?" Antonia Dreykov: "Because I lost control of my life…"

[deathxanamon]

Nacht: I also hate myself.

Vanessa: All those years ago, you have been watching us in secret. What did you see in us?

Nacht: I saw myself.

Grey: Then why did you insult us?

Nacht: Because I saw too much of myself.

[incorrect-multiverse]

Scott: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.

Hope: That's great, Scott. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.

[incorrectrotgquotes]

It's really important to me that North never finds out about this.

Jack Frost when he does something incredibly stupid

[therighthandofvengeance]

Vir: Okay, so what do I do? What’s the plan?

Londo: Don’t die?

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Scott: Apparently clowns make around $44K a year.

Sam: Damn, and Bucky does it for free.