#Source: Markiplier

[incorrectuntamedmodaozushiquotes]

[Modern Day AU, Squad is playing Among Us] Lan Sizhui: I believe Jin Ling is innocent, I was with him the whole time. Jingyi, what were you doing?  Ouyang Zizhen: Oh, I was just murdering… I mean, nothing!

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Jacques: Soldier, I think you should be in charge.

Jane: Why do I have to be the one in charge??

Jacques: 'Cause then it's your fault.

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Jaune: Hi!

Ruby: Hey! my Name is Ruby!

Jaune: (Ruby~~)

Ruby: Do you need help with anything?

Shippers: I can think of a few things she can "help" us with!

Jaune: Shut up! shut up shut up shut up shut up, you Horny FNDM! Shut up!

~~~~~

Jaune: *Wakes up with Blake*

Shippers: Bestiality, Huh?

Jaune: NNNOOOO!

Shippers: Hey, I'm not judging, I guess you gotta do what you gotta do!

Jaune: Nnnooo! I'm not doing what I gotta do!

[unfortunately-a-miraculous-fan]

Ladybug: A lot of people were surprised that I looked Asian.

Ladybug: A lot of people are still surprised that I look Asian.

Ladybug: I'm not sure why.

Ladybug: It's probably because I'm Asian.

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Sally: ...and it turns out, the storyteller was the monster the whole time!

Home: *rapidly flickering the lights on and off*

Wally: That is Morse code for "AHHHH."

[fanby-fckry]

Average meeting with the Vees:

Vox: *shouting* We’ve done this before!

Valentino: *only half paying attention* Did you say something about a whore?

[resident-wof-expert]

Whiteout: A lot of dragons were surprised that I looked like an IceWing.

Whiteout: A lot of dragons are still surprised that I look like an IceWing.

Whiteout: I'm not sure why.

Whiteout: It's probably because I'm half IceWing.

[vague-in-vegas]

Sammie: Why do I have a funny feeling the Ku Klux Klan is gonna pop out any minute? Bert, Joan, and Remmick: Hi- Sammmie: Ah! The Ku Klux Klan.

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Mary, turning a light on and off really fast: This is Morse code for "AHHHH!"

[incorrect-losers]

Richie *Turning a spotlight on and off rapidly*: This is morse code for ‘AHHHHHHHH!’

[deadboyquotes]

Charles, turning a light on and off really fast: This is Morse code for ‘AHHHH!’

[getting-spooky-on-a-friday-night]

The Guys at Bob's house Frank: Ohhhh we each get our own oven? Bob: …N-No… Bob, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have??? Frank, motioning to the kitchen: Three, I thought! Dexter: I see a- Bob, motioning to one device: This is a microwave. Frank: Oh, well I- Bob: Hey, wait wait, actually- hang on- fiddles with the buttons on the microwave Bob, amazed: Its got a bake setting! Dexter: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!! Frank: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first? Bob: Now I’ve discovered more ovens than I thought, we don’t have to roshambo nothin’! Bob: I am a man who owns four ovens… Bob, louder and way too happy: I am a man… who owns FOUR OVENS…!! Dexter, pointing to another appliance: Also, the toaster oven Bob: Frank: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens! Bob: Bob, ecstatic: I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS!!!!

[starlightshadowsworld]

Jason: Hi, it’s me.

Dakota: Hey there he is, there’s our titan slayer. We had every bit of faith in you man. Look at you alive and not dead.

Jason: Yeah I’m not dead which is an awful surprise considering how many of you wrote my obituary yesterday.

Jason: Pre-emptively incase I did die.

Dakota:..Okay who snitched?

Reyna: Wasn’t me.

Jason: But I didn’t so suck on that.

[halfhissandwich]

Patton when Janus skirt look = Markiplier when Lady Dimitrescu

[incorrectcreepypastafam]

Ben: an uninhabited island

Ben: full of volcanoes

Sally, aside: I think we should be careful about the volcano thing because what if some big disaster happens like the day you put the video up and people get hurt

Ben, turning to the camera: there’s no such thing as volcanoes

Ben, aside: I don’t know if that’s any better

Sally: I think maybe we should start over

[silelda]

Soap: I don't think the screaming helped, but it felt right in the moment.

Source: Markiplier - Amnesia: The Bunker