#They asked

[bullshitcharacterssay]

*Thomas is talking about his past*

Thomas: I guess it was that day I came home to a cold, empty house, devoid of light and love, and I knew then that my sorrows would only grow.

Sybbie: Thomas, this is the saddest life story I have ever heard! And you haven't even covered the teen years!

George : Oh, I'm sure it gets better!

Thomas: Ha! No, at eleven, things really took a turn for the worst.

[call-me-rose-or-sushi]

It seems that I do not have any roses, would you except a sunflower? Oh wait, no, I do have one. Here you go 🏵, it's yellow. I seem to only have yellow flowers ( ; •v•)

That’s alright! I really appreciate the flower and I will gladly add it to the rainbow of sunflowers in my garden kind fellow><

[glittermutt]

willjiam schladdler

[systematic-advice]

If you do make a full fledged return: welcome back :3

Thank you very much!

There are a few logistical things we need to sort out and some revamping to do if we're going to get this up and running again, but honestly I miss doing this so much. We might even make a discord, of things pop off enough around here again.

Looking forward to catching up with some of you as this blog starts posting again.

[hecula-propaganda]

@the-crow-binary 😘

“My Lord,” Hector asked. The title of respect still hadn’t fallen from his lips, despite the shift in their relationship; however, he put care in emphasizing the first word. “Do you remember the day I knelt in front of you, to pledge my loyalty to you?”

The chain on the collar that adorned Lord Dracula's neck clinked as he nodded. “As if it were yesterday, sir. To think that I saw you grow from such a tiny child to the confident man in front of me.”

Lord Dracula still stood tall, loomed on Hector like a giant. He used to look terrifying to young Hector, a true monster sprung from his deepest nightmares. He held unimaginable power in the palm of his hand, and he commanded the authority of all the evil in the world.

Yet, he gave all of that to Hector, the only creature the Dark Lord bowed his head for.

Blood rushed down to his groin at the mere thought.

“That’s right. Back then, I offered myself into your hands. Now…” Hector pulled on the leash, as hard as he could; he did not have the strength to make the vampire fall, but he didn’t need to force him. Besides, to Hector’s delight, Lord Dracula appreciated roughness more than he expected. “I think it’s time you returned the favor.”

He spread his bare legs, fully aware of the effect that his skin had on the vampire. And as expected Lord Dracula’s eyes grew wide and his nostrils flared like a dog in front of a slab of meat. He did that to his Lord.

“Hah!” Still, as if to grab on a shred of self-control, he barked a laugh. “I have never knelt for anyone.”

Hector smirked. Lord Dracula was so endearing when he pretended to protest.

“Because you were waiting for me, Lord Dracula,” he growled. “So do it.”

That did it. Slowly, with the reverence of a Christian in a church, Lord Dracula dropped to his knees, still a giant compared to Hector, and yet so weak, so fragile in his hands.

“… What curse did you place on me, sir…?” he murmured, kissing Hector’s thigh like a woman welcoming her husband from a war, and the love in his deep voice made Hector’s heart stop for a moment.

[catmask]

i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping

[pirateprincessjess]

“Covid game me narcolepsy” no you fucking pervert it didn’t. You’re just a weirdo with a gross fetish. Covid didn’t make you suddenly want to fuck dead people. Keep that shit to yourself you gods damned weirdo

I have type 2 Narcolepsy. Studies have shown that serious viral infections can cause people to develop Narcolepsy if they are already genetically susceptible to having it. This includes covid. That is what happened to me.

You on the other hand might want to google the difference between Narcolepsy and Necrophilia….

[songsofwaterandnight]

No, app on my phone, I don't want to edit it with AI. I don't want to generate with AI. I don't want to ask the AI. I don't want to make AI wallpapers. I don't want to rewrite with AI. I don't want t-

[yuttikkele]

hey gamers I’ve started watching star trek does anyone else see the romantic tension between captain kirk and mr. spock

[xenasaur]

seeing strange fetishes im not into on my dash is like observing an edible herb on a walk. Hmm. someone wise ☝ could make use of this... but i shan't 👴

you paint such a beautiful picture with your words anon thank you

[abdalsalam2000]

The ceasefire agreement was reached and joy is floating among the Palestinian people

[daftpatience]

slow down for your disabled friends. thats like a bare minimum kindness that we shouldnt have to ask for. i love that youre so quirky and walking fast is a cool personality trait to you and all that but i bet you can count your physically disabled friends on less than one hand

[redstonedust]

its crazy that a lot of what we call 'video essays' these days are basically low budget documentaries on increasingly weird and niche topics. no network approval no tv budget just one guy with maybe a hired editor/writer and a couple of friends willing to read voice lines. and then they put it on youtube like its no big deal. insane.

[valdotpng]

an accomplice turned victim his apology, long overdue