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every tight knit friend group got the: - always at 1HP - never has inventory space - refuses to wear armour
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me clicking on a video from the silliest man in the world: teehee what wacky hijinks await me
world renown block clown mumbo Fucking jumbo: you ever think about how old technology seems to live forever in the suspended state of whatever the newest advancements were at the time. how most technology immediately and fundamentally tells you when it was important and when it was left in the dust. it’s suspended in its era forever, and in that it is perfect.
stagnation is a form of death but nostalgia is cruel immortality. still i find myself locked in pursuit of it until i finally stumble across the undeath of the mechanical. as my hard earned improvement truly begins to pay dividends, surrounded by my opus of change, i will freeze myself in eternal utopia. the only way to never die is to preemptively kill whoever you might become. i will not have a grave, i will not be ashes and dust. i will be a perfect, extant machine.
me: Ok. i dont think this will plague me at all actually. like video.
#mumbo the real guy: 😃 hey guys just nearly shit myself on a mountain#mumbo jumbo#hermitcraft#definitely not plaguing any thoughts and CERTAINLY no haunting#yapstreet barkington#first time posting in main tags lowkey nervous. that so stupid i’ve been on this site for 8 fuckin years#but there’s So Many people#mj#hc10
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#litterally me#relatable#relatable memes#haha#hahaha#ha ha funny#real shit#dank memes#meme#shitpost#funny memes#memes#funny#cat#catblr#cats#caturday#lmao#shitposting#humor#cats of tumblr#cute cats#lol#kitty cat#funny post#tumblr memes#xd
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#relatable#macabre#embalming#gothic#me and the besties#me core#meme#funny#funny memes#haha#humor#lol#memes#funny shit#weird memes#funny post#tbh same#so true#accurate#for real
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Reading fetish erotica with absolutely pristine and morally upright consent and neat and tidy safer sex practices is like watching a Fast and Furious movie where they stop at every stop sign and signal for every lane change and always obey the speed limit.
#I do those things in real life#I want to read a story about some fucked up shit going down#Thx mate#post o' mine#writing
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that post about luigi mangione that says that solitary confinement is only used for cannibals is actually pissing me off what are they even TALKING about solitary confinement is regularly used for sooo many arbitrary reasons. like so many prisons have bullshit gang affiliation policies that land people in solitary there's a lot of prisons where most people with psych diagnoses are held in solitary many prisons have automatic solitary policies for trans people many political prisoners are held in solitary and just like there are a million different arbitrary rule infractions that could put you in solitary. what in the world do they MEAN that solitary is only for cannibals and why in the world are so many people reblogging that post without saying anything about that!
#personal#sorry just saw my mutuals tags pointing that out and i had to reread it. because WHAT#and i think it's a dangerous myth to spread. that incarcerated people held in solitary are somehow more dangerous or violent or whatever#bullshit. bc that has real life impacts on work to get people out of solitary and parole hearings and shit#solitary confinement#always a solitary confinement hater !#(also to be clear this isn't a guilt trip post i think most ppl just didn't see the cannibal comment which i get)#(i missed it the first read through)
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if we could stay connected, just like this
#ok last orbit niigo post im emubrained again and also i miss leoneed#project sekai#pjsk#prsk#mizuki5 spoilers#proseka#mizuki akiyama#mizu5#nightcord at 25:00#hurray !#meltdown released an amazing translation of the event so i read it and had my final cathartic transgender cry about it#and now i have ~4 assignments due on friday so i have to stop drawing mizuki. sad.#i recommend everyone watch meltdown's translation#please. its very good and better than the mtls floating around#i Get why people wanted to see it translated asap like i Get it i didnt understand half of the wordplay or kanji but like . wah#its so crazy how this event breached containment n how many people are rooting for mizuki even tho they dont play the game so i just#think its a shame that the translation everyones reading isnt really accurate/lacks the nuances.. Ok sorrynits a good event.#ive just been thinking abiut that for a few days and i love talking in tags. Adios#real Orbit heads will know this is an Heartorbit reference (that tarot card sketch i did almost 2 years ago and said i would finish)#(i havent finished shit)
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Lines drawn, teeth bared.
[Ko-fi members can check out the behind-the-scenes thumbnails for this comic!]
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#lan wangji#wei wuxian#(Ko-fi members also got to see this comic early! And more posts and goodies are coming soon!)#Woof woof bark bark!!! Was this scene damn good. A lovely reminder that underneath that calm face are teeth that will bite.#I love the absolute astonishment and *fear* that the attacking cultivators have too.#No one wants to take on Hanguang Jun. Even if they out number him - no they don't.#It's a 'oh shit - if he's saying 'back off or die' he means it.'#This is a LWJ who's had over a decade of regretting not taking a stronger stand at WWX's side.#And the contrast to the flashback are excellent! This isn't the same morally conflicted young adult anymore!#This is a guy who has handed his leash over to another and faces the world saying 'if you make him drop that leash - I will bite.'#I'm being so purposeful with that wording too.#The real character growth is going from trying to collar and restrain WWX to allowing himself to be reigned in by the other.#It is about trust and respect - This is a man who understands what loyalty really is.#(and yeah LWJ would bark for WWX if asked. Was there any doubt of this? No. I still wanted to say it).
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POV: You're on Gothamtwt










just gothamite things
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#a person could literally explode in broad daylight & gothamites would just b like: wow crazy. anyways#ppl from other cities shit talk gothamites all the time but lets be real theyre probably the most durable kind of ppl#fucking brainiac could come down and threaten gotham & the citizens would just be like 'ok lol do ur worst'#every week u'll see a different piece of bat paraphernalia get auctioned off on twitter & the entirety of gotham treats it like a sport#social media au#dc comics#nightwing#dick grayson#barbara gordon#oracle#jason todd#red hood#stephanie brown#spoiler#damian wayne#robin#black bat#cassandra cain#batfam#batfamily#batkids#batman#bruce wayne#incorrect quotes#texts#tweets#twitter#crack#fanatical posting
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"You fear Armand, you should fear the other one."
Broke: "Armand may be older and more powerful but Louis is a loose fucking canon who can not be brought under heel"
Woke: "We know everything about what you and Armand got up to in the 70s and 80s. He's so in love with you. He'd never let Louis hurt you. Yeah, we all ship it here at the Talamasca. We have Fanfiction Fridays- Yeah Real Rashid is the current champion and beat 74 others for the chance to do field work on this. No, I can't give you his AO3 tag you'll have to ask him yourself.
#iwtv crack#iwtv shit posting#iwtv#amc interview with the vampire#amc iwtv#devil's minion#the devil's minion#daniel molloy#the vampire armand#armand#armand x daniel#armandiel#armand molloy#talamasca#real rashid#iwtv s2#iwtv spoilers#iwtv meme#raglan james#louis de pointe du lac#ldpdl
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#think of me thursday#think of me#thursday#are you thinking of me?#because its thursday#litterally me#relatable#relatable memes#haha#hahaha#ha ha funny#dank memes#meme#shitpost#funny memes#memes#funny#lmao#cat#caturday#catblr#cute cats#cats#cat memes#humor#shitposting#real shit#funny post#xd#cats of tumblr
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got an impulse to animate a little
#art#animation#drawing#western#cowboy#ocs#honeybee#grimm#yarrow#looked in my animation tag like when was the last time. i posted anything there. four years ago#animation is like. i know enough about it to probably be semi-competent at it if i tried but it is not a medium in which#i feel any real call to express my ideas in. like i'm more interested in implying motion and movement in a static image#than actually creating said motion#plus if i feel the need to draw the same shit over and over i'll usually just make a comic hgkflhd#but! it's fun to play with in short little six-frame things that keep my attention#my art
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#lol#funny memes#dank memes#best memes#humor#funny#dark memes#haha#boop#memes#relatable memes#relatable#adulthood#random#too real#true story#shower thoughts#jokes aside#jokes#dad jokes#bad jokes#dumb jokes#funny shit#funny jokes#funny pics#funny post#funny stuff
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au where ford gets over himself when he gets to gravity falls and reaches out to stan sooner
stan thinks ford still doesn’t want him around and is gonna kick him out the moment he doesn’t need his help anymore ahaha. but like also they’re so sillayyyy
(plus a part 2 & part 3)
#ily ford i don’t mean to make u seem like an asshole#i mean u are#i’m making u nicer than u are in canon#but STILL#ahem.#anyway#stan has casual thoughts of death and immediately follows it up with being the most unserious guy in the room#hashtag real#shut up this is actually fucking canon isn’t it. his little Sweet Release of Death speech he gave the twins in that one ep#i mean he wasn’t silly after but he does canonly think this shit SHUT UP#…do i tag any warnings for this#it’s a jokey post but also erm#idfk#tw sui ideation#?????#that seems to be the common tag for it#tw sui joke#yeahg hey tumblr#gravity falls#stanley pines#stanford pines#stan twins#gravity falls fanart#my art#rystiart#aghhhhgg#hi#one day i WILL draw something better i swear…….
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still not over the Last Stand. can you believe he did that. what the fuck
#in honour of the season ending I will finally post this. which I’ve been working on since ep 15#god what an episode. can y’all believe the last stand was real#absolutely crazy shit#anyway nothing but admiration for my crit king#dimension 20#fantasy high#dimension 20 fantasy high#fantasy high junior year#fhjy#fantasy high fanart#gorgug thistlespring
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