#agency source

[multifandomconfusion]

Charles, praying: I need someone who won’t run away. Maybe send an angel, the nicest angel you have.

Meanwhile Edwin: *crawling his ass up the stairs of hell, covered in blood, mumbling to himself hysterically*

[incorrect-soukoku]

Atsushi: I’m texting Akutagawa, I’m gonna ask him to dinner. How should I text it, “Let’s get dinner” or “Do you wanna get dinner”?

Kunikida: Go with, “Let’s get dinner”, so you’re like assertive and confident.

Atsushi: For sure!

Yosano: Actually now you sound a little aggressive. Cause you don’t wanna be the guy that’s like “LET’S GET DINNER” like you’re some kind of caveman.

Dazai: You are suppose to ask him to dinner, not tell him to dinner.

Atsushi: Perfect.

Ranpo: Actually wait, now you sound kinda like a pussy.

Atsushi: This is tough.

Yosano: The last thing you wanna be is the overly masculine guy like “LET’S GET DINNER I’M THE BREADWINNER BITCH”.

Ranpo: But guys also love assertiveness.

Kenji: Say “dinner is something I would enjoy taking you on if you were also interested in attending the meal.”

Atsushi: The more words the better.

Tanizaki: No wait, say “I would like nothing more than to take you to the finest restaurant in town for a lovely meal we call dinner.”

Atsushi: Should I send that in a voice memo?

Dazai: Fuck that, say “Dinner tonight, 7PM, take it or leave it, you bitch.” Cause he’s playing games now.

Ranpo: Sign it, seal it, deliver it.

Yosano: I don’t know why gays are so difficult all the time.

Atsushi: I’m not gonna say that.

Kunikida: Definitely don’t say that.

[sixbynine-da]

Either the cat king is the only cat king and he just chooses to chill in an abandoned cannery in small town America.

Or

Every town/city has a cat king and he is just the cat king of some small town America and lives in an abandoned cannery thus implying he is not a very important cat king in the hierarchy of cat kings.

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Alexei: Potato, potato.

Yelena: You're supposed to say it like 'potato, po-tah-to'.

Alexei: What the hell is a po-tah-to?

[saint0psy]

Getting stuck into the intricacies of Edwin’s gender by designing some drag looks for him, obvi inspired by the magnificent Barbara Lasagna. (40s and 20s dress respectively!) I imagine that the two names would be Edwin’s idea and Charles’ more goofy suggestion; a play on the Paine/Payne homophone and, well. A 16 year olds sense of humour in the midst of having a crisis. I think Edith would perform with an instrument like the violin or piano!

[a-dream-seeking-light]

Impact crater on Mars

In the southern highlands of Mars, CaSSIS spotted ancient and eroded craters filled with sediment. This is the case of this relatively old, 15 km diameter crater in Tyrrhena Terra, showing its age in its flattened rim – younger craters have sharper, more defined rims – and the degraded ejecta blanket.

There is a central uplift section to the crater, as well as many smaller craters, which also suggests an advanced age.

Beautiful dark dunes appear in contrast with wind-blown, pinkish ripples winding their way around the terrain.

Like most CaSSIS imagery, the colours in this image are stretched to highlight the diversity of surface composition.

CREDIT ESA/TGO/CaSSIS

[starlightshadowsworld]

Atsushi: We’re reporting live from the front lines Dazai broke Kunikida’s favourite mug.

Dazai: Half broke.

Atsushi: This might be the last time we ever hear from him.

Dazai:….Don’t tell him 🥺🙏🏼

Atsushi: Never.

-2 seconds later-

Kunikida: What the fuck happened?!

Atsushi: You’ll never get that information out of me.

Dazai: 😌

Atsushi: Fine! I’ll tell you just stop shouting.

Dazai: He didn’t even say anything.

Kunikida: Dazai I can see you under the desk!

Dazai: Dazai’s not here right now.

Kunikida: Get the fuck up you bollox!

Dazai: I can’t I’m stuck.

Kunikda (drags him out and sees his mug): Who broke it…

Atsushi: I promised Dazai I wouldn’t rat on him so I can’t tell you.

Dazai (betrayed): Atsushi!

Kunikida: ….

Dazai (wiggles free and starts running) If you’ll excuse me a minute I forgot something in the office.

Atsushi: But we’re in the office.

[theangelshavethephonebox]

Clara, frantically: It seems like a bunch of unconnected, spontaneous and unlikely coincidences, but it's not, right? Everything is actually connected!

Twelve, with fear in his eyes: You're starting to sound exactly like me...

[incorrect-inkwell-quotes]

Edwin and Charles: *about to kiss*  Niko: Edwin, Charles! Are you two coming or… *opens door  and sees that Edwin and Charles were about to kiss* Oh. You’re being gay. Good job. Carry on!

[kcuf-ad]

Dazai: Hello?

Ranpo: Hey whatsup?

Dazai: We need your help, can you come here?

Ranpo: I can't, I am buying clothes.

Dazai: Alright, just hurry up.

Ranpo: I can't find them.

Dazai: What do you mean you can't find them?

Ranpo: I can't find them, there is only soup.

Atsushi: I am sorry, what do you mean there is only soup?

Ranpo: I mean there is only soup!

Yosano: Then go to the other aisle!

Ranpo: Alright! You don't have to shout at me! ... There is more soup!

Kenji: What do you mean there is more soup?

Ranpo: There is just more soup!

Junichiro: Go to the other aisle!

Ranpo: There is more soup!

Kyouka: Where are you right now?!

Ranpo: I am at soup!

Kunikida: What do you mean you are at Soup?!

Ranpo: I mean I am at soup!

Fukuzawa: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!

Ranpo: I AM AT THE SOUP STORE!

Everyone in the Agency: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

Ranpo: FUCK YOU!

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Rogue: I spoke to the guard at the scene. Bard: What did they say? Rogue: "Go away".

[summerroseart]

Woag Paradise Lost AU Chaotix be upon ye!! 🎉

I was busy working on the pieces for the big bang, but they're finished and posted! So I'm able to work more on these other things now :3

These guys have been like 99% done for around 3 months but I didn't feel like rendering. So instead I attempted cell shading :p

Little fun facts!

- I wanted some more differences between Vanilla and Cream, so Cream's fur is lighter and her hair is wavier. Vanilla is meant to have have vanilla extract vibes.

This AU takes place a few years down the road, so Cream and Charmie are 11 years old. Yes I do ship vectilla 💖 they're a blended family now.

- Roles in the detective agency have Vector as the Head Detective, and the rest of them are kinda secondary investigators. Espio usually works as a PI, but writes poetry as a side hustle– he and Cream also like to do a lot of the book research, and Vanilla typically keeps the records and schedules, and also runs the Cafe portion with Mighty and Ray (I unfortunately don't have designs for them). She does get brought out if they need someone more intimidating than Vector though.

- Cream is a bit more tomboyish, and looks up to Vector a lot. She wants to take over the Detective Agency when he retires, so she often shadows him and puts a lot of effort into learning proper investigative techniques. The adults insist on utilizing the Buddy System, so she typically drags Charmie along on her more dangerous adventures. (He doesn't always appreciate this, for some reason).

- Charmy thought it was awesome when Vector had a TV show, and now wants to work in film and production, even though the show's producers typically blew him off as an annoying kid, at the time. After Vector the Detector fell through, Charmie started filming their investigations for a social media series. The quality is still somewhat lacking, but he's improving steadily. (Vanilla and Espio usually help with editing, to make sure more sensitive things are depicted/censored with care).

- Cheese's design is loosely based off the unused Chao designs from Boom, mixed with how I think they would evolve over time to look more like Cream, with a hero type evolution. They usually tag along on Cream and Charmie's adventures.

- I forgot to draw Chocola, but rest they spent most of their time at Chaotix HQ with Vanilla.

- Espio is trans to me! However given that he's a reptile, he never had boobs, so no need for top surgery. T gave him horns, but they're smaller than most Jackson Chameleons' are at his age :)

- Amy and Cream both used to help out at the Café, but wanted more adventure. Amy had a fascination with archeology, and left to study under Cliff, before staying on Bygone to fight Eggman. Mighty and Ray eventually took over in the Café, wanting to ensure Vanilla had support there.

[incorrect-soukoku]

Dazai: The party is not happening. That means we’re just in a hotel in Sendai. This is a nightmare.

Kunikida: I learned a bunch of new dance moves for tonight. Ones where you move your butt.

Yosano: Ugh, screw this. I'm gonna get a ride back to Yokohama with some drifter.

Dazai: No, we came here to blow off steam and we're not gonna give up yet 'cause we're the Armed Detective Agency. We're gonna take matters into our own hands ADA style. That's right, my friends. The ADA is throwing a big...[Pause,turns to CHUUYA] Babe, can I borrow $200 for alcohol?

Chuuya: Mm-hmm.

Dazai: The ADA is throwing a party!

[mackerel22]

Kunikida: Why is Dazai late, again?

Atsushi, writing Dazai's report: He said he's going through an existential crisis and won't get up of his futon cause he doesn't know what's real anymore. 😅

Kunikida: 😡

[mushroomybee]

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[a-whole-lot-of-things]

i am Once Again in the process of making a playlist for my interests, so if anyone knows any of the songs that are played in the wonderful Dead Boy Detectives (and even better, which episode and at what point) and could tell me to assist me in my music quest, it would be greatly appreciated!!