#dni hall of shame

[pro-sipper]

I know that all DNIs are inherently flawed and pointless anyway, but what are some common criteria or addendums that make you doubly disregard them? (Besides the obvious...) I'll go first!

Fandom bullshit listed over things like "racist" or "homophobic"

You can just tell they're putting something on there because everyone else has it on theirs, but they have no idea what they're talking about

Acting entitled to know every follower's exact age, gender, sexuality, race, religion, and country of origin or risk being blocked

Calling fans of a particular media freaks/bigots/losers, followed by "current moots excluded!"

Overabundance of censoring that does nothing but make sure their talk of sensitive topics gets past every filter

"Basic DNI criteria"

"Etc"

[proshippers-against-censorship]

*squints*

Beware, arachnophobes.

Extra beware, arachnophiles.

[just-antithings]

sigh...

"boundry crossing degenerate fucks" why do all pro-censorships sound like fucking 13 years olds who have been on twitter for a long time

[standardfarelife]

The dni of the blog that just followed me

This really is the piss on the poor website

[werewolf-cuddles]

I love how the term "irredeemable media" just continues to become even more meaningless every time somebody uses it

[lovefazedforsoundwave]

YANDERE IDW shockwave x reader

Platonic 🙏

Warnings: yandere, killing, angst, kidnapping

prompt: "Shockwave realizes why humans crave the affection of another, as thats why he's feeling the same for you.—" 🗝

Megavorns: 1 million years (83 million years)

"I don't know why it happens only this cycle when a new recruit joins the ship."

He processes so hard about why he feels about this way about you, even getting MILD Fantasies about you, they could be really romantic, or.. well, even Sexual.

"What are these illogical feelings.?"

"I.. have... I've never felt this way in a millions of megavorns.... not since.."

His adials move for a moment, thinking of what these somewhat illogical feelings he thought he left megavorns ago before the war, it fascinated him, just why now? A smaller illogical bot, he doesn't even need you as a conjunx. It's illogical, but his new feels tell him otherwise. He stares at his servo, then up to his working desk, he decides from there he CANNOT let other mech touch, or even interact with you, Your his, you just don't know, eventually you'll know your his bot soon enough.

TIMESKIP megavorns after your first meeting..

You've gotten closer to shockwave than any other bot has. Apparently, he's just a quiet, dark scientist as the other bots say, therye wrong about him, you think to yourself he's been queut talkative allowing and calling you to his lab to keep him company as he works, it makes him, feel like he's fully got you to himself, but he may have caught you talking to a vehicon, he didn't like how he looked at you, that vehicon could never be the right mech for you unlike shockwave, after you went off, he killed That vehicon for "Science", that's a lie. Obviously, likewise, that vehicon wasn't right for you, shockwave says that to himself. He's been planning to kidnap you for cycles just so he wouldn't bere to feel the way he does when you leave his lab. He's alone, EMPTY, and he hates this, and he eventually kidnaps you, keeping you locked in his chamber, always visiting you, showing his true love and intention to you, even gifting you that spark of that vehicon you talk to often, your close companion, now. In a box, as a gift, your face shifts into a terrified look, and you then begin to cry, sniffling, looking down at the spark of your companion, How could he do that?.

"Oh. Please, sweetspark. Don't cry from those pretty optics of yours. That vehicon didn't deserve you anyway."

"I love you, and I'm sure you love me.... you'll be mine for many stellar cycles my dearest."

His yellow optic glows, as He rubs his servo on your faceplates and wipes the tears from your optics. He assures you not to worry. You won't have to feel like that AGAIN, atleast when HES the only person you'll see for awhile.

He finally feels complete.

[dnihallofshame]

Submission to the DNI Hall of Shame:

Found in the DNI of someone who added me to a "Blocklist". "Woodworkers" has to be the most off the wall thing I've ever seen in someone's DNI. These are the people who think they have enough influence in society to control a single other human being.

[msnihilist]

"my DNI goes both ways" I don't think that you actually understand anything. Like, at all. Ever.

[deviouslydiabolical]

Just reminding everybody that I'm like a cheating vampire. If my exact nickname isnt on your DNI list ama take it is an invitation to pester the fuck outta you. Just reminding yall that I dont read DNI lists on principle.

[goober-37]

Someone just started following me and their page had ship art of a middle aged man and a teenager (googled it myself because the art alone looked sus) and I just thought I’d let everyone know that if you’re a proshipper or anything of that kind, you are NOT WELCOME HERE

Kindly go fuck yourself if you vibe with any proship/MAP horseshit

I don’t fuck with pedophiles and I don’t want them anywhere near my page

[pro-sipper]

What does 'exclus' mean?

Exclusionists. In this instance, those who want to exclude queer identities they don't understand from the queer community as a whole

Usually seen on a person's DNI list, followed shortly by "pansexuals" or "m-spec lesbians" because they don't know what irony or hypocrisy is

[feuilletoniste]

person who gets mad if you point out that antisemitism is bad

[just-antithings]

just saw a pretty normal antiship dni until at the bottom it said

if you have feelings or thoughts that could harm someone else

at least their being honest now

the mask has slipped

[johnpooy]

DNI if you are:

Anti-trans, Pro Israel, Don't support BLM, Far-Right, Anti-furry, Deadnamers, Floyd Mayweather Jr.

Kind regards, John🎆🎇

[halflifecringe]

This is so performative.

[lovefazedforsoundwave]

IDW Senator shockwave x reader

Part 1

I will definitely make part 2.

You were sent on a mission to investigate Senator Shockwave's every move by the Senate. They had suspicions him and about his ideals and made a mess of their future projects, and so you had been hired to oh, just kill him or not they did say it was your choice of course.

Your only task? Be a spy for the Senate, and investigate and report any suspicious actitude or activity from Shockwave.

You were walking, a silent shadow following him to the Museum today. Suddenly, you lost him from sight as if he just disappeared out of nowhere, You got distracted by a little sound, Where did he just go..? Shoot. You were paid to watch him and maybe kill him and not lose him.. than you see an open door, that could be where he is, phew..

hesitation hits you as you enter the door that is slightly open. As soon as you step inside, the door closes, leaving you all alone.

You see a strange and advanced laboratory. In the middle of it stands a familiar face, the one the Senate had sent you to spy.

You see him working on what appears to be a new invention, but he seems to be lost in the progress...

A long silence is present until Shockwave finally speaks up and breaks the embarrassing silence

Shockwave speaks with curiosity, and with a warm smile, he approaches you. He extends his hand and looks at you with his eyes of kindness.

"Hello! What a coincidence seeing you here! Do you need something?" He says curiously but with a happy grin on his metal faceplates

You don't know how to respond at all, so you just say what came at the edge of your processer.

"Haha... uhmm.. no? My apologies, I may have gone to the wrong room..?—"

You say embarrassingly, hiding the obvious lie in your processor. Shockwave raises his eyebrow but doesn't suspect anything yet. In a soft tone, he replies. His voice sounds friendly and easygoing, just as you heard from reports.

"I doubt there is any wrong room here. And it's alright, everyone makes mistakes, and is there anything I can help you with?"

"Well—no.."

He speaks up, questioning you. Not that you care, but you might as well just lie your way out of this, you should make it quick so he wouldn't figure out your lying..

"Are you sure there really isn't because I could help you if you need it yknow?—"

Shockwave looks at you with curiosity, and his smile remains in his faceplates, waiting for you to reply... You start to feel nervous and uneasy... But why...?

You immediately didn't reply. Why the frag do they want this kind mech dead..? You question, he seems so different to the other senators, not corrupt or anything like that.. so how could they want him dead.., he's so kind, calm.. what the frag?? For the last 6 minutes, he got a bit worried about you not replying.

Shockwave keeps looking at you, until he breaks the silence.

" are you alright?.."

His tone is kind and warm, his smile still on his face. You feel strange to look at him in the optics... They are so charming.. woah woah y/n.. you just met this mech.. anyways I better say something..

"Yea I'm fine, sorry—.."

"Sorry this is all sudden and all, but would you like to be my amica endura?—"

you say in a rushed manner, eager to make this quick so this mech wouldn't consume you with his charm anymore than he has already, he agrees to doing so, you then say you've got to go than just ran out getting far from where his.. you must admit,

.

..

.

He's just too handsome to get rid of.. you admit, this can't just be love at first sight..—

Can it..?

HELL YEA‼️‼️‼️