Spooky excitedly hops over to Zestial. "Spooky apart of Vox harem!"
@spookypumpkinbun
Zestial gives a shocked cough "H-harem? ...How would that even… on second thought, nevermind."
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𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐬 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡, 𝐈'𝐝 𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐮𝐭, 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐠𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐨𝐝𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐅𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐦𝐲 𝐩𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐲 𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬!
𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝗜 𝘀𝘄𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝗚𝗼𝗱 𝗩𝗼𝘅 𝗶𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝗱𝘂𝗰𝘁 𝘁𝗮𝗽𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗼𝗻 𝗺𝘆 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗳𝘂𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝘁 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗜 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗶𝗲𝗱 𝘂𝗽 𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘁 𝗺𝘆 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹
"Alright and we are live! Top of the hour and we're discussing a certain nut case who apparently thinks this is charming! How does it feel to be walking around knowing you're just a bitch in heat?"
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Has Alastor ever taken a bite out of you? (in a cannibalistic way, not a romantic way lmao)
“haha ... i don't believe i'd even let him get within cane-distance from me.”
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Yo, Jefe. Ya close with Concha, AKA @ask-vaggie ?
Can ya ask her why she’s never returned any a’ my calls while we were dating?
I mean, I know why, I just wanna hear it from her. -🚬
@exorcist-ava
While I didn’t know her during that period of her existence, I can make a few guesses based on her behavior. It seems she has a case of what we call in the Pride ring “basic bitch” syndrome. Confrontations of a physical or even deadly nature are as easy as breathing but anything that touches on emotions makes her retreat and avoid the source of the problem. You likely challenged her on an emotional level she was incapable of dealing with at the time. Considering she wasn’t truly capable of confronting that side of herself until she literally sprouted wings from the revelation, I’d say it’s a safe bet.
Also, you may address me as Doña Carmilla, and I’d like the name of the Exorcist brazen enough to demand answers from me for another’s behavior.
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Adam..?
-@excorcist-lute
Adam's eyes widened upon hearing a familiar voice saying his name, and whispered that person's name back.
"... Lute?"
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Taylor looks over at Husk, “How’s the great and wise bartender doing today?”
"Eh, can't complain....(Or I could but who would care?)"
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Thinking of doing a Hazbin hotel or a Helluva Boss ask blog
Edit - I just saw the fucking auto correct 🤦 it’s supposed to be Moxxie, not Mozzie
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Adam: "Yo! What's up sinners? It's ya boi, fucking Adam! Aka the first ever man and Dickmaster supreme!"
Lute: "Greetings... Sinners of Hell, my name is Lute. Former lieutenant of the exorcists... and Adam's girlfriend." Lute blushes upon revealing their status relationship to the public.
Adam: "Aww! Love you too, Lutena, Babe!" Adam kisses his girlfriend's cheek.
Lute shyly blushes at Adam's affectionate allact and looks away while pouting cutely.
*Adam, and Lute are available for asks!*
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Lute lectures on Adam's naming problem!
Lute: "Adam, Sir, please don't name our newborn daughter that isn't inappropriate or crude. You're infamous in naming our Exorcists, Sir."
Adam: "The fuck your talking about, Bitch? I have never given any of my-"
Lute; "Titty, Boobies/Boobsy, Nipples, Clitty, Lace Panties, and Vajie Vagina. She was the last you gave a new identity nickname, Adam. 😑 "
Adam: 👀
Lute: "My name is also an inappropriate one. Lute isn't just an instrument you play... it's also a kind of prostitute, Sir. 😑"
Adam: "That's...kinda hot... coming from a hot woman who's also my third wife, Lute~ 👀😲😏😎
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"Hello everyone, and welcome to the Happy-er Hazbin Hotel. Sorry, but we recently changed our hotel's name due to the radio demon....anyway, I'm Charlotte Magne Morningstar or you can just call me Charlie! I'm the Princess of Hell, and the owner of this wonderful, fantastic, Hotel! My dream is to rehabilitate, and redeem every sinner because I know everyone one has a rainbow inside of them!"
Characters available for asks
Charlie
Vaggie
Alastor
Angel Dust
Husk
Nifty
Sir Pentious
Cherry Bomb
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Good morning, sinners
This blog is dedicated to ME! You can chat, ask questions and MORE!
My name is Alastor, otherwise known as the radio demon. I haven't been active in hell for quite some time and I'm currently working with Charlie Morningstar in the Hazbin Hotel which is dedicated to rehabilitating sinners.
I will mostly post radio transcriptions and answers to as many of your submitted questions as I am physically capable of answering.
Tags
↣A very special bulletin : pinned post
↣Mailing address : talking
↣Ask the telephone operator for Alastor : asks
↣Response mail : reblogs
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Would you still love Carmilla if she was a worm?
“…But that is not a possibility? Sinners don’t just turn to worms. I suppose if I must give an answer… yes. She’d make a lovely worm. I’d build a terrarium she could stay in to be safe”
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Dear Mr Vox,
if you were to take on a romantic partner, what would you call them? How do you think the paparazzi would react? (Judging by your fan base, they could take it two ways) I’m always curious to learn more about my favorite overlord.
yours truly,
Chanel <3
"for pet names, baby, babe? though i don't really like using 'babe' for people i actually like, doll, darling, dollface, sweetie, sweetheart, honey, dear, my dear, beautiful, handsome, bunny, my love, though you're probably not gonna hear that last two ever because i save that for my nonexistent spouse—and as for the paparazzi ... depends on the kind of person on my arm. even if it was a nobody it's going to stir shit nonetheless—'CEO of voxtek going out with sinner trash!' what a headline, hahahahaha! but if it was someone with a status, i'd say they'd dumb it down to strategic alliances for business purposes unless there are explicit photos taken of us making out or something."
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if it would help with the val issue, he licked your daughter's arm.
"hahahahahahahahahaha ... he did what?"
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*Niffty walks up to Carmilla, looking up at the tall figure*
“Hi!”
@niffty-gal
Can I help you?
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*Adam was outside of a large, and marvelous building.*
"I... I think this is the place..."
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