#hoo funny

[some-random-poseidon-kid]

A conversation that just happened on a group chat:

Leo: *sends forehead pick* on my way to Pipes!!

Piper: AAAAA WHAT IS THAT?!?! ITS A MONSTER!!! WERE DOOMED

Percy: what the frick frack tick tack snick snack is that???

Piper: IT IS OUR END!!! SOMEBODY CALL CAMP!!

Leo: guys…

Piper: oh nevermind it’s just Leo. We’re good!

Jason: I’m sorry 😔

[yourlocalquestionmark6282]

Leo: fun fact of the day! Did you know that penguins can actually fly… if you throw them hard enough :D

Hazel: what…

Percy: hahah. like cHiLdReN :)))))

Frank: why would you…

*annabeth and calypso sobbing in the corner*

[applecidersstuff]

Percy Jackson is against bullying.

He is however very sad that neither Annabeth, Clarrise or Drew had met Octavian in camp Jupiter, because as much as he frowns on it he would pay any kind of money to see those three tear him a new one for acting like a little bitch he is.

[lxvesick-stars]

I just think it's funny how Rick Riordan must have done SO MUCH research about different cultures and communities, doing his best to be respectful in his representations.

Yet couldn't be bothered to pull up Google Maps to see how far away the St. Louis Arch is from the water

[thehyacinthprophecy]

I like to imagine that Hades is real nice to Jason, yknow? Partly out of spite cuz he doesn't like Percy and partly to genuinely show he appreciates how well he treats Nico and looks after him. And I think that would make for some hilarious conversation like Jason goes "Yeah Hades is pretty neat I had to pop around a cemetery for a quest and he showed up out of nowhere, said he was just passing through, ended up helping me out and even bought me lunch" while Percy is just "he threw me in a dungeon once". ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I mean we know Hades picks favorites and is capable of learning to be a better father/uncle sooooo.

Nico: Hey can I invite Will to our scheduled dinner next week?

Hades: I'm sure we can find an extra seat for him.

Nico: Can I also bring Meg?

Hades: Demeter would enjoy seeing her daughter.

Nico: Can I bring Jason?

Hades: Of course you can bring Jason.

Nico: Can I bring Per—

Hades: No.

[akodsamaka]

Dionysus drinking coke and his roman alter-ego drinking Pepsi will never not be funny to me.

[helpwanted-queerversion]

Will Solace's plot armor is insane. No god can smite him because he's practically the only thing keeping their kids alive. In short, Will walks around cursing the gods daily, and they cannot do anything about it.

[sentientsliotar]

“We’re not in Kansas anymore.”

”Hey focus we left Kansas four days ago.”

Percy take this girl to the movies please.

[cozylittleartblog]

i thought naming myself this would be really funny. and it Is. every time i get into a match i think about gabriel playing Miku Rhythm Game

[imafuckinstar]

the tiktok trend of people’s native accents accidentally coming out and their friends making fun of them but it’s frank accidentally saying something in his canadian accent and all of the seven mimicking him

[helpallthenamesaretaken]

special shoutout to this comment from an instagram post

he/they percy jackson now officially canon

[some-random-poseidon-kid]

Things my friends have said as pjo characters:

Clarisse: I don’t like being aggressive about people who have aggressive opinions but when ppl have aggressive opinions I want to drop kick them.

Jason: what was that?

Leo: it was my mobile data company saying “what the fuck have you done”

Percy: Girly. You’re going to make my spill my good soup. *slurps*

[yourlocalquestionmark6282]

Riordanverse characters saying things that my friends and I have said before:

Apollo: I like musicals. They stop me from yeeting myself out of windows

Percy: Hey there demon!!! It’s your boiiii Chad!!!

Piper: I TOOK MY VIIIIIITAMIN TODAYYYY AND I STIIIIILLL FEEL LIKE SHIT.

Hazel: what ancient spirit have you trapped inside your washing machine???

Annabeth: oh look it’s mr serial killer over here *rolls eyes*

Alex: WHoah there moustache calm down 😤

Jason: casually proceeds to launch myself out of bus window

[theangrypomeranian]

[sunshinemoon3341]

[aficionadoenthusiast]

hc that thalia still has some influence over who can cross camp borders leading to fun interactions like this

zeus: thalia, let me in

thalia: sorry, dad, but this is a safe place for demigods, and i just don't think you can handle it

zeus: excuse me-

and

jason/annabeth: thals, let me out, please

thalia, about to have a guilt induced panic attack: absolutely not

jason/annabeth: i have a test tomorrow :(

or

percy, extremely whiny: thalia, let me in!

thalia: no, don't think so

percy: what if i promise not to beat you that badly

thalia: mm, no. the hunters are not gonna lose capture the flag because of your bullshit overpowered ass

percy: *pouts*