#incorrect comments

[targaryenchester]

Oh he fantasizes so hard.

[demonicsuffrage]

Bruce has a strict 'no metas/powers (except duke) allowed in Gotham' policy in place but it has a clause, BYOR (Bring Your Own Robin)

No one is allowed entry untill and unless they can produce their very own certified robin-shaped identity card

Whenever someone with even a hint of supernatural powers in them arrives at Gotham, they're first met with Bruce standing at the city border with a notepad in hand

Bruce: State your name and purpose.

Kon: Kon-el, here to hangout!

Bruce: Your Robin?

Kon, flourishing Tim from behind him: Ta-Da!

Tim, waves: Hey Bruce

Bruce: Approved, you may enter

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Bruce: Name and purpose?

Hal: Here to investigate a case, Hal Jordan

Bruce: Your Robin?

Hal: I.... don't have one?

Bruce: Denied

Hal: What?! But-

Bruce: Denied.

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Bruce: Yes, Wally, where's your robin?

Wally: Oh shit lemme just- *zaps away and returns with Dick, who was in the midst of brushing his teeth, in a bridal carry*- Here!

Bruce, grumbling a little: Fine. Approved.

Dick: You gotta stop using me as a key already, man

Wally: Blame Bruce.

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Bruce: Name and purpose?

Clark: Clark Kent, here for our monthly barbecue

Bruce: Robin?

Clark, producing an actual robin bird: Does this count?

Bruce:.....yes

[milesofstars]

dont worry about it jason...

[butchmammon]

who gave him access to the oven first of all,

[notrobinsomethingworse]

Tim, minecraft speed running.

Jason: What you up to?

Tim, doesn’t answer.

Jason, looking at the villagers: They kinda sound like Bruce.

[Eye contact]

Narrator: And that’s how Tim coded the now famous “Batman villager mod” under an anonymous account.

[lilacpaperbird]

*white knuckling the bathroom sink* do NOT infodump ppl about the fact that the first spn fic was a wincest one and that it was posted mere hours after the pilot and that the founder of ao3 was a wincestie and that the first fic on ao3 was wincest too and that the omegaverse as we know it was created by wincest shippers for jared/jensen fics *pointing at myself in the mirror with a shaky hand* ppl will think you're weird and off-putting you need to control yourself–

[lilislegacy]

percy: *intensely watching the news, waiting to hear about something he may have caused*

piper: come on percy, come eat with us. you’ve been sitting there waiting for hours. if something happens, you’ll hear about it eventually. a watched pot never boils

percy, distractedly: yeah and an ignored one boils over

piper: that-

piper, turning to annabeth in confusion: have i been spending too much time with him or is that one of the most logical things i’ve ever heard someone say?

[magicicephoenix]

Sun you wont believe it something crazy just happen wait crazy i was crazy once-

driving sun crazy insane!! ft. everyone’s lovely reactions 💕

(context)

[the-yawning-cat]

silly Y/N

Yes, silly silly y/n

Oh how I dream to be you..

[hurtspideyparker]

Peter: I'm going to a party tonight!

Tony: Don't get anybody pregnant, and no snow. A little bit of grass is fine

Peter, who builds computers from dumpster parts with Ned and calls it a party: Uh. I can't control the weather tho?

[eatmy-customjorts]

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars

[mochamoony]

tiktok comments as marauder pt.2

James be flooding Sirius’s thirst trap with unhinged comments like it’s his full-time job.

pt.1

[operationslipperypuppet]

absolute words of encouragement

[19agbrown]

After Eddie moves to Texas

Buck: This year, I lost my dear partner, Eddie.

Eddie: *on facetime* Quit telling everyone I'm dead!

Buck: Sometimes, I can still hear his voice.

[lilislegacy]

annabeth, grumpy: well? what did the horse say?

percy: he said that you are the most beautiful woman he’s ever seen

grover: that’s not what he—

percy: *gives him the most intimidating glare*

grover: well, actually, he said that annabeth is the most beautiful creature, to be exact

percy: oh, yeah, i guess you’re right

grover: i just thought it would be important to distinguish

percy: and i applaud you for your specificity

annabeth, looking between them:

annabeth: you two are very sweet but you’re the worst fucking liars I’ve ever met

[raphaerolo]

Anakin: I can't believe Obi-Wan and Commander Cody got married on the exact same day as one another. Small world.