#incorrect grisha

[grishaverse-said]

Alina: Aleksander, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!

The Darkling: Well, of course I have.

The Darkling: Have you ever tried going mad without power? It’s boring.

[cherries-and-knives]

Matthias: *has one Unholy™️ thought about nina*

Matthias to himself: TAKE A WALK YOU ABSOLUTE WHORE. AND WHILE YOUR AT IT YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUMP IN A RIVER YOU SLUT.

[butchhange]

aot socmed dump 5 🧙

[ilivebyshipping]

I just know Wy and Jes are that type of idiots (lovingly) to communicate from across the house like:

Wylan: WHAT??!!

Jesper: WHAT?!!!

Wylan: I DIDN'T HEAR YOU!!!

Jesper: I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!

Wylan: WHAT DID YOU SAY??!!

Jesper: THAT I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!

Wylan: NO!!! I MEAN BEFORE THAT!!!!

Jesper: OH! I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!!!

Wylan: HUH!! I THOUGHT I HEARD SOMETHING!!!

Jesper: WHAT??!!!! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!

[graaaaaayy]

Incorrect Crows

jesper : relationships should be 50/50. wylan cooks us dinner while i sit on the counter and look pretty. ____________________________________

kaz : goodnight to the love of my life, Inej and fuck the rest of y’all. ____________________________________ Jesper: From now on we will be using code names. Jesper: You can address me as Eagle One. Jesper: Kaz is “been there done that”. Jesper: Wylan is “currently doing that”. Jesper: Matthias is “it happened once in a dream”. Jesper: Nina is “if I had to pick a girl”. Jesper: And Inej is.. Jesper: Eagle Two Inej: Oh thank god. ____________________________________

The crows’ reaction to being told they're the chosen one Wylan : I will not let you down. Jesper: Sounds fun. Inej : K. Kaz : No, I'm fucking not. Nina: Do I have to be? Matthias: Please god, I am so tired.

[variousfandomthoughts]

Wylan: And thus, by slowly taking larger and larger amounts of these small doses, our bodies will become used to the poisons, eventually making us immune to even lethal amounts.

Jesper: I thought we were just doing drugs together.

[five-of-cr]

Them 🧡🩵

[gabbyshere]

Wylan: What does "take out" mean?

Nina: Food.

Inej: Dating.

Kaz: Murder.

Jesper: It can be all three if you're bold enough.

[nlmnkii]

[she-posts-nerdy-stuff]

Wylan, coming home some time post-Crooked Kingdom: Hello, people who do not live here

Nina, Inej, and Kaz: Hi

Wylan: I gave you a key for emergencies

Nina: We were out of Doritos

[mydarlingdearestdead]

Kaz, picking Jesper and Wylan up from the stadwatch cells: Weird choice for date night.

Jesper: Where did you take Inej last weekend?

Kaz: That wasn't-

Jesper: Where?

Kaz: *incoherent mumbling*

Wylan, who just wants to go home: Louder.

Kaz, groaning: I took Inej on an excursion to the tunnels under Ketterdam.

Jesper: Tunnels?

Kaz, muttering: Sewers.

Jesper: That's all I wanted.

[thesuntomyshadows]

Y/N: You won't tell anyone, will you?

Nikolai: Cross my heart and really, really hope not to die, because I'm too young, handsome, and witty.

[appolinyou]

Kaz and Matthias:/Arguing and swearing/ Inej to Wylan: Don't worry, they don't hate each other, In fact, they even have friendship bracelets Jesper: Oh yes, Kaz, so I'm your best friend, and I don't have a bracelet like that! Kaz turned to Jesper in the middle of an argument with Matthias: Jesper, are you an idiot? We've got friendship pistols! Or is it a joke for you?

[dearestdem1]

I have this headcanon that Fjerdans have horrible senses of humour.

As in, dad jokes. Silly puns. Things that aren't funny but you still laugh at. Especially Matthias.

Just imagine - they're all on a job together (he never died, okay), they're hiding somewhere, and they hear someone make a joke about Shu-s, only in the context of them as shoes. He'd just give them all away by laughing. You can't convince me otherwise.

(He definitely makes dad jokes.)

[ilivebyshipping]

Wesper kid: Every year I keep tabs on stuff pa and dad do for me, and each father's day the one with more points gets "#1 dad" mug and the other "#2 dad" mug. That way I use male ego to get whatever I want for the small price of 2 mugs a year

[graaaaaayy]

jesper: welcome to applebee’s do you want the apples or the bees?

matthais, confused: bees?

jesper: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES!

nina: *walks out of the kitchen aggressively shaking a jar of bees*