#incorrect hsmtmts

[carmysydney]

mike: *sees ricky and ej making out*

mike: grabs bowl of popcorn to sit in the middle *want some?* looking at ej

ej: no thank you mr.bowen

ricky: this is hell! this is what hell is like

mike: hell might not have popcorn actually watch the movie

ricky: complete hell!

[bambinafangirls]

luke: *faints*

reid: i’ll do mouth-to-mouth

reid: AS A FRIEND!

[rina-empire]

Ricky: Boyfriend?! I don't wanna be Gina’s boyfriend.

Jet: What do you want then?

Ricky: I don't know. I just wanna be with her all the time… And hear about her day and tell her about mine… Hold her hand and smell her hair.

Ricky: … But I don't wanna be her stupid boyfriend.

[whatever-color-of-the-rainbow]

EJ: What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?

Ricky: It becomes daytrogen.

EJ and Ricky: (laugh hysterically)

Gina: I’m going upstairs.

EJ: Good nitrogen!

Ricky: Sleep titrogen!

EJ and Ricky: Don’t let the bedbugs bitrogen!

*angry scream from Gina in the distance*

[trickarrows-bishop]

[bigredsartt]

ashlyn: being taller than my girlfriend is very funny to me.

ashlyn: “i will be there shortly” yeah i’m sure you will babe.

maddox: fuck you????

[grandpakronos]

percy, season 4: collapses

annabeth: CALL AN AMBULANCE! I'LL DO MOUTH TO MOUTH

annabeth: AS A FRIEND

[previously-on-hsmtmts]

Gina: Your man doesn't have the mental strength to caramelize onions.

Ashlyn: Your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions.

Seb: Who's caramelizing onions? Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

Carlos: Honey, do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions?

Kourtney: Your man thinks caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions.

[lucy-frostblade]

the elite force getting back from a mission kaz: *collapses* chase: CALL 911 ILL DO MOUTH TO MOUTH chase: AS A FRIEND

[joysmercer]

mara: *peeps into the hallway* are you guys coming to class? nina: *quickly jumps away from fabian* yeah!!! nina: i was just...helping fabian...tie his shoe. mara: fabian: i'm getting you improv lessons for christmas. it's time.

[that-random-outsider]

(Dani needing a ride)

Jai: Oh Gabby can drive!

Gabby: No way! I am not doing that again my mom is still pissed at me about last time

Dani: Awe that sucks seeing you behind the wheel would lowkey be kind of hot

Gabby: *already behind the wheel waiting for everyone to get it*

[generalwildcat]

Miss Jenn: All we need is.... Seb: Friendship? Miss Jenn: No, who told you that? The answer is never friendship.

[im-not-a-l0ser]

Max: *collapses* Richie: CALL 911 ILL DO MOUTH TO MOUTH Ruth: - Richie: AS A FRIEND

[rina-empire]

S1 Gina: I’m stone cold. Unbreakable. Nothing ever affects me.

Ricky: *exists*

Gina: Oh God, I am such a mess right now.

[whatever-color-of-the-rainbow]

Ricky: We can make this work! We’re Romeo and Juliet!

Gina: It didn’t work for Romeo and Juliet! That play ends in a tragic double suicide.

Ricky: That’s how it ends? Why do people like it so much?

[trickarrows-bishop]