#incorrect smash bros

[everyone-is-incorrect]

Master Hand: COMPANY IS COMING! I WANT THIS PLACE LOOKING LIKE DISNEY ON ICE IN ONE MINUTE! Master Hand: MARIO IF YOU HAVEN'T MADE YOUR BED THROW IT AWAY IT'S TOO LATE TO MAKE IT NOW! Master Hand : GET RID OF THE COUCHES, WE CAN'T LET PEOPLE KNOW WE S I T !

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Smash Bros Sexyman Contest Round 4!

[swoodthis]

Incorrect Maxverse quotes #15

Cloud, upon realizing Malchus isn’t Sephiroth: Malchus has only existed for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I’d kill everyone in the Smash Mansion and then myself.

[katbread22]

Being young has never been this refreshing! Here’s some normal Princess Peach and Luigi art

[holydoggo100]

Sad

Steve: Pit, I'm sad. Pit: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay. Sora: Link, I'm sad. Link, nodding: mood.

[smashy-headcanons]

So fun fact: Papyrus is heavily implied to be able to see where you are if you call him on the phone.

Other fun fact: You can use any custom Mii you like during World of Light once you unlock that Mii's fighter type in World of Light.

[asraindarkness]

[abunchofnumbers05]

Eggman: If you don't give me what I want, I will release proof that you are a homossexual. Samus: I came out 30 years ago. Eggman: Ah, you're impossible. Eggman: If you don't stop hanging out with Sonic and his crew I will release proof that you are bissexual. Bayonetta: I already came out. Eggman: Oh, come on! You can't blackmail anyone anymore!

[the-blathermouth]

Master hand: I do not control the speed at which the smashers die!

Crazy hand: I do not control the speed at which the smashers die!

Galeem: I do not control the speed at which the smashers die!

Sonic: I do not control the speed at which the smashers die!

Kirby: I do not control the speed at which the smashers die!

Mario: I do not control the speed at which the smashers die!

Tabuu I do not control the speed at which the smashers die!

Dharkon: I do not control the speed at which the smashers die!

[2amtunasandwich]

Little Mac: Now that we’re alone, Link… there’s a burning question which my heart longs to ask of you.

Link: Oh, Mac!

(Bowser pulls up)

Bowser: Hey! Wanna hear a joke? Here goes. My ex-wife still misses me…

BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER! :D

HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER! See, it’s funny because marriage is terrible—

(I ship Little Mac and Link to the point I need this scene in the TerminalMontage style I swear—)

Source: Gravity Falls, S1 EP2

[supersmashreaderz]

Y/N: Don't Worry He's a Sweetheart 😊

Kazuya: *holding Y/N's Hand while menacing glaring covered in blood* I will not show you mercy....

Y/N: see? Massive Softie. 💖

[everyone-is-incorrect]

Terry: im so thankful for bread and what its done for us as a society. u can put so many things on it. u can toast it. u can dip it in soup. where would we be without you bread. in a bad fucking place let me tell you

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

People playing Elden Ring and looking for the "good" demigod to root for are missing the point. Pick your favorite mass murdering war criminal megalomaniac with mommy issues and endlessly simp for them like the rest of us, cowards.

[im-not-a-l0ser]

Pete, Ruth and Richie: *Playing smash bros*

Ruth: *dies yet again*

Ruth: You guys are too good at this. This is abusement.

[shadow-coolness]

Smash Bros Viridis Guidance P1

*Mario*

Viridi: Im sure even you know this guy.

Dark Pit: Yeah Yeah, *sarcastic* Everyones Favorite plumber.

Viridi: Indeed anyway he’s got a cape that reflects projectiles and can reverse your position so be careful.

DP: Hmph is that all? I expected more.

Viridi: Well he’s not exactly allowed to use all those power ups he’s so famous for.

DP: Even if he did he still couldn’t beat me.

Viridi: Uh-Huh sure.

*Sonic*

Viridi: Dark Pit you know Sonic? Fastest thing alive?

DP: The giant blue rat with the obvious name? Yeah i know him.

Viridi: You are the last one that should be judging names.

DP: *grumbles* I didnt choose my name.

Viridi: Anyways this guy lives up to his name, he’s also likes to roll up into a ball and spin so look out for that.

DP: Hmph i’ll just kick em off the stage.

Viridi: You-You DO see those quills right?

*Kirby*

Viridi: *annoyed* Now heres i name that i know.

Dark Pit: What’d this….thing do to you?

Viridi: Its not about what he did to me, its about what he did to the Woods!

DP:….What?

Viridi: The woods are a family of sentient trees that this little puffball constantly harasses!

DP: *sarcastic* Ah yes. Of course. That makes sense.

Viridi: Just make sure he doesn’t inhale you, we dont need 3 angels running around. Now reek vengeance for all of wood kind!

*Mega Man*

Viridi: There he is, Mega Man.

DP: What is this guy? Some kind superhero?

Viridi: Close, he’s a super fighting robot. He’s named after his arm cannons: The Mega Busters.

DP: That all? Not exactly “super” if you as me.

Viridi: Now hold on there, he’s got a bunch of other abilities but his most dangerous is his Leaf Shield.

DP:…..Seriously?

Viridi: You should know just how dangerous nature is Dark Pit.

DP: Im just gonna fight the robot now.

*Inkling*

DP: What the heck is this thing?

Viridi: That my dear angel is an “Inkling”.

DP: Do NOT call me th-

Viridi: Inklings are from a world 12000 years in future where humans have gone extinct AKA a perfect world.

DP: Less Human hating more battle advice.

Viridi: Right well avoid the ink and wait until that ink canister is empty then you’ll be able to attack.

DP: Time to paint this stage red.

*Sora*

DP: Is that a…giant key?

Viridi: Its called a keyblade and its more dangerous then it looks.

DP: And whats this guys deal exactly?

Viridi: He’s from another dimension, he also has access to magic alongside that giant key.

DP: I dont what it is but for some reason this guys face annoys me.

Viridi: Good. Use that as motivation to send him flying!

*DeDeDe*

DP: Whats with the bird?

Viridi: Thats Dedede self proclaimed king of DreamLand.

DP: Well this shouldn’t be hard.

Viridi: Now hold on, he may not look like much but that hammer of his can pack a serious punch and he managed to copy Kirbys inhale ability.

DP: If he tries im gonna break his beak off and-

Viridi: Woah there! Kids are playing this game!

*Dr.Mario*

DP: Is that Mario? Whats with the outfit?

Viridi: Thats DOCTOR Mario to you Dark Pit.

DP: Whats the difference?

Viridi: Well…there isn’t much i mean he throws pills and cant jump as good but beyond that its just Mario in a doctors costume.

DP: Doesn’t matter what outfit he’s wearing he still wont be able to handle me.

*Samus*

DP: Whats with this dude?

Viridi: First off thats a Lady and second shes a intergalactic bounty hunter who was raised by alien bird people.

DP:….Yeah you lost me.

Viridi: Well this might get your attention, shes got energy blasts,missiles and she can curl up into a ball to drop bombs.

DP: Wait she can what?

Viridi: Dont think about it, Now fight!

*Zero Suit Samus*

DP: Who’s this chick?

Viridi: Thats Samus just without her armor.

DP: Why would she do that? It makes her more vulnerable.

Viridi: I dont know, i guess her makes her faster or something. Anyway she uses a pistol that shoots lasers and has a plasma whip so look out for that.

DP: Please, this’ll be too easy.

Viridi: You know shes still an intergalactic bounty hunter right?

*Meta Knight*

Viridi: Awww look Dark Pit, now you have a little friend.

Dark Pit: Ha Ha, just tell me what this guys deal is.

Viridi: He’s a prideful warrior and an edgier version of Kirby, kinda reminds of someone else i know.

DP: *annoyed* Viridi…

Viridi: Oh calm down and dont be near him when he starts swinging his sword.

DP: He wont even get the chance.

*Bowser*

DP: Whats with this giant turtle?

Viridi: Thats not just some giant turtle, Thats Bowser King of the Koopa Kingdom.

DP: Koopas? Sounds REAL scary.

Viridi: Ok so the troopas aren’t that impressive but Bowser here has those spikes,can breath fire,is much stronger and can grow much much bigger.

DP: Pffft the bigger they are, the easier they are to hit.

*Piranha Plant*

Viridi: *GASP*-

DP: NO! NonononononononoNO!

Viridi: Wha-What do you mean no?!

DP: I do NOT want to hear you list off every single version of this stupid plant AGAIN!!

Viridi: Alright! Fine! Sheesh! I’ll leave you to it, just make sure be a bit gentle with it.

DP: Wait arent you going to give me actual advice or something?!

Viridi: Sorry! Cant hear you! Doing goddess stuff! Byeeee!

DP: Ugh Of course.

[holydoggo100]

Nachos

Sora: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos. Steve: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard. Pit: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos? Yoshi: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.