#incorrect spideychelle

[incorrectmcuquotess]

Michelle: Are you busy? And writing Star Trek fan fiction doesn't count.

Peter: Ha. ...And I finished that last week.

[squilfmybeloved]

peter, dancing along to some song *probably pink pony club or hot to go*, having the time of his silly little spider life:

mj:

mj: so he's an idiot.

ned, just trying to help peter impress her, sighing sadly: ..yeah.

[mj-jones-parker]

Morgan, playing with Peter's hand: Why don't you have a ring on your finger like Mommy and Daddy do?

Peter: Because Mom and Dad's rings are wedding rings and I'm not married

Morgan: Why aren't you married?

Peter, glaring at Mj: I don't know. Why I am I not married, Michelle?

Mj: Because were 17

[the-poor-miranha-quotes]

Spiderman: Don’t kill me. I have a girlfriend.

Any villain: You think I care about that?

Spiderman: Oh, that’s not a plea for mercy. It’s a warning.

*MJ bursts through the wall*

MJ: Are you ready to die?!?

[spideyspetertingle]

Aunt May: We love having you around MJ, you're welcome any time. Heck, let me give you a house key, pop in whenever! MJ: Thank you, May! Peter: ...I don't even have a house key.

[stuffedanimalsgalore]

Oh spideychelle

[spideychelleforever]

Flash: You-you-you-

MJ: *smirking at him*

Flash: You-you irredeemable monster, you’re in love with Penis Parker!

MJ: Oh? Oh? Oh-what took you so long, IDIOT?! *throws a book at him for peeping at her sketchbook*

[topknott]

MJ: You know, you've got to love knitting needles. I can make a scarf. I can make a hat. I can stab your eyes out. I can make mittens.

Peter: I'm sorry, what was that middle part?

MJ: I can make a hat.

[beanzykin]

Tony: JESUS PETER, WE SENT YOU TO GET MCDONALDS AND NOW YOU'RE IN NEED OF A MAJOR SURGERY!!?? WHAT HAPPENED?!!

Peter, in a hospital bed: I was Mc-hit by a Subaru.

Tony:

Tony: Don't do the surgery.

[moobrvoobl-moobmoob-oobmpoobroom]

Peter, bad at flirting: I like your name

MJ, equally as bad: Thanks, I got it for my birthday

[incorrectmcuquotess]

MJ [to Peter]: I guess I kind of hate most things. But I never really seem to hate you. So I want to spend the rest of my life with you, is that cool?

[veggiewrapwithhummus]

Peter: *whispers to lawyer*

Lawyer: That’s not relevant to the case

Peter: just ask

Lawyer, to judge MJ: *sighs* do you think he’s cute?

[mj-jones-parker]

Ned: Is that a hickey on your neck?

Mj: No, it's a spider bite

Ned: Was the spider that bit you Peter?

Mj: It's a spider bite :)

[the-poor-miranha-quotes]

Flash: I think I get it now. Venom is a metaphor for Peter trauma of a stolen childhood and subsequent rage

MJ: Flash, for the last time, Venom is a real Alien parasite and he's controlling Peter

[liviasincorrectmarvel]

MJ: I’ve never actually been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules

Peter: ...What?

MJ: Is there a point system or is it just to the death?

[incorrect-avengers-quotes46]

Peter: *pretends to be bad at sports*

MJ: He’s so terrible at that. Truly horrible.

Brad: Yeah

MJ: *hisses* Back off you bitch, you wouldn’t recognise true talent even if it hit you in your stupid face