#incorrect spongebob squarepants

[incorrect90snicktoonquotes]

*Mr. Krabs is addressed by "Eugene"* Patrick: I always thought your name was Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs. Mr. Krabs: You thought my name was "Mr. Krabs Mr. Krabs"? Patrick: Not Mr. Krabs Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs. Just Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs.

[deafblindshorty]

Karen: Sheldon, please, just two words. That's all I need. Plankton: Love you? Karen: Love you, too, but that's not what I meant. Plankton: Ugh. Fine, I'll behave.

[c1rcu1t-l0ver-c0pep0d]

"If it has a RAM, it makes me wanna cum."

- Sheldon J. Plankton

[shyjusticewarrior]

Jason: That hat makes you look like a girl.

Roy: Am I a pretty girl?

Jason: Oh, well, um, you're- you're beautiful.

[nicktoons-unite-incorrect-quotes]

Timmy once again letting his impulsive thoughts win

[lilliejareau]

cm x spongebob is something i didn’t know i needed

[wildlyincorrect]

Glinda: What am I supposed to do all day while you're in the Emerald City? Elphaba: I don't know. What do you normally do when I'm gone? Glinda, crying: Wait for you to get back.

[bwaybby09]

Ariana Grande: Well, what am I supposed to do all day while you’re away?

Cynthia Erivo: I don’t know? What do you normally do when I’m gone?

Ariana Grande: (visibly tearing up) Wait for you to get back…

[incorrecttwsted]

[ssj2hindudude]

Timmy: One time my dad entered into a beauty pageant to prove a point...AND WON

Jimmy: Yeah, well, one time my baby cousin turned evil off of pure genetics and I fought him in front of the whole family

SpongeBob, walking in: Hey guys! What are you doing?

Timmy: We made a bet to see who has the weirdest life, only rule is the event we pick can't involve magic, superpowers, or inventions.

Danny: One time I ended up in Ghost Prison while trying to prevent my parents from splitting up

Jimmy: Danny, that involved superpowers.

Danny: Actually, not using my powers is what got me out of prison

Manny: Yeah well, one time I found out this girl had a thing for me, her mom was my dad's ex, my grandpa left her grandma at the alter, and we had to fight all of them

Zim: FOOLS! Do you forget the time I harvested human organs and replaced them with random earth objects?

Danny: You used an invention for that.

Zim: LIES! THE GHOST BOY LIES!!!

Jenny: Please. One time my house and body got taken over by sentient Communist Rats!

Timmy: Jenny, invention

Jenny: Experimental lab rats don't count as an invention

SpongeBob: Ooh, this looks fun, I wanna try! Umm...ok, one time I pulled on a string and unraveled the universe!

Everyone: ...

Danny: Ok, SpongeBob wins

@nicktoons-unite-incorrect-quotes

[unicornblossom13]

[After Optimus is captured by the Decepticons]

Megatron: Why is he in a cage?

Starscream: Because he growled at me.

[Optimus lets out a low, threatening snarl from behind the bars, causing the second in command to hide behind the warlord]

[incorrect90snicktoonquotes]

Squidward: Maybe I've been asking for too much. Squidward: How about peace OR quiet?

[incorrectbatfam]

Jason: If you had to choose between Tim and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Damian: That depends, how much money are we taking about?

Jason: 63 cents.

Damian: I'll take the money.

[kawaiikayla19]

Lucy: What you normally do when im gone?

Tim: What for you get back

[chelledoggo]

Kinger: "i don't know how to tie my shoes! i haven't worn shoes for over 20 years! ...but sometimes i like to wear this little sock over my lower half."

[nicktoons-unite-incorrect-quotes]

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