#incorrect thorbruce

[jarvispoptart]

Thor: *rolls over in bed and knees Bruce in the ribs*

Bruce: ow

Bruce: you kneed me

Thor, sleepily: yeah I need you

[incorrectcompoundnotes]

Loki in his cell on Asgard: I must say, that friend of yours with the glasses was rather charming.

Thor: Banner? He’s interesting for a midguardian. His eyes are… *clears throat* He’s fine.

[bedazzled-sparrow]

Thor: if I was a gardener, I'd put our two-lips together

Bruce: Awww babe <3

Tony: If I was a gardener, you'd be my hoe

Steve: thanks...I guess

[jamespsulliv4n]

Bruce, bewilderingly trying to delete 78 viruses from the laptop: hey so, how about next time you are curious about something you ask ME to google it, and I'll give you exactly the answer you're looking for my sweet, dumb ... Totally dumb big boy?

Thor, who only tried looking for lovely places on Midgard to elaborate a decent wedding proposal for Bruce: what the hell is Hawaii and why does everyone talk about it

[i-a-q]

Bruce: You’re too reckless.

Thor: And you’re too careful. We balance each other out.

[headcanonthings]

Thor: I was born a winner. I didn’t even need nine months to be born! I came out in seven! Bruce: That’s ... that’s not good

[rrcenic]

in the honor of my marvel obsession creeping back to me + my family being in disneyland and exploring avengers campus, have some ✨avengers incorrect quotes✨ as things my friends and family have said

a shit ton of these were conversations between @cissyenthusiast010155 and i lmao

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peter: indulge in my child-like whimsy. buy me a web slinger

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steve: is that an igloo over there??

peter: …it’s a hippie house?

tony: did you hear about the hippie states wife?

steve: why on earth is there a hippie house in the cars theme park?!

tony: babe. did you hear about the hippie states wi-

peter: what’s the hippie state?

tony: the hippie states wife is mississippi!

steve: what on earth are you talking abou-

tony: like,,, mrs. hippie?? mississippi?

steve: …

peter: …

tony: …

tony: i thought it was funny

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tony: “i can do this all day”? that’s what she said

steve: SHHHHHH!!!

natasha: ooh, you’ve finally been shushed

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loki: a kid ran in front of me and my reaction was “broken child!”

steve: wHAT?!

loki: i didn’t say it out loud!!!

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scott: please sir, you don’t understand, if i don’t get my 20 dollar sunglasses back, my children will die

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peggy: i support neil patrick harris being gay

natasha: peg, you’re a lesbian

peggy: yes, but i am an ally to his gayness

natasha: you are gay

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peter: they should let me stay up late. because. if they don’t it would be…

ned: transphobic?

peter: YES

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bucky: i smelled grass! and now i want some!

steve: you want to eat grass?!

bucky: absolutely

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peter: and they were LAB PARTNERS

harley: oh my gawd they were lab partners

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tony: i want shawarma

steve: i want to go to sleep

tony: it’s only 4 pm

steve: and?

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steve: oh, this boba pearl is stuck in the ice…

bucky: just like captain america!

tony: aaaah, good one

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mj: “what kind of girl do you want” a red one

peter: …

peter: are we talking about cars????

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thor: i don’t understand the scientific physics

bruce: the what

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peter: please bring back the cheese man

tony: that could really mean any of us

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*at their first meet up in a while*

natasha: yknow, i’m just now being reminded of the fact that i hate half the people here

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bucky: i hate will ferrell

sam: how can anyone hate will ferrell?!

bucky: well, i liked him in barbie

sam: and he was funny in the lego movie!

bucky: true, he was awesome in that

sam: oh, he was also megamind!

bucky: yes! i loved him with that

sam: you don’t actually hate will ferrell, do you?

bucky: …

sam: you just hate elf

bucky: …i just hate elf

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steve: “rogers: the musical” can only be described as feeling like bad fanfiction

tony: isn’t it amazing

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*playing heads up, prompt “avengers: civil war”*

peter: when! when the divorce!

scott: ant man’s first fight!

natasha: when everyone decided they didn’t like each other anymore!

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harley: oh, c3p0 and r2d2 are a gay couple!

peter: duh??? did you just realize that???

[kmartkiddieisle]

*The Squad when asked about their earlier confession of love*

Steve: Yeah, you're lucky. I like you.

Tony: I'd understand if you didn't feel the same way...

Thor: *has a panic attack* What confession?

Bruce: *winks* I know, babe. You like me too.

Clint: So what? Are you going to date me or not?

Nat: It was a dare.

[thesunbettershineonthemagain]

guys,,,,,,,,, lighting emits gamma rays,,

in every lighting bolt thor is showing his love for bruce,,,,,,, im so soft you guys skehejsijenwwk

omg this means bruce wouldn’t have to worry about touching thor cuz of the gamma radiation cuz thor might like be immune or already have gamma in him???nebejsbebejsn

[incorrect-marvel-characters]

Valkyrie: Why does Thor call you babygirl??

Bruce: ...Why dont we stop talking for a while!

[jarvispoptart]

The team is watching a horror movie.

Natasha, unfazed as a jump scare happens: Predictable.

Clint, hiding behind a pillow: I regret my life choices.

Steve, offering Clint a comforting pat: It's just a movie, Clint.

Thor, eyes wide with fascination: This “chainsaw” is a fearsome weapon! I shall forge one of my own!

Bruce: Maybe… let’s just stick with Mjolnir, Thor.

Tony: Can we turn this off? The special effects are insulting to my intellect.

Bruce, whispering to Thor: Want to hold my hand?

Thor: I... I would be honored, Man of Science! *Grabs Bruce's hand a little too eagerly*

Steve, smiling at Tony: You okay, honey? You seem a little jumpy.

Tony, grumbling: It’s this horrendous plot. I'm above being scared by cheap thrills. And I’m pretty sure that ghost is using arc reactor technology.

[thors-bruce]

bruce: got called gay at walmart yesterday

thor: what happened?

bruce: got called gay

thor: at walmart?

bruce: yeah it was at walmart

[incorrectthorquotes]

Thor: Me n the boys are gonna commit crimes and be gay!!

Thor: Whoops wrong person.

Bruce: Thor, we are in a Denny’s together. There is no way this is the wrong person

[jamespsulliv4n]

Thor Odinson, but cut the R and slam a T cause he would be the type to walk around with his tiddies hangin out, claiming that on Asgard it's a common practice and he just feels more comfortable that way.

We know Thor, we know you're doing all this trying to catch either the flu or Dr Banner's eye.

You'll catch both.

[i-a-q]

Bruce: You don’t solve problems by hitting them.

Thor: That’s where we disagree.

[the-magic-lava-lamp]

Thor: *Out of breath, leaning on a claw machine having spent all of his money*

Bruce: *Grinning ear to ear while hugging a stuffed bear*

Thor: Worth it