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[malthedreamer]

(OG under the cut lol)

[housemdfever]

House MD text posts except I'm running out of titles

13 and Chase are literally just House's kids atp

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Remus: how did Reggie first came out to you?

Sirius: well there were always signs, but when he really did, he did it by giving me a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"

Remus: That's cute

Sirius: It was NOT cute!

Sirius: I thought he was pregnant.

[yjcorefourenjoyer]

*Jason walks into the living room to see Tim flopped on the couch sniffing*

Jason: “Oh. my. gosh. What could you possibly be crying about now?”

Tim *looks up and sniffles*: “I miss the supercycle… you know, my beloved sentient vehicle who used to fly me and young justice around… ”

Jason:

“THE WHO-”

[cod-dump]

*during a zoom meeting after a collective long leave*

Gaz: Ya know what? I needed a break from base

Soap: It has been nice visiting my family. Though my sister fucking still sucks

Gaz: Hey, I'd take family drama. I got to see my mum, relax. Hey, I even got myself a succubus

Ghost: *chokes on the sandwich he was eating*

Soap: A WHAT??

Gaz: Succubus- A succubus-

Price: *looking off camera in disbelief*

Gaz: No- You know what I mean!

Ghost: *laughing hysterically*

Soap: NO WE DON’T. DO YOU FUCKING MEAN A LITERAL FUCKING FUCK DEMON, OR A SUCCULENT. SUCCULENT!!

Gaz: *stares before he covers his face and screams*

Ghost: *wheezing off camera*

Price, still looking off camera: I think we had too much personal time

[doodlydoodlies]

Dating advices from Soldier always turns into a history lesson

[demi-god77]

[avensartt]

Sorry the quality is shit

[eatmy-customjorts]

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars

[screaming-sparrow]

[lostiel]

lucavrin as tumblr text posts | 2/?

[incorrect-alnst]

[cadillacjohnf1]

why aren't they still fighting :(

[bizarrelittlemew]

ofmd x tumblr

[hurtspideyparker]

Tony: Hey no more coffee for you, it'll stunt your growth

Peter: Respectfully Mr. Stark I don't think I'll take your advice for being healthy

Tony: Young man when I was your age—

Peter: You were doing cocaine to fuel your lab binges

Tony: What? No... who told you that

Peter: Rhodey

Tony: Shit

[cod-dump]

Soap: wait wait- You have a degree in GEOLOGY?? You fucking went to university so you could tell rocks apart by licking them??

Gaz: Oh fuck you! You went to fucking university for chemistry!

Soap: Chemistry is FUCKING USEFUL

Gaz: YOU BITCH-

Ghost: You two went to university?

Soap: ... yes?

Gaz: Have you... not gone to university?

Ghost: ... no? I don't think I even finished secondary school. I can't remember if I went through with dropping out

Soap:

Gaz: Oh...