#incorrect wolfstar textposts

[pechorinssis]

How Sirius actually found out Remus is a werewolf:

[honeylemonntea]

Remus: “They’re just so frustrating.”

Remus: “Regulus has been dropping obvious hints that he likes James and he still doesn’t get it!”

Sirius: *wearing a ‘PLEASE SNOG ME, MOONY’ hat* “Wow that’s crazy”

[propussyslayer]

sirius: so what do you do for a living

remus: i hunt and kill zombies

sirius: the fuck no you don't

remus: have you ever seen one?

sirius: no?

remus: then you are fucking welcome

[my-castles-crumbling]

Sirius, introducing Regulus to his friends after they reconcile: …and this is my friend Remus!

Regulus, rolling his eyes: Sirius, I’ve seen you two in the hall. I told you I’m gay. You don’t have to lie to me.

Sirius, confused: What?

Remus, nervous: What?

Regulus, turning to James: Are they seriously that oblivious?

James, distracted by Regulus’s eyes: What?

[redadidassneakers]

Wolfstar raising Harry

Harry: what does gays mean?

Sirius: it’s when two men love each other -like Remus and I

Harry: what does ‘penetrating gays’ mean?

Sirius: UHH.. Put that in a sentence for me please

Harry: “she stared at him with a penetrating gaze”

Sirius: oh thank Merlin

[moondustinfj]

James & Sirius:

Lily:

Regulus:

Rosekiller:

Barty:

Sirius & Regulus:

James:

Regulus:

James & Sirius:

Regulus & Remus:

[wolvesandshine]

Remus *angrily*: Were you dropped on your head as a child?

Sirius: Yes actually. Multiple times. To ensure my magic was working or whatever.

Remus: Now I’m just sad for you

[auntiejohn]

marauders tweets pt 4!

[marauderstars]

Remus: I love making short jokes about Sirius.

Remus: They go right over his head.

[accio-sriracha]

"Not to sound like a slut or anything but can I please peel your orange for you?"

Sirius Black to Remus Lupin at some point, probably.

[daddiesdrarryy]

Harry: So do you think I have a crush on Malfoy?

Sirius: Infinity percent, Harry. Technically speaking, you’re in love with him, kiddo

Harry: That sounds bad

Sirius: It is bad. I only said “kiddo” to soften the blow, kiddo

[adharastarlight]

The Marauders watching the new Lion King

James: how did they get all of the animals to come together like this?

Regulus: you're- you're kidding right???

Sirius: they must've added the music after, I reckon

Remus: please tell me you're joking

James and Sirius: ???

Regulus: they're animated, James, it's not real animals

Remus: you do also know that Santa isn't real right???

[d3adgayw1zzyr3ad3r]

Okay, but like;

Sirius: *running through the common room in a panic* RUN FOR YOUR LIVES.

Remus: *Angrily walking, 7 seconds behind him, in a steady stride* CHEATER.

James: *on the couch, le gasp*

Regulus: *beside James, leaning towards him and whispering* he watched ahead on a muggle show

James: *whispering* ohhhhhhh

Regulus: *leaning in closer, still whispering, flatly but menacing* if you ever do that, I will kill you.

James: 😃 understood.

[propussyslayer]

james "oh i guess i am a bisexual" potter

regulus "swallowed by the tension winding up in my own household, i feel i must fill my duties as the true heir to The Noble House of Black and provide them with an offspri- is that James Potter half naked after quidditch practice oh lord im abouta-" black

[loonyloopylupin96]

adapted from this

[redadidassneakers]

Lily: so what’s a green flag for you?

Remus: when he’s smart

Lily: obviously-

Remus: and when he has black hair, grey eyes, has lots of money, sits on me, lets me read him my nerdy books, kisses all my scars, and tells me I’m pretty even though I’ve thought of myself as a monster my whole life

Lily: those are a lot of green flags