#it's a problem.

[cosmic-penguin]

[two-birds-and-a-bush]

unbelievably horny not physically so much as mentally. I cannot stop thinking about sucking dick please send help

[angelscatastrophe]

me wwhen I accidentally bring pain upon myself so I gotta use the 'I'm gonna shift anyway' excuse

[n3rd-qu33n-ffxiv]

Level 100: Ranged

Okay so... I actually got all of Lalli's ranged jobs up to 100 before I did the tanks, but I loved the GNB's artifact armor so much I decided to do those jobs first. Anyways, here's to Level 100 Ranged! I honestly can't pick which one I like the most, because I love them all... but I think MCH might be poking out a bit ahead of the others this expansion. (But damn, does the DNC armor look AMAZING.)

My friends and I call Full Metal Field "MURICA!"

[morrigan-sims]

This is so satisfying to look at. The giant gap in my plans is... less satisfying.

[rudamaruda520]

me as a writer

[nondelphic]

"just write a little every day" ok but what if i write nothing for 3 weeks and then suddenly type like i’m being hunted by god

[my-castles-crumbling]

Me at age 13, exhausted at school after staying up all night to read fanfic: I can’t wait until I’m an adult and I can stay up reading without any consequences!

Me, an adult, exhausted at work after staying up all night reading fanfic: Fuck.

[vilea777]

sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

[pangur-and-grim]

also I got a tattoo partially re-coloured today and they bandaged me in veterinary wrap like I'm a sick horse

[hangsawoman]

it’s so evil when you have a beverage and you drink it and then there’s no beverage anymore

[donnieisaprettyboy]

“what if kids identify with something and it ends up just being a phase-?” good. stop teaching and expecting kids (and adults honestly) to formulate permanent traits and ideas of themselves. everything in life is a phase. that doesn’t make it any less legitimate while you experience it. let people explore themselves and know it’s okay if what you think about yourself changes.

[bipolarmango]

My doctor and therapist: now with this autism + ADHD diagnosis you need to learn to unmask because masking all the time will make you burn out again and feel like shit

Other people: well it's just interesting how after getting the diagnosis you suddenly start behaving like that I mean I'm not saying you're faking it's just funny how you suddenly cannot be normal like you were before

[aropride]

I... DONT... LIKE... CHANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [MY TELEKINESIS THROWS EVERYTHING ACROSS THE ROOM] [I SEE MY ITEMS STREWN ABOUT THE ROOM AND GET EVEN MORE UPSET]