#lemonmode

[thetransjoker]

do not put it front of me I will drink it

pleaasedonot put in front me iwill drink it

Jesus Christ it aches

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Lailani: In Hawaiian culture, this is considered a dick move.

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MC: *fails a date miserably*

Kyu: This is so sad Alexa play Despacito.

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MC: Would you shoot a loved one in the foot for ten million dollars?

Nora: Kyanna, you shoot me, and then when my foot gets better, we buy a big ass house and range rovers!

Kyanna: How about I shoot you, then you shoot me, then we’ll have twenty million!

Nora: Good thinking! Fuck the system!

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Kyu: Apparently “welcome to the sin cave” is not how I’m supposed to answer the door.

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Audrey: Tiffany’s in love with me.

Nikki: [Laughs hysterically]

Audrey: I’m not joking!

Nikki: Oh, I hope not! It’s funnier if it’s true!

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Sarah: Zoey, when I die, I don’t care who else is at my funeral as long as you’re there.

Zoey: Of course I’ll be there. The murderer always shows up to throw off the police.

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Sarah: I made this friendship bracelet for you.

Zoey: You know Sarah, I’m not really a jewelry person.

Sarah: You don’t have to wear it.

Zoey: No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.

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Kyu: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you’ve lost throughout your life.

Jessie: It would be nice to get my sense of purpose back.

Kyanna: Oh, lovely, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.

Aiko: My will to live! I haven’t seen this in 10 years!

Nikki: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Audrey: Mental stability, my old friend!

Kyu: Girls, could you lighten up a little?

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Nora: One day, I will be your second wife.

MC: What happened to my first wife?

Nora: Nothin’ you can prove.

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MC: Oh, you think you’re being cute.

Kyu: Bitch, I’m adorable.

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Nikki: I’m sorry. You must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory.

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MC: Hey, do you know any women who hate themselves enough to actually date me?

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MC: You like me? Why? I’m such a hot mess, and you’re….well, you’re perfect.

Aiko: MC, I’m narcissistic, I’m pessimistic, I’m obsessive, I’m insecure and I’m so afraid of intimacy that every one of my relationships is a journey of self-sabotage that inevitably ends in a black vacuum of shattered expectations and despair.

MC: …Wow.

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Renee: I never brag.

Nora: You once called your butt the proof of God’s existence.

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Kyu: I’ll get you through, MC. I’ll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs.