#Source: Rick and Morty

[incorrecttwsted]

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Bucky: If we're going to beat them, you're gonna need to harness your repressed rage.

Walker: I DON'T HAVE ANY!

Bucky: Spoken like a person with repressed rage.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Fury: I can’t tell any of the Avengers apart half the time because I don’t go by height, age, or appearance. I go by who’s a pain in my ass. Which makes them all identical.

Tony: Hey! Fuck you!

Fury: Except for Stark.

Tony: Thank you.

Fury: He’s the fucking worst of them all.

[unicornblossom13]

Elita-1: Why don’t you two just #%*^ and get it over with?

Prime: Thank you for that, Elita, but I think I have a better option.

[Meanwhile, at the Decepticon’s lair]

Starscream: Geez, why don’t you two just #%*^ and get it over with?

Megatron: Careful, Starscream, you’re one remark away from being dismantled.

Starscream: All I’m saying is, I’m not the one using the war room to come up with a plan to one up my ex-boyfriend.

[incorrect-losers]

Stan: I can’t tell any of the Losers apart half the time because I don’t go by height, age, or appearance. I go by who’s a pain in my ass. Which makes them all identical

Richie: Hey! Fuck you!

Stan: Except Richie

Richie: Thank you

Stan: He’s the fucking worst of them all

[bruhseidon]

Y/N: Look at your dad. Such a dork, keeping snakes. I mean, it’s… at least it’s interesting, though. At least, like… I wish my dad kept snakes. I mean, it’s kind of cute. Like… your dad keeps snakes. How old is your dad? He’s obviously snake-keeping age. I don’t know, I think it’s kind of sweet. Mattheo, I wanna fuck your dad—

Mattheo, annoyed: Oh, really?

[pinkydee10]

Eclipse: *walks into his lab*

Puppet: Eclipse. Eclipse flip the pickle over! Eclipse, flip the pickle over, the payoff is huge!

Eclipse: *does so*

Puppet: Look! I’ve turned myself into a pickle, Eclipse! IM PICKLE PUPPET!

[fandomtrxsh19]

Jinx: *motioning towards Caitlyn* They're bureaucrats, Isha. I don't respect them

[emmikay]

Greed: You're going to need to harness your repressed rage.

Al: I don't have any!

Greed: Said like someone who has repressed rage.

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Steph: It's called carpe Diem, look it up

Peter: You look it up. you don't even know what it means!

Steph: That's cuz losers look stuff up while the rest of us are carping all them diems.

[defaultjane-official]

[Horizon Forbidden West/Rick and Morty]

[incorrectquotesideas-deactivated]

Person A: Person B, I wanna say something. I started today disgusted and embarrassed to be your friend, and then later I thought we were gonna die because you’re a loser.

Person B:

Person A:

Person B: There’s no more, is there?

Person A: Nope. Now quit fucking up and let’s go.

[guardianreadersofthegalaxy]

[after The Long Game] Nine: Adam, I want to say something. I started this day disgusted and embarrassed to have you as my companion. And then later I thought we were going to die because you're a loser... Adam: Is there more? Nine: No, that's all I wanted to say [from Rick & Morty]

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Rhodes: Hello guys, how’s the bonding going?

Steve: You’re the worst!

Tony: You sicken me!

Rhodes: I see.

[humaudrey]

~In an AU, during the events of D3~

Audrey: *slaps Chad* YOU SPEAK WHEN YOU ARE SPOKEN TO, DING-A-LING!

Audrey: *turns to Queen of Hearts* It's true though, four of those VKs now live in Auradon.

QoH: And are you now the ruler of this Auradon?

Audrey: *gasps* How did you know?

QoH: The quality of your top.

Audrey: Do you love it?

QoH: I love it!

[incorrect-losers]

Eddie: Pretty cool, huh, Bill?

Richie: Uh, I thought it was cool

Eddie: I don’t give a fuck what you think