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kadaruu · 2 years ago
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Onceler headcanon…? Idk just listen me.
So, firstly I think that Oncie is older than Brett and Chet.
I think that twins mom really loved twins dad but the twins dad died after few months they born. Then she meet with Onceler’s dad, which is rich and have a child who is Onceler. Onceler’s dad’s money is only thing she wanted, that’s why she married with him. Then she poisoned him to just get his money.
What she didn't expect was that Onceler’s father bequeathed a really large portion of his money to Onceler and demanded that even one person involved in this money go to prison until Onceler turned 18.
And that’s why she always hate Onceler but try to be nice just for the money.
And when Onceler became 18, he never give that money to any of them, instead he immediately goes to find a place to make thneeds when he graduates.
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eywaseclipse · 1 year ago
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My Roman Empire. I think about these kids all the time. I think about whether or not they survived the destruction of hometree. I think about how much love and respect they clearly had for Grace. Calling her Sa’nok. I think about how excited they were to learn English and about humans, reading the Lorax, counting in English etc. I think about the deep shame and guilt Grace carried after the incident at the school and having to shut it down as a result of that. I think about despite the fact that they were hurt by her actions, they immediately jumped to action when her neural link was broken after their home was destroyed by humans. So many thoughts and emotions…. I truly believe Grace loved those kids as her own.
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fragolinadolcemorte · 2 years ago
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Green
GREED
Capitalist
Can play a guitar
Guys i see a connection
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wikiwis · 2 years ago
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In my opinion, Brett and Chet aren't as bad as Isabela. I think Onceler, Brett and Chet were close as kids. But one day their father left, leaving their mother alone with her three children. Onceler was very similar to his father, which is why Isabela made him the outcast of the family. She encouraged Griselda and Ubb to do so. And the only people who didn't understand what was going on and still treated Onceler well were his brothers. Isabela didn't like it and every day she encouraged the boys to treat Onceler badly, saying it was nothing. Like little children, Brett and Chet began to listen to their mother. They weren't terrible, but they made Onceler feel bad every day. Brett and Chet often slap Onceler and stuff like that, but that's because they show him love. Because no one showed these three how to show love. They didn't have a good example. Despite this, Brett and Chet still love Onceler, but they also want to please their mother because they want her attention. The three of them had to be doing something to get her attention.
At the end when Onceler's family leaves, Brett and Chet look like they care about Onceler and they would like to stay with him, but they don't say anything because they don't want to oppose Isabela. When Isabela says that Brett is her favorite child now, Chet looks at it like it's unfair but doesn't say anything. In the deleted scenes the twins are actually worse, but in the movie they are not that bad.
In my opinion, Isabela simply screwed up as a mother and couldn't raise her three sons properly. That's my opinion.
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I also think Chet is an unwanted child too just like Onceler.
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mizuribbons · 6 months ago
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why is youtube recommending me a video titled "Was O'Hare Really the Lorax in Disguise?"
if you're curious, this is the thumbnail
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lorax-devito · 6 months ago
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Nancy wheeler watches game theory
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pooki333 · 1 year ago
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coincidence??
Idk if it’s just me but the oncelers family’s house and the house from the Pearl/x film trilogy are VERY similar. I could write a whole post with an analysis on the similarities and i have a really good theory that’s really crazy so let me know if you wanna see that because i think i might be onto something.
I Love both of theese movies and I know the are VERY different but there are some similarities i just can’t ignore atp 😭
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frogggysblog · 1 month ago
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Why the Lorax is Jesus Christ- - A character study in both pop culture and the holy bible
Let’s be real: if Jesus came back today, he would not look like a white, middle-aged Caucasian man; he would look more like an orange hairy walking Garfield without the stripes and with the most stylish goatee in history. Hmmm, who does that remind you of? Could it be... THE LORAX? Yes. I believe wholeheartedly that the Lorax is Jesus reincarnated in the best form imaginable. In this essay, I will prove that DR. Suess accidentally wrote a second gospel starring a fuzzy orange eco-Jesus.
Like Jesus, the Lorax speaks of ideas and morals that no one wants to hear, throughout his time in ‘The Lorax’ he is constantly giving out warnings and attempting to deliver moral lessons that constantly go ignored. For example, during the mass destruction of the once-Ler’s greedy intentions, the Lorax simply states “I hear things are fine here, but that is not true! The trees are all gone the birds are all flown the skies are not blue”. This is a clear warning of the consequences if the Once-Ler doesn’t stop. During the movie, the Lorax repeatedly warns the Once-Ler about the consequences of cutting down the trees and the destruction it will cause to the environment. Still, despite his warnings, the Once-Ler ignores him and keeps exploiting the forest for his own monetary greed. Throughout the movie, it becomes increasingly obvious that the Once=Ler represents the whole of humanity, especially the higher-ups (corporate greed). Similar to this, in the Bible Jesus repeatedly warns the Pharisees and the people about their hypocrisy, greed, and lack of compassion; “Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You clean the outside of the cup and dish, but inside they are full of greed and self-indulgence” (Matthew 23:25). Despite Jesus’s teachings leaders ignored or rejected his message, ultimately leading to his death (crucifixion), the people continued living in ways he warned against. These texts show how voices of conscience were disregarded by those in power who prioritized profit and status over moral responsibility.
The Once-Ler ignores the Lorax one too many times the damage is irreversible, there is no possibility of coming back from the mass amount of damage he created, Wildlife has evacuated in search of another home, what’s left of the trees is on fire and the grassy land beneath their feet is dead. As it is a children’s movie, they are not allowed to show any gruesome death scenes but the scene where the lorax leaves is symbolism for death (we see him fly up to the clouds after the once-Ler’s prosecution i.e. Heaven). Similarly, in the Bible, Jesus gets nailed to a cross. He was unjustly crucified not for breaking any laws but for challenging power. In both the Lorax and the Bible, they attempt to share messages that threaten the authority of the elite. Both their deaths were the rejection of truth by a society addicted to control and monetary gain/comfort. It is symbolised people in power will destroy anyone who disrupts the status quo even if they are preaching love. This is also seen with Mr O’Hare, the villain of the lorax movie. Just like the Pharisees plotted against Jesus, Mr O’Hare tries to destroy any trace of resistance.
At the very end of the Lorax movie peace and hope is brought back to earth in the form of rebirth (planting the first real tree in decades) bringing the lorax back to life as a spiritual sign that hope still exists. He only appears when the Once-Ler gives the last Truffula seed to Ted symbolising forgiveness. Similarly, Jesus is resurrected and the message lives on just like the Lorax’s message lives on through Ted. Examples focus on the theme of rebirth and that despite the people of power’s attempt to destroy truth hope survives through individuals who choose to listen to him. The warning “Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It’s not” ties into the bible verse, “You are the light of the world let your light shine before others, that they may see your good deeds and glorify your father in heaven” as they both show personal responsibility to make change visible.
If this offends you maybe that’s the point. Why is it offensive to say the Lorax is like Jesus? Well, maybe it’s supposed to be. The comparison pokes fun of how seriously some take religious imagery by throwing an orange, fuzzy creature into the mix. If you are offended, maybe that is exactly what I want to provoke, to challenge rigid ideas about sacredness and get people thinking outside the box. After all, religion and culture both use symbols to communicate big ideas; mixing them up forces us to reconsider why we hold certain images so close to our hearts. So if this essay ruffles some feathers, that’ is not an accident, it is a feature. Sometimes shaking up the status quo is the only way to start real conversations. Even if it’s by imagining Jesus with a stylish goatee and a deep love for trees. As the status quo changes, we need to change how we perceive and talk about our religion. Christianity often ignores the actual teachings of Jesus; choosing to exile people who need help, who want to be better or just want to be themselves. I know it is not all Christians but that does not change the people who are being hurt by an outdated form of this religion.
In conclusion, In a world that cuts down Truffula trees faster than it listens to prophets, maybe we deserve the next flood.
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ask-artsy-oncie · 2 years ago
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I was reminded of the time that tumblr tried to make "monster high but with tumblr sexymen", and one of the characters was (obviously) the daughter of the once-ler.
And the funny thing to me about that is that in the canon of the illumination lorax movie, the once-ler is heavily implied to have an estranged daughter. I don't know all the sexymen off the top of my head but I think he might've been one of the only ones referenced in that trend who actually had a daughter in his own canon.
#Stupid shit#I'm gonna provide context in the tags for those who want it but I also like the idea of just leaving it there#Okay so for anyone who wasn't in the fandom: when people say the movie gave us no one to ship the Once-ler with they were LYING#The movie gave the Once-ler no MALE characters to ship him with - thus Oncest started#However - the second most popular Once-ler ship was between him and Norma#(Who - if you haven't seen the movie in a while - is Ted's grandmother who tells him about the Once-ler and how to find and barter with him#This was mostly just a ship born from theory and logical deduction - why does Norma know so much personal info about the Once-ler?#Were they perhaps friends? Lovers? In the past? Where was she in his life and at what points? When did she leave?#And people started making theories and shipping the two - primarily as past lovers. But there was art of them reconnecting for sure.#HOWEVER - this also meant that there was a theory that Ted's mom was also related to the Once-ler#As in - hmm this daughter of a very short fat woman is oddly tall and thin... hmmm#And so the running theory wasn't just that the Once-ler and Norma were once lovers - but that the Once-ler was also Ted's grandfather#Who was entirely estranged from the family due to self-exile and possibly bad blood between him and Norma at some point during his downfall#(I actually do think that it's funny that the Once-ler's youngest design purposefully draws some comparison between him & the Truffula tree#Only for the character theorized to be his daughter to also evoke some Truffula tree imagery in her design)#ANYWAYS that was a theory for about as long as the movie was out - Normaler (the ship) was a thing for as long (if not longer) than Oncest#And was present enough that there were like actively flame wars between the two groups of shippers#Like literally I directly remember this it's so insane to me that no one ever brings this up when talking about the shipping in this fandom#BUT THEN!!!! The Lorax comes out on DVD. The fandom rejoices and everyone takes pictures of themselves buying or holding the DVD.#If you dig far enough and I haven't deleted it yet you might find mine. I was in full cosplay wig and all.#Anyways - we have the movie in HD now!! No more cam rip footage!!!#And now we can take high-quality screenshots that truly show off the detail of the backgrounds in this movie#(The fandom loved to gush about how detailed and well-designed the movie's backgrounds were - that wasn't just a throwaway transition)#Only - what's this?????#In one of the shots at the end of the movie - we very briefly get to see the inside of the Once-ler's lurkim - like the living room#AND THERE - IN THE BACKGROUND - ONLY VISIBLE IN HD#IS A PHOTOGRAPH OF A WOMAN WHO SUSPICIOUSLY HAS THE EXACT SAME SILHOUETTE AS NORMA#Normaler fans rejoice and 'Grandpa Once-ler' theory is accepted into canon (or - more accurately - 'implied canon') by most fans#So yes - for those keeping track - while the evidence wasn't as concrete as it could have been#The Once-ler is implied to have been the father of Ted's mom in the movie
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tpwrtrmnky · 3 months ago
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You really do have to distinguish between the correct and incorrect use cases of specialized language to avoid going down a weird rabbit hole.
Creepy abusive guy who uses therapy speak for manipulation isn't an indictment of therapy speak in its intended usage, where it provides tools to process and improve on thought patterns which are otherwise harmful to the patient.
Weirdo reactionary pseudofeminist who thinks turning a penis into a vagina is a reification of patriarchy because their "boundaries" extend into strangers' bodies is not an argument against the correct application of feminist theory.
Guy who thinks "amab = penis" and "afab = uterus" and spins bioessentialist nonsense from that starting point only makes it more important to center that birth gender assignment is a political and social power structure rather than an accurate reflection of biology.
When you're in obscure online spaces a lot it's probable that you'll see misuse of terms more than you see the correct usage just because you have a higher rate of encounters with malicious and/or clueless people. That does not mean the terms are bad, it means you're on the website that made the skinny capitalist guy from the Lorax movie into an avatar of multiversal selfcest through telephone games.
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somewiseouttheree · 1 month ago
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BYLER TUMBLR GUIDE (#3 hehehe)
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Welcome to byler tumblr! You're for sure going to have SO MUCH FUN!
But, if you don't want to get lost here, here are some things you might want to know 😜
Unspoken rules:
-Dont spread byler negativity here
-Always respect people, don't send bad asks if you disagree with a headcanon (as long as the headcanon is appropiate)
-Don't send inappropiate stuff, otherwise, someone will probably tell everyone and you might get blocked by a lot of people!
-Don't steal theories
-Don't start beef (I'm looking at you bylers vs bychances)
Fun fact:
-We're all a hive mind, if someone is having byler doubt, we all have byler doubt, somehow it just happens
Byler tumblr crisis:
-Disrespectful shippers sending asks nonstop
-Lobegate overdose
-Content drought (common)
-BYLER DOUBT
Byler doubt is like a virus, as I said earlier, If someone has, somehow we all have, you will notice when there's one because the vibes of the tag are overall...negative. It happens when:
1- There's not been content for a long time
2- Disrespectful milkvans
3- We had a byler almost confirmation moment and now we have to compensate
What to do in a byler doubt crisis:
-Get out of the tag for at least a few hours, everything will remain calm afterwards
-Watch analysis
-Just do other stuff until it's gone
-Visit @nobylerdoubt
BYLER GATES:
Byler gates are such an inportant thing in this fandom, here's a masterlist. "Gates" is what we call our theories.
There are also satire gates, like, for example:
Lobegate: fake milevens were sending fake asks, so we made up a gate for it, it happens every 2 months aprox, but try not to flood the tag!
Lobegate squad: @somewiseouttheree @clericallyinsane @tripleatechie @hestiascampfire
Lobegate community
Miniongate: Mike and Will turn into minions in s5, yep, I know
Part of miniongate squad: @4rielle @somesaintiam @bmissyb @bonskidin64 @theresa-thegalwhocriedrizz
Miniongate comminuty
Australiagate: It includes chancegate (Will getting together with a random dude named chance) So it consists on Will moving with chance to Australia
Iconic moments on byler tumblr history:
-Scriptgate
-Footballgate (😭)
-Civil byler-bychance war
-Creation of miniongate
-Bald Mike
Now it's time for the tags! Here is some of the people that make this place as cool as it is:
Byler artists: @kidovna @hazaddd1223 @tupanaraul @thai-09 @diornies @taeiris @furimmer96arts @hawkinsoutcasts
Byler analists: @miwiheroes @gayofthefae @bylertruth3r @thewisewill80sbyers @boyfriendsmalec
Youtube icons: @teambyler @eddiemunsonbrainrot @cloudycleric @elephantshoetoo @pinksmonkey
Byler lawyer: @teambyler
Hispanic bylers: @tupanaraul @sofixt0k @brujadejunio
Some of the divas here (I missed a lot of ppl so tell me in the comments) : @willfreakbyers @thewisewill80sbyers @ifistayitwillbedouble @bylertruthr @4rielle @bylerrhugs @lorax-devito @miwiromantics @nymphus-fan-account @hawkinsschoolcounselor @liminalgayhorror @liviesjuno @caitlinpillar @carmenilla @bylersisendgame @yourlocalbadgerscales @kittykat940
Pinterest Icon: @nymphus-fan-account
I hope you enjoy, before you go, here are the communities I made for yall:
BYLER NATION Just scream about anything byler related and have fun
BYLER PROOFS: Share your biggest byler proofs or just read 'em
BYLER GATES: discuss all byler theories <3
Enjoy, fella!
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willow-doodle · 3 months ago
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There's this theory/headcanon I've adopted that sonic is basically the lorax, summoned cus Eggman was effing around with the forces of nature until it retaliated by creating his own worst enemy, also explaining why Sonic is in 20 different prophecies and oddly proficient with all manner of magical earth gems
He's born on Christmas Island cus he's a gift to the world :>
Attempt at coloring below
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punk1nl0v333 · 10 months ago
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★☆about me☆★
a little bit about me, because why not <3
DISCLAIMER: if you know me IRL…. get outta here (unless ur matthew or ashton)
the name is charlie. pronouns are any i guess. i am genderfluid and bisexual. scenemo? a wee bit goth? I AM A MINOR.
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movies ~ call me by your name, dead poets society, la la land, mean girls, princess and the frog, adult world, megamind, the lorax, the perks of being a wallflower, paper towns, TASM, ITSV/ATSV, deadpool 1&2, coraline, paranorman, hocus pocus, beetlejuice, boxtrolls, kubo and the two strings, the red turtle, scream, then came you (2018), senseless, SLC punk, tangled, my little pony equestria girls/rainbow rocks/friendship games/legend of everfree, big time movie, ferris bueler’s day off, heathers, bill and ted’s excellent adventure, say anything, the proposal
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tv shows ~ american horror story, community, how i met your mother, big bang theory, school spirits, new girl, rick and morty, brooklyn 99, modern family, AHS. (but i already mentioned that), adventure time, sugar rush (can’t lie it slaps), schitts creek, bojack horseman
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books ~ the perks of being a wallflower, the bell jar, paper towns, the obsession, want to go private?, girl stolen, gone girl, call me by your name, to kill a mockingbird, the tempest, catcher in the rye, around the world in 80 days, percy jackson series
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people i will write about ~ evan peters (and his characters), sam golbach, colby brock, carrington bornstein, jake webber, johnnie guilbert, tyler/hansumfella, milo manheim (and his characters), percy jackson (book/logan lerman version), charlie kelmeckis, matt/chris sturniolo, nick sturniolo (strictly platonic), tara yummy, and others if they come up
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im not comfortable writing mlm, or trans!fem reader, as an afab person i don’t think i can get the proper perspective and it doesn’t feel like my place to write that. gn!reader and fem!reader are always the table, however
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i will add onto this if anything comes up and i hope you enjoy my future work :)
love always,
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dear-alex-chill · 1 year ago
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I know Onecest (Onceler x Onceler) was a dark time in Tumblr's history, but when it serves as a metaphor, it actually makes a really good point.
Every movie can be viewed through 'critical lenses' or basically, with mindsets. For example, you can watch The Truman Show (1998) with a focus on 'what roles do women play and do they really have power' and quickly come to the conclusion that a society centered around a male (Truman) really holds no place for women (all the women in his life were easily replaced, cast out, or held no real importance besides keeping him there). With this in mind, you can look at the Lorax (2012) with a focus on the relationship between nature and greed, and money and power.
In the Lorax, we see corporate greed, driven by a thirst for power through having more money, repeatedly disrupting natural order. First it happens with the Onceler who cuts down all the truffula trees so he can become rich, then by O'Hare and his monetization of air, and it presumably happens in other situations like the Oakamatic (fake trees). I'm gonna focus on the Onceler in this though.
Throughout the movie, the Onceler serves as a metaphor for capitalism. He starts out innocent enough, like an entrepreneur, just trying to get his work out there. It's within control and no natural order is really being disrupted, just like the intent with capitalism. He's only taking some of the tree's fluff and nothing is getting consumed beyond any means. However, that all changes when greed steps in. Once the Onceler gets greedy and wants to become rich (his descent documented through the song 'How Bad Can I Be?') natural order suddenly becomes sacrificed. Now overconsumption is an issue, he's failing to replant or replace the losses, factories are being built where they shouldn't be. As far as the movie and analogy goes, the Onceler illustrates how quickly capitalism can descend from being an orderly and effective system, to a breeding ground for destruction, therefore tying back to one of the movie's themes: Corporate greed disrupts natural order.
How does this relate to Onecest? Glad you asked. If we establish the Onceler as a symbol/metonymy for capitalism, it's quickly made clear: capitalism can only love itself. This ship originated because the audience was never given anyone plausible to ship the Onceler with at any point in his story (aside from the Lorax but that was beyond cursed both as symbolism and as something to witness). Similar to capitalism, it can't love anything. It does not benefit the young or the old or nature or humans or animals. Capitalism can only realistically love itself, which is why it survives in a society like the USA today.
We can take this a step further. Since Onecest was based around the young Onceler and the slightly older Onceler, one can further this analogy by saying: Those supporting capitalism under the belief that they can make it (young Onceler), love capitalism because of a deep-rooted desire for money (older Onceler). Then ultimately, at the present time of the movie, the Onceler is old and deteriorating, not shipped with anyone, to show that any relationship with capitalism will not end well. He had the money, he had it all, he was a big flashy billionaire but he still ended up alone because his greed went too far. Like a snake eating its own tail, capitalism eventually self-destructs and leaves nothing but memories and scars behind, like the field of dead trees surrounding the old Onceler. Modern capitalism is a breeding ground for exploitation and greed, and often is irreversible. Look at the declining fish populations, the lack of Old and Mature Growth forests, the exploitation of workers in underdeveloped or developing countries, all of it was caused by greed overtaking the concern for natural order - under the ironic guise of Darwin's theory of natural selection (the stronger wins). Just like the Onceler was in his song, the modern understanding of natural selection in relation to capitalism is sorely mistaken, which may indicate that the two do not actually go together.
Ultimately, the Onceler's drive for money and power, at the expense of natural order demonstrates the effects of corporate greed, and his interesting relationship with himself due to the fandom's need to ship actually serves as an amazing metaphor for capitalism.
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lorax-devito · 7 months ago
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HELP 😭🙏
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ellielatinagf · 1 year ago
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Ellie Williams hc <3
I’m a new author. Might not update much but I will when I can! Sfw. Not proofread.Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Ellie would definitely be an iPad kid. She would also get mad when you interrupt her while she’s eating ramen and on part 36 of the Lorax movie on tik tok
She prefers silver jewlary over gold. She might have her ears pierced and put small earrings in them. Definitely has some simple black metal rings
The girl can skate. Not saying she’s the best but she can do some simple cruising. But she tried to do tricks to impress you and ends up with bruises and cuts
Cannot talk to women for the life of her. When you met Ellie you complimented her outfit. She got nervous and wanted to compliment you back but damn you were hot. She ended saying “oh thanks nice elbows!” The poor girl never lived that down
Is a Fortnite god. But one time she was so hyped for the game that when she died at 2nd place she flopped on the couch so hard she broke a couch leg. Jesse was laughing so hard you could hear him through the headset
When she was little she used to put on a hoodie and her hair on her forehead and used to pretend she was a boy. She would take pictures of herself on her little iPhone6. You somehow got the pictures and laugh at them every now and then
Ellie actually keeps her nails neat and clean. She’ll clean then and file them so they’re not too long. She’ll even put on a coat of clear nail hardener. And for some reason it’s actually really hot
Has drafts on tik tok of her trying to do the “one line” challenges and a bunch of other tik tok Games. However she also has some drafts of guitar playing and a couple thirst traps here and there
She’s your personal chauffeur and will call you her passenger princess. She will blast your shared playlist and have one hand on the wheel and the other in your hand. She likes to mess with people so at a red light she will look at the car next to her and go 🤨✌️
Your saved as “babe💋” on her phone and your contact photo is a cute picture of you in front of a statue or piece of art from a museum. Meanwhile her contact name is “smelly ellie” with a silly picture of her tripping or making a funny face
*Smelly Ellie calling*
You: Hey Smellie
Ellie: STAWP🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️
As of her occupation, she might actually be a co owner of a guitar shop that Joel bought. Either that or she might work as a mechanic in Tommy’s shop
She follows NASA on Instagram and liked every picture they post of a new image of a star or planet. She’d also send it to you and spit fun facts about it
Her favorite character on SpongeBob is Patrick. She thinks he’s so underrated and a comedic masterpiece. She watches every episode of the new spinoff “The Patrick Show”
The girl has the weirdest conspiracy theories that sound so weird but she makes them make sense. Like you’ll both be out at a restaurant eating and she’ll start telling you how she thinks the world will end
I don’t know about this one but I think she’d also be interested in the ocean. Marine life is just as cool to her and loves aquarium dates (when she’s not hunting down Abby)
When someone says something dumb on Instagram or Tik tok comments she’ll report them and then forget about it. Then when they reply two weeks later saying the user didn’t violate guidelines she’ll get mad again
I feel like no one talks about high school Ellie enough!! The girl played sports like maybe lacrosse and basketball. Joel was in the stands with her uncle Tommy cheering her on and you were with Dina holding a poster and had made a jersey with her name and number on the back. She was a little embarrassed but loved it
She and Jesse tried to convince Dina to let JJ enter a toddler race for a cash prize of 100 dollars
Sorry if this is so bad omg I’m just starting out but thanks for reading!!! This was fun I’ll definitely do more! Don’t be shy drop some recs!
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