#man. RO of all time

[rosykims]

hes such a girls girl <3

[burning-academia-if]

I had a funny idea for an ask. How would the ROs react to Headmaster Windsor walking in on a first kiss?

Oh my god lol

Rook: The flash of annoyance on his face is nothing close to what he's actually feeling. How many years has he waited to kiss you, only for the worst man on campus to ruin this moment for him. He draws you close to him, almost hiding you from the man's view as he candidly tells him to fuck off.

Beck: He gently pulls away and moves the both of you at an angle where the Headmaster can't see you, but you also can see the flash in his eyes. His voice is casual when he asks what it is he needs, but you can sense something lingering underneath

Rhea: Please save my girl 😭😭 she's jumping away so fast. What an absolutely terrible way to break the news to her dad that you two are into each other. She drags her dad away before he can do anything to you, immediately going into damage control

Zoe: They are mortified and there's almost a sense of shame or embarrassment at being caught in such a vulnerable moment for them. But then they realize who it is and their calm mask slips into place and they consider again how much they hate this school and everyone in it. Especially this man.

Lars: He hates this man and he is not above using magic to shove him back out the door LMAO I think in general he wouldn't put too much emphasis on his first kiss with MC, but I think he'd still he pissed

???: Are you telling me they wouldn't just straight up murder him-

[mcytegg]

i wanna post my yaps abt how the stickler-empire alliance is upheld by hopperclock and dualities friendships alone simply bc the empire only recognizes the sticklers as allies bc of minute and mapiccs individual alliances w jumper and ro—

like even that is tenuous at best bc mapicc doesnt care much for rek or jumper at all to the point that i think that theres most definitely a world where he kills them for a heart or smt if anything if he was caught while crashing tf out

while minute seems to mainly trust and want to work w jumper when given the chance while kind of seeing rek and ro be allies by proxy of them being her teammates. like even w ro offering to take pentars interest in him to help kill mane, minute still sees it as him helping mapicc SPECIFICALLY and not as him helping the empire as a whole (which is most likely true, in his defense!)

but like i cant articulate all of my thoughts and opinions in a satisfying way to MYSELF bc i have much to say and a few examples to help explain what i mean but the yap braincell isnt yap braincelling so all i can do is post this which is like...basically my yaps but on sale. discounted. not at full value.

[nadiajustbe]

Revisiting Bartimaeus tag first time in two years feels like coming home from a long journey tbh. Like, time pass by, and all the same faces will still be making memes and and laughing about similar scenes and all of this is so precision and something never changes and I love this sm I cannot describe this in words.

[hadthatdreamagain]

Only ship things if it's funny btw, don't care how much sexual tension they have if they dont play off eachother Its a no from me

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

fucked up ship bingo.... i feel like you've finished dunmeshi? so i will say. farcille!!!! & also tidalwave :]

i have not actually finished dunmeshi yet !!!! im still relatively close 2 the beginning actually, i took a break from reading it to go hardcore finishing moby dick (which i still have not done yet. you might even call it. my white wha *gets shot*)

I have a lot of feelings about farcille though <3

ALSO FUCK YES THANK U FOR SAYING TIDALWAVE I WAS LITERALLYYYYY THINKING ABT THEM WHEN I RBED THIS

i dont actually want them to kill each other but theyve definitely tried to before so i had to include that one. actually i also should've added the vampire bat one. im not sorry for being a tidalwave enjoyer it WILL happen again. worlds worst divorced single fathers. i think tide should visit him in prison

[snobwhimsicalityy]

hello ch at

[undeadunearth]

feeling very pierre bezuhkov coded as i sit here looking at all the work i’ve accomplished in the past and the nothing i’ve done this semester, holding my head in my hands and sighing. yeah man, i used to be better, i used to be better, i used to be better.

[du-hjarta-skulblaka]

Hnnngngnngg period started were outta toilet roll I ate a pasty a d a bag of chips yesterday and I'm Hungry but feel too naseus to eat. Great start

[sneeg-snag]

put “lust for a vampyr” on repeat. everyone who knows me irl who’s looking at my airbuds is like “this bitch is a parody of herself”

[estbela]

I can't decide if Bulgaria would be really smooth and suave, or say the cheesiest pick up lines possible while flirting. Maybe both.

...I was curious and googled "cheesy pick up lines" and I'm cackling and imagining Bulgaria saying these to Romania and Serbia.

[novaraptorus]

you jnkw whag rbey sag! "noooo dint fjkinvg do tbag please"

[alibrandi]

just finished my very first full watch of tng. 7 seasons in 8 weeks, 3 eps per night on average. how shall i live without worf???

[mako-island-moon-pool]

I really do deserve a fucking apology for all the times my friends and family valued strangers on the internet and their opinions more than me

How am I supposed to be just fine with being ignored for years and years or bullied for openly liking what I like, only for those same fucking people to then turn around YEARS LATER, AFTER THE DAMAGE WAS ALREADY DONE, and be like "actually this is cool, so glad I found it" while still ignoring me. Why am I not allowed to be fucking pissed about it? Why is it considered ""gatekeepy"" when I get upset someone who deliberately ignored me for years and insulted the shit I enjoy when I asked them to get into it cuz I thought they'd like it suddenly finds interest in it because it got popular online, not because I'd been begging them to give it a chance and to listen to me for years???? Why is that not allowed????? THAT'S SUCH AN ASSHOLE MOVE, WHY IS IT 'NOT OKAY' TO BE MAD? WHY DON'T THEY GROW A SPINE AND APOLOGIZE FOR DISMISSING ME FIRST? HOW ABOUT THAT?????

[muttsona]

i hope i die, you broke my heart

[10moonymhrivertam]

Also remember how literally everything Sherlock talked himself through in the near-death-dream got subverted for Mary’s actual death? So there was a not insignificant chunk of people expecting her to come back again?

I mentioned this in the tags but yknow what I’m bringing it up to the body so forgive me repeating myself

Remember how 4.3 aired early somewhere (German dub? Russian?) and tumblr was kinda dead set that it was a red herring episode? Silly Internet this way everyone knows it’s not a real leak cuz it’s just so bad-type attitude. And then we got the same thing in English. And there was STILL a conspiracy theory about a fourth episode?

Also. Was gonna put this in the tags but nah it goes in the body too.

Can’t believe you didn’t even mention John beating Sherlock up in 4.2. That felt so brutal to me. But I guess it was controversial at the time whether that was in-character or fucked up? That with the grief and the repressed frustration of their whole friendship it made sense? Idk I just hated it being pained as fine as a whump-enjoyer who never got emotional resolution on the s3 torture. And. Yknow. That recent bullet wound thing.

John’s grief was really controversial in general. I know my bestie and I were. Very Unkind about Martin’s choice of noise to express John’s grief. Like I know irl grief happens all kinds of ways. But my dude. You had to choose that mooing noise? On top of the direct textual contradictions to Sherlock’s near death, it made it incredibly hard to take seriously.

Every so often, I remember that like 80% of Tumblr (myself included) was completely enraptured by a show where the big twist was that the main character forgot his childhood friend was murdered by his sister, and for some reason only remembers his childhood friend ever existing as a dog.