#mf and ramirez

[shadow0-1]

kit check

[lonelylozer]

[tfatwsbarnes]

danny ramirez has got to be one of thee FIIIIINEST mfs on this planet

[bellewintersroe]

Would you please write a headcanon for Malarkey, Babe, Chuck, Shifty, Liebgott, Winters (and anyone else you'd like to do) about them seeing you dressed "like a girl" for the first time. I mean all pin up looking and everything (tastefully of course though). Maybe you had to wear army fatigues just like the rest of the guys (and of course no makeup or ability to do your hair or wash everyday) and that's the only way they've really ever seen you. But you finally get the chance to really dress up for once (you're a girly girl). I'd love to know what you see their reactions being.

Oooooo being a girly girl myself I LOVE this concept!! Easy Boys x Reader - how they react to you dressed up.

Don Malarkey:

Normally Don would just muck around with you, he’d think you’re beautiful either way but he feels comfortable with you to joke around like he would similar to how he is with the guys.

so when you walk into that pub one day all dressed up like one of those pin up girls he’d seen in the magazines? Good lord-

Eyes pop out of his head fr.

double takes- cos he’s so mf stunned like- it ignites something deep inside of his body and every single inch of his body is on fire.

I feel like he’d sorta look at you differently when you’re having a conversation, like he’d be smiling and blushing- I think he’d be stammering, maybe he couldn’t hold eye contact as often?

like he’d suddenly stop throwing jokes in your direction and actually engages in a more quieter and normal? Conversation. Like you’d probably be so confused until one of your friends tells you why you’re so nervous.

unlike the other guys, I don’t think he’d make a move, not that night anyway. He’d probably be too nervous. I think after that he’d be a little more nervous around you, maybe he’d be fearful some other guy has swooped you up before he could??? Babe Heffron:

I feel like Babes reaction would depend on if he’s had a few to drink or not. But let’s say he’s sober?? We’ll set the scene in Austria, you finally have access to pretty clothes and makeup again- which you missed so dearly throughout the war.

slowly you’re doing yourself up again, getting used to being around the men all dressed up- I think it would be super nerve wracking.

Ofc all the men notice cos their jaws are on the floor, but Babe’s mind is lost. He knows that he feels the strongest out of all of these guys, you took such good care of him in Bastogne and his soft spot for you becomes well- a big fat crush that he can no longer hide.

He takes some hyping up from Ramirez and whoever else before he scurries up besides you, walking as smoothly at he can, looking all handsome in his uniform.

“Hey y/n.”

“oh hey, Babe!”

“you look real pretty y’know.”

then it would be your turn to be a blushing mess, he’s grinning towards you with a sparkle in his eyes, and although he’s nervous the genuine desire and longing for you is obvious.

“Thank you, Babe! You look real good in your uniform too.” He doesn’t expect you to throw a compliment back so for a second he’s turned away from you with a shit eating grin on his face.

“Yeah well, ya’ hair looks real nice too.” The boys deffo told him to compliment your hair and your eyes- and that’s what script he sticks to at first before growing enough confidence to genuinely compliment everywhere else on your face (and body??)

Ur bum looks real good in the dress you were, and if Babe thought you were beautiful in your army fatigues, oh my goddddddd-

Babes just a sucker, he often looks stunned and in awe of you- because that’s what he would be, real complimentary to the point you have no option but to just kiss him.

plus at the end of the night when you two have spent some time together, he loves to twist his finger through the loosened curls in your hair.

Chuck Grant:

Probs one of the men that giggles and woops at you when you walk into the small pub the troops have taken over in Holland.

ofc it’s all fun and games they’re ur friends and by no means are objectifying you.

but anyway Chuck is all amused at first, but his smile slowly fades when he feels the fluttering of his heart and stomach and oh fuck- he’s in love with you.

he knew it before, but now seeing the way all these men are looking at you in your pretty dress with your hair and makeup all done- noooo, he has to make you his there and then.

“Later, suckers.” He’d take a last swig of his drink before carrying it in his hand, sliding away from the table and approaching you. At first he’s oozing with confidence, hyped up from his cheering friends, but when he actually gets close and sees your red painted lips smiling up to him he’s a gonner.

“Uh hey… can I sit?” He awkwardly spokes, it’s a little funny but you’d find him so cute and ofc he’s fucking handsome asf so you oblige.

Accidentally stares in awe when you’re topping your lipstick up.

“You want some?” You’d tease and his lips would pull into a charming smile. “Yeah, but not from the stick.”

oooo the flirtation would be on the second he gets a little buzzed from the alcohol, you’re clearly flirting back and not to sound rude because it’s obviously consensual- but Grant can’t keep his hands to himself.

seriously he’s never seen your body so…. Tight? Like your outfit is still modest but hugging you in all the right places, if you move onto his lap at some point in the night he’ll probs get a boner.

deffo goes back to his bed that night with a smirk and red lipstick stains everywhere.

Shifty Powers:

Ugh shifty, shifty, shifty, where do I start?

yeah he’s super respectful and sweet, we all know that, but he deffo has a smart side to him. Let me explain.

when you walk into that ‘pub’ in Austria, all dolled up, he’s smirking and hiding behind his cup, eyes roaming a little too far down your body than he intends to.

he’s love struck, like he already knew you were the most beautiful thing on this planet, but now you’re a god damn Angel.

but when you’d come to sit with him out of all the other guys, again, he’d be smirking behind his pint glass.

“Y’know you look real beautiful, Y/n.” He’d give you the most genuine and kind compliment you’ve received all night, he’d hook his arm around yours to walk you somewhere, ugh he’d probably come across really calm??

I do think Shifty would be sweatinggggg, like boy he’s nervous on the inside, and when you clasp your hand with his he’s gulping.

not to sound crude, but he probably hasn’t seen a woman in a while, not one as amazing as you- so he gets a little hot and bothered when your hand runs over his shoulder.

he’s not one to be too forward, I think he’d be more traditional so he wouldn’t necessarily make a move on you- but he’d tell you how he feels there and then.

being honest he wants you soooooo bad, he feels the ache in his chest even just glancing at you. Plus, Shifty can tell you’re glowing both inside and out, he’d probably pick up on that and make you swoon like you’ve never before.

Joe Liebgott

Listen Joe has been knowing ur attractive for a realllllll long time. Like im talking since Toccoa and all.

But nothing comes of it so he treats you like his little sister, like similar to Malarkey he’d joke around with you, ruffle your hair- he likes that you’re not afraid to get dirty and have a little fun.

like he’d probably rugby tackle you (gently?) because he knows you’re so just down to earth and cool.

so he hold off all the compliments or what not and his flirtation is more through playfulness?? Like you just have a bond and he fucking loves ya- he tells you all the time, but all of a sudden you walk in looking like a fucking pin up model and he gasp- loves you in a way that isn’t so… platonic?

uhhhh Joe’s shifting in his seat, eyes fixated and mouth slightly hung open. Has to tense his jaw and blink away just so nobody see’s him looking like a creep.

doesn’t know how to act around you?? Like he’s acting all nervous and awkward because you’re so fucking beautiful and done up and god, all the men want you in there.

tries to be mean as a form of flirting, but that doesn’t work- it goes badly wrong so he ends up chasing you out of the pub, grabbing at your waist.

“Hey, y/n, slow down. I didn’t mean it like that!” “Then how did you mean it, Joe?! You think I look tacky!” “No I don’t! I really don’t!” He kinda laughs again and you attempt to shrug him off but uhhh he get carried away and the feelings just fall out his mouth. “Truthfully-” “shut up, Joe.” “No, truthfully, I think ya look gorgeous. Like shit doll, I think I’ve fallen in love with ya.”

The admission is only followed by more and more and he blurts out how nervous you made him feel- his ability to express emotion all these years later surprises you and you’d just kiss him so quickly he almost stumbles off his feet.

tells you you should dress up more often like that for him.

Dick Winters:

Ummmmmm probably already with you?? Winters has seen you all dressed up before but after a particular long time of seeing you struggling, he’s in awe to see you looking so radiant and happy.

watches from afar with the most loved up feeling ever, he’s extremely secure in your relationship, yet still oogles in utter awe from you.

has to put up with the other men (they don’t know about your relationship) staring and gawking, he legit has to close Babe’s mouth for him??

but seriously, he just smirks when he sees you laughing at the men’s advances on you cos he knows he’ll be the one in bed with you that night.

and you are ugh- he’s so amazing and can’t get over how perfect you looks, he even asks you to leave the dress on when you’re doing the deed 🙈🙈.

“I’m so glad I’ve got you all to myself.” He’d mutter whilst you’re wrapped up in his arms, hair and makeup slightly frazzled. “Me too, I couldn’t cope for a minute longer not speaking to you out there.” “And all of them gawking at you… I mean who can blame them, you look absolutely beautiful.” Lewis Nixon:

Ummm what the fuck? He’s amazed? Jaw is dropped and he has to put his glass to one side whilst Dick pushes his jaw closed for him.

“is that Y/n?” He’d squint, “as in our Y/n?”

wastes no time in getting to know you and sit besides you, it’s not like you two haven’t talked before, but you’ve never really been close or had the chance to be. Now, the war in Europe is over and Lew is divorced, it opens new opportunities- hence why he comes and speaks to you.

a little Dutch courage never did no harm, and in Lewis’ case it began a beautiful relationship. But holy fuck- he’s in complete shock at how beautiful you are, your hairs pinned up to perfection, your makeup is highlighting every feature of your face so perfectly.

you should best believe that your lipstick will be smudged over his thumb and lips later that evening, cos Lewis isn’t one to waste any time…

[ruegoreos]

Hii!! That's so cool you wanna write little blurbs for the oi charas 💕💕

I'm sending ideas as soon as I can coherently express them😆❤️

In the meantime, who are your favorites and why? If you don't mind ❤️

hey nony!

aw thank you, im finally getting back into writing, even if it is just short little blurbs😊

and no worries or pressure about sending anything, please!💕💕

and as for my favorite characters?? oh boyyyyy😈 i have several because oscar is such a phenomenal actor, so i apologize in advance

in no particular order....

lets kick it off with Laurent Leclaire, as he is my current hyperfixation inside of a hyperfixation (oscar isaac). he's such a incredibly complicated character, depending on your perspective of the movie, he can be the, for lack of better words, "villian", or the victim. i already made a post about this, so i won't go on for too long. also he's incredibly hot and THOSE CURLS NNNGHHHHHH

next is Shiv. My baby, my pookie, my little russian cowboy(save a horse). just a warning, most of these characters are gonna be my favorites because "they're baby" so just prepare for that. anyway i find shiv impossibly endearing, he just screams comfort (man got beat up so often) and i love his red jacket. his visual aesthetic is so pleasing💕💕

Marc Spector. Okay I could go onnnnnn and onnnnnn and onnnnnnnnnn about why i love marc and the depth and complexity that the brilliant oscar isaac was able to preform while playing him, but i won't so i'll just scratch the surface. marcs whole existence just oozes of angst and i fucking love it. i also really wanna peg him

Bud Cooper. no words except THIS SLICK ASS MF NEEDS TO GET HIS SLEAZY ASS BITCH SLAPPED UNTIL HE LEARNS THE FUCK TO OBEY

Poe Dameron. @distracted-milkshake ...

Victoriano Ramirez. Okay i know this was a real dude, dont come after me, but im SOLELY speaking of OSCAR ISAACS movie depiction when i say SAVE A HORSE RIDE A-

thank you sm for the wonderful ask! i very much enjoyed scrolling through my camera roll and picking through which characters spoke to my heart tonight💕

honorable mentions:

[rottennnn]

im gonna start crashing out dude i just wanna see posts abt andrew blaze but mfs cant tag properly 4 the life of them and TAG CASES THAT R NOT INVOLVED WITH WHATEVER THE FUCK THEYRE POSTING ABT GFRYDEHSJGDEBHS

IDC ABT RICHARD RAMIREZ RN I CARE ABT ANDREW!!!!

[jchamphero]

I’m also still shocked Two-Face didn’t keep flipping the coin until he was able to shoot Ramirez. She got Rachel killed and was a major catalyst for shit turning sideways. All she got was a knock on the head and that was it. Lucky…

(She even argues with Batman about contaminating a crime scene like I know you aren’t talkin you dirty mf!)

[thechosenkwan]

"Baseball is boring" mfs when I show them the video of Jose Ramirez beating the shit out of Tim Anderson

[shadow0-1]

send for me

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[whokilledjoanne]

my thoughts abt richard ramirez

he wasn't a serial killer who kills for his own pleasure. he was a thief and his crimes were in fact robbery. He was skinny and a lot of men can just kill him easily, that's why he often shots dudes. He killed people who fights with him in general, that's why he killed some women, but most of them he rapes because he was a fuckin pervert.

his family abused him, he was def unloved child, that's why he was happy when he gets attention from women in jail. He was like wow im famous, im cool, im "the night stalker" im soo cool and edgy. this mf was sooo corny can we start talking about it

He was fucked up person i know, but he's really very different from ted bundy and jeffrey dahmer

i mean, of course robbery and all that but i think he definetly got pleasure from killing and raping. and about everything else, youre totally right. shooting the ones that are bigger or stronger than him and then abusing the "weaker" is really "smart" of him. and yeah, he most likely enjoyed the attention, all the nudes women send him and the letters etc.. maybe he couldve even enjoyed that people feared him? he probably felt in control and thats what most serial killers enjoy and crave the most.

so yeah, i agree

edit: andddd him being abused probably fucked his brain up. sleeping at the cementary? and the fact that he only person he trusted and felt safe with, was indeed a rapist (that showed richard the pics or tapes of his victims) and killed his WIFE (i think) in front of richard? like come on

[lonelylozer]

[bellsofficialbalaclava]

[SPOILERS FOR CAMPAIGN] my opinions on modern warfare 2 (2009):

shephard's first speech sounds so much like edgy 14 year old ranting about how "nobody understands" that i was hurting from cringe for a moment

this was my FIRST TIME, believe it or not, playing a cod game. first time ever and it was in 2024.

i played on "recruit" difficulty. yes you're allowed to point and laugh. this was my FIRST TIME i didn't know the controls for the MAJORITY OF THE GAME !! I HAD TO FIGURE THINGS OUT ALONG THE WAY I HAD NO IDEA WHAT I WAS DOING MOST OF THE TIME !!

game had me feeling like i was looking like this the entire time while playing

the characters were genuinely interesting. end takeaway is that my favourite characters are original (09) Price, Ramirez, and Roach. i'm so sad the latter 2 never appear in another game i'd literally sell my FULL liver to see more from their points of view :((

ROACH DESERVED BETTER. I KNEW WHAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN TO HIM BUT I'M STILL FUCKING SAD.

again for the difficulty part I GET IT. I PLAYED ON NOOB MODE. BECAUSE I AM ONE. i know realistically no one will comment on this post and no one will comment on that but i KNOW some of yall are thinking it in your heads at least

mfw i can play cod on recruit without some mf yapping about how it's too easy and how stupid i am for not knowing controls:

the story and characters had WAYY more emotion than i expected, they were genuinely human. soap, despite his gruff demeanor, actually cared a shit ton about his teammates and the pure ANGER he had in his voice when he heard they were KIA is immeasurable. he was full of HATRED. it wasn't something he could brush off he was practically having smoke come out of his ears i could hear it

i was on the edge of my seat practically the entire game. i LOVED the dramatic cutscenes and THAT SCENE WHERE ROACH FELL OUT OF THE HELICOPTER?? THAT SCENE WHERE PRICE RECOGNISES SOAP JUST FROM HIS VOICE??

i genuinely felt like i was watching a very intense thought out movie and not playing a first person shooter. this is GOOD.

i hyperfixated on it the entire time i was playing. it was all i could think about AS I WAS GOING TO SLEEP. AS I WAS JUST WAKING UP. "urgh.. need,, to finish,, cod campaign..."

end review:

will i be playing cod mw3 (2011)? abso fucking lutely. i've downloaded it and am currently starting that campaign too.

[whore-zier]

redoing this cringe ass post from 2020 because this is actually so repulsive like wtf

I AM SEVENTEEN YEARS OLD‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ YES I WAS 13-14 WHEN I ORIGINALLY MADE THIS LET A GIRL LIVE

Jason Grace: 7/10. blonde + glasses = me going insane and due to the existence of Valgrace i think my weird and off-putting energy would be enticing to him

Piper McLean: 4/10. she friendzones me less than 5 minutes after meeting me and i never recover

Leo Valdez: 0/10. that is a gay man. and also he reminds me of me and i do not like that.

Percy Jackson: obviously with Annabeth existing, 0/10.

Annabeth Chase: 0/10 PERIOD. we would be besties though 🤞

Frank Zhang: 0/10 because the fact he was into Hazel and also was mean to Leo before Leo even did anything to him makes me not like him very much. y'all call jason boring but look at this mf bruh

Hazel Levesque: 0/10. that is a baby.

Reyna Ramirez-Arellano: 2/10. like yeah, i think it could happen but only under very specific circumstances

Thalia Grace: 8/10 actually, if she wasn't a hunter. i wanna smoke weed with her

Calypso: WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS THE PEDO ON HERE???? I GAVE HER A TEN?????? 14 YEAR OLD MOIRA WHAT THE FLIP

Nico diAngelo: 0/10. that is a gay baby.

Will Solace: 0/10 i am ruffling his hair and calling him buddy as we speak

Octavian: .........8/10 i love pathetic men i'm so sorry

rating HoO characters based on how likely I am to make out with them

Jason: 6/10 

He’s really cute, but he’s more the kind of guy I would want to be my big brother, not someone I would like romantically.

Piper: 10/10

I love this woman. 100% my type. she’s a pretty girl with a knife, and the charmspeak thing????? just- god I’m gay

Leo: 1000000000/10

YES. MARRY ME SARCASTIC FIRE BOY. I  LOVE YOU. HE DRINKS HIS RESPECT WOMEN JUICE . HE HAS A GOD TEIR SENSE OF HOUMOR. I NEED HIM IN MY LIFE.

Percy: 8/10

He’s cute but I don’t want Annabeth mad at me. I probably would though, but only if i knew Annabeth wouldn’t mind. that’s all. I’m scared and in awe of her.

Annabeth: 9/10

again, a pretty girl with a knife. but I wouldn’t want Percy mad at me lmao. Again, only if Percy wouldn’t mind. Actually, that applies to most of these characters. only if their canon pairings wouldn’t care.

Frank: 4/10

I love him, but hes definitely not my type. I see him as more of a “ I want you to be my guy best friend, where we just enjoy each others company without any romantic or sexual tension” kind of guy, you know?

Hazel: 7/10

super cute. if I were on the Argo II I would probably have a crush on her. I want to hold her hand while window shopping. But I think she would be more of a really close friend that I had a huge crush on for a while, then got over eventually.

Reyna: 8/10

guys. please don’t get me wrong. i’m so gay for her. i would both kill and die for her.  im sweating. she has a knife. she can pole vault using a spear. shes a warrior. but i lack the courage i would need to actually make a move. she woulld need to kiss me first.

Thalia: 10000000000000/10

SHE’S A SARCASTIC BISEXUAL ALT GIRL WITH BLACK HAIR AND EYELINER. THERE’S NO QUESTION HERE. I OBVIOUSLY WOULD. AND IT WOULD BE AMAZING.

Calypso: 10/10

a cottagecore LITERAL GODDESS. YES. I LOVE HER.

Nico: 1/10

I love him so much, but hes gay as shit and I respect that. I seriously debated even putting him on here but I think people would be upset if I didn’t.

Will: 8/10

Hes pansexual in my mind so I didn’t have a problem putting him on here. hes really frickin cute and attractive but again, I would only want him as a friend.

Otavian: -1000000000/10

I FUCKING HATE HIM. I WOULNT MAKE OUT WITH HIM IF WAS BEING TORTURED TO DO SO. HE MAKES ME WANT TO VOMIT. 

anyway lmk if you want a part 2 lmao :)

[thaliasthunder]

apollo: *in deadly quest* guys dont leave me alone they always kill the blonde, the handsome or the queer in horror movies and im literally the 3 of them

[fishareglorious]

Girl, I think taking pictures of yourself with the things you steal might be a tad bit incriminating.

“Unpredictable imagination”? Hmm, I think she might have something to do with that ruined security company Iverson mentioned.

Oh. OHHHH. The head of Ramirez was her dad, isn’t it? My condolences then.

Yeah Ramirez’s head was her dad. Huh.

I guess going by the book and literally writing down all possible security scenarios in your robots means someone is completely able to memorize it to find loopholes and bypass the robots, as what Melania did earlier. Good on her, I guess?

Oh my god the police are cracking down on Regulus

And this mf is here reading the newspaper. Queen shit.

Do you really think a hippie would be a leader of a security company that’s fixated on its strict and rigid principles. Reg.

💀

I can’t wait to see how everything goes down on the Rimet Cup exhibition. Everyone has their own agendas and its goes to be fucking insane once they all mash together.

I will also remind you the dog will also a big role here.

Doing the silly event here on my laptop. Damn my device is not really meant for games it is slow as hell.

Okay this minigame deeply reminds me of the sneak ones in Guardian Tales. Pushing stuff around and trying not to get caught. Is it just me?

Finished this section. I am genuinely not used to keyboards when playing so I fumbled a lot when it comes to the timing of things, and misclicked so many times and walk straight into a spotlight or pushed a case into the wrong spot.

Thank god for the undo button.

[kapi-tanka]

i WOULD smooch Ovidio on the lips, thank you and Goodnight (more seriously I loved the different symbolism for your couriers!!)

i really appreciate it but sorry. it’s a very bad decision 😔 he doesn’t deserve you