#mod beef

[knees-mean-nothing]

[alanide-arts]

I like your TES characters. Prithee, tell me about your cat bard.

I can't list his whole deal since I'm still kinda in the process of writing him (and learning about TES lore in general) BUT!! Some fun facts:

His actual name is Vessa-ri. He changed the spelling into Vessali claiming that it rolls better in composition and rhyme

He likes pushing other people's buttons via song, especially those in ranks. He sings about politics, rumors that can spiral into a scandal, and vague events that have yet to happen. Pretty sure he has pissed off some Jarl's entire court or two but nobody can put his face properly in wanted posters since he actively uses some sort of illusion spell to make sure no two people can remember him correctly.

He's a Hermaeus Mora devout, and the bag he constantly carries actually contains a black book. None of his companions know about that though (At least, not yet. They will sometime in the main questline). His trips to Apocrypha are also the reason why his songs, both as warning and as recipes for discord, hint specific events that haven't happened yet.

He claims that he fights like a rogue (and he does) but somehow, he can cast master-level spells.

Teldryn has one-sided beef with him. That old dunmer thinks that the guy is a bit too suspicious, like he's constantly hiding something.

[kibby-reaper]

words from her majesty's most honorable privy council probably

- mod kibby

[itmeanssomething]

Alright. Lets discuss the reason why this is silly. 🤓

In game, Sunny only starts with 30 dollars in his pocket the first day. 20 of that money goes towards buying Kel Hero's gift because hes a thief.

So, that left Sunny with 10 dollars. And, wouldn't you know, the only food available to cats in game is fish. How much do fish cost? 10. Dollars.

In our play through, Lillie, I used Sunny's last 10 dollars so I could only feed ONE CAT. Which was ALL I COULD AFFORD TO DO.

-💛

sigh, ok gang, there's smth we need to address

mod abby does NOT care about the cats in faraway ❌ which i think is very toxic and mean of her.

she fed ONLY ONE which i think is picking favorites and it makes the other cats sad

- 😺

[royalarchivist]

Fit: You know, just be kind to each other folks, be kind to each other. Don't be dickheads.

[the-daily-male]

Today's daily male is Evbo from Parkour Civilization!

for @permafrost7767

[hmshermitcraft]

Keralis brings Beef and xB into the void.

Beef has a space suit adjacent thing on, xB has the same thing but there's water in the helmet.

They can never stay long in the void, always either Beef running out of oxygen or xB's water lacking oxygen, but Keralis loves spending what time they have together in the void.

(Bonus: xB tried to take Keralis and Beef into the ocean, but Beef can't stand the feeling of the pressure, and Keralis dissociates a lot. They stopped going underwater after a while.)

They try to make up for it by bringing the 'ocean' home for xB. A large aquarium (very well cared for, they did their research), the interlaced curling lights waving across the ceiling, the powerful quietness.

It isn't the ocean, but it means the world to xB. Kinda makes Beef jealous he doesn't have a fun place to show off (Keralis and xB would both argue the farm is super cool and they love it.)

[l1v1ng-d34d-th1ng]

You ever met Shakala? Thooooughts? 👀

ooh i remember that guy! yeah, he was actually the first person i saw when i died! he helped me a lot, getting used to being a ghost and all…

he also pranked me a few times… always friggin got me…

[pluralquotebook]

❔: apparently there's still prepackaged sandwiches with. whatsitcalled. unbelievable beef. inconceivable beef. whatever.

🐝💝

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[hermidetta]

♡ 🐀

no longer accepting / the apothecary hikikomori diaries

●○○○○ | ATTRACTION ●●●●○ | AFFECTION ●●●●○ | INTEREST ●●●○○ | LOYALTY ●●●○○ | TRUST

LOW | ●●●●● | HIGH NEGATIVE ● | ● POSITIVE

Just thinking about him gives Bernie the chills! How'd he know about the rats that kidnapped me?! He—he knew, didn't he? He must have! He calls me Rat Princess! What if he was behind all of it?! But when he threw one of his squeaky subjects at me, it was all terrified of him... Ugh, I don't know anymore!

About Griss: Attraction

... Ew...

About Griss: Trust?

Well... he was the only one who agreed with what I said during that strategy meeting. Someone actually thought Bernie was right. Isn't that sad? He's officially done that more times than my father. Which is just sad.

But don't get me wrong! He's still terrifying! And needs to put on a shirt already! Wh-why are his— they're just out like that, on purpose? Really? Think of the children! It doesn't matter how defined they are!

[eachuisge-cc]

I almost regret making a Bruma patch at all because all it does is give everyone and their dog an opening to ask me if I'll put the generic barb/warmblood looking model in skyrim which is the exact opposite of why I even made the mod

[kibby-reaper]

harrison gray route in a nutshell

- mod kibby

[luciferhatesalastor]

“Hello and good morning, Mr Morningstar. I’m Cass from PentiCrime, Pentagram City’s best True Crime podcast. What’s your comment on the theories that Radio Demon Alastor is taking his daddy issues out on you?”

- @podcass-demon

It sounds like the most accurate thing I’ve heard about him.

or maybe… just maybe… he’s mad because you both have a cane… sorry i had to reference that one video ifykyk

[soraka-in-warhammer40k]

Weird stories from the "da hell are they doing over there" category : there's a guy over at r/grimdank who got told by a large number of people in a clear fashion that "fetish-depiction of sexual assault or the implication thereof is bad and we don't want to see that here" and then reacted to that by spamming a dozen posts about how "this is grimdark you pussies" as if sexual violence ever had any sort load-bearing capacity to the dread and gloom of the setting and acting like this was some sort of rightous crusade.

Let's me rephrase that: a guy is throwing a tantrum because he wants more sexual assault in his 40k content. Does not realize why people find that disgusting and why he keeps getting downvoted and just keeps going. Luckily the general reaction to this is people telling him to fuck off.

Definetly not beating the "socially inept" allegations holy shit. How little social intelligence does one need to have to step into a public space, take out a megaphone, and demand stuff like that?

[daily-ron-fnf]

Day 244

In parkour civilization, no one chooses to jump for the beef.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Dirk: I'm so mentally stable you can park a horse in my brain

Jade: worstie i fear this is not something someone stable would say