#nonbinary jokes

[hometomindandheart]

Original post @nonbinarymemes&more

[disastergay]

person who doesn't use any pronouns call that a no-noun

[ace-in-the-box]

What did the nonbinary miner say when they brought a bag of gold to their friends?

"I got this loot from them/their mines."

[aromanticduck]

Choosing a name

For boys:

For girls:

For nonbinary people:

[rjalker]

I was about to put "it/its and/or skull/skulls" in my header before going, "wait, no...that will confuse people...."

this could be a great setup for a joke like Who's On First.

"What are your pronouns?"

"[pick a random first set]. and/or."

"and/or what?"

"and/or/orself"

"but what comes before orself?"

"and/or"

ect. ect.

[kingcaspian43]

genders hard, i prefer pancakes

[punklibrary]

das Geschlecht? more like das Ge-SCHLECHT! 🤣

[random-thoughts-from-an-autistic]

Random Satirical Thought for the moment

ah, yes, the she/he vs they debate, but have you considered the she/he/they or the more tedious and funnier with rhyming bonus points She, he or non-binary?

(this might have been more funnier in my head)

[a-gay-poptart]

I have found the best ally

Straight and cis people will say that they are allies, but you will NEVER measure up to my dentist.

Me: "Hey, is it ok if I can change my name on my info from [DEADNAME] to Aspen?"

Random woman that I wasn't even talking to in the chair next to me: "Honey, if that's the name you had at birth, [DEADNAME] is your only name."

My dentist, very slowly turning her rolley chair towards the woman: "Shush."

Random woman: "Excuse me?"

Destist: *closes privacy curtain while staring bullets at the lady*

Me: *pissing myself laughing*

My dentist while changing my name in my info (reminder that English is not her first language, she immigrated from Russia): "There, Aspen, you have pretty boy teeth. Smile and make all girls swoon."

Me not having the heart to tell her I'm not transmasc but I'm Agender, and still pissing myself laughing: "Thank you [DENTIST NAME]."

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[nicelxser]

"they should invent a life worth living" I'm trying bro I promise

[myths-and-girls]

Getting top surgery next week and ngl, I think its gonna be a huge weight off my chest

[ambulatoryhoodie]

When asked why I got top surgery:

I have an extensive graphic tee collection and boobs really fuck up the design

I wanted to be a more aerodynamic swimmer

The anime style ‘boing’ sound effect from my tits kept alerting the guards and it was really cutting into my revenue as a jewel thief

Lost them in the war

Pat down my chest then franticly check my pockets and bag. ‘I most have left them at home’

They would bounce at a speed of 379 mph and the sound was getting noise complaints

Commitment to cosplay

Rehomed them for a small fee, just couldn’t take care of them anymore

Wym I never had tits?????

They turned evil and I had to cut them off like Ash (from the evil dead) had to cut his hand off

They just refused to pay rent so I had to have the city evict them

Sold them for computer parts

The vibe was off with them

[ace-in-the-box]

Bernard is the embodiment of nonbinary

[visenyaism]

stop being a terf and laugh at a joke good lord

terfs are literally the loudest and most obnoxious about women needing to be tiny and hairless and dainty and childlike and incapable delicate waifs and cisgender and hyperfeminine (and white) to be “real women” because they are reactionary.

Me saying that I find it unfunny and unacceptable to either make or laugh at girl math girl dinner I’m just a girl jokes where the punchline is that women are all tiny delicate incapable little waif-children because those jokes are reactionary IS me being a buzzkill. I don’t find that reactionary shit funny and I won’t let anyone else around me find it funny either. That punchline and what it communicates about women is especially harmful to trans women and transfemmes. Me being a buzzkill about this is NOT me being a TERF and I think you’re nasty for putting that shit on me.

[rjalker]

If gender is what's in your pants then I'm various native plant seeds.

[l0id-0nline]

Transgender allegory? In my digital circus? It's more likely than you think...

Edit: I know they cannonically use any pronouns, I meant that their relationship with body dysmorphia is not about being trans. They feel uncomfortable in a body that is not theirs, and this narrative is often used by trans people to describe their discomfort with their body. In Zooble's case, they are trapped in a digital avatar. That is why I called it an allegory, since Zooble's dysphoria is not directly about being trans.