#probs just deck him

[mezzmerizd]

so funny thing that happened on twitter-

and erm, i got some help and feedback from more knowledgeable people (@leoincaps) soooo-

Young Emo Tango & Scene Skizz respectively :3

[sillyfudgemonkeys]

I am flipping back and forth between "I can't wait to learn about Roku! :)" and "I'm going to slander this motherfucker so fucking bad his honor will never survive the fucking hit"

Fuck this mfer and fuck fucking Szeto. Wan's the only real Fire Avatar I acknowledge! TT0TT

What did Kyoshi do to deserve being stuck between two prissy little golden spoon in mouth Fire Motherfuckers. Why couldn't one be Wan? She and Wan deserve to hang out!

LEt the homeless Avatars hang out DAMNIT! TT0TT

[spring-lxcked]

on a much lighter note bitch you know william loves halloween

[castielthinkr]

SMOOCHES

op81 x fem!reader cw fluff, established relationship (sorry lily), idk how mclaren works behind the scenes so ts is all made up lol, title will prob change i hate it

summary oscar can't race without his good luck charm notes this is my first time venturing into f1 fics but im manifesting an oscar win later (also i'm classing this as a birthday fic happy early birthday osc!!!)

his ten-minute warning comes from someone he doesn't see at first, along with a question about his teammate's whereabouts (he answers with a shrug - if lando isn't in the garage then he could be just about anywhere). aside from the shrug, he doesn't respond to the poor woman decked out in an orange polo, who repeats herself with a timid, "oscar?" to ensure he's listening. he nods, but his focus is far from the race.

his focus is on you. or, rather, on how he can't find you.

you'd disappeared an hour or two ago, calling back over your shoulder something about grabbing a coffee. he knows you've gone to someone else's hospitality - you're notorious throughout mclaren for hating the coffee they serve. oscar doesn't see how its any different to anything else that's served, but who is he to say anything?

since the two of you had started dating way back when he was in the junior categories, before apline and his f2 days back at prema, you'd always given him a kiss before he raced. it started out innocently, with gentle brushes of your lips against his cheeks, then gradually drifted towards kisses on his lips. occasionally, when he's had a rough time in practice or qualifying, you'll give him a sweet kiss on his forehead.

oscar swears down to lando and zak and the rest of the team and anyone who'll listen, really, that this little tradition of yours brings him good luck. after all, on the odd occasion you can't make it to a race, he tends to bottle.

whether it's a coincidence or not, he doesn't want to risk it. which is why, right now, he's frantically texting you about where you are.

you don't respond 'til the five-minute mark, when he's started asking around the garage in a panic (not really a panic, but as close to one as any of them have ever seen him). his phone dings, then again, and dings for a third time, and his heart soars.

OSC IM SORRY THERE WAS A QUEUE got my coffee, omw back do not sit your ass in that car without me istg

wouldn't dream of it, he responds. you might need to hurry though, they've told me five minutes already

you respond with a simple, dignified, fuck, and appear a minute or so later in the garage. you're panting, a little red in the face, and there's coffee dripping down the side of the paper cup you're holding.

he's never been more relieved to see you.

he asks the person coaxing him towards the car to "just wait, please," and turns towards you. you stop in front of him, breathless and smiling, a sheen on your face from the humidity and your race back to the garage. "made it." he gives you a very oscar smile (the epitome of a polite cat, as his fans say), and squishes your cheeks with his hands as he pulls you in for a kiss.

your lips meet his, and its soft. it's gentle and soft and all very you and oscar, but still somewhat rushed and anxious, with a little adrenaline sprinkled on top. he pulls away first, as he usually does, and grabs his helmet from someone. you help him put it on, slapping the visor down and laughing when he pushes it back up and glares at you.

you place another kiss on the top of his helmet once he's in the car, just for good luck.

[neeeooon]

Can I request Sakura, umemiya, kaiji, and hiragi getting decked in the face because they were distracted aka love at first sight at a terrible time I can see this happening to a lot of first years. Prob not suo or kitty tho

suo 🥰 no i agree lol this is so cute ty!!

when you (unintentionally) distract them during a fight

love at first sight wbk x oblivious gn!reader. fluff, mentions of violence/fighting. might be a little ooc

sakura haruka

-> when sakura saw you rushing across the street to beat the timer, he expected his face to burn the way it usually did around people. it didn’t. instead, something in his chest fluttered, like his heart was trying to break through his ribs and fly straight to you

-> his head snapping to the side reminded him of where he was. a fight. the punch was pathetic, a hail mary from the barely conscious fighter with his collar still held tight in sakura’s grip, but thankfully it brings him back

-> it doesn’t take much longer to get the guy unconscious, and sakura drops him before looking around for you again. you didn’t get too far, but as sakura dares to take a step in your direction, he’s instantly overwhelmed by what he could possibly say

-> he’s lost in thought as he starts in your direction, too distracted as he mouths greetings to himself to realize you came to a stop at another crosswalk, and bumps into you

-> ��shit! i mean, uh, crap? are you okay?” he asks, helping you back into the sidewalk and quickly checking you for injuries. you chuckle at how flustered he looks and wave him off. “i’m good! no worries. lot on your mind?”

-> and his body chooses that moment to flame, turning his entire face so red he has to turn away from you. “n-no! nothing! get home safe from here! bye!” and he’s half-running-half-stomping away, leaving you to laugh by yourself at the strangely cute stranger

umemiya hajime

-> oh. my. god. the world slows down like in a romantic drama when umemiya sees the door to kotoha’s shop open. he can’t help but stare, eyes gradually widening when you walk out with a bright smile as you wave goodbye to kotoha

-> and right when you turn, face moving in his direction, his head snaps to the side with the force of a punch that shouldn’t have taken it out as severely as it did

-> “you shouldn’t lose focus during a fight,” his opponent grumbled, struggling to stand after the beating he received, and umemiya flexed his sore jaw. “you’re right! but i just realized there’s something i have to do. sorry!”

-> instead of knocking the guy out like planned, umemiya pats his shoulder and jogs in the direction he last saw you

-> when he finds you, umemiya walks a few steps ahead of you, turns so that he’s walking backward to face you, and rubs his nape. “mind if i walk you home? there’s been an increase in civilian-targeted violence recently.”

-> you’ve seen him interact warmly with kotoha before and assume he isn’t one of the people causing the civilian-targeted violence. “sure! i’m not too far from here, anyway.” “short walk, then. no worries, i’m umemiya.” “y/n.”

kaji ren

-> kaji swirls the pink lollipop around in his mouth as he dodged blow after blow. his opponent is getting tired, he can tell by the sluggishness in his posture. only a couple more aversions before he can—

-> you walk past, a gentle breeze catching the ends of your hair as the rest is held in place by the chunky headphones over your ears. you’re too immersed in your phone to pay attention to the fight happening in front of you, but you’re far enough away to be out of danger

-> kaji blinks, his focus thrown, and forgets to move out of the way of the fist flying toward his gut

-> it doesn’t pack much punch since his opponent is already tired, but it’s enough to bring him back to the present. kaji’s able to knock the guy out, but his focus is thrown as he props the unconscious student against a street bench

-> he glances around, trying to catch sight on you and your headphones again, but you’re gone

-> kaji doesn’t see you again for a while after that, but your face doesn’t leave his mind. it’s a bit infuriating, as anytime someone with your build walks by, he’s immediately out of focus

-> it isn’t until kaji takes a detour to the convenience store for more candy when he spots you feeding stray cats in an alleyway. unable to find his words, kaji follows you from afar to make sure you get home safe before heading home himself, completely forgetting about the candy

hiragi toma

-> annoying, hiragi mentally grumbled when his opponent grabbed a steel pipe. they’d been using fists only, an unspoken rule in the fight, but the second the guys started losing, he reached for a weapon

-> hiragi caught it when it swung at his head, successfully ripping it from the opponent’s sweaty grip. he jerked to throw it to the side but froze when you accidentally locked eyes

-> you had been cheering him on with your grandparents, who were already prepping food and first aid. it was your first time witnessing a bofurin “fight”, and you gasped when hiragi finally broke eye contact due to a fist punching him in the face

-> “ooh,” everyone sympathetically groaned in unison, but hiragi recovered quickly and knocked the guy on his ass. he rubbed his shoulder and cracked his neck before glancing back once more, hoping to catch your eye again

-> you followed your grandmother’s lead as she approaching him with an ice pack. “toma! have you met my grandchild yet? they haven’t visited us in nearly 10 years!” “grandma!” “they’re looking to move here! and they’re single.” “oh my god.”

[biteyoubiteme]

thoughts about throuple beomjun with soft hearted gf? 😻

more throuple beomjun thoughts

yeonjun x fem!reader x beomgyu

warnings: 🔞!!! throuple/poly relationship, no mxm, hand job, fingering, marking, prob forgot some sorry wc: 0.4k an: don't know if this was exactly what you wanted but it’s what came to mind I hope you enjoy it <33

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Oh how they loved to nap with you, snuggling up until you were tucked so comfortably between the two of them that you couldn't tell who was who. Late nights spent playing card games you specifically kept decks around the apartment to settle arguments with. “No! That's not a rule, you can't just do that! Baby, tell him,” beomgyu would complain pointing accusingly at the hand yeonjun had played. “Don't hate the player or however the saying goes, right baby?” both of them look up at you for answers. You would just pet Beomgyu’s hair, brushing the stands behind his ear, “I'm not too good with the rules but what I do know is that I'm so sleepy and need one or both of you in bed right now,” 

The game is long forgotten as they climb in after you, snuggling in and trying to tug you closer to one or the other. Yeonjun and Beomgyu looking back at each other with that question in their eyes, do you really want to test me right now? Your soft sighs signal a drawl as you drift off to sleep. 

How you would wake up in darkness, half the day gone without realizing you had faded off. Both boys slept soundlessly as you climbed out from between them and to the kitchen to put the kettle on for a quick dinner ramen. Beomgyu finds you yawning, waiting at the counter coming up behind you, and pressing his face into your neck. Neither of you has to say a thing as he presses his bulge against your ass, whining when you reach behind you, hand slipping into his sweatpants to wrap around his hard length. 

It's how yeonjun finds you, slowly rolling your wrist up and down as beomgyu whimpers against you. “Not fair,” he'd mutter slipping between you and the counter, your free hand already reaching for his equally hard cock. 

“I'm sorry jjunie,” his still sleepy head shakes, brushing off the apology before planting kisses up the side of your neck. And right there in the kitchen, still hazy with sleep, you get them off, both of them whimpering as they finish, your hands sticky and needing to be cleaned. 

Yeonjun takes over the cooking and beomgyu preps the bowls and silverware. The three of you sitting in the living room, legs folded, and warm broth filling your belly until you’re right back in bed between them. Both of them return the favor, hands down your shorts, yeonjuns long fingers pumping steadily into your waiting entrance, beomgyu skillfully working your clit, circling, and memorizing the patterns that make you mewl the sweetest. Neither of them stops until you're trembling, hickeys trailing down your neck. Their soft coos of encouragement mix together until the three of you are back to drifting off to sleep. 

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One piece x reader

synopsis ͙ ￫ op characters petnames for you

Established relationship

I wrote ts half cut bare with me 🙂‍↕️

Not proof read

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Monkey D. luffy

Honestly hed prob call you by your name at first, tho later on into your relationship he’ll pick up on the nicknames.

I lowkey think hed say shit like bye/hi pretty dont matter if youre a gentlemen or woman :))))his ass would say that shit

Angelface is a popular one that he uses alot.

Literally those two are the only ones he uses, and only ever says baby when you two are alone.

Roronoa Zoro

Babes or sweetheart in a teasing way when ur being picky with sum, he’ll say sum shit like “alright sweetheart we’ll do it YOUR way”.

Babe likes being simple especially around the crew.

Occasionally uses gorgeous usually says it around sanji to piss him off.

Hes like luffy only ever uses more intimate nicknames like my love/love, doll, honey. When he knows you two are alone, on the deck late at night, or in the crows nest.

Nami

Gorgeous, beautiful / handsome usually adds my and your name whenever she uses those nicknames.

Baby is the most popular out of any nicknames she calls you.

My love when shes really being affectionate, only robin, usopp and zoro, maybe even franky have seen you two being lovey dovey. Usopp and robin ship you guys so hard it’s insane they’re honestly your biggest supporters.

babes/beb occasionally when shes lost in drawing or writing about the islands and weather shes encounter so far.

You two jokingly call each other girlfriend /boyfriend. it is what you guys are but you two like joking around with that little nickname.

Usopp

Pretty girl/handsome is like the norm for you since he says it so much, also loves your reaction to it.

Babe is also a normal occurrence and everyday type thing.

He gets really flustered when he tries using my love, baby, doll and that sort of stuff but if hes not sober or has that sudden confidence boost he’ll say it.

Sometimes says angel face when you two are alone, alone. like off the sunny in an inn or on a walk.

Blackleg Sanji

Yall already know this mf is all over you, and using every nicknames he can think of. But the man has his favourites.

dove, baby, babydoll, sweetheart, my beloved. he says this alot whenever and where ever.

mon amor, mon chéri(my darling) ma chérie(my sweetheart) , mon ange(my angel). Are always used when hes addressing you.

His all time favourite is definitely your name or your nickname. He always says My before saying it, the man literally says it in the softest voice possibly to.

Nico Robin

Dear, dearest are the most used makes her happy she has someone to call hers.

My love is another special one, this makes her giggle when she sees your reaction to her calling you that, which is once in a while but nonetheless you still love it when she says it.

Honey is her favourite it’s sweet and straightforward, it shows you how much she appreciates you, and how much you mean to her.

Sweetheart Is another one she uses a lot. The nickname makes you all smiley and giddy, she just loves seeing you happy.

Franky

Deffo calls you honey. Quite a lot actually also your personal favourite.

My love is a popular one also says it with so much spunk it makes you smile and so happy.

Darling is more one the intimate side but he still says it. He likes it. yk scratch that he loves it.

Baby is another one he likes, the man will alway use this whenever he wants your attention.

Trafalgar D. law 

Love/my love are the two that he likes alot its a lot more intimate then his usually nicknames for you, he likes it bc it shows that youre his.

Angel / angelface is his favourite, literary always says my before addressing you with those nicknames.

when you two are alone which is alot he starts getting a little more bold and starts saying pretty girl / boy , baby.

Whenever you guys are around the crew you two just say your names. But ikkaku knows everything at this point. you two gossip and talk a lot so much, so she knows to not mention anything when the crews being nosy.

Accidentally called you darling in front of the crew, mf immediately left right after and stayed in his office for the remainder of the day. He just outed you guys.

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Im taking requests so send them

My way pooks🙏🏽 also gimme recs on who i should do next

[aqua0pan]

hii | hv a random idea:))

Zoro × reader,zoro and reader used to be gt but broke up(mutual?) a long time ago, somehow the straw hats recruited a new member(reader) while zoro was asleep during the whole situation

Maybe there's prob still some romantic tension between them? I think the both of them would somehow act like an old married couple lol hopefully this gives u some ideas!!

Old married couple? | Roronoa Zoro

A/n: This request was really interesting when I first read it. It took a while because I tried to write it differently but I hope you’ll like it.

CW: fluff/sfw, Ex-boyfriend Zoro, Ex-girlfriend reader, romantic tension, bickering, old married couple energy

Summary: Read Request

To my Masterlist

Zoro cracked one eye open lazily, the sun beating down on him like a relentless, smug enemy. He sat up with a grunt, scratching the back of his head. Something felt…off.

The air had a different energy today. There were way too many voiced, too much laughter. And way too much chaos.

"Oi, why is it so loud?", he grumbled, rolling off his sunbathing spot and storming toward the deck where the rest of the crew was.

The sight that greeted him neatly made him choke. The last thing Rorona Zoro expected when he woke up from a nap was to find his past right in front of him.

You.

You, who he hadn’t seen in years. You, who he used to hold close during colder nights. You, who he’d mutually broke up with.

You were laughing at something Luffy said, your voice carried by the sea breeze. For a second, he thought he was dreaming. You hadn’t chanced much, looking exactly the same and somehow worse but on the best way. More dangerous. More gorgeous.

More you.

"What. The. Hell.", Zoro said flatly.

"Oi, Zoro! You’re awake. Meet out new cremate!" Nami yelled out loud while smiling at you.

New crewmate. New crewmate?? When had that happened?!

"Since when the hell did we recruit them?", he muttered, loud enough for Nami to hear. "While you were snoring like a bear. They’re part of out crew now. Deal with it.", she said and crossed her arms at him.

You stared at his confused but also slightly sour face with amusement. Zoro has changed so much since you two last saw each other.

Zoro felt his eye twitch. "The hell are you doing here?" You shrugged. "Missed me, swordsman?", you teased while sending him a smirk.

"Tch," Zoro looked away, ears faintly pink. "Missed the headaches, maybe." There it was, that tension. It was thick enough to cut with a dull knife. The seats hadn’t filled it, if anything, it crackled between you even stronger.

It was also a nightmare, because even after all this time, just looking at you made his heart stumble. You weren’t better either. His voice, his hair, his eyes. All of him were so much more mature than back in your days together and still, you liked it.

And now you were here, back in his life, looking at him like no time had passed at all.

From behind you, Ussop whispered to Nami. "Are they fighting or flirting?" "Old married couple vibes," Nami sighted dramatically.

You and Zoro somehow got stuck on watch duty together. The silence between you two was heavy, filled with all the words neither of you knew how to start.

Finally, you broke it. "You still sleep with three swords at one, or have you calmed down in your old age?"

Zoro scoffed. "You still hog the blankets?" "You still snore loud enough to wake the dead?" "You still make that annoying squeaky noise when you’re mad?" You glanced at him and he glanced right back.

It was stupid. It was childish. You know that better than anyone else. It was so familiar that you felt your heart ache. But that didn’t last long then you burst out laughing, bright and careless.

"It’s good to see you again, mosshead."

"Yeah, you too, idiot."

The bickering never stopped though. You taking his spot on the Sunny to nap and Zoro grumbling but moving you a bit so you didn’t get sunburned.

Or when you two had sparring matched that somehow ended with both of you breathless on hue ground, refusing to admit who won.

At meal timer you criticize his table manners, while he criticized your lack of manners at all. It was always a mess between you two.

Today, you kept grabbing the seasoning he was reaching for. He kept correcting the way you held your cup. "You gonna spill it, idiot."

And you corrected the way he cut his meat. "You’re supposed to be a swordsman? Pathetic."

That went on for weeks where everyone groaned every time you two bickered. The wanted you two to kiss and get together again after they learned about your past together.

The it happened. It happened after a late-night sparring match, sweaty and laughing. Then, you tripped and Zoro caught you with a grunt, his hands landing on your waist instinctively. Classic.

However, neither of you moved. Your faces were inched apart, you eyes locking with each others. "Still a clumsy idiot.", he muttered, his voice lower than usual. You smirk. "Still an infuriating bastard."

Before either or you could second guess it, he leaned down, your lips crashing together in a messy and heated kiss that spoke more than words could ever do. Your lips moved perfectly together like it used to and you couldn’t deny it anymore. You missed it. You missed him.

Your heart was beating fast in your chest even after you pulled back slightly. Zoro rested his forehead against yours. "I missed this… I won’t let you go this time.", he admitted with a smirk on his lips.

You smiled, soft and happy. "Good," you whispered. "I wasn’t planning on leaving anyway."

In the background:

Ussop, Nami, Luffy, Brook and Sanji were peaking from behind a barrel. "I knew it!", Nami whisper-yelled.

Sanji cried quietly, his hope to win you over gone now. "I hate it… why him?…"

"You owe me 500 berries, Ussop!", Nami said, grinning and dreaming about the money.

"Yohohoho, True romance is eternal!"

[lagerloutfic]

would like to preface this by saying feet are not my thing, but they certainly seem to be someone else's thing. The evidence is compelling. Thank you to @ctimenefic and @latecomersprivilege for the encouragement.

Alex has had exactly one and a half beers but he’s been in the sun all day. He hasn’t touched alcohol since the summer break so it just may have gone to his head. 

He takes a photo to send to Lily of the pristine beach, the perfect weather, his toes wiggling about on his deck chair. Then with a complete disregard for the well-being of every single social media intern at Williams, posts it to his Instagram stories. Giggles as he writes the caption. 

Alex finishes his beer and looks back at his phone. The reactions are coming in so fast the app crashes on him. He turns off notifications for Instagram and settles back into his chair, sweat cooling pleasantly on his chest in the gentle breeze. With the season he’s had he deserves a little fun. 

The Hot Rookie Slagssss group chat buzzes. 

Lando: how much?

Alex: ???

Lando: for feet pics

Alex: you can’t afford it

Lando: mate

Lando: who u drivin for again?

George: Sorry, Why do you want Alex’s feet pics?

Lando: never said i did

George See above.

Lando: just asking like what u charge

Alex: i don’t

Lando: why not?

George: Why are we having this conversation?

Lando: check Alex’s stories

George: Oh God, Alex!!!!

George: Does no one mind you? Does no one tell you off?

Alex: all the time

Lando: HELLO

Alex: it’s not the amount that’s important. It’s that they are worth something

Lando: to who

George: freakos on the internet

Lando: ???

George: wikifeet.com

Lando: fuck me

Lando: wow

Lando: ew

Lando: this what u in2 Albo?

Alex: no i’m not into it

George: the lady doth protest too much

Lando: well some1 is into it

George: internet freakos

Alex: how are you only hearing about this? This is basic internet shit

Lando: cause im in2 normal parts of girls like boobs and vag and stuff

Alex: remind me again why you’re single

Lando: cunt

Alex grins, signaling for another beer. Knows this needs to be his last one before he heads back to the hotel, getting ready for whatever mental media shit the team has scheduled for the next 24 hours.

Lando: sum of these r disgusting

Lando: i could do better

George: Why would you want to?

Lando: dunno, might as well like give the freakos something nice

Alex: like what

Lando: hang on

Alex is mid-pull on his beer when the photo loads. He chokes on it, spluttering like he’s drowning, beer running down his torso, soaking into his shorts. 

There’s no way to know it’s Lando out of context. Two fairly nice looking feet, toenails neatly trimmed and incredibly tanned. Taken from above by Lando judging from the downward angle. 

His feet are covered in two long stripes of pearly white liquid, starting to ooze between Lando’s toes. Alex knows this because he zooms in with sweaty fingers, lingering over the mole just below Lando’s little toe. 

George: Christ almighty is that…

Lando: it’s suncream

George: uh huh

Lando: fewtrell was off his tits in ibiza and overshot

George: He what now?

Lando: fuck off

Alex must be drunker than he thought. Or perhaps it’s the desert sun. He’s not used to it, makes him feel all out of sorts. He hasn’t eaten much today. Probably the reason for the weird pang in his stomach.

He zooms in again. 

He can almost taste it, the chemical tang of the suncream, gloopy and thick, mixing with Lando’s sweat, pores oozing from last night’s shots. He’s struck by a mad thought of lying down in the sand and feeling the delicate arch of Lando’s foot rub against his cheek, toes wiggling against his nose. 

Lando: reckon i could get some cash 4 that?

Alex: yeah. probs.

George: Danger! Warning! Alert!

Alex shakes himself, presses the back of his hand to his forehead, and feels how clammy he is. Would be just his luck to be coming down with something right before the race. His skin feels very tight, everything tingling ominously, like right before you spew. 

Alex: see but you’ve fucked up

Lando: how

Alex: well you gave it away for free didn’t you?

Lando: yeah

Lando: but that’s how we lure you in. first ones free then you’ll pay triple for more. marketing strat, innit?

Alex: lure who in

Lando: oh now whose the idiot

George: Lando, old boy. I think we found one of those internet sickos. 

Lando: 🦶🦶

[batfambrainrotbeloved]

Okay so im sure this is probs something that's planned cause fear toxin scenes are iconic. But I keep imagining a scene where timothy drake gets hit by fear toxin (most likely cause he helped someone else get away from it and subsequentally compromised himself. Self sacrificing bitch /affectionate) Anyways blah blah blah the bats probs show up. And idk I just have this image in my mind where the bats go to restrain and give Tim the antidote. But Tim just goes fucking feral and fights them like it's life or death. My favorite thing to imagine is him grabbing a rusty broken off pipe from somewhere and swinging it around like nobody's business. And the bats are like "OKAY WELL THATS NEW-" idk I just thought this was a silly Lil idea and I wanted to share.

That feels very much the vibe of Bruce wayne decking the joker on tv kinda beat- and I love it

Of course you are so right I have something hypothetically big planned for Fear Toxin that I hope will be as iconic as its inspo- to be determined if I can pull it off lol

[biibini]

modern!mizu headcannons

a/n: my brain has been nothing but her so it’s ab time i write ab her. i’ve read a bunch of modern!mizu headcannons ab her but i need more !! it becomes a drabble at the end but my girl deserves peace and happiness pls

i’ve read a lot of hc w her in uni so i’ll prob stick to the similar things ive read + more

modern!mizu would def be in university studying mechanical engineering

ik this is specific but pls hear me out it fits bc shes a smartie & her adopted dad (master eiji) was a very technical person when she was growing up

she’s also in uni due to an engineering scholarship

modern!mizu is usually at the gym if it wasn’t for classes and fixing her bike

yes she has a motorcycle. i stand by this hc and many others who share similar ideas.

prob a kawasaki ninja but decked out w her own alternations

modern!mizu is a gym rat but is too stubborn to admit it, esp after taigen pointed it out once

likes to go in the early morning for the peace and quiet

she typically goes in for cardio and weights to keep her healthy and in shape but has dabbled in calisthenics before

taigen used to fence w her before he got into other sports such as basketball

(random thought but he just looks like he would play basketball player)

modern!mizu is very smart… but has a slight huge problem with procrastination

akemi has tried many studying techniques with mizu but it ends up her procrastinating and finishing alone

she prefers studying alone in the library or at her desk, until you came along

(ill elaborate on mizu & reader another time)

modern!mizu cannot cook for shit i’m sorry

she can kinda chef it up but it’s taken her a while she nearly burnt the kitchen and has repeatedly turned on the fire alarm and now ringo has ptsd

usually ringo will cook something or help her cook

speaking of ringo

her and ringo are roommates in off-campus housing 2 bed 2 bath

at first, dad eiji was a bit hesitant since he was helping mizu move in but warmed up to ringo once he cooked them dinner (his mom’s soba recipe)

mizu swears she saw a tear roll down her dad’s cheek that day

modern!mizu usually dresses more casually and comfy but still likes her dark blues

not to self indulge but she would like the baggy acubi look that she can move in

(i know this is so inaccurate of others’ headcannons but pls the baggy button up + slingbag combo would go crazy)

ik she got a uniqlo drawstring sling bag

or just any sporty crossbody sling bag

hear me out pls

it’s easier to get on and balance on her motorcycle with comfy clothes and a secure bag

on mizu’s and ringo’s move-in “anniversary” (as ringo like to call it), he got her a lil keychain for her bag with a jingle on it as a joke to her initial move-in gift to him: a bell for being so silent

modern!mizu usually keeps to herself and her friends

after her ex bf m*k*o (yes im censoring his name he doesnt deserve to be typed out) , she’s very cautious of who to trust

thankfully, ringo, akemi, and taigan (as much of an ass as he is) has taught her to open up and be okay with who she is

but there are days when she prefers to be alone and sticking to her own business in peace and quiet

headphones on locked in 🎧

modern!mizu likes to wind down before bed with some chamomile or lavender tea

her temper used to control her feelings, especially when she was much younger

having a small routine at night keeps her calm & well rested

eiji initially started this routine after their long days of welding in the backyard

she can’t cook but give her a teapot and tea leaves, she will make it right

(ok im done imagining her life lets get to the good stuff)

modern!mizu loves little touches

whether it’s holding u by ur hand or shoulder or waist, her hand will always be there

her main love language is physical touch

the more comfortable she gets with u, the longer she’ll leave her hand on u

whenever u and her are out at a party or gathering, u implemented the secret squeeze if either one of u wants to get out

u haven’t used it before but mizu did a few times

it was when she just wanted to be closer to u in the comfort of her own bed

modern!mizu enjoys shopping w u

she kind of knows her style: comfy and light

but she never explored how to pair clothes together until u showed her some basic pairing

when she first met akemi, she was uncomfortable with more feminine styles and shopping for going-out tops with her

it mainly stems from just not knowing a lot of trends and seeing a wide range of items

she got accustomed the items but seeing u have fun trying new tops

totally not sneaking into the changing room and stealing a few kisses many kisses

modern!mizu also enjoys holding ur things for u

she won’t say it explicitly but she is silently expressive ab it

u need someone to hold ur drink while u fix ur shoes? she got it. need someone to hold ur bag while u go to the bathroom? she got it.

need someone to get a glass of water even though ur all comfy in bed? she will get it (for a price aka some extra cuddles & kisses)

she’s also the type of put ur hand behind ur back when ur in a crowd

ok thats all for now but hope u enjoyed ♡

[criminallyyoursvn]

OMGGG i just woke up from a vivid dream about a fight between nik and ray 😭

gathering from what i remember—it was mainly 3rd-person POV. there were a lot of different people such as news reporters, managers, civilians, etc etc except they weren’t canon to either of the visual novels, just random filler characters for this dream.

for some reason, nik’s job made him go on a little business trip to this huge hero headquarters and to nobody’s surprise- binary star was there. they were paired together for whatever work-project thing was going on and ray didn’t like nik (as soon as nik walked through those doors, he immediately zeroed in on his fake bs 😭 probs also knew that he was a villain.) but begrudgingly complied to working with him (the amount of fake smiles and snarky comments these two threw at each other 💀)

fast forward to the climax: suddenly nik’s decked out in his villain costume and the two men were on top of a MOVING TRAIN (what a movie moment!!!) i’m sorry but nik was getting his ass handed to him 😭😭😭 he managed to get some kicks and punches in but was overall dragged like a ragdoll and i specifically remember binary star grabbing him in a headlock from behind and punching his chest multiple times at the speed of light. it really did feel like i was watching an animated adaptation of this chaotic collab and i so wish it was real 😩

anyways the dream ended there and i had to write it down immediately before i forget. hope i have more dreams about them!! 🤭

Wow! Had to share with the class. This is wild 🙈 I’m glad you seemed to have fun with the chaos.

[a-twistedheartslonging]

The more i think about the more i realize that a lot of the wonderland humans (even the yuu's honestly) are just tough as fuck???

We got Jamil, trained body guard and who's able to deal with poisons and assassins plus his magic

We got silver who's a knight in training and he is stronger than sebek and keeps up with sebek (something sebek complains about a lot and it results in a friendly rivalry)

Deuce also regularly beefs with some and runs off some beastman from Savannaclaw

Yuuka (fem yuu from savannaclaw manga) can spar with Jack, beats up several savannaclaw beastman (this results in Leona stepping in and wiping the floor with her and telling her to get up and go again) and does regular workouts in her spare time around the dorm

Yuuken doesn't normally deck people but is very much able to

Game Canon yuu can take a flying gold metal discus to the skull and get up after a quick nap plus all the times they get thrown around or literally attacked (they're canonically androgynous and use they/them and are referred to as they/them especially in jp, whether they are afab or amab is unknown and likely won't be known in game though they don't really get noticed as especially feminine unlike Epel or even Vil though they do get described as looking a bit frail and effeminate mostly in ways like with Riddle or Lilia)

Kalim has survived multiple attempts on his life and kidnappings.

I think the only ones that are relatively normal in terms of strength are Riddle, Trey, Cater and Ace though Riddle, Trey and Cater have tons of magical prowess so there's also that.

Vil is strong enough to bodily throw some of beastfolk in beanfest and He is very capable of decking most in strength and magic

Rook is the menace that gives everyone stress. he's a wonderful guy and sweet but there's a reason the Leech twins and Leona would rather leave the room than deal with him head on. Even in beanfest, he was able to make Leona and Malleus actually do more than what they're used to and they actually teamed up if i recall (ortho noted that they actually used more power output in comparison to the usual measurements)

A lot of the wonderland humans are surprisingly powerful tbh

I was gonna say it prob has to do when magic adding to human evolution but then I remembered the part you said about lady and cannon Yuu.

These people are just built different.

I would not be able to handle any of that, I'm impressed.

[modawg]

random headcannons abt if the seven could infact have phones

simply what i think their phones would look like/be used for if they could have them as demigods

percy: bro would have a flip phone this is just fact i think he’d also have an iphone but he uses that more like you would an ipad he normally leaves it home unless he knows he’s going somewhere where he’s gonna wanna take pics or notes or smth

id say he and sally had matching flip phones for a while since their cheap sally prob got herself one pre gabe then scavenged her money together to get percy one before he went to his first boarding school and that’s what he’s grown up using

for one of his teen birthdays 14-16 sally got him a newer phone but he’s gotten so used to his trusty flip that he only uses the newer one for games and shit

his wall paper is probably a picture of a dinner with sally paul estelle annabeth and grover it’s very cute

annabeth: she didn’t have a phone for a long while and only ended up getting one from her dad when she started hanging out with them again he got it for her as a way to probably buy her affection he probably got it in like red or something thinking it was her fav color (maybe it was when she was like 5 but be fr) it’s prob like an iphone 8 or smth it was new at the time but old asf now

her phones decked out in camp crafts home made stickers etc etc and she changes her wall paper pretty often depending on her fav pictures she has abt 100000 .5 pics of percy it’s like her fav thing

she mostly just uses it to take pictures set reminders/timer and to look things up + keep in contact with sally and paul

she’s broken it like 6 times at this point but the hephaestus cabin keeps fixing it for her

piper: new new new girlies got the newest phone only bc her dad bought it for her she probably had a phase where she continuously shattered/broke her phone to get her dads attention and was forced to have a flip phone for a while but now that everything’s cooled down her phones the most pristine out of all the seven

her phone is fully decked out with a polaroid of her trio in the case stickers bangles the works it’s probably the best looking phone you could have and she loves it but she only started doing that post chb when she first came to camp her phone was default everything bc she kept getting it replaced

leo: leo either built his own version of a phone or somehow got one like 6 years ago and keeps adding stuff to it/changing things on it to keep it alive bc that thing is holding on for dear LIFE

the most JACKED phone out of everyone like you wouldn’t know he’s a son of hephaestus bc that bitch is wrecked it’s got a cracked screen is disgusting but works probably the smoothest out of everyone’s

he mostly uses it as an extension of his work to take pics of what he’s working on write notes and maybe use the calculator if he was a mortal the police would’ve been at his door like every other day bc of the shit he looks up

jason: he had a cj mandated pager lets be fr he didn’t get a phone until piper took him and hazel to get them ones and when he did get one it was a flip phone it’s sturdy low-key and gets the job done he also just gives me the vibe that he’s feel guilty if you spent more then 50$ on him

his phone also has some stickers including a little bangle of superman that piper made him get it also has a peice of tape on there with his name on it like you would the inside of a kids shirt incase he looses it

frank: he’s got a pretty new phone it was a gift from his gma but it’s locked up in a big fat otter case and he kinda hates using it so it’s default everything until hazel gets her own phone and he starts using it more

i feel like phones aren’t things many ppl have in camp jupiter so he kept that shit under his pillow so he didn’t draw more attention to himself

once he lets himself use it more his wallpapers probably a picture of hazel and percy making goofy faces and he probably has at least one sticker or bangle that matches hazels

hazel: hazel def has an ipod touch she probably traded in a chunk of gold for some cash and bought the cheapest thing but piper got her to at least get something with a screen

her phone case is probably just a white phone case with a bunch of pictures of horses on there and her wallpaper for like a year was just the first selfie she took with jason and piper post buying the phone

once she learns how to change her wall paper she changes it every other week to different random pics she takes

she has a really bad habit of butt dialling people

nico: bro doesn’t have a phone he just seems like the type to not give af abt that and only gets one when will forces him to but it’s forever the most default shit ever he maybe changes the wallpaper to a pic of will but that’s abt it prior to getting his own he was the kid who’d show up and immediately ask if you had games on ur phone for him to play

SPOILER: he does get jason’s flip phone when he dies and uses that for a while but he refuses to change anything about the phone and only uses it for emergencies

when he’s really sad he listens to jason’s voicemail on repeat “hello! you’ve reached jason grace im not available rn but i’ll call you back when i can thanks!..uh piper is it still recording-“

[gunnrblze]

My headcannons for what I think the Ghost boys would be like at the beach/if they’d like it lol (cause I may or may not be on vacation)

Hesh: The Walkers are canonically from California, so they are definitely beach boys and have that vibe down lol. Hesh and Logan grew up going to the beach/piers/boardwalks/etc. I think Hesh definitely likes to swim/wade in the waves, probably played ‘mermaids’ as a kid with Logan but never called it that (Logan absolutely did lol). I can see him, Logan, and Elias having had a lot of little family trips there, with Miss Mama Walker too. Definitely likes to sunbathe, a stickler for sunscreen for himself and others, giving ‘the mom friend’ but Beach Edition (learned it from Elias). Probably tried surfing with Logan as a kid, but he sucked at it lol.

Logan: Adding from above^ I can see Logan being more of a sun/sand enjoyer. Will get in the water, but probably enjoyed it more as a kid (I KNOW he played mermaids with Hesh lol, peak sibling behavior). Doesn’t like the way the salt water makes the sand stick to his skin, and gets annoyed with Hesh constantly reminding him to reapply sunscreen. Definitely still gets sunburnt somehow, and complains when he’s forced to put aloe on the burns lol. Would still petulantly throw sand at Hesh like they did as kids. Many attempted drownings occurred with those two. Unlike Hesh, he was pretty decent at surfing, and definitely rubbed it in Hesh’s face lol.

Elias: Peak Beach Dad behavior lmao. Would make sure the boys were sun screened up heavy as kids, and would still remind them as adults. Loves to sit under an umbrella, probably with a beer, and would eventually get in the water. Would roughhouse in the water with his boys when they were kids, flinging them around and shit (still tries but it’s harder when they’re the same size as him lol). Volleyball/football/soccer tossing in the sand for sure. Definitely took Miss Mama Walker for walks on the beach, little dates and what not. Has a random seashell collection somewhere. Makes sure everything is packed for a beach day, doesn’t forget a thing.

Keegan: I can see Keegan being in the middle here. I hc him as being a bit of a southerner (maybe I’m biased but I get the vibe lol) so I imagine he probably took trips to the beach here and there as a kid. Wouldn’t necessarily go to the beach on his own, but if he found himself there, he’d fare okay. Would prob be another Elias, sits under an umbrella and just chills with a beer, might get in the water, but you’d have to convince him pretty well I think. Also ends up with a sunburn somehow like Logan, except it’s because he doesn’t gaf about sunscreen as much. Would eventually complain about the heat, and that’s when he’d get wet lol.

Merrick: Hopefully you don’t find yourself at the beach with this man, because despite being a former Navy Seal, it’s not his vibe at all. Dislikes the humid heat, hates how much sand sticks/gets everywhere, and like Logan, cannot stand being salty and sticky from the water. Definitely more of a mountain man, but if he finds himself there, he’d sit grumpily under an umbrella with the meanest mug for a while. God forbid a seagull disturbs him…he’s just not a fan of this kind of environment. If you convinced him though, he’d kick around a soccer ball or throw a football. Will put on sunscreen once and forget to reapply, then complain when his shoulders are burnt to a crisp afterward. Does however, enjoy the sound of waves crashing…just from a distance lol.

Kick: Likes the beach pretty well. Would definitely have the funkiest swim trunks/hawaiian shirt on deck. Is so pale that sunscreen hardly helps the poor man, he will be red regardless. Loves getting his ass knocked over by the waves, and will swim till his fingers are pruned. Has a ‘beach/summer’ type playlist, and it’s actually really good. Dislikes the sand after a while too, but doesn’t complain the way Merrick does lmao. Would somehow randomly have a bodyboard/boogie board, and will absolutely fuck around on it like a kid. Overall a beach enjoyer, and would def consider taking his own trip there.

Rorke: I see him being a beach enjoyer as well. Likes hot weather (did NAWT like the fed pit…) and would enjoy the sun. Probably wouldn’t care too much about swimming, but would stand on the shoreline and get his feet wet and what not, might get in the water though if swayed properly. Definitely drinks on the beach lol, stealthy with it though, you wouldn’t know that his coke can is actually a bud light (tell me his nasty ass wouldn’t be a bud light drinker…). Has the ugliest, most raggedy ball cap on, and will not wear a shirt within a 10 mile radius of said ocean (‘shoes and shirt required’ is because of mfs like him). Has that ‘cool beach uncle’ energy.

(Definitely don’t think about these big sexy men shirtless on the beach…)

[kaontic]

Sir, we have some questions for you, but first—

(I’m so sorry, you two—)

YAS BITCH RAINBOW WIRES SLAAAAAAAY— 💅

NO NOT LIKE THAT—! (　〇□〇)

*Facepalm* Okay.

(It’s time for more thoughts that are all over the place)

So you were just, sittin' on your aft in a cave, in presumably, the American Southwest (are those saguaros? Interesante… 😶🌵), with exposed wires that I just realized share the same colors as the Well of Sparks—

When you broke outta CC’s crib, in the North???

Now it’s just funny thinkin’ about how Megs made his way down there without, ya know, 6 star wanted level antics.

I mean, there’s def gotta be more to this, even if Megs really was just “wandering” around lol.

(Hehe, robots in disguise~🎶😉)

Like think of how embarrassing that must be for Cobra(-La), if they couldn’t locate + recapture a giant blind robot.

Unless…this is what CC actually wants, so that when Megs finally reunites with everyone else, Cobra will make their move.

Gotta catch ‘em all, I suppose. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Still doesn’t explain how the actual frag Laserbeak seemingly found him so goddamn fast (unless there was a timeskip), so—

Soundwave, you’ve got some explainin’ to do too boo. 😗

Yeah, especially to Thundercracker. 😑

(Side note: he looked extra despondent these past two issues. Prob cuz of him losin’ Shockwave, but also it’s like findin’ Megs was the last thing he wanted to do lmao

Well, that’s what happens when you can’t find your backbone

*Lower voice* Furthermore, you’re one to call others “brutes” when you send out these cassettes you call “family” to do your dirty work

Just somethin’ to think about in the flood of shame you find yourself in)

(˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

(Damn, Star! Save the punches for Megs! 😨)

Some extra questions (cuz what can possibly go wrong with askin’ ‘em, right? *Laughs nervously*):

. Y’all worryin’ about Ultra Magnus, but not Jetfire???

Is he dead for good?

(Please don’t let that be the case. He deserves more attention, and he’s got character potential, I promise

If it is what it is tho, can we at least confirm it, instead of makin’ Optimus look genuinely bad rn for this? Otherwise, it’s just a repeat of G1 writing at this point)

. I’m just gonna assume for now that Star had left the cat and the Cobra M.A.R.S. guy behind for (wow, if he even “cares” in that way) their safety, which would be one of the smarter decisions he’s made

Especially since he’s likely stuck until Astrotrain proves that, once again, he’s an MVP

. *Gasp* And Astrotrain has a love that Megs ended????????????? 😱

Oh, you just keep gettin’ better and better— 🩶💜💛

(And frag Megs for makin’ my train man upset like this! 😤)

. Wait Cliffjumper doesn’t wanna go back—?

(Well, I guess this at least means he could run into Springer and Hot Rod in the future)

Update: Oh, he does wanna go back after all…to Carly.

Oops.

(God there’s so much happenin’—)

. So the relationship between Cybertronians and the majority of humanity is officially cooked, right?

And every time Optimus is experiencin’ a crisis there’s gonna be a white background?

I like that. I like white backgrounds :3

. Do you think Roller and the Combat Deck are also experiencin’ the visions and the corruption stuff?

Oh.

Oh no.

Oh to the actual no—