#regulus black text post

[daddiesdrarryy]

Remus: Reg, I need you to switch with me. I can’t tutor Sirius anymore

Regulus: Why? Are you guys fighting?

Remus: No we’re not, but that’s exactly why. All Sirius does is look at me with those eyes when I teach him, you know, the eyes!

Regulus: …right. I think that’s because he loves you

Remus: That’s the problem, we always end up in bed mid-lesson. It’s getting concerning, you have to switch with me, I’ll teach James instead

Regulus: …

Regulus: We have the same problem. Let’s switch

James: Wait no!

[marauderstars]

I love Regulus with the whole “I know I will be dead long before you read this but I want you to know it was I who discovered your secret” thing. Like yes, I too couldn’t bear the thought of not getting credit for doing iconic shit even after my death.

[gender-thief2]

“Crimson rivers is better than the hunger games,” I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

“They’re right,” they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 1st row stands: Suzanne Collins.

[moondustinfj]

James & Sirius:

Lily:

Regulus:

Rosekiller:

Barty:

Sirius & Regulus:

James:

Regulus:

James & Sirius:

Regulus & Remus:

[wolvesandshine]

The reason Regulus had to die was cause he would have definitely broken Sirius out of Azkaban no questions asked and then they would have murdered both voldemort and dumbledore

[robinonawire]

Jegulus

James: Why is there a snake in my sock drawer?

Regulus: It's an emotional support serpent. Don’t be rude.

[auntiejohn]

i am in dire NEED of more marauders mutuals

[morsmordream]

sirius: “my name is sirius, and when i was five i ate too many canapés at a ball and threw up and when we got home, mother held me under the cruciatus for so long that i passed out and had to take a nerve regeneration potion for two months to stop the tremors… and i brought sugar quills!”

regulus: “i’m regulus, and when i was seven i was struggling to learn latin from my tutor and so mother imperio’d me to study it for five hours after dinner every night until my latin was perfect. i brought caramel cobwebs.”

barty: “my name’s barty, and hearing my full name makes me throw up because it’s a reminder that i only exist to be a copy of my father, and i brought fizzing whizbees!”

remus: “i’m remus, and when i was seven fenrir greyback broke into my bedroom and tried to tear my throat out but i survived and became a werewolf and now i have to keep it a secret because if anyone finds out i’ll be kicked out of hogwarts and be forced to register, and then i’ll never be able to hold a job. i brought chocolate frogs.”

james: “should we… i don’t know, intervene?”

evan: “nah. this is, like, group therapy for them.”

pandora: “probably the closest they’ll ever get to it, actually. any decent mind healer would run screaming.”

[remuslupinslastbreathofair]

Regulus in twink jail: I demand a fair trial!

James: I sentence you to one hour of community service.

Regulus: oh…and what does that entail?~

James: …cuddles!

Regulus: *eye roll that is definitely not fond*

[thesillypolice]

this interaction between me and my sister felt very black brothers coded

regulus

sirius

[scarlicbread27]

rip regulus black, you’d have loved weezer

[daddiesdrarryy]

James: Hey guys, Reg and I were thinking of having a big paintball game together

Peter: Prongs, why does Reggie want to shoot you?

James: He doesn’t want to shoot me

Sirius: Who doesn’t want to shoot you?

James: Reggie!

Sirius: No, that doesn’t sound right

James: He just wants to play Muggle paintball! It combines my love of whimsy with his love of making other grown men cry

Sirius: Sounds fun. Moony and I are in

Peter: You don’t need to ask him?

Sirius: No, I’ve been pretty annoying lately. He’s gonna want to shoot me

[marauderstars]

Regulus: Tout ça c'est de ta faute.

James: I know, I know.

Regulus: Wait, you understand French?

James: No, I just know “this is all your fault” in every language.

[gender-thief2]

me (staring out the window forlornly at the rain): everything makes me think of him…

my friend: who?

me (wiping a tear away): regulus black…

[moondustinfj]

Part 2

[wolvesandshine]

Nobody:

Sirius: Everybody is a little fucked up

Sirius: Not me though. I don’t do things halfway. I’m all fucked up