#source: lab rats

[incorrectbatfamquotes]

Oliver Queen: Please... Dad.

Bruce Wayne: I'm not your dad!

Oliver Queen: Well, you're everybody else's dad, I thought it might work!

[shyjusticewarrior]

The Signal Incorrect Quotes Pt 6

[Duke got badly hurt on patrol]

Duke: Where's Damian?

Damian: I'm here, Duke.

Duke: Take my hand.

Damian: *holds his hands*

Duke: There's something I have to tell you. If I die-

Damian: I'm not gonna let that happen.

Duke: No, listen to me. If I die, I want you to know... even when I'm dead...

Damian: Duke-

Duke: And I'm just a pile of bones...

Damian: *getting choked up*

Duke: I'll still be taller than you.

Damian: Gah! *drops his hands and gets up*

[emmikay]

Ed: I am a responsible adult! 

Al: (tilts his head) 

Ed: I am an adult. 

Al: (crosses his arms)

Ed: I’m still older than you.

[incorrect-joseimuke]

Lucifer: I have some very exciting news to share.

Mammon: You're finally eligible for senior citizen discounts?

Lucifer: No!

Lucifer: Maybe... I don't want to talk about it!

[recreationalfanfics]

Lab Rats x Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quotes (these are all from the Lab Rats show)

Adam Davenport! Reader:

Crowley, after the overblots started happening: The reason I built Night Raven College was to teach you to control your magic. And I couldn't even do that...I feel like I failed you.

Adam! Y/n: Well, I'm glad someone said it.

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Azul, after Adam! Y/n came back from the underwater museum without the potion: How did you survive so long without oxygen?

Adam! Y/n: By breathing underwater!😃

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Ace, when Malleus and Sebek walk by: Look out guys. The weather just got partly creepy with a 100% chance of annoying.

Adam! Y/n: Am I gunna need my umbrella for that?!

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Overblot Character: and how would you like your lives TO END?!

Adam! Y/n: Livin' on Mars. Then I accidentally take off my helmet.

Chase Davenport! Reader:

Chase! Y/n, dealing with their first overblot: Everyone just stay calm. We can't afford to panic.

Deuce: We are calm.

Chase! Y/n: WELL YOU SHOULDN'T BE, WE'RE IN CRISIS!

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Chase!Y/n: We should just tell Professor Crewel.

Ace: Yeah, we tell Crewel and get it over with!

Chase! Y/n: ARE YOU CRAZY, WE CAN'T TELL CREWEL.

Deuce: IT WAS YOUR IDEA!

Chase! Y/n: WHAT, SO NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME!?

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Chase! Y/n: What if Epel isn't able to make it!? What if he gets caught in a traffic jam!?

Jack: On a broomstick?

Chase! Y/n: There could be birds!

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Chase! Y/n, after going into Commando Mode and beating up Floyd: Commando App disengaged!? Guys, why was I in Commando mode!?

Ace: Where you in Commando mode?

Deuce: I didn't see a commando mode!

Grim: OOH, that's good! Everyone, keep lying!

Bree Davenport! Reader:

Bree! Y/n, after they catch a basketball: What do I do with this!?

Ace: Throw it!

Bree! Y/n: *throws it at Jamil who didn't notice and knocks him out*

Ace: TO SOMEONE WHOSE LOOKING.

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Crowley: And what do you have to say for yourself, Davenport?

Bree! Y/n: That boys are easily manipulated when their masculinity is threatened.

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Bree! Y/n, after Ace tries to get them to prank Riddle: Sorry, its not in my nature to be stupid and immature.

Ace: Good thing it's mine!

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Trey: I'm baking these tarts for Riddle's mom. If we do everything right, we might just be able to get on her good side!

Bree! Y/n: The woman has many sides. None of them are good.

[waterfire1848]

Lucifer: You're going down! Alastor: I'm going to have to. It's the only way I can see you eye to eye.

[stardust948]

Ursa: Remember, Michi's daughter and one of the Ty sisters will be arriving around 6 pm for the sleepover.

Ozai: Remind again me why we're doing this.

Ursa: Azula needs friends her own age so she can stop challenging random strangers loogie contests.

Baby Azula: The trick is to hack it up when it's green.

Ursa: ಠ_ಠ

Ozai, disgusted: That's my little princess...

[incorrectcanucks]

Thatcher Demko: I lost Quinn!

Elias Pettersson: Well, he’s a small guy. Did you check behind a potted plant? Or perhaps a family-sized can of tomatoes?

[the-black-bulls]

Vanessa: I’m headed to the black market for a supply run. Just promise me you won’t go there.

Luck: Sure. No problem.

Vanessa: [leaves]

Luck: Well, I’m off to the same place.

Asta: Hey, Vanessa just told you not to go there.

Luck: Yeah, well, the only voice I listen to is the one inside my head!

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

1st year!James: Hey, Lily. Have you seen the lunch special today?

1st year!Lily: Really? That's your opening line?

1st year!James: Well, I was gonna use "hey beautiful, where you been all my life?" but I'm only, like, eleven.

[incorrectfexi]

cal, describing ash: he is NOT a little kid… he is four feet of evil

[nnnot-kellz]

Jinx: Woah, woah, woah. Today is also the five year anniversary of my redemption and she's spending it with me!

Vi: Oh, I'm sorry Jinx, I completely forgot—

Caitlyn: Violet, if you even consider spending our anniversary with that deranged maniac.. it's going to get ugly.

Jinx: Well, if anyone knows ugly—

Vi: Jinx!

Vi: Don't worry cupcake, this night is all about you. As a matter of fact, I have prepared an special anniversary dinner myself.

Caitlyn: Thank you.

Jinx: Thank you!

Vi: I was talking to my wife!

[chimerazodiac]

Jenny (to Crystal and Niko): I just don't know if I'm ready to be a mom

Crystal: Said the mother to her two teenage daughters

[deadboyquotes]

Edwin, in his human disguise: I’m trapped in here! I can’t get out. I sure hope I don’t asphyxiate.

Bystander: *blank stare*

Edwin: And stop breathing.

[incorrect-joseimuke]

Boy A, after getting their ass kicked by MC: Boy B, what would you say if I told you I just got beat up by a 90 pound girl?

Boy B, shrugging: Welcome to the club?

[incorrectswordcatcherquotes]

Conor: I am a responsible adult!

Lin: *raises an eyebrow*

Conor: I am an adult.

Lin: *raises both eyebrows*

Conor: I’m still older then you!