#source: snl

[illusive-delusions]

Langdon: Guess what I got her for our anniversary, Robby.

Robby: I don’t know, maybe some jewelry, or—

Langdon: That’s right, a clarinet!

Robby:

Langdon: Doesn’t my baby look like she would go stupid on a woodwind?

Mel: Guilty!

[incorrecttwsted]

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Pepper: Are you drunk?

Tony: Pepper, please. I just had a glass of wine with dinner.

Pepper: And what did you have for dinner?

Tony: … Two bottles of wine.

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Violet: Are you drunk?

Benedict: Mother, please. I just had a glass of wine with dinner.

Violet: And what did you have for dinner?

Benedict: …Two bottles of wine.

[incorrect-losers]

Richie: You can’t embarrass me more than I have embarrassed myself. I know all the details. Cause I was there

Richie: I was there in third grade when I told a boy that I liked him and he hit me in the back of the head with a rock

[hawkinsincorrect]

Steve: Hey, Robin, would you say my new mustache is working?

Robin: ...It's working in terms of keeping me a lesbian.

[uniquecellest]

*slams hands on a table*

Erik: You know what you never respect me, Charles. I didn't want to do this here but I've found someone else and he's a lot like you but he likes me for me and we are getting married. Goodbye, Charles Xavier.

Charles: *stuttering as Erik walks away*

Moira: Hey, go to him.

Charles: It's too late.

Moira: It's never too late. .. .

Charles: *starts wheeling after Erik*

Moira: Follow your heart

[incorrect-jojolands-quotes]

paco: charming and i understand each other's love languages. his love language is us spending the night watching this show about an australian man who lives in a porta potty.

charming: he means doctor who.

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Linda: *falls*

Everyone: *giggles*

Linda: All right you, laugh it up. Laugh away like this is some episode of Friend!

Alice: ... Mrs. Monroe, do you mean "Friends"?

Linda: I don't know movies!

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Raph: No matter what you look like, all that matters is what’s in here.

Raph: *puts his hand on his chest*

Raph: Muscles.

[fmajorenthusiast]

Frank: Do you know this one? "There once was a girl named Ragina-"

Doctor Scott, horrified: Stop!

Frank: You don't even know where it's going!

Doctor Scott: All the same...

Frank:

Frank: Vagina

[human-being1010]

Too true

[aseriesofunfortunatetexts]

incorrect ASOUE

[overheard-at-star-command]

Zurg: Are you drunk? Warp: Zurg, please, I just had a glass of wine with dinner. Zurg: And what did you have for dinner? Warp: Two bottles of wine.

[incorrect-losers]

Richie: Beverly you are so right, he is so babygirl

Bev: I know that’s what I said, he’s so babygirl

Eddie: Me? Imma- I’m a babygirl?

Bev: Uh huh

Eddie: So what’s Bev?

Bev: Oh I’m um, I’m mother

[textsfromthetva]

Incorrect Loki Quotes [173/?]