#that man is fine as hell

[sindee19]

Just found out while he was promoting the new show he’s in that Josh Martinez got a buzz cut and…is this rlly a safe space?

[nerditudes]

"If your age gap was any bigger, Evel Knievel would try to jump it." Is such a powerful comeback to Magneto and I MUST use it in a thread.

[xxamorxexmortexx]

Bobby living my dream getting up in a sweaty Damian's face like that.

[im-out-of-it]

“He was handsome in an angular sort of way, with sharp but regular features, tousled brown hair and a watchful expression.”- Tessa’s thoughts about Gabriel

why can’t anyone say Gabriel is handsome or good looking without adding “angular” or “sort of handsome” it’s like CC goes out of her way to say yeah I guess he’s pretty but not as handsome as Will. Will is so much superior to everyone

even Cecily says “he’s sort of handsome” from what I remember. BABE THAT IS YOUR SOULMATE and also DONT DO MY MAN GABRIEL LIKE THAT

all lightwoods are gorgeous that’s just the fucking law I don’t make the rules I just abide by them

it’s actually funny how much CC will go out of her way to try to put the herondales on this high platform but everyone else, she’s like yeah they’re alright I guess. I don’t like them and they’re not better than my herondales but they’re ok

yeah we know you only like the herondales. it’s pretty fucking obvious. we know you hate the lightwoods or else you wouldn’t kill one off in every bloody generation for fucks sake

[doffyslittledove]

y’all are sleeping on ryuken ishida

SLEEPING I SAY

[fanaticalthings]

While I do find it funny that henchmen in Gotham probably warn each other about the Red Hood because he's a bat who will actually kill you. I think it would be better if Jason was actually seen as some sort of savior or idol to like 90% of the goons scattered around Gotham. Doesn't matter who they work for, they all know Jason, former crime-lord that took over majority of Gotham's underground in one night.

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Jason, years after the events of UTRH, now fighting crime alongside the batfam, except every goon he runs into immediately recognizes him, stops fighting, and starts begging.

the first time it happens, Jason assumes they're begging for their lives only to hear them begging for him to return to the crime lord business so they can work for him and not Gotham's current money-stingy, abusive rogues (Black Mask lol)

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Jason showing up to patrol as backup for Dick in an overrun warehouse full of Two-Face's henchmen and as Jason's about to interfere, one of the men stops dead in their tracks and stares really hard at Jason until:

Goon: Oh my God, boss, is that you?

Jason, pulling out his guns, about to shoot:

Goon: Mr. Hood, sir???

Jason, halfway about to pull the trigger: Wait a min–Jeremy? Oh wow, it's been ages! How's the wife?

Goon (Jeremy): Oh my God it IS you, holy shit where have you BEEN? Me and the guys miss you, man!

Dick, with a knife at his throat: What is happening right now

Jason: Ahh, well, crime-lording just wasn't fitting in on the daily schedule. Tryna turn over a new leaf and all that

Goon (Jeremy): Aw, that's disappointing. We really liked working for you, right guys?

[Chorus of enthusiastic "YEAHS" from the rest of the henchmen (even the one holding Dick at knifepoint)]

Goon (Jeremy): Well, anyways, I can't beat you up knowing you're my old boss! You gave us the best health benefits! We'll just let you take the evidence and leave.

Jason: Aw, thanks guys :)

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And that's why 95% percent of Jason's missions in Gotham end in success. Not because he's willing to kill people or because rogues are terrified of him, but because 90% of the rogues' henchmen once worked for Jason and fuckin love him lol.

[kelin-is-writing]

HELLO???? PRO-HERO TOUYA???? I’M FOLDING SO BAD—?????

[yurtgirlsophie0]

Ever thought about dating a gorgeous trans girl?

If you think I’m cute, Drop any emoji 😉💖

[simplyhansel]

So I just finished my second watch of k-pop demon hunters

And I have a theory. I saw someone point out that the Saja Boys names are based on who they are: Abs is muscular, Mystery is mysterious, Baby is youthful, Romance is a chick magnet, and Jinu's name means "true"

But I don't think their names JUST represent what they are. I think it represents what turned them into a demon in the first place. As Jinu puts it, their shame. First things first: I think there are two types of demons. Demons born in the demon world, and demons that used to be humans.

Outside of the Saja boys, we can see a few other demons in the background who have very similar outfits, most notably the hats. These are the demons that were once human, turned into demons by Gwi-Ma. The other demons with more exaggerated features were born in the demon world.

Starting with Abs. Strength, muscles, looking manly; that's his schtick. There are a few ways he can go. 1) it's possible that he wanted to be stronger to protect someone he loved, but I don't think that is the case. 2) Abby was weak and being weak made his life worse "you are weak, no one will ever respect you. but I can make you strong." this, or some variation of it, is the one I think is most likely. 3) Abs was born appearing very fem (transgender or genetics, take your pick) and Gwi-Ma made him manly and muscular.

up next, we have Mystery. He kind of stumped me at first (which is honestly kind of fitting tbh) but then I rewatched the scene where Jinu pitched the band to Gwi-Ma. during the small transition scene, we see slight shifts in Romance, Mystery, and Baby. Of all the boys though, Mystery's is the most interesting.

Mystery is the only one of them to have exaggerated demonic features, specifically his teeth. I believe that Mystery is half human, half demon, just like Rumi. "but Han!" I hear you say, "Jinu was surprised that a human had demon blood!" but to that I say; no he wasn't. He was surprised that a HUNTER had demon blood. he says specifically "A hunter who is part demon?" This implies, however loosely, that half demon/half human hybrids aren't unheard of. Mystery was ashamed of his heritage, wanted to hide it, be free from the scrutiny. I also think this can be supported by the way he acts during the joint signing. He quite literally barks and growls at the fans at one point lmao. Even if he isn't actually half demon, I think it would still be safe to assume he was born with some sort of physical defect or oddity, more than likely something that affects his eyes.

I feel like Baby is pretty self explanatory. He was made eternally youthful, to the point that he basically looks like a 5 year old. My guess is that he looked older than he was, and he was self conscious, or mocked, or something to that effect. Maybe his wife left him cause he was old looking? idk. In any case, this is what makes the most sense to me.

Romance is somewhat self explanatory, but there are still a few ways it could have gone. 1) He wanted to be able to have anyone he wanted, so Gwi-Ma granted him the ability to charm any and everyone. 2) He had an unrequited love. Gwi-Ma made his love fall for him, but it ended terribly in some way, shape or form. I can honestly see either, as both are fairly self-serving.

Last but not least, Jinu. He is the only member with a normal sounding name, but that doesn't mean we cant infer anything from it. Jinu in Korean means "genuine" or "true" and I think in this case, it symbolizes that he was the only one in the group that had good intentions with his actions. He did legitimately want to help his family, and I believe Gwi-Ma prevented him from doing so. Even if his family wasn't allowed into the palace or wherever, I think he had full intentions to send his mother the money he made. He was never able to, though; Gwi-Ma sent excuses and opportunities to squander away his money, then kept whispering in his ear that he was abandoning them. Don't get me wrong, he did abandon them. But I also understand that when the voice of doubt has you in a strong grip, it's well and truly paralyzing. Gwi-Ma accuses Jinu of being self-serving, but he is arguably the only one in the group who was trying to do the correct thing for the people he cared about the most.

Anyway I really fucking loved this movie: the visuals were stunning, the symbolism was spot on, and that soundtrack was KILLER! If anyone has other ideas or theories Id love to hear them! Thanks for coming to my ted talk.

[micamone]

hewwo

[dramatic-dolphin]

i'll be honest the "man vs bear" thing is so fucking funny like the only way you've never ran into a man in a forest is if you've never been in a forest. when i'm in a forest and i run into a man (happened so far every time i've been hiking in a forest) what happens is i say "good morning" and he says "good morning" and then we continue on our way. on the other hand if i ran into a bear in the forest i would shit myself.

[ministarfruit]

yuri month day 24: please understand me ♡

(femslashfeb prompt list)

[foldbaron]

Matthew Mercer as Nicolas Cage in Raising Arizona Travis Willingham as Nicolas Cage in Con Air Marisha Ray as Nicolas Cage in The Wicker Man Robbie Daymond as Nicolas Cage in Honeymoon In Vegas Sam Riegel as Nicolas Cage as John Travolta in Face/Off Ashley Johnson as Nicolas Cage in The Rock Laura Bailey as Nicolas Cage in City Of Angels Liam O'Brien as Nicolas Cage in MANDY Taliesin Jaffe as Nicolas Cage in Valley Girl

[im-tired-404]

I need Owen Teague so bad yall

It’s not even funny anymore

FUCKKKKKK

[maesonc-artistic-adventures]

“If there is anyone here, who were to finish the job—put me down….i remember thinking: I hope it’s Seedling. I hope it’s Orym.”

[rainbowsuitcase]

Imagine a metafic (I really hope I'm using that right) where Pete Mitchell is filming his new movie Top Gun on Commander Kazansky's base.

Ice is trying to do serious work here while all these actors are getting in his way and fucking with his schedule and being rude and distracting his Lieutenants.

Commander Kerner got stuck as an advisor and he comes to Ice's office after every shift to bang his head on the wall and complain about another unrealistic scene that got filmed today despite his strong recommendation not to. "He says he's not making a documentary, Ice, I fucking hate this, what did I ever do to you."

Ice always gives him a pat on the back and a shot of vodka.

The producer/main actor Pete Mitchell keeps filming these insane dangerous stunts that are going to get him killed one of these days and Ice so doesn't want to deal with that paperwork.

The Lieutenants draw straws on who gets to do the fly-by, which is coincidentally also Ice's last straw. After dealing with the lucky Lieutenant, he requests Mitchell to his office too to finally fucking explain some things to him.

Mitchell is as reckless as his character and grins when he tells Ice that he's hot when he's pissed off.

Ice gets a cheeky personalized thank you in the movie credits.

Pete invites him to the premiere, not expecting him to actually show up. He does. He wears a suit. He looks so hot in it, Pete wants to rip it off of him.

They end up hooking up instead of going to the afterparty.

Pete's character's callsign is Maverick, and Ice starts calling him that too, because. Well. It fits.

His crazy stunts stress Ice out even when they're no longer happening on his base.

Especially when they're no longer happening on his base. Because what if something actually happens and he can't be there.

Some of the Daggers and 86ers and still in the Navy, some are actors.

I need Slider with Ice, of course, and I need Phoenix as a badass pilot who ends up inspiring one of the characters.

She possibly ends up getting with shy actor Bob.

His character's name is also Bob.

Charlie is movie crew, she’s the one primarily talking to the Navy and dealing with scheduling.

She’s very no-nonsense, she and Ice would probably get along really well if they didn’t have completely different priorities.

I can't decide about Hangman and Rooster, because I can't decide about Goose.

Nick is either an actor whose character Goose dies, and his son Bradley is brought in to play Goose’s son for his debut role.

Or Goose is Ice’s dead friend from the Academy and he has Angst about being Bradley’s Commander.

Either way, Hangster definitely start hooking up at some point.

They have to hide from both Ice and Pete, so they decide to pretend they hate each other.

This does not give Ice any less grey hairs.

"Mitchell, for fuck's sake, teach your actors how to behave. We're trying to work here!"