#the witcher shitpost

[ghostlylicious]

hc as julian gets older there are some things he's not allowed to consume anymore and geralt is constantly trying to save his life, like he always does ❤️ and it looks smth like this

inspired by me telling myself im not allowed to consume smth but consuming it anyways

[twistedappletree]

[crispyliza]

I've got you all figured out fanartists

[hannibard]

And they say romance is dead

[madame-helen]

[blackberrywars]

It's called using the scientific method. Question, hypothesis, experiment, record results, find some big tweezers.

[neokamui414]

It came to me in a vision.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @thesecondsnowflake

for some reason this turn of phrase specifically reminds me of this still of jaskier:

text: Don't touch me! *smack* you whore!

[0dde11eth]

Aiden: so, Mr papa vesemir, I've always wondered, what Lambert was like when he was little?

Papa vesemir: I think you mean young, Lamberts always been little

Lambert: *in the rafters trying to spy* HEY!

[ma-re-zo]

Winter time hehehheheheh look at this Twink

I put negative effort into this sorry

[ghostlylicious]

i dont think geralt likes portals guys

[twistedappletree]

[angelellipsis-devilofdots]

we got it guys

[hannibard]

Interesting how all three ships my blog is centered around have this dynamic huh

[littlesilentrebel]

[kinnniku]

hey poland lets see you redraw this

shes so me