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penitenteyeball · 7 months ago
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#the limit to the number of characters is 140 and I can’t use the same tag twice so this may take time. also I can’t add commas easily so sor#ry for the run on sentences. I doubt anyone will read all this. it’s gonna take a while to write. maybe I just keyboard smash. but that seem#s unoriginal or cheating. and I also wanna use chat gpt but that feels kinda lame? it’s frowned on so much and I don’t wanna be frowned on a#nd idk. I guess I care about what strangers on the internet care about more than myself. which I shouldn’t. I’ll be better tho. anyway i ams#going to be rambling a bit here. but I don’t care. probably no one will read this anyways. maybe I can try some constrained writing prompts.#what with only 140 characters. people usually write a lot of stuff and better under constraints. cause humans be weird sometimes. why on ear#th did I do this to myself???? maybe I will smash!!! agdkdgakfhs!!!! SHDOAGSKFHSJ!!!! bleaugholofomodowopoidk!!! weeepeedeepeedooooooo!! idk#this is boring. I’m only 8 tags in and I’m tired. who knows why I do these things. the mind is a mysterious place. who knows why we do wha w#e do. …. …. idk man. I was gonna say some more stuff about the mind and how weird it is. but I forgor ): now I feel a bit s#ad. but maybe I will remember before the end of this…. spaces make it easier so#spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaceeeeeeesssssss. lol#gonna copy paste 138 spaces in a row and copy paste. then add number at end to make each unique… then this would go so fast…. but is#that cheating? I mean I put these rules on myself. only I would really care if I broke them. but it feels wrong to#so maybe I’ll get this done naturally. with a whole bunch’s spaces to replace a comma. it’ll go so much faster. (:#tag 15. halfway there. goin faster than I thought it would. time flies or something ig. I have an idea#imma try to say all the copypastas I kinda know by memory cause who fucking cares: firstly first. I am gonna do the one about the fitnes#“the fitness gram pace test is a multilevel test that involves many things. like running and sit-ups and push ups and jumping jack eh idk#now for rick roll copypasta. not a real rickroll tho cause there is warning so it’s all cool. I think I’ll stop early like line six or I d k#you know the rules and so do I! a full commitment is what I’m looking for. you know the rules and I do too. never goin to give you up or let#you down or dessert you or anything like that. (I’m jokingly doing it wrong. I actually know them alr. cause been roled a bit.) gon stop now#I know just the starting quote kinda of bee movie. but non else. idk what to say. am tired. is late so idk. idk#this post is taking way to long. I’m on like the second day typing it out ):. I don’t know how much more I can take…. but I must per#servere!!! if I add spaces. then it’ll be done. much quicker. (:(:(: plus I can spam emoticons for fun. :3#:3:3:3:3:3:3:3. (:(:(:(: (;(; :/:/. -_- \: 0: [:<. :>]. =). $). ^_^. *_*. (: I love emoticons#~_~. :p :P. :D. d: :b. q: i-i. T-T. T_T. j-j. -w- uwu. owo. ö. ü. :B. :ß. :oo#:O. :1). QwQ. k: 8ooo>. (|). or i guess (:) might be more anatomically accurate. :+|. •_•. .-. ._. :7). :)#27 tag hereeeeee almost donnn eeeeee. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. heheh. fun. not actually to bad. this was kinda nice.#yayayayayya. we about finished. Twas a fun time. idk why i did this. ig it was kinda fun. noiceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee#words words words. just mostly nonsense. fun fun fun. idk idk din. ooooo. wwww. owowow. nyaaaaa. meow#3030303030!!! 30!!!! last one woot woot. fun’s. hope reading was fun. i liked typing it. so long and thanks for all the fish.(:
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sajakissed · 9 days ago
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if your taking requests, i loved your saja boys kinks!! could you maybe do what kinks the saja boys enjoy in a partner? need them biblically lowkey
kinks they enjoy in a partner
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tags: 18+ nsfw (mdni!), kinks, established relationship
i’m not sure if i understood the request correctly but here you go
Request | Rules | Masterlist
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🎶 JINU
Soft Dom
He loves how you take the lead with a quiet kind of authority — not loud, not aggressive, just a firm tone and guiding hands. It makes him melt.
You whisper instructions in his ear and he follows like a man under a spell. He gets so turned on watching your confidence grow with every command.
Marking
The first time you bit his shoulder hard enough to bruise, he nearly lost it. He wants the reminders the next morning, tracing the spots you claimed.
He especially likes when you leave marks on places only he can see. He’ll flash them in the mirror, lowkey smug and stupidly soft.
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🍿 ABBY
Daddy Kink
You calling him daddy has him puffing his chest out instantly, all smug pride and hungry eyes. It hits his dominance hard and he starts using it as an excuse to go rougher.
You tease him with it outside of bed — dropping the word under your breath in public or during an argument — knowing full well it makes his blood rush south.
Exhibitionism
You push his limits by initiating in places where you might get caught — backstage, in a practice room, against a wall near thin walls.
The idea that someone could hear makes him grit his teeth, whispering filthy promises in your ear as he keeps moving, daring you to be louder.
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🌷 ROMANCE
Hand Kink
You spend an entire night focusing on his hands — tracing its veins, kissing his knuckles, holding them against your skin. You do the same for his claws, making him look at you with a mix of pride and hunger.
You guide his fingers exactly where you want them, moaning when he follows through.
Roleplay
You pitch scenarios with such commitment that even he is surprised. One night you’re the shy fan, the next you’re the enemy caught in his grasp.
You even bring props and stay in character until he’s breathless. The fact that you’re so invested in the game turns him on almost as much as the act itself.
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🎐 MYSTERY
Auralism
When Mystery realizes that you like his sounds during sex, he starts experimenting with whispers, low moans, and breathy words just to see your reactions.
He uses sounds as texture: deliberate licking, quiet humming, or letting breath tickle your throat so every tiny noise from you becomes the signal to press harder.
Manhandling
The first time you push him against a wall, he just stares at you with a slow, dangerous smirk, clearly impressed.
You surprise him by occasionally straddling him or pushing him onto the bed, and even if he could easily overpower you, he lets you win.
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🌀 BABY
Monsterfucking
You play into his demon features, tracing his markings, fangs, or claws while moaning about how dangerous he looks — and it makes him go feral.
Sometimes you roleplay that he’s one of the demons you “shouldn’t” be touching, and he lives for the corruption angle.
Food Play
You love making a show of licking or sucking something sweet before leaning in to kiss him. He calls you shameless, but never stops watching.
You trail whipped cream over his skin, slowly licking it off, making him groan and curse because he’s both turned on and ticklish.
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demie90s · 2 months ago
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Reader is Geno Auriemma’s daughter, and she’s told the team she’s off limits romantically. But that doesn’t stop like three of the players (your pick!) from falling for her anyway. They try to hide it…but Geno starts to catch on.
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(PAIGE / AUBREY / KK (gone laugh you out dem draws))
Off Limits
Paige x Aubrey x KK x fem!reader
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MASTERLIST | MORE
Summary: Being Geno’s daughter comes with rules. Rule #1? I’m off limits.
Warnings: Secret crushes, team tension, coach’s daughter drama, flirty chaos
Word count: ~ 0.6k
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When I committed to UConn, Geno had one rule for the team—don’t touch my daughter.
He said it just like that. At the start-of-season meeting.
“Y’all can joke, y’all can be friends. But if I find out any of you are trying to date her, it’s gonna be a long-ass season.”
The room laughed. I didn’t. Because I knew what was coming. And I was already eating it up.
See, I was raised around this team. I knew the game and the girls. I knew how to flirt without flinching and tease without getting caught. I also knew exactly what I looked like walking into practice with lip gloss and thigh tattoos showing under my hoodie.
So, naturally, it didn’t take long for the tension to get weird.
Paige was the first one to fold. Of course she didn’t say anything. She never does. She’d just sit next to me in film, throw an arm across the back of my chair, and mumble things like, “You always smell like vanilla or trouble.” The first time she said it, I turned my head and smirked. She didn’t blink. Just nodded like she meant it, then went back to taking notes on the Princeton offense.
Cool. Blonde. Nonchalant final boss…be frl. But I saw how she looked at me during warmups. Like she was trying not to blink and miss something.
Then there was Aubrey. Sweet, low-key, absolutely failing at playing it off. Every time I walked into the gym, she’d sit up straighter. Eyes on me, then anywhere but me. I caught her dropping her water bottle once when I waved at her. Legit dropped it and kicked it across the floor trying to recover. She tried to play it off like she was stretching. It was… adorable.
KK though? Man. She was the worst. And by worst, I mean the funniest. That girl would flirt like it was a contact sport. Always talking about something like, “I know you Geno’s kid, but you be lookin’ grown.” Laughing at her own jokes, doing TikToks in the locker room while sneaking glances at me in the mirror.
She’d catch me in the hallway and say, “You got a ride home?”
I’d say, “Yeah.”
She’d go, “That’s wild, cause I was gon’ give you one… on my face.”
Loud as hell. And wrong for it. I’d double over laughing, and she’d just look smug while the rest of the team screamed in the background.
Meanwhile, I’m just existing. Cackling. Kekeing. Acting like shit is sweet. Geno’s pacing at practice yelling about turnovers, and I’m in the corner tying my shoes while KK stares like I’m the sun. Paige watches like she owns me. Aubrey brings me an extra protein shake and won’t meet my eyes.
And Geno…He’s starting to catch on.
The first time he paused mid-sentence at practice and looked between me and Paige, I knew he felt the shift. He narrowed his eyes. Paige stayed cool, flipping a ball in her hand. I smiled. Geno’s jaw tightened.
Two days later, KK gave me a ride to campus and walked me to the dorm. Geno called her into his office the next morning. He’s not stupid.
Last week, he caught Aubrey holding the door open for me like we were in a Nicholas Sparks movie. Said nothing. Just stared for a full five seconds.
Then finally, in the middle of team breakfast, Geno looked around and said, “Let me ask y’all something. Is ‘off limits’ confusing now? Did the definition change?”
The whole table went silent. Paige didn’t look up from her eggs. KK pretended not to hear. Aubrey turned bright red.
I took a bite of my cinnamon roll and smiled.
“Daddy, you good?”
He just stared at me. Then looked back at the team.
“I ain’t stupid. I see everything. And y’all not slick.”
KK coughed into her juice. Paige finally raised her eyes, met his stare, and said, “Cool. But like… hypothetically?”
Geno stood up and walked out. I damn near choked laughing.
Hypothetically, I’m somebody’s problem. Realistically? I’m about to be all three of theirs.
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msbigredmachine · 5 months ago
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40 Days & 40 Nights (Roman Reigns)
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When Roman and Naima commit to abstaining from sex for Lent, they think it’ll be a test of willpower. What they don’t anticipate is just how torturous it will be. The Tribal Chief has always been a man of discipline, but resisting Naima? That might just be his toughest challenge yet.
Pairing: Roman Reigns/Black fem OC
Warnings: Smut
Word Count: 3.8k
A/N: I've been enjoying writing about these two a little too much, thank you for indulging me 😁
This is based off characters from my multi-chapter Roman fic, Finding Angel.
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Day 0: The Agreement
Roman’s tour bus hums softly beneath them, rolling steadily down the highway. It’s late, and they’re curled up together on the leather couch, the glow from the TV illuminating their faces. Naima’s sinfully long legs are draped across his lap, his fingers lazily plucking at her gold anklet.
She sighs, stretching against him like a cat. ���Babe?”
“Hmm?”
“You ever do Lent properly before?”
Roman lifts a brow. “Like, actually giving something up?”
“Mm-hmm.”
He thinks for a moment, rubbing at his beard. “Not really. I mean, I’d try. No cheesecake, no cussing...Never lasted the whole forty days though.” He smirks. “What about you?”
Naima nods. “I have. Back when I used to go to church regularly. But since we’re together now…” She tilts her head, eyeing him with mischief. “We should do something big. A challenge.”
Roman chuckles, giving her calf a squeeze. “Yeah? Like what?”
She purses her lips, watching his hand creep up her thigh. “No sex.”
Roman’s fingers freeze. His entire body goes still. “What?”
Naima grins. “Forty days. Forty nights. No sex.”
He exhales sharply, shaking his head like she’s just spoken in tongues. “Woman, you play too damn much.”
“I’m serious.” She bites her lip, trying not to laugh at his expression; eyes narrowed, lips slightly parted, like he’s just been blindsided. “Lent is supposed to be about self-discipline, sacrifice. If we gon’ do it, might as well go all in and shit.”
He leans back, arms folding over his chest as he casts her a skeptical look. “Define all in.”
Naima ticks the rules off on her fingers. “No sex. No self-gratification. No porn. No nudes.”
Roman blinks. His nostrils flare. “No self-gratification?” His voice pitches higher like he’s in actual distress.
She nods, giggling at the absolute betrayal written all over his face.
“I ain’t built for shit like that,” he mutters, rubbing a hand down his face. “I mean, I got discipline, yeah…But not when it comes to you, baby.”
“Well, big guy,” she sing-songs, smirking, “guess you’ll just have to suffer like the rest of us mere mortals.”
He stares at her like she’s the devil herself, then exhales long and heavy, rubbing his temples. “Five and a half weeks. No fucking, I can’t jack off…” He stops himself, looking genuinely faint.
Naima doubles over laughing, tears in her eyes. “Five and a half weeks, Tribal Chief. You got this.”
Roman leans his head back against the couch, eyes narrowing. “You enjoyin’ this way too much. You really wanna test me like this?”
“Think about it though. We practice some restraint, get closer spiritually…”
He rolls his eyes. “You tryna get closer spiritually, or you just tryna watch me die a slow painful death?”
“You are not going to die,” she assures him, reaching out to toy with the beard on his chin. “Besides, you travel a lot, so it’s not like we’d be up under each other every day. That makes it easier.”
Roman tilts his head, considering. “Mmm, true. But that just means when we do see each other, it’s gonna be torture.”
Naima chuckles, dragging a slow finger up his chest. “I got willpower, baby. Question is, do you?”
Roman stares at her for a long moment, rolling the thought around in his head. Then he exhales, heavy and resigned. “You know what? Fuck it,” he says, full of confidence, his arrogance flaring. “I’m the Tribal Chief. Discipline is what I do.” He sighs again, but this time, his glare lands on her. “Fine. No sex.”
Naima smiles wide, and then holds out her pinky. “Shake on it?”
He hooks his pinky with hers, locking eyes. “Done.” Suddenly, he yanks her closer, their noses nearly touching. “But trust me when I say, you gon’ regret this, mamas.” His hand slides into her loose crop top, closing over the swell of her breast.
Naima shudders but keeps her cool, smirking as she pulls him on top of her. They might as well get one in before the chaos starts. “Not as much as you will.”
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Day 3: The Distance Helps…Sort Of
So far, so good.
Roman is away for Smackdown, and Naima finds his absence manageable. No lingering touches, no heat radiating from his massive frame, no low, gravelly voice in her ear making promises he always keeps. They’ve kept their distance, FaceTiming only briefly before bed.
“You surviving, baby?” she queries, smirking at his grumpy expression.
“Barely.” He shifts under the covers, shirtless, looking way too fine for his own good. “Not gonna lie, I almost gave up today.”
“Oh?”
“This chick at the gym had the exact same perfume you wear.” He groans. “I damn near followed her like a lost puppy before I realized what the fuck I was doing.”
Naima bursts out laughing. “You’re hopeless.”
Roman glares. “Shut up. How you doin’?”
She shrugs, examining her nails. “Fine.”
His eyes narrow. “That’s it?”
She grins. “Told you I got more self-control than you.”
“For now,” Roman grumbles.
Naima laughs. Her man is hilarious even without trying. “Go to sleep, big man. You got work tomorrow.”
He exhales, rolling onto his side. “Text me when you wake up.”
“Of course, big daddy.”
Deathly silence. Then, “Don't call me that right now.”
“Oops. Sorry.”
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Day 7: The Real Struggle Begins
Tonight, Roman is home.
And it’s bad.
Naima planned a chill night; dinner, a movie, nothing crazy. But it doesn’t take long at all before the energy shifts.
He’s fresh out the shower, grey sweatpants worn low on his hips, torso bare, hair damp and loose over his shoulders.
“Hey, beautiful,” he greets, baritone voice like sin.
Naima swallows hard. This is gonna be hell.
She forces a smirk. “Hey, handsome.”
They keep it cool for most of the night. But then, of course, Roman has to test her. They’re on her sectional, his huge arm slung around her waist, and Naima is very aware of the way his fingers keep flexing against her hip.
“Stop that,” she mumbles.
“Stop what?”
“You know what.”
Roman smirks, adjusting his grip, his fingers grazing the bare skin just above her shorts. “I don’t know what you talkin’ about.”
Naima tenses. “Roman.”
“Hm?” His eyes are closed, but he’s smirking.
She narrows her eyes, grabs a pillow and smacks him in the face, startling him enough to sit upright. “Quit playin’ with me!”
He chuckles, removing his hand from her body. “I ain’t even do nothin’!”
“You’re a fucking menace,” she grumbles, getting to her feet. “Can you behave so we can watch this movie in peace?”
Roman sighs dramatically, pulling her to sit on his lap. “Fine. Sit down, girl.”
The movie plays, but neither is watching, not with the way she shifts on his lap, just slightly. Naima swears she feels his breath hitch with every slight movement she makes.
“Damn,” he mutters under his breath.
Naima smirks. “Problem, baby?”
Roman glares at her. “Shut up.”
Naima moves off him, sitting beside him instead. “Maybe you should go take another shower.”
He clenches his jaw. “You evil as hell.”
She winks. “Thirty-three days to go, baby.”
Roman leans in, close enough that she can feel his breath on her lips. “You sure you don’t wanna call it quits?”
Naima squares her shoulders, defiant. “I’m good. Are you sure?”
His jaw clenches, eyes darkening. “I ain’t no quitter, baby.”
They sit there, staring at each other, tension thick enough to slice with a knife.
He groans tiredly, running a hand down his face. “We really fucked up agreeing to this, huh?”
She giggles despite herself. “Yeah. Yeah, we did.”
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Day 11: Personal Problem
Naima leans against the kitchen counter in Roman’s Miami penthouse, idly scrolling through her phone as his deep, tired voice rumbles through the speaker. He’s calling from his hotel room in Chicago, exhaustion laced through his words, but his tone still holds that familiar warmth.
“Baby girl,” he drawls, low and thick, “You know you ain’t playin’ fair, right?”
She smirks, taking a slow sip of her tea. “What I do now?”
“You know what you did,” he grumbles. “Postin’ them damn pictures on IG, wearin’…hell, barely wearin’…that lil’ ass lingerie set, talkin’ ‘bout ‘work.’” His voice drops into a rough murmur. “What kinda sick game you playin’, huh?”
Naima bites her lip, failing to hold back a giggle. “It was for work,” she insists, though she’s well aware of the hell she’s putting him through.
“Yeah, well, you workin’ my last damn nerve,” he mutters. “Ain’t had a decent night’s sleep since Ash Wednesday.” His sigh is deep and frustrated. “I don’t know why I let you talk me into this.”
Naima tilts her head, feigning innocence. “You mean to tell me the big, bad Tribal Chief can’t handle a little discipline?”
He exhales sharply, and she can picture the way he’s rubbing his hand down his face, exasperated. “Discipline? Baby, I’m beyond strugglin’,” he admits, voice dipping into that deep, rich tone that always does things to her. “You don’t know what it’s like, wakin’ up every damn morning, hard as a rock and you can’t do shit about it.”
Naima hums, a slow, knowing smile tugging at her lips, glad to know she’s not the only one that’s sexually frustrated. Still, she needs to keep up the facade. “Sounds like a personal problem to me,” she gloats.
“A personal problem?” Roman scoffs, and she hears rustling on the other end, like he’s pacing. “You the problem! Walkin’ ‘round my house in them little tank tops, no bra. Sittin’ in my lap whenever you feel like it. And don’t even get me started on them massages—”
“I was just being nice. Your muscles were tense,” she teases, far from innocent.
“You were torturin’ me, baby.” His voice is damn near a growl now. “And don’t act like you ain’t strugglin’, too. I know you miss this dick.”
Naima exhales through her nose, tapping her nails against the counter. She does. She really does. But she’s too stubborn to admit it just yet.
“Mmm.” She leans in closer to her phone. “I don’t know, big guy. I think I’m doin’ just fine.”
Roman lets out a long, suffering groan. “You gon’ stop playin’ with me, or what?”
Naima hums, all faux innocence. “Who’s playin’?”
He exhales sharply, like he’s this close to losing it. “You know who.”
She grins, sipping her tea like she’s completely unbothered. “Well, if it’s that bad, you could always tap out.”
His pride bristles instantly. “Hell nah!”
“Then I guess we’re both just gonna suffer.”
A heavy silence lingers between them, thick with tension neither one wants to break. Finally, Roman clicks his tongue.
“Yeah, a’ight. Keep that same energy when I finally get my hands on you.”
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Day 17: Praying For Strength
Naima thought she had this under control.
The first week had been easy enough, a test of willpower she could handle. The second week? A little more difficult, especially when Roman was home, lounging around shirtless, brushing past her on purpose, throwing that look her way.
But now? Now she’s positively struggling.
She’s curled up on her sister Adara’s couch, aimlessly scrolling through Instagram while Julien plays his video game, trying to keep her mind off how pent-up she feels. Coupled with the fact that she also gave up smoking weed for Lent, every little thing these days irritates her, every touch of fabric against her skin feels like too much. She’s restless, annoyed, and horny.
And then, just to make things worse, Roman decides to be an absolute menace.
Her phone buzzes with a DM notification, and when she opens it, her heart damn near stops.
It’s a selfie of him at the gym, shirtless, sweat slicking his chest and arms, making every muscle pop under the harsh overhead lights. His damp hair hangs loose around his face, a few strands sticking to his forehead, and the way his gym shorts sit low on his hips is just—
She stares at the picture for a solid ten seconds, mouth dry. Then the caption pops up:
Praying for strength.
Naima snorts, her face heating as she quickly types back:
Your instigating ass not praying hard enough, apparently.
His response is immediate:
Cuz God sent me you, with your fine ass. Ain’t no strength left, mamas.
She presses her lips together, squeezing her thighs absentmindedly as her thumbs hover over the keyboard. She debates how petty she wants to be; how much she’s willing to let him know he’s getting to her.
Finally, she types:
Don’t tempt me unless you’re ready to start over from day 1.
The three little dots appear immediately. Then—
Admit it, then.
She frowns, typing back: 🤨Admit what?
That you goin through it, too.
Naima sucks her teeth, rolling her eyes.
Boy, please 🙄
Roman sends her something else, a video this time.
The screen opens to a slow pan down his freshly showered body, steam still curling in the background. Droplets of water slide down his chest, over the deep ridges of his abs, the camera lingering on where the towel hangs dangerously low on his hips…low enough to tempt, but not enough to see.
She chokes on air.
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Day 26: Transferred Aggression
“Yo, big man, you good?” Jimmy asks, eyeing Roman warily as he powers through another set, aggressively throwing weights around like they personally disrespected his whole bloodline.
Roman shoots him a glare, chest heaving. “Why the fuck you askin’ me dumbass questions?”
“Cuz you look like you ready to kill somebody,” Jimmy says, crossing his arms, a knowing smirk on his face. “Or maybe you just need to get laid.”
Roman growls low in his throat. “I don’t need your commentary right now, Uce.”
Jey strolls over, sipping a protein shake like he doesn’t have a care in the world. “Damn, what’s wrong with you?”
Jimmy chortles unashamedly, reveling in his big cousin’s self-inflicted suffering. “Lent got him in a chokehold. He can’t fuck Naima.”
Jey lets out a long whistle. “Shiiiiit. No pussy for forty days? You better than me, Uce.”
Both twins burst into laughter while Roman flips them off, his jaw clenching. “Fuck off. I’m fine.”
“Yeah, okay,” Jimmy chuckles, shaking his head. “If you say so, big man.”
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Day 34: Devil’s Advocate
Naima lies on her couch, staring at the ceiling like it personally offended her, when Brandy flops down beside her, loud as ever, smacking on her bubblegum.
“So, let me get this straight,” Brandy says, ticking off on her fingers. “No fucking?”
Naima closes her eyes, exhaling slowly. “Nope.”
Brandy leans in. “No jacking off?”
Her eye twitches. “No.”
Brandy whistles. “No head, no fingers, no rubbin’ up on him just a little?”
“Brandy.”
“For a whole month? Damn, your pussy dry yet?”
Naima groans, dragging a pillow over her face. “Brandy, please.”
But Brandy just grins, kicking her feet up on the coffee table. “Girl, you a damn saint. If that man looked at me the way he looks at you, I’d be sinnin’ daily.”
Naima peeks out from under the pillow, her voice a desperate whine. “It’s been hell, girl. Pure hell.”
Brandy cackles, clearly enjoying her best friend’s peril. “And big man? How he holdin’ up?”
“About as well as you’d expect.”
“So, not well at all?”
“Not even a little bit.”
Brandy throws her head back laughing. “Makes sense. Man been lookin’ like he ready to fight God and everybody else. Bet his ass counting down the days like it’s Christmas.”
Naima groans louder, pressing the pillow to her chest. “So am I.” She tosses her phone onto the couch. “I swear, Brandy, I been having the filthiest dreams. I wake up ready to—”
Brandy’s hands fly up. “Aht, aht! Don’t finish that sentence, nasty ass.” But she’s grinning, eyes twinkling with mischief. “You know what’s funny, though?”
Naima eyes her warily. “What?”
Brandy leans in, voice dropping to a devilish whisper. “Y’all act holy for forty days, but once that clock strikes twelve, I know y’all gon’ be fuckin’ like demons.”
Naima snorts, shaking her head. “Girl, shut up.”
Brandy just laughs harder. “You know I’m right!” Then she perks up suddenly. “Matter fact, hold on, I got somethin’ for you.” She reaches into her purse and pulls out...
Naima sits up immediately. “No!”
Brandy grins, holding up the little pink Rose like it’s a trophy. “Come on. Just say the word, big man don’t even gotta know—”
“I said NO!”
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Day 40: The Countdown Begins
Roman glares at the ceiling of his Atlanta condo, fists clenched at his sides. His jaw ticks as he glances at the time. 11:00 PM. One more hour. One more.
Meanwhile, across town, Naima is stretched out in bed, her fingers drumming restlessly against her bare thigh. She exhales sharply, shifting. Almost there.
Her phone buzzes.
Roman: You up?
She smirks, typing back.
Naima: You countin down the minutes too, big guy?
His response is instant.
Roman: Mamas, I been countin’ down since this morning.
She bites her lip, glancing at the time. 11:33 PM. 
Naima: Be at my place by 12:01.
She can almost taste the threat in his single, solitary reply:
Bet.
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Easter Sunday: Fireworks
By the time the clock strikes midnight, Roman is already at Naima’s door, a look of pure determination in his eyes.
“Baby!” she exclaims, her laughter quickly fading at the look in his eyes as he drops his overnight bag and pulls her into his arms.
“We made it, baby,” he murmurs, his mouth already on her neck. “Forty days. Now get your ass in that bedroom before I lose my damn mind.”
Naima smirks, tugging him by the waistband of his sweats. “Thought you’d never ask.”
Safe to say, now that Lent is over, neither of them wants to waste another second.
Roman barely lets Naima close the bedroom door before he has her pinned against it, his hands gripping her hips with a possessive urgency. Their mouths collide in a kiss so fierce, it feels like they’re trying to make up for all forty days and nights in one moment.
“You don’t know how fuckin’ bad I’ve needed you,” Roman growls, his voice gravelly, lips dragging down her neck. His hands roam freely now, gripping her ass, which is bare underneath his old t-shirt that she’s wearing, and pulling her flush against him to feel just how much he’s missed her, straining through his sweatpants.
Naima drags her palms down his broad back, her hips rolling against him as a breathless gasp escapes her when his tongue sweeps against her bottom lip. “Forty days was too damn long, Ro,” she murmurs, her voice trembling with need.
“And whose fault was that?”
A flush creeps up her skin. “Mine. I’m sorry, daddy.”
His laugh is low, dark, and full of promise. “Oh, you about to be real sorry in a minute. Get over here.” He lifts her like she weighs nothing, carrying her to the bed. The second her back hits the mattress, their hands are everywhere; his sliding up her thighs, pushing her t-shirt over her head, hers making quick work of his own clothes. They both pause for a moment, just to take each other in, their eyes dark with want.
“Damn,” he murmurs, shaking his head as he kneels between her legs. “I almost forgot how sexy you are.”
Naima smirks, though her breath is already uneven. “Boy, you better stop talkin’ and-”
Her words cut off with a sharp gasp as Roman shoves her long legs down against the mattress, pressing her knees toward her chest until her feet touch the headboard. He folds her up effortlessly, pinning her in place, his grip firm as he holds her there, helpless, open, completely at his mercy. Then he sinks that big ol’ cock into her and starts moving right away, each thrust deep and deliberate, carving into her like he’s staking his claim.
Naima has missed it. Too much.
Every second of restraint they’ve suffered through, snaps with every snap of his hips, unleashing something raw, hungry, and unrelenting. Their bodies crash together in a fevered rhythm, each movement rougher, needier than the last. Her toes curl, fingers clawing at his back as he drives his dick in and out of her, hitting deep, hard, like he’s making up for every excruciating second they had to wait.
“Holy fuck, baby,” Roman groans, pressing his forehead against hers, his breath ragged. “You so fuckin’ wet.”
Indeed, the filthy, sloshy sounds of her arousal mix with her breathless cries of pleasure, filling the room, feeding the OTC’s hunger. He groans, drunk off it, off her, and buries his dick to the hilt, rolling his hips, bottoming her out. The way her pussy squeezes around him makes his head drop back, a low moan rumbling from his chest. He hears Naima’s sharp inhale, watches her eyes flutter and roll back…devastated in the best way.
Then he switches it up, pounding into her hard, fast, desperate, before slowing again, grinding deep, making her take every inch. There’s no gentleness at all; it’s rough, it’s passionate, it’s desperate, and both are too horny to want it any other way.
Naima clings to him, watching with glazed, unfocused, elated eyes as Roman grips her thighs tight, his fingers digging into her flesh as he drills his entire length into her, fast and relentless. “Yessss…ohmygod, Ro, fuck me. Give it to me!”
“Unnh, fuck,” he growls, his baritone voice gruff and primal as he obliges. Pleasure zips through him from the top of his head down to the tips of his toes. The bed frame rocks perilously beneath them, the headboard cracking the wall in time with his ruthless, manic pace. 
Naima is lost, her moans shattering into breathless, incoherent whimpers as her orgasm crashes over her with brute force, made doubly intense from weeks without this feeling, from holding out only to come undone like this; hard, relentless, overwhelming. Her back arches, her legs tremble in his hands as wave after wave overtakes her, each one hitting just as forcefully as Roman keeps pounding her into the mattress, near ecstasy himself. 
“Shit, I’m comin’…Oh sh-” His massive body goes stock still as he throbs inside her, pulsing, pouring, fluids and tension draining out of him. Somehow, his grip on her remains unyielding as he holds her in place, making sure she takes every last drop of his cum.
Seconds later, without warning, the bed gives out beneath them with a loud crack, collapsing onto the floor.
For a moment, they lie there in stunned silence, panting and tangled in each other’s arms. Then Naima bursts into laughter, her body shaking with amusement.
“Oh my god, you broke the damn bed!” she wheezes, tears of laughter streaming down her face.
Roman looks down at her, still catching his breath, then at the splintered bed frame beneath them. A sheepish grin tugs at his lips. “My bad.”
Naima smacks his chest, shaking her head. “You’re paying for a new one, big guy.”
He chuckles, pressing a gentle kiss to her forehead. “Done. Long as I get to do this again.”
A wicked gleam flashes in her eyes as she smoothly and carefully flips them over, draping herself over him. “Oh, but we are doing this again,” she purrs, leaning down to slip her tongue into his mouth for a deep kiss before slithering down his body. Her soft lips and warm tongue leave a scorching trail over his skin, her intent clear.
Roman watches through hooded eyes, his breath hitching when her hand wraps around his shaft, stroking him slow and deliberate. “Again?” he rasps, though there’s no real question in his tone, just anticipation.
“Mm-hmm,” she hums, kitten-licking the tip before taking him in, her voice sinful. “Missed you, big daddy.”
Roman’s head drops back against the ruined bed frame, his fists clenching in her hair as his eyes roll back.
“Missed you too, mamas…”
THE END...for now.
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e-vay · 6 months ago
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Heyo! Do you have any tips for making comics? :)
I've been meaning to get back into the swing of it, but concentrating on such a commitment that takes so much time is tough sometimes haha.
How do you make it work? Are there things you avoid/make easier for yourself just to make the process more fun and do-able?
First of all, I’m very happy for you! I think it’s very exciting whenever we return to a craft we were once passionate about. I wish you the best of luck!
This is a big question and I don’t think there’s really one simple answer since all artists are different and have their own strengths and weaknesses.
One of the biggest issues I face is that I have a million ideas but I simply don’t have the time to do them all. I want to share all these ideas but if I gave each and every idea the same amount of attention and detail, I’d hardly get anything done. So here are some things I've learned through my own comic-making experience, but keep in mind it may not be what you're looking for. Also remember this is NOT career advice. I make comics for fun, not for a living. If you’re looking for professional advice I would suggest looking elsewhere 👍
1 - A comic doesn't have to be fully rendered to be entertaining. Although I love to draw and line and color my work, it’s not always necessary. If I feel a punchline is strong enough to stand on its own, I’ll just make it into a doodle comic. In fact, I’ve found that some of my doodle comics perform better than the fully rendered ones! The doodle comics are still very fun for me to draw and they also serve as gestural drawing practice, so in the end it doesn’t feel like I'm making a sacrifice. I'm still getting my ideas out there and I'm still drawing, I'm just prioritizing what gets more attention so I can better manage my time.
2 - Not every panel needs an illustrated background. You definitely need to show backgrounds for establishing shots and when characters are interacting with the scene. But sometimes the focus needs to be entirely on the character and/or what they’re saying. You can choose to have a solid color background and maybe add a few textures to keep it visually interesting. You're still putting in the effort to make your art pop, but you aren’t losing a ton of time by drawing dozens of backgrounds. Color is also a good way to convey mood. I do that a lot in my comics, like this bit from “My Gal”:
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^ I was trying to show a progression in excitement here, so having the colors change from cool to warm does a better job portraying that than if I just had a standard, scenic forest background for all the panels.
3 - Use resources: That's what they're there for! Because I make all these comics by myself, I have had to find resources to help me get through some of the steps faster so I can focus more on the story writing and the artwork. For example, to help me save time on lettering, I use the Onomatopedia font and the Manero Panels, SFX and Bubbles brush set for Procreate. I’m still selecting the sound effects and choosing the appropriate bubbles and tails to suit the mood and scale of the text, but this has saved me a ton of time because I’m not drawing each individual element by hand over and over again. Personally, I purchased these resources but I'm sure there are plenty of free tools out there that you can use.
As far as making it more fun... Honestly, I just love comics as an art form so much that learning about all the 'rules' and techniques and 'SOP's behind comics makes it more fun for me to make them. I recommend checking out tutorials and tips (even if you think you already know it all) and you might be surprised at how much it might ignite more of your comic-making passion. For example, I've spent hours on Blambot's "How-To" page and on ComicDevices.com just to try and soak up as much as I can. They're full of fascinating reads that make me want to try out different things!
I hope this helps! Good luck with your comics!
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fallinallincurls · 2 years ago
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pancakes for two, i will always love you
this is my (late) entry for demi's lowkey lovefest 2k24! thank you so much for hosting this fun little challenge @wyattjohnston!
this fic is also a belated birthday gift to the amazing @desiredposion!! inspiration struck and i had to make the most of it so i hope you love this! this was also my first time writing for nico which was so much fun.
prompt used: "don't ever stop looking at me like that."
heavily inspired by the lyrics "maple syrup, coffee, pancakes for two, hash brown, egg yolk, i will always love you" from keep driving by harry styles
hope you enjoy!! feedback is always appreciated! xx
word count: 1.3k+
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Dating a professional hockey player means that slow mornings are a rarity. Usually, Nico is up and out the door for morning skate before your eyes even open. But today, you’re lucky enough to get the extra time in bed with the man you love for the first time in what feels like forever.
As sunlights bathes the room in a subtle, but beautiful golden glow, you snuggle in closer to Nico in an effort to absorb the heat radiating from his body. His strong arms tighten around you instinctively and even though his eyes remain closed, he presses a kiss to your forehead before dropping his head into the crook of your neck.
“Morning, Neeks.”
“Mm,” He hums contently, making you giggle and you relish in the rough feeling of his scruff against your skin. You card a hand through his tousled hair, earning a soft moan in response.
“Come on, schatzi.” He murmurs, dragging out the syllables of each word as a slight smirk appears on his lips. “You know how much I like it when you play with my hair.”
“Oh trust me, I know.” You chuckle, moving your hand to his cheek just as Nico lifts his head and his gorgeous brown eyes meet yours. A comfortable silence settles between the two of you, the playfulness that was evident just seconds ago fading even though the identical tender smiles on your faces continue to grow.
“We don’t get to do this enough.” Nico whispers, gaze never leaving yours as he pulls you impossibly closer to him. You rest a hand on his bare chest, feeling the steady beat of his heart and try to commit every detail about this moment to memory. Nothing but pure adoration rushes through your veins as you admire the beautiful man next to you.
“That’s okay. It makes these rare mornings that much more special.”
“I’m going to tell the team we can’t ever have practice until after 10 at the earliest.” Nico grins, his dimples appearing as he laughs at his own little joke.
“You have that power as captain?” You tease, pressing a kiss to his nose, his cheek, and finally his lips. Nico smiles into the kiss before deepening it for a few seconds, bringing out that familiar need for him.
“I don’t really know, but I deserve some more time with my girl so I’ll make it a rule. I don’t care what anyone says.” He mumbles against your lips, voice low and still full of sleep.
Your heart swells as you drink in the sight of your boyfriend. Nico’s eyes are sparkling with love and his sweet smile is the most gorgeous thing you’ve ever seen. His hair is a mess but somehow still looks perfect and you absentmindedly trace shapes on his shoulder, feeling the well toned muscles there. 
He is a dream. And despite all odds, you’re the lucky one who gets to love him every single day. That’s something you’ll never take for granted because you never thought you’d find someone as kind, caring and amazing as Nico.
Yet, here you are. 
You’re pulled out of your thoughts when Nico presses another tender kiss to your cheek before pulling away like he’s going to get up.
“Hey, hey! Where do you think you’re going?” You tease him, grabbing onto his forearm in an effort to keep him in bed.
“To make breakfast?” Nico replies, more as a question than a statement. His brows knit together in confusion and the cutest look crosses over his facial features.
“Right now? We can’t stay and cuddle for five more minutes?” Nico can’t help but chuckle at the adorable pout you’re putting on display, but doesn’t give into your antics. Instead, he leans down to give you one last kiss before heading towards the bedroom door.
“Yes, right now. By the time you’re done with your morning routine, everything will be ready. I promise. We have all day to be cozy and do absolutely nothing.” He reassures you, that cheeky smile of his blossoming across his lips and bringing out his dimples again.
“Not fair, Neeks!” You call after him, that giddy feeling of happiness rushing through you when you hear his laughter floating down the hallway. After soaking in the warmth for a few more seconds, you reluctantly drag yourself out of bed to shower and get your morning routine done. 
And true to his word, when you enter the kitchen dressed in sweats and one of Nico’s shirts ready for a lazy day in with your boyfriend, you find the counter covered in a full breakfast spread. A mug of coffee made just the way you like it, pancakes for two, maple syrup, hash browns and eggs are all plated and ready to be enjoyed.
“Nico,” You breathe out, shock and awe evident in your voice. Nico is always doing something sweet for you, no matter how big or small, but you weren’t expecting this at all. “What is this for?”
“Just because.” Nico shrugs, a bashful look on his face. His cheeks are pink with blush and those gorgeous brown eyes are twinkling with excitement. “We don’t get many mornings together like this. I wanted to spoil you. Made all your favorites.” He admits before stealing a kiss from you and passing you a full plate he somehow put together without you noticing. 
“I love you.” There’s nothing else you can say. After all the time together, these little gestures still warm your heart and are the kindest reminders of Nico’s love for you.
“I love you too, schatzi. Now come on, let’s eat. We’ve got a whole lot of nothing to do today.” Nico teases, sitting down next to you at the table. 
As you enjoy breakfast together, the two of you talk about everything and anything. Nico tells you some funny stories from practice yesterday and catches you up on all the drama about how Jack likes a girl, but won’t make a move. You fill him in on your latest project at work and how you scheduled a girls day with your best friend for later that week. 
“We’re going to check out that new bookstore in Hoboken! The one right by the restaurant we really like on the waterfront. I’m looking for the next book in the series I’m reading so hopefully they have it.”
Noticing Nico has been quiet the whole time you’ve been talking, your rambling trails off. But before you can ask what’s wrong, your breath is stolen away. Because when you take in the sight of your boyfriend, you see the fondest look on his face. One that you recognize of pure love and adoration. It’s the look of someone who has found exactly where they should be. The look of someone who has found happiness in the simplicity of spending their life with another person. 
“Please don’t ever stop looking at me like that.” You murmur, the words slipping past your lips before you even realize what you’re saying. Nico’s gentle smile just grows, his hand reaching for yours. 
“Like what?” He teases, that familiar playfulness evident through his question. 
“Like nothing else in the world matters but the love that we have. Like you’re the happiest right here with me.”
“I am the happiest with you. Always will be.” Nico whispers before pulling you in for a deep kiss. He says everything with that kiss, words aren’t necessary and wouldn’t do justice to how he feels about you. You melt into his gentle touch, smiling against his lips as everything else falls away for just a moment.
“And you’re right,” He starts when the kiss breaks, his big brown eyes never leaving yours. “Nothing else even compares to the way I love you.” 
And right then, over pancakes and coffee that Nico made you, you know he’s going to be the man you marry. The one you spend the rest of your days with. Because this kind of love is once-in-a-lifetime and you don’t want to go through life without him by your side.
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drunkonalcohol · 5 months ago
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based of that one imagine of like gihun stuck in a time loop and not giving a shit about it. idk i how to use this app yall pls help me. How tf do u add pictures?
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"Red Light, Green Light, Again." 
At first, Gi-hun tried to do things the hard way. Making alliances, forming plans, agonizing over who he could save. Now? Now he’s here to put on a show.
Speedrun Start: Red Light, Green Light
The first time he played this game, he barely made it. The second, he figured out the timing. The tenth, he mastered the rhythm. The hundredth, he started experimenting.
Now?
The doll’s head barely finishes spinning forward before Gi-hun takes off at a dead sprint.
Someone screams. Players flinch. A few of them stumble back, expecting to see him drop dead on the spot.
Instead, he slides across the finish line a full minute ahead of everyone else.
The doll chirps, "Player 456, eliminated—"
BZZT.
The speakers cut out for a second, and then the mechanical voice corrects itself. "Player 456, cleared."
In-ho watches this from the control room, fingers tightening around his radio. "What."
Gi-hun stands at the finish line, brushing himself off. He glances up at the cameras, grinning. He waves.
Behind him, the other players are still frozen in shock.
New personal best.
Honeycomb: Exploiting the System
Sang-woo, as usual, hesitates at the candy tin, looking at Gi-hun like he wants to say something.
Gi-hun winks at him and picks the umbrella.
Sang-woo looks like he’s watching someone commit actual suicide.
The moment the game starts, Gi-hun flips the tin over and smashes it against the ground. The candy cracks perfectly along the shape. He stands up, holding out the umbrella with a flourish. "Done."
The guards don’t react. They don’t know how to react.
The worker monitoring the station scrambles to check the rules. "Is that allowed?"
"...There’s no rule against it."
In-ho, watching from the control room, rubs a gloved hand down his face.
Sang-woo stares at him like he’s just grown wings.
Gi-hun strolls past him, handing in his umbrella piece with a satisfied grin. "You should really read the fine print, buddy."
Tug-of-War: Advanced Mechanics
In his first few runs, he followed the old man’s strategy. It worked. But Gi-hun has had time to refine the meta.
He handpicks a team that should be doomed. No Sang-woo, no Ali, just a bunch of people who always died here.
And then, instead of playing by the rules, he yells, "JUMP ON THREE!"
His team jumps forward at the exact right moment, jolting the other team off balance.
Then he yells, "PULL NOW!"
They win in five seconds flat.
The workers just stare.
In-ho, in the control room, slowly pushes his hands together in front of his mask. "This little shit."
Marbles: Sequence Break
Gi-hun finds Il-nam sitting in the alleyway, waiting for him with that gentle old-man smile.
Gi-hun squats down, resting his arms on his knees. He tosses a marble in his hand, watching the way the light catches it.
"You’re the mastermind, aren’t you?"
Il-nam blinks. "What?"
"Come on, you think I don’t know? You disappear right before the big finale? The guards don’t shoot you? The whole ‘Oh, I just wanted to feel alive again’ monologue? Give me some credit, old man."
Il-nam’s face does something strange. "How—"
Gi-hun waves him off. "Relax. I’m not mad. I’m just bored. So how about this? I win this game, you pull some strings, and I get to skip Glass Bridge. Deal?"
Il-nam stares at him for a long, long time.
Then he laughs.
New skip discovered.
Glass Bridge: Tool-Assisted Playthrough
Gi-hun stands at the edge of the glass panels, arms crossed, while the other players stare at him, waiting.
The usual panic begins. The first few contestants get shoved. The survivors hesitate. The clock ticks down.
Gi-hun sighs. "Move."
He steps forward—and before anyone can react, he pulls a gun off one of the guards.
In-ho, watching from the control room, leaps out of his chair. "WHAT THE FU—"
Gi-hun calmly shoots out the panels, one by one, watching to see which ones break.
Then he hops across the safe ones, whistling.
Behind him, someone whispers, "What the fuck."
Even the VIPs are losing their shit.
"Where did he even get a gun?!"
"Who cares? This is amazing!"
Finale: Any% Completion
By the time Gi-hun reaches the last round, everyone is afraid of him.
The guards hesitate before addressing him. The remaining players stay far, far away. Even Sang-woo—ruthless, brilliant Sang-woo—looks at him like he’s something other.
And In-ho?
In-ho is watching from the balcony with the silent frustration of a man who has lost control of his own game.
Gi-hun tilts his head back to look at him. He gives him a mocking little salute.
The Squid Game has rules. But Gi-hun has had time. And the more he plays, the more he breaks those rules.
This is his game now.
He smirks.
"Let’s finish this."
Meanwhile, Jun-ho is sitting in the vents, completely horrified.
"What the fuck is WRONG with this guy?"
Idk maybe i should add Inho to the time loop as well, cuz I’m bored.
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thatrandyalexfroma03 · 4 months ago
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Random Zach/Tommy muse
I blame you all for interacting with me... Buck's phone call was awkward, first Buck explained that he didn't want to be that guy to call Tommy when he needed something.
But
Buck did.
“I...I... well really me and Athena, we, uh need a helicopter,” Buck had said, like he was asking for a cup of sugar.
“And... t-there’s a small, tiny chance that using it might technically result in a domestic and international terrorism charge, maybe, probably.”
Naturally, Tommy should’ve said no.
So obviously Tommy said yes.
Which is why he was currently sneaking around the base, trying to steal an LAPD helicopter without getting caught.
"T-Bone, my man, how's it hanging."
Fuck right now.
"Not now Zach."
Zach frowned, glancing over the helicopter that was almost finished being prepped for flight.
"There's no flights due out." Zach said, 'T-Bone, whatcha doing?"
"Nothing."
"Uh huh,"
Tommy did not have time to have this discussion, "Zach, fuck off, and you saw nothing."
"Oh my god, paint me purple and call me a grape, is Daddy T stealing another helicopter, I thought it was just a rumour! That is sexy, is it for Buck again?"
Tommy face palmed himself so hard. "Zach."
"Never fear T-Bone, Zac-attack is here."
"You can't."
"Why not?"
Tommy sighed, "Zach you need to go, and pretend you saw nothing."
"Uh, but I saw a handsome man stealing an LAFD helicopter for his very dashing boyfriend, that's kinda hard to forget, wait-"
Tommy actually stopped, which was on Tommy.
"-Someone should call a porn studio, this would make a great porno."
Tommy pointed toward the hangar doors. “Leave. Now. Or I swear to god...”
“I’m coming.” Zach insisted.
Tommy groaned as he climbed into the helicopter. “You’re not coming.”
“Not cumming, obviously,” Zach added with a wink. “But emotionally, spiritually, morally? Oh, I’m in the cockpit, babe.”
Before Tommy could tackle him, Zach slid smoothly into the co-pilot seat like he belonged there. “Cozy. I’ll handle the radio. You focus on the crimes.”
“You can’t be here,” Tommy snapped. “This is an unauthorized flight involving an unsanctioned incursion that could technically be considered a terror threat....”
“Ohhh, Daddy T going full rebellion. I’m into it. Also.....terrorism? Damn, dog. That’s spicy. Also, I have no idea what half those words you just used mean, but they sound sexy.”
“Yes. Domestic and international terrorism is very sexy.” Tommy snarked back.
Zach whistled. “Wow. We’re going global with it. Okay. So, you can be Domestic. I’ll be International. No offense, I’m just younger and better looking... the media’s gonna love me.”
Tommy turned slowly. “Zach, get. Out. Of. The. Helicopter.”
“Come on, big boy. You know the rules. Be gay, do crimes. You’re very gay. So now it’s time for you to do very crimes.”
Tommy stared at him.
Zach grinned wider.
Tommy took off, "I hope you realise how much trouble your in."
"Meh, it'll be fine." Zach said casually as base attempted to contact them.
"How can you be so sure?"
"I mean, if it's you and Buck committing terrorism it has to be for a good cause right? You know not a lot of people talk about the good that terrorism ca-"
"Zach." Tommy warned into the headset, cutting the younger man off before he said anything too offensive.
"Yes?"
"Shut up before I push you out."
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bwat5-blog · 7 months ago
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Beginners Guide To Making A Point: Arcane
**Spoilers For Arcane**
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Good morning my friends. Have you or someone you know been victimized by one of the mean folks like myself ripping apart your takes on the show Arcane? Well today there is hope. I’m here to share the sinister secrets of our trade that allow us to commit such dastardly deeds. So the next time one of us comes knocking, you will be ready!
All too often, I see kind and gentle folks like you innocently trying to make statements like the ones below:
1. Caitlyn Kiramman murdered kids!
2. Caitlyn never showed any remorse!
3. Caitlyn lost her mom and acted like that was a justification for her crimes!
4. Caitlyn looked down and didn’t love Vi!
Now you aren’t doing anything wrong. Just sharing your take on this story and what happens. But then someone like me will come along and reblog with some snarky title and something like this:
1. There is no evidence of that whatsoever in any single moment of the show
2. I’d run down the various moments where she does show remorse
3. I’d list the long series of traumatic incidents that severely impact her mental state leading to her eventual fall into Ambessa’s clutches
4. Id explain that there are three moments and three moments only when she ever says a negative thing about Zaunites.
A- she calls the people who attacked the memorial animals immediately afterward. And lets be clear, they were.
B- She says Vi and Jinx share blood during her lowest and darkest moment.
C- She says something regarding the depravity of Zaun or something when talking to Singed after the Stillwater massacre. Of course I’d use the whole quote.
Then I would point out that she saved Vi’s life twice, spared Jinx after all she’d done to Cait in season 1 because Vi asked her to, started a war by trying to save Vander, and gave Vi the choice to free Jinx knowing full well Vi may leave and never return.
And you’d have a bunch of mean comments that hurt your feelings and people making fun of you and so on. But! I’m gonna show you how I do it and help you make your next case in a way people like me can’t attack. First we need to discuss one very simple rule
If you can’t back it up with content, it didn’t happen:
Now this one sounds simple. But it can be tricky to master. Let me give you an example-
Example: “Caitlyn murdered innocent Zaunites with The Grey!”
Okay. Now I know in your mind you see this and think, “well yea? I mean we saw the sketches of people who grew up surrounded by it their whole lives having problems. And Jayce suggests Viktor’s condition may have been caused by it. She exposed people to it that means she killed them”.
There is not in a single second of any frame, evidence that anyone died from exposure during the strike team’s operations. In fact we see several characters who were exposed, Caitlyn included, who are fine later. And I know, what you are thinking:
“But OP we don’t know if there were long term latent complications!”
Correct. And unless Riot and Fortiche tell us we never will. Vi could have CTE, Jinx could have untold issues from being infused with Shimmer, Sevika could have lung cancer. It’s all speculative. So if it didn’t happen, it isn’t good for analysis.
Going a tad bit deeper
Now this one does go even further. Let’s use this example:
Example- “Caitlyn never apologized!”
Now I see this one a lot. And I get it. She never says sorry out loud. So if you misunderstand the rule that means she doesn’t. But you notice it says “if you can’t back it up with the content”.
So while Caitlyn never speaks the words, we know she :
1. starts a war to save Vander
2. takes no action when Jinx has her back to her and instead rushes to save a wounded Vi
3. keeps Jinx in the Kiramman bunker rather than Stillwater and forgoes judgement until Vi wakes
4. has several bits of dialogue expressing her regret and self-hate
5. lets Vi make the choice to free Jinx, shows Vi love and acceptance when she feels she lost everyone
6. is quite clearly remorseful touching the place where she hit Vi.
These are quite clear signs of her remorse. So what does that mean? It means that even if it isn’t explicitly shown I can back it up with clear examples that are content driven. None of that is speculative. It is all clear and on screen.
And some of these are harder, like this one:
“Ekko clearly didn’t dispute the use of The Grey”:
We didn’t see Ekko. We didn’t hear from him during the strike team’s mission about what they were doing. So how can I say that?
1. We know he was in Zaun
2. He’s the firelight commander and has been battling Silco/shimmer for years for his people
3. He fights for the people of Zaun
These are all indisputable. And I can source each of these details directly from content. So sometimes you have to dig alittle deeper. But you can still support your ideas with plain on screen evidence.
*An Important Note*
We must also be careful not only to be sure we only use detail we can back up, but that we don’t exclude detail that does not support us. A great example for this is this one:
EXAMPLE: Caitlyn lost her mom and acts like that single loss justifies a full on dictatorship.
Now someone like me would come along and list the multiple times Jinx almost killed Caitlyn, the total eradication of Caitlyn’s faith in the pre-existing system after Marcus tried to murder her, the deaths of many of her peers in front of her, her abduction and possible torture at Jinx’s hands, listening to Jinx try and convince Vi to murder her, sparing Jinx at Vi’s pleading then watching Jinx murder her mother.
Now I’ve come and used all those details you left out and made you look silly. No one wants that! So be sure to include everything relevant. If its a good take it will survive it.
Conclusion:
So, using this guide hopefully you can craft your next analysis with the detail and content and avoid interactions with unpleasant folks like me. Just remember! Let’s leave the imagination in fanfics and keep the analysis to the content itself. Don’t worry though, if you lose track I’m here to help you out.
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redtsundere-writes · 1 year ago
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Would you consider continuing sukunaxservant? I’m in love with that au 💗💗💗
🥺👉👈 I beg
Hiya! Since you guys and Wattpad ate up my King!Sukuna x Servant!Reader one-shots, I decided to turn it into a series on Wattpad and AO3!
The first 4 one-shots (Ear Cleaning, Ribs, Blood Bath and Eyes on Me) will be included, but they'll be longer and better. So if you like any of those caught your attention, please check out the full version :) Thank you for the support!
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Tyrant's Favorite | Sukuna Ryomen
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Sukuna walked through the corridors illuminated by the dark sun that ruled among the kingdoms. His long, heavy footsteps made the marble floor rumble under his weight. His sharp profile, tattooed shoulders and large body, contrasted by the reddish sky of the cursed land, terrifying any small human who encountered him. He was a king who could control anything thanks to the terror that his large body and absolute power conveyed. He had the power on his hands to kill whatever and whenever he wanted like an omnipotent god, but he liked to watch his rats run from one side to the other to obey his mercy. It amused him to play with his servants to the point of making them cry, tremble or, in extreme cases, commit suicide. He had plenty of servants, so he could afford to kill as many as he wanted. The poor uniformed humans trembled if his dark eyes rested on them. They all tried to dodge him at all costs to avoid performing tasks that involved being near him, especially cleaning his ears. 
Being a monster with senses sharpened to the max, he hated having his ears touched, but it was necessary for him to clean them to have his five senses ready for any battle. He is not someone ticklish, but his ears are the most sensitive part of his entire body. He could clean his own ears himself, but what kind of almighty, omnipotent king would clean his own ears when others could do it?
His eyes navigated through the long and endless corridors of the terrifying castle where he lived with all his subjects. The king's home was a place where darkness, cold, and uncertainty dominated the atmosphere. Even though it was surrounded by luxuries, it felt more like a secret attic than a castle fit for a king. Silver chandeliers, red candles parading on the walls and furniture upholstered with exotic fabrics from around the world decorated each room that was commonly surrounded by portraits made by hundreds of artists who feared for their lives. 
His predatory eyes sought out the first poor servant that crossed his path. He heard the bristles of a broom being scrubbed against the floor. Sukuna spotted a small figure sweeping one of the guest rooms. There you were, humming a song softly from your childhood as you made the broom dance from side to side. You were so focused on your task that you didn't notice the king standing dangerously close to you. As you turned around, you suddenly bumped into his imposing body, giving you a mini heart attack. Dressed in elegant robes, gold rings on each finger and with a wicked grin on his face, he was looking at you as if you were a despicable creature he could get rid of in the blink of an eye. 
You are the youngest and most inexperienced servant in the entire castle. You had not been living there for more than two months, so your direct interactions with the king had been few. Sukuna saw you from head to toe. He remembered you perfectly from the day he met you. Your neatly combed pigtails with two white bows showed off your innocence, the corset accentuated your small waist and the long brown skirt covered your promising legs. He accepted it, you were cute. Other than that, you were a disgusting human like everyone else, but there was something about you that caught his attention. Sukuna didn't know exactly what it was that you had. For the time being, he would continue to treat you as you deserved for being a nasty rat. Immediately, you knelt before your majesty. Your head rested in your hands against the freshly swept floor, your fingers barely touching his feet because of the closeness. 
“Are you having fun?” Sukuna asked, sarcastic. 
“No, my king,” you answered quickly, avoiding making eye contact. 
Sukuna placed one of his bare feet on your back. The oppressive weight crushed you against the cold floor. You prayed inwardly that your bones wouldn't start to creak. You bit your lower lip and closed your eyes tightly to avoid letting out a moan of pain. Having satisfied his need to make the new maid see who her master is, he removed his foot from your agonized back. You took a deep breath to fill your lungs with air again. 
“To my room. Now,” he ordered without deigning to look at you before leaving the room. You remained on the floor, slowly catching your breath. A metal taste touched your tongue. You bit your lower lip so hard what it was bleeding.
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bomertheshark · 2 years ago
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Scenting
A Clark Kent x top male reader
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You worked as a contract assistant for hero’s . Anytime a hero needed anything to be taken care of when they were visiting from out of town or if they just needed an assistant during their personal life while they were out fighting crime. To get into this job you had to have a certain commitment since the pros would divulge personal information about their true lives, which was no laughing matter if you were just going to sell them out.
All of this to say that your newest client was the elusive Superman also now known to you as Clark Kent a writer for the Daily Planet. With good recommendations from your boss and previous clients he decided to hire him as his assistant for around 8 months. He didn’t really want to commit to the full year but it was better than nothing. You waited on him hand and foot for anything he could need. If he needed groceries, needed a tableau submitted, for his clothes to laundered, even to contact other pros for assistance and such. In order for you to be close to him you rented an apartment near him without being so close that it was suspicious. You learned a lot about him at the 6 month mark, He loved being a reporter but hated the people he worked with, a lot of women actually liked him but the most persistent so far was a woman named Lois Lang. no matter how hard he tried to get her off his back she wouldn’t let go. It got so bad that she had started to slightly stalk him to the point where she became suspicious of you and Clark’s relationship. She actually tried to confront you about it saying things like “You should stay away from Clark he isn’t gay like you.” And “Even if he was gay I could turn him since he would never consider you.” None of it bothered you per say since you were comfortable with your sexuality and knowing the rules of your contract even if you liked him you couldn’t be together since he wanted clear boundaries after working with you for 4 months. But you were concerned for Clark just in case you were seen with him as Superman as well and some villain pieced it together, to pull the suspicion away from you both you and your boss decided it would be better if you started meeting a coworker and making it look like you were in a relationship.
Everything was going fine for the next few months even though Clark had become a bit weird around you. He stopped asking for things sometimes or he started asking for a lot from you. You were starting to get slightly suspicious when it all came to a head when he came to you wanting to break the contract. You were slightly alarmed at first but understood that since he didn’t even want to commit to the full year he must not have needed you anymore, no fuss no muss you signed the break and alerted your boss that the contract was no longer in place and that you would be moving back to your previous residence.
Thought something weird had happened the night you were to move out of the apartment, Clark had been watching you closely but not offering to help which was strange since he normally was really nice and made conversation before insisting on helping you move something around. You made a point not to point it out but it still struck you as strange. Once you finally moved back into your place you visited your coworker to tell thank them for pretending to be their partner so that it wouldn’t out your client. Obviously he had no quips about it and sent you on your way with some leftovers after you two had dinner together.
Time passed and you were just going into your room to take your before bed shower. You were startled to see your old client Clark Kent standing near the doorway to the balcony. “Oh God! What are you doing here Mr. Kent?” You said calming your beating heart. “Oh, well I’m not sure I think I just wanted to see you… I’m not sure.” He responded looking fidgety.
You weren’t really sure when he made his was over to you but he was now holding on to you as he was smelling your neck, not aggressively just almost soaking it in before you pulled away, something was obviously the matter. He almost looked like a dog with its hackles raised a look of someone had touched something that was his. “You went to go see them again?” He said in a low tone. You confused responded by asking him what he meant. “That man, I can smell him on you. Did you go to see him again?” He said almost like he was accusing you of lying. “Oh! You mean my coworker! Yeah I went to have dinner with him and talk.” He was not satisfied by this answer as he shoved you onto the bed. “You had dinner with him?! Why would you have dinner with him?” At this point you were really confused, concerned and a tad agitated, your client who broke off the contract found your residence and is now throwing you around while asking really weird questions, fed up with this you full on asked him what he meant by that, why he was in your bedroom and why he just decided to throw you onto the bed. He didn’t answer anything just standing there staring at you.
You changed your position to be sitting on the edge of the bed hands behind you holding you up with your legs spread and leaning a bit back to get a full look of his face. Once this change happened Clark seemed to have some sort of realization before apologizing to you and getting on his knees. “Clark are you okay? Do you need me to call someone for you or something?” This broke him out of his trance and now he was in between your legs staring up at you. Startled you instinctively grabbed him by the hair tilting his head back. He whined from this, he fucking whined. At this point you start to realize what all of this has been, it all made sense now. He was jealous of the fact that you were “seeing” someone else, broke the contract at the realization that he liked you because he wanted to get closer and the night your contract was officially terminated he came to see you hoping to be with you but smelt the very man he was jealous of and thought you were dating.
Once you brought this up to him he confessed and cried to you a little about how he wanted to be with you and wanted you to like him back. This also made you realize that you totally forgot to tell him why you were “dating” this guy and that it was all fake in the first place.
You also realized that your boss totally knew this and probably didn’t tell you to because she knew that the hero liked you in that way.
All of this now led to now where he’s all over you, naked just covering you in his sent while enjoying the feeling of being full from your cock. Everything was exactly as he wanted it.
You’ll thank your boss later for this but for now you have to take care of the hero who was drunk off your scent.
Sorry this one took so long! I really liked just writing more about the time together than the smut.
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captonite · 2 months ago
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The Rule
Chubs tries to pay for something at a diner or gas station and all three boys are suddenly in a race to throw their wallets at the cashier. Cas pulls out ancient Roman coins because he’s “contributing.” They argue over who gets to cover her milkshake.
The bell over the diner door jingled softly as Chubs stepped inside, holding the laminated menu like it was sacred scripture. The place smelled like syrup and burnt coffee, and Dean looked thrilled about it.
“Now this,” he said, eyeing the waitress already approaching with a coffee pot, “this is America.”
Sam rolled his eyes but smiled anyway as they all slid into the booth—Dean and Chubs on one side, Sam and Castiel on the other. It was supposed to be a quick bite after a long, grueling salt-and-burn. Chubs still had a smudge of dirt on her cheek, and Cas’s trench coat had what was probably ghost goop on it. They looked… lived-in. Tired. But happy.
The waitress—blonde, gum-smacking, and definitely flirting with Dean—handed them menus and took their orders, and for a while everything was warm and familiar: clinking cutlery, shared bites, Dean telling a story with wild hand gestures, Sam arguing about historical inaccuracy, and Cas nodding solemnly at the ketchup bottle like it just revealed a prophecy.
Then came the check.
And Chubs—sweet, innocent, just-trying-to-help Chubs—reached for it.
Immediately, chaos.
“Whoa, nope,” Dean barked, reaching across her. “Don’t even think about it.”
“I just want to—Dean, seriously—”
“Nope. Nope. Not happening.”
Sam snatched it next, faster than she expected. “You’re not paying. End of story.”
Cas blinked at her like she’d just committed a felony. “Is this… a rebellion?”
“What?” Chubs laughed, baffled, trying to steal the bill back from Sam’s hand. “I just wanted to cover breakfast—what is the big deal?”
“It’s the principle,” Dean said, waving a fry at her like a gavel. “You’re not allowed to pay when you’re with us.”
Sputtering, she looked around at the three of them like they were the ones being ridiculous. “Is this… a rule?”
“Yes,” Sam and Dean said in unison.
Cas added, “Dean created it. I memorized it.”
Chubs crossed her arms. “I’m not a kid. I can pay for breakfast.”
Dean leaned forward, eyes gleaming. “No one’s saying you can’t. We’re saying you don’t have to. You don’t get to. You’re our girl. That’s the rule.”
Sam, softer now, added, “We’re not doing this because we think you owe us. We do it because we want to. You’ve done so much for us, Chubs. Let us spoil you a little.”
Cas tilted his head. “You are… treasured.”
That shut her up.
Warmth bloomed in her chest, unexpected and a little overwhelming. She looked down at her plate, blinking quickly. Her voice was quiet when she finally spoke. “It’s just… sometimes I want to show you guys I care, too.”
Dean reached across the table, calloused fingers wrapping gently around her wrist. “You do. Every single day. You don’t need to flash a card to prove it.”
Sam added with a teasing smile, “But if you really want to show us love, you can let Dean finish your hash browns.”
“No, she can’t,” Dean snapped, protective of her plate now. “Let the girl eat.”
Chubs giggled, her heart full and sore in the best way. “Fine. But I’m leaving the tip.”
“Okay,” Sam said. “But only because Cas tipped fifty bucks last time and traumatized the waiter.”
“It was a gesture of deep gratitude,” Cas said, not remotely sorry.
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They left the diner full, sleepy, and still arguing about who carried the most emotional damage (Dean won, but only barely). As they walked toward the Impala, Dean fell into step beside her and bumped her shoulder with his.
“You’re ours, you know that?”
She smiled. “Yeah. I know.”
Sam caught her other side. “You’re never allowed to forget it.”
Cas, from behind, added solemnly, “If you attempt to pay again, I will confiscate your wallet.”
“…Rude.”
Dean grinned. “Rule’s a rule, Princess.”
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bullet-prooflove · 4 months ago
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Worry: Mike McLusky x Reader
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Tagging: @kmc1989 @mqdhvtter @buckysteveloki-me @elenavampire21 @noorbindi
Companion piece to:
Hell or Highwater - You and Mike always find your way back to each other.
Everything You Need (NSFW) - You and Mike get a little rough because you both won't commit.
Battle Scars - Mike tells you how he feels after a near miss.
Insomnia - Mike can't sleep without you.
Dreams - Mike experiances a panic attack in the middle of the night.
A White Picket Fence - You and Mike are forced to make a terrible decision.
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You haven’t spoken to Mike since the appointment. He’s tried texting, tried calling but there’s no response. He gets it, you had a dream and now you’re seeing the reality. You understand that Mike has no future, at least not one that exists outside of Kingstown.
He finds you drinking in the same bar you told him about your pregnancy, that’s how he knows it’s done. You’re nursing a glass of scotch, staring into it’s depths as he takes up residence on the seat beside you.
“I’ve been trying to get in contact with you.” He says gruffly as he clasps his hands in front of him. “I wanted to check in, see how you were doing.”
“It’s gone.” You say, draining the rest of your glass before indicating to the bartender for another. “So you don’t have to worry about anything coming back to bite you.”
“That’s not what I’m worried about.” He tells you, tilting his head so that he can study the profile your face. He can see the dark circles under your eyes from where you haven’t been sleeping, sense the unhappiness in your bones. “I’m worried about you. I want you to know that you can talk to me-”
“I don’t want to talk to you.” You tell him, your eyes full of vitriol. “Christ Mike I don’t even want to look at you right now!”
“Then let’s talk about that.” He says as the bartender sets a pair of scotches in front of the both of you “You have every right to blame me…”
“No I don’t.” You respond, you voice hitching in frustration.  “Because I knew, I knew in my heart you would never leave Kingstown, that even a baby, our baby would not be enough to drag you away.” You wipe away the tears that line your eyes with the back of your hand because just the mention of that child is enough to bring all the emotions you’ve been trying to numb right back up to the surface. “Fuck Mike, what is the point of all of this if there is no future for the both of us, if we don’t get a happy ending?”
“I guess that there isn’t.” He says and those words, they kill the final part of you that loves him, he can see it in your eyes as you slip off the stool and hiss.
“Fuck you Mike, fuck you and fuck this shitty hellscape of a town.”
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noemilivv · 1 year ago
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Hellooo may I please request some fluff for a Husk x Angel! Reader who sneaks out of Heaven to see him keep track of the hotel? I wish to see the grumpy old man having a soft spot for her even if they are so different. Perhaps him teaching her how to prepare drinks or how to win a card game on his spare time leads him to confess his feelings for her. As a little extra, he finds it endearing just how innocent she can be in Hell's standards <3
as a husk lover, this is so cute <33 im loving this idea and i rlly hope i gave it the justice it deserves !!
Warnings: Seraphim!Reader, Swear Words, S1 spoilers, GN!Reader, Not proofread (I don’t have to energy to read through all of it it’s so long hsjsjsjs)
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“King of Hearts”
Heaven was a place of glory and peace to the public eye, but Heaven… wasn’t all it was built up to be.
It had rules, as expected, but a lot of them… And some of the rulers weren’t exactly as open minded as you may think.
An example of this is when Princess Morningstar, the daughter of the fallen seraphim, Lucifer, came up from Hell to explain why sinners deserve a second shot, and how they can be redeemed by a redemption hotel of hers.
The meeting did not go as planned, Charlotte’s partner turned out to be a fallen angel, thanks to Adam, first douchebag man on Earth and in Heaven.
It had been a day since the meeting, and Adam, as well his lieutenant, Lute, wanted to meet with you, and you couldn’t imagine why.
We had a meeting yesterday? What could’ve been so important?
You open the door to Adam’s office, a bit hesitant. Adam sits at the desk casually, legs plopped over the top, shoving his face full of chips, leaving crumbs everywhere, as Lute stood beside.
“Sup, bitch.” You heard, barely audible, due to the fucking crinkling of the chip bag. ‘Wow, great start.’ You thought.
“Hi.” You said, a bit quieter than intended, as you sat down. “Look, we need to ask you a favor.” Adam said as he munched on his chips, you tried to maintain all the patience that kept you from chucking that bag of chips at his crotch.
“I’m listening.” You said, crossing your hands politely.
Lute piped up into the conversation, combing a hand through her silvery locks, “Lucifer’s cunt and her idiotic hotel are diminishing everything Heaven is built to represent. We need you to go down to that damned shit hole every week and give us reports.”
“And before you ask!” Adam started. “If you don’t, we’ll tell Sera how much of a dirty whore you’ve been, and all the filthy sins you’ve committed.” Adam said, a shit-eating grin spread wide across his mask- face? No, mask.
Your eyes widen, how the fuck did he know? “Fine.” You said with a sigh, an annoyed smile on your face, maybe you’d get to fulfill Emily’s wish of helping Charlie after all.
You stood in front of the door of the Hotel, taking a breath before knocking on the door.
Moments later what you recognize to be Lucifer’s daughter, Charlie, if your memory is serving you right. “Oh, hello again, would you like to come in?” She asks with a grin.
“Yeah.. I would.” You say, as Charlie steps aside to let you in.
You chuckle bashfully before looking to Charlie, “I know Heaven and Hell have never seen eye-to-eye, and I never really gave the yearly exterminations much though, but when I heard you at the meeting the other day, my perspective totally flipped.” You started, Charlie couldn’t have looked happier, and you saw out of the corner of your eye Vaggie eyeing you suspiciously.
“I was told to come down here to sabotage you guys, but after seeing everything you’ve built, even before that, I know I couldn’t do that to you guys. You don’t have to trust me, but I wanna help you, and I wanna give this hotel thing a shot.” You said to Charlie, well, to everyone who was in the lobby, which seemed like all the staff and residents that you knew of.
Vaggie sighed, approaching Charlie’s side, putting a protective arm around her waist, “I… I’m not so sure..” She said, eyeing you, not with hatred, necessarily, more so, caution.
“How about this,” Alastor pipes up, approaching the conversation, after being a bystander, “If you go against your word, and go against us, all of Heaven will know exactly what you told us, deal?” Alastor, or who you knew as the radio demon suggests, putting his hand to yours, offering a shake.
You shake it firmly. “Deal.”
The hotel fills with green flames and sparks, Alastor looks at you with a wide grin, “Well anywho, enjoy your stay, my dear, I’m off to visit one of my dear friends!” He says, walking off.
“C’mon, Vaggie! We gotta show them around!”
Charlie and Vaggie had shown you everything, and honestly, the progress they were making wasn’t half-bad, did it need improvement here and there? Yes. But it was pretty good considering.
The two girls had shown you off to your room, but honestly, you didn’t wanna go, it felt like your night wasn’t over. And you hadn’t really gotten to know many people, so you went to place you thought would be most lively, the bar.
Yeah… Not so lively. You go down and sit, the grumpy cat man, which you knew to be Husk looked at you. “What would you want to drink?” He asked, eyeing you.
“Oh, just a water.” You say with a smile. “Fuckin’ course.” He mumbles, pouring you a water and handing it off to ya.
You tap your nails against the glass for a moment, it was silent, awkward silence, maybe not for him, but definitely for you.
“So ya really think this whole redemption shit is possible? If you don’t, I don’t blame ya. Not like I’mma fuckin’ tell anyone.” He asked, sparking a conversation first, which had shocked you a bit.
“Oh, well yeah, of course I do. No one is truly evil, even in Hell, and with the right help, I believe all of these sinners could be up in Heaven.” You said, the same polite yet bashful smile plastered on your face, Husk took notice of it, giving a small smile, not that you noticed.
“Well… You’re right, sinners aren’t evil, but they are broken. Just because you’re broken, doesn’t mean your evil. You can be broken and still end up in Heaven, it’s just the people who are broken but don’t try to change.” Husk elaborated. Huh.
“Oh.” You said, eyes slightly widened, and a small ‘o’ shape of your lips, “I… never thought about it that way.” You mumbled.
“Sure, maybe not every sinner is gonna go up, but I’m positive most will!” You recovered quickly.
Husk let out a joking scoff as he smirked and rolled his eyes, so innocent, Husk chuckled at your naive antics.
Moving on from that, Angel eventually came down to the bar, with full plans to get wasted - so Husk made you help him out here and there.
He taught you how to make a few simple drinks, nothing too hardcore, and honestly it was quite fun for you, new, but fun.
Then when Angel drank one too many drinks, he sluggishly dragged himself up to his room, you assumed it had to do with his work, but you weren’t sure.
You weren’t ready to leave quite yet, so with no drinks to serve to you, Husk began to teach you how to win a game of cards, over the course of the hour or two you played, which was almost until sunrise, you made some fair progress.
Times like these went on till the extermination and after, Adam had found out what you had done, and you had fallen down to Hell for good, and honestly, you didn’t mind one bit.
You came down to the bar, Angel winking at you before sliding away, knowing your intentions for the night, you sat down and smiled at Husk.
“My usual, please” You said, “Shoulda known.” Husk said, chuckling softly, shaking his head, before handing your water to you.
“What’s the next topic your gonna talk my ear off about? Or are we playing cards again?” Husk asked, softly smirking at you, his gaze softer than usual.
“Oh no, I actually came down with erm… a report… of sorts?” You said, trying to not elaborate so much, not wanting him to catch on quite yet, although you have a feeling he might’ve, “And that is?” He asked, his head turned, putting away the glass he was cleaning, his full, undivided attention was now on you.
“Well- I.. Uh. I have something I need to ask you- Well more so, tell you, I guess?” You explained, using your hands to help elaborate what you were trying to say.
Husk was catching on, he always knew you had a little something for him, maybe not immediately, but it didn’t take long. “Well, Husk, I- Okay so, uh… Heheh.. We’ve spent a lot of time together.. And well, I just wanted to tell you- Wait ask you.. No. Tell? No, ask you- if maybe you uh..”
Husk sat there with a pleasant but patient smile on his face, he was more than willing to let you finish this on your own.
“If maybe… you wanted to go out.. with me..? Like uh, like a date? Or not a date, that’s fine too, well I-”
“Doll.” Husk said.
You shot up. He spoke. Shit shit shit shit shit shit…
“I feel the same way.” He said, his soft gaze on you, a chuckle escaping his lips.
You giggle awkwardly. “Oh and by the way.” Husk said, reaching into his pocket, “From that round of cards we played the other day,” He started.
“Was this your card?” He said with a smirk, sliding a card to you.
You look at it.
King of Hearts.
Damn, that was smooth.
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puckpocketed · 1 year ago
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So do you actually believe PLD is a good player or is that part of the bit?
The PLD Post
i spent a good 2 days giggling about this to friends. i cant tell if ur a curious caps fan, a person who knows me from my other teams, a disgruntled kings fan (i’ve mostly ruled this out because im pretty sure i know all of the active ones on here) or WHAT. but i’m laughing. the tone of this ask is hilarious and vaguely accusatory but i will take it in good faith and answer <3 tl;dr yes and no. he’s better than people think he is rn, but he’s likely never going to live up to the potential of his tools unless something . idk. recalibrates his entire being. who knows!
i was working on something longer and more complex but i thought about it for more than 5 seconds and i REFUSE to go hockey-bro mode and pull out the microstats and i don’t wanna make this into a full on PLD manifesto. so. caps girlies (gn) HERE are your adoption papers under the cut!
if you are looking at pierre luc dubois who is 6’4 + 220lb and thinking “Oh he’s a power forward” i have to inform you he is in fact THEEE smallest mouse to ever play hockey in the whole world and in all of history. he sips nectar out of a thimble and sleeps curled up in a match box and goes fishing in a boat made from nutshells and twigs . he’s big, but he sort of plays small.
this is not necessarily a bad thing — he relies on foot speed and skill over hitting.
he can throw hits but prefers to stick check. he leverages his big frame to guard the puck and to defend, and it makes him simultaneously VERY effective and very much what i like to call a Nexus Of Crime. he is either drawing ten thousand penalties because people have to do something to stop him from driving the net with speed OR he is taking ten thousand penalties because he gets eager in the corners.
PLUS he’s huge and refs do just assume he’s committing a crime when they can’t see what’s going on <3 hence, Nexus Of Crime! if there’s a penalty he’s probably involved LMAO
not a “dirty” player by any means. not physical unless he decides he wants to. and there is no violence inside of him unless he’s deeply horsebonded to his team <- IMPORTANT re; playoffs aspirations. you won’t see him put himself on the line simply for the love of the game, he HAS to be committed to the team.
to be committed to his team… i’m honestly not sure what that takes. i’d guess a combination of knowing his role on the ice and in the locker room (this was very unclear on lak) consistency of messaging from coaches (also seemed to be an issue on lak)
i know nothing about caps coaching or management or the team vibes but i’m sure you can fix him <3 i’m ready to fall in love and ride this team to the sunset
this failhorse will NOT shoot the puck and if he does it will be the saddest soggiest most pathetic shot you’ve ever seen. you will tear your hair out in chunks if you watch him expecting an elite goalscorer.
he’s a pass-first guy. likes to drop pass! likes to drive play from the middle but is also capable of getting pucks off the boards. he needs a finisher on his wing. i could pull up stats here, there are stats to be pulled up, but i know this in my HEART from watching dozens of kings games: he would have had 10-15 more points easily if he wasn’t stapled to the 3rd line and had better finishers. many times i watched him tee up a very good opportunity only for his guy to miss the net or fan or just get knocked off the puck
individually, he thrives in front of the net. his ass is fat and he’s about to use it to screen the goalie. hes good at catching loose pucks in the crease to send them home <3 see his performance at worlds. he scored basically all of his goals right up there!!
most media coverage/narratives will tell you his point production dropped off bc of effort (which is true) but even the MOST resentful kings watchers will say pld wasn’t given his best shot playing with inexperienced+fringe nhlers, being line shuffled the moment he got a bit comfortable, and also not getting ANY net front time on the lak pp. i factor this into all my judgements of his performance.
He’s def earned his diva rep LMAO!! this is personal opinion here but he seems like a sensitive and easily rattled little clam… like he will have a couple of bad shifts and if there’s nobody there to shake him out of it he’ll lose his grasp on the game and play like shit <3 a rolling joke on kingstwt was figuring out which PLD we were getting that game, and you could tell by his 5th if he was switched on or off!!
they hate him for this but EYE think this is nothing new for athletes and if he can consistently stay in the zone he’ll probably be pretty good. mental fortitude of a wet tissue my beloved….
moving onto the Vibes section!! he was always good humoured in media availability and didn’t shy away from scrums even when public opinion soured against him and critiques of both his hockey and his character had reached a fever pitch. i like this about him. he always gave authentic answers and tried his best to accomodate them, and never hid behind his captains.
he gets along quite well with teammates despite the narratives. no seriously!! some of the the kings had a hang out during off-season right before they went to worlds!! there’s bisexual lighting!!!!
there’s interviews from old jets teammates that are just like. “he used to turn up at my house with his dog and text IM HERE with no warning and that’s how we became friends” or “his obsession with euro soccer teams bewitched me”. he had control of the aux cord. he was a den mother and planned group gatherings. a genuine sweetheart to every teammate he’s ever had!!
I don’t think he’s some. idk. secret 100 point producing star 1C. but i truly believe with the right environment he’ll probably hit 60 points again.
thank you for your time if you made it this far and i hope to see you all in the trenches (caps lb) next season 👍
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kathlare · 7 months ago
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weights and what-ifs
Lando Norris x Amelie Dayman
Summary: In a gym session that blends camaraderie with tension, Lando and Jack navigate the delicate balance of friendship while carefully sidestepping the lingering weight of shared history.
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January 20th, 2023 - Ibiza, Spain
The sound of weights clanking against each other filled the gym, along with the low hum of music playing over the speakers. Lando wiped sweat from his brow as he finished his set on the bench press, the strain in his arms a welcome distraction from the thoughts swirling in his mind. Jack Dayman, Amelie’s older brother, was across the gym doing pull-ups, his movements fluid and controlled.
The two had been working out together for over an hour, exchanging the occasional word but mostly keeping to themselves. Despite the situation between Lando and Amelie, he and Jack had somehow managed to maintain their friendship. It was an unspoken rule not to bring her up unless absolutely necessary, though that didn’t mean her name didn’t hover in the background like an uninvited guest.
Jack dropped down from the pull-up bar, breathing heavily, and grabbed his water bottle. —You done, or are you going to keep pretending you can lift more than me?— he teased, his tone light.
Lando smirked, rolling his shoulders. —I’m just getting started, mate. Don’t get cocky.—
Jack chuckled, shaking his head as he leaned against a nearby bench. —So, how’s the off-season treating you? Been busy?—
—Busy enough,— Lando replied, picking up a kettlebell for his next exercise. —You know how it is. Training, sim work, trying to stay sharp. And you? You’ve just been… following Rodrigo’s matches around the world?—
Lando shrugged, reaching for a towel to drape around his neck. —Busy enough. Training, media obligations, the usual. Spent New Year’s in Dubai. Nothing too crazy.—
Jack raised an eyebrow, his curiosity piqued. —Dubai, huh? That must’ve been wild. Who were you with?—
Lando hesitated for a beat before replying, keeping his tone casual. —Some friends. And Claudia. You remember her?—
Jack furrowed his brows, trying to place the name. —Claudia... Oh, the girl you were with when we ran into each other in Abu Dhabi last year?—
—Yeah, her,— Lando said with a shrug, grabbing a dumbbell and starting a set of bicep curls. —She came out for a few days. Thought it’d be fun to have her around.—
Jack smirked knowingly. —And? Was it fun?—
Lando let out a short laugh, his eyes fixed on the mirror in front of him. —Sure. She’s great... for what it was. But, you know, she started getting all serious, thinking it meant something more.—
Jack rolled his eyes, taking a sip from his water bottle. —And let me guess, you had to sit her down and give her the classic ‘it’s not you, it’s me’ speech.—
—Pretty much,— Lando admitted with a chuckle, though there was a hint of discomfort in his voice. —I don’t know why they all think it’s gonna be some big love story. I made it clear from the start.—
Jack gave him a pointed look. —Maybe because you keep picking girls who want a big love story. You ever think about that?—
Lando scoffed, setting the dumbbell down and shaking out his arms. —What’s that supposed to mean?—
—It means you’ve got commitment issues, mate,— Jack said bluntly. —You keep messing around with girls who actually want something serious, then act surprised when they get hurt. Maybe stop picking girls who remind you of—
He stopped himself mid-sentence, realizing where he was about to go.
Lando’s jaw tightened, and he shot Jack a warning glance. —Don’t. Don’t even say it.—
Jack held up his hands in mock surrender, though a small smirk tugged at his lips. —Hey, I didn’t say anything. You’re the one getting defensive.—
Lando shook his head, grabbing his water bottle and taking a long sip to avoid saying something he’d regret. Jack had a way of pushing buttons, even when he didn’t mean to. The gym fell silent for a moment, the tension hanging in the air like a weight heavier than anything they’d been lifting.
Trying to change the subject, Lando leaned against a bench and looked at Jack. —So, how was the family trip over New Year’s? Saw some pictures. Looked... cozy.—
Jack grinned, leaning back against the wall. —It was great. Took a cruise through Central America. Costa Rica, Panama, Belize. The kids loved it. Rodrigo came too.—
Lando’s grip on his water bottle tightened slightly, though he kept his expression neutral. —Rodrigo, huh? That serious already?—
Jack shrugged, seemingly unfazed. —Guess so. He’s a good guy, though. Everyone likes him. Even Dad.—
That last part stung more than Lando cared to admit. Jack noticed the way Lando’s jaw tensed but decided not to push it further. Instead, he continued, —Rodrigo’s solid. Treats her well, doesn’t act like a prick. And, honestly, she seems happy. Haven’t seen her like that in a while.—
Lando forced a tight smile, but the words hit him harder than he expected. —Good for her, I guess.—
Jack raised an eyebrow at Lando’s tone but decided not to press the issue. Instead, he grabbed his phone from the bench to check a notification. He unlocked it absentmindedly, Instagram still open from earlier, his thumb brushing over the screen.
—Hey, can I borrow your phone for a sec?— Lando asked, already reaching for it. —I need to airdrop myself those pictures from karting last week.—
—Yeah, sure,— Jack replied, handing it over without a second thought.
Lando took the phone, navigating to the photo gallery. But as he swiped down, something caught his eye—a green circle around a familiar name at the top of Jack’s Instagram Stories list: Amelie. His heart skipped a beat. He hadn’t seen that green circle in over a year. Close friends, huh? Of course, he wasn’t part of that anymore. Not that he cared—or so he told himself.
The rational part of his brain told him to ignore it, but the nagging curiosity—mixed with a twinge of jealousy—got the better of him. Before he knew it, he tapped on her story.
The screen lit up with a photo of Amelie and Rodrigo. They were standing on a rooftop terrace in Barcelona, the sunset casting golden hues across the city behind them. Amelie’s head rested on Rodrigo’s shoulder, her smile soft and serene, while Rodrigo had an arm wrapped protectively around her waist. The caption read, Sunsets are better with you.
Lando’s stomach twisted as he stared at the image, his grip tightening on the phone. He could feel the heat rising in his chest, the familiar burn of jealousy and regret mingling together. He didn’t even realize he’d cursed under his breath until Jack’s voice broke through.
—Everything okay?—
Lando quickly locked the screen and handed the phone back, forcing a nonchalant expression. —Yeah, fine. Just airdropped the pictures.—
Jack took the phone, noticing the change in Lando’s demeanor. —You sure? You look like you just swallowed a lemon.—
—I’m fine,— Lando snapped, then sighed, running a hand through his hair. —It’s nothing. Just tired, I guess.—
Jack didn’t buy it, but he let it slide, pocketing his phone and grabbing his towel. —Right. Anyway, I think I’m done for the day. You sticking around?—
Lando nodded, not trusting himself to speak. As Jack gathered his things and headed toward the locker room, Lando leaned against the bench, his mind racing.
What the hell was he doing? Claudia, all the flings, the casual relationships—they were nothing. Just distractions. And yet, every time he thought he was over it, over her, something would remind him. A picture, a story, a goddamn sunset.
Jack’s earlier words echoed in his mind: Maybe because you keep picking girls who want a big love story. You ever think about that?
And then it hit him, the truth he’d been avoiding for months. None of them were her. No matter how much he tried to move on, no matter how many girls he slept with or how far he ran, he couldn’t shake the feeling that he’d made the biggest mistake of his life when he let Amelie go.
But she was happy now. Happier than she’d ever been with him. And that thought cut deeper than he cared to admit.
With a frustrated sigh, Lando grabbed his towel and headed to the locker room. He needed to get out of his own head, but he knew it was only a matter of time before her smile, her laugh, her everything crept back in. It always did.
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