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By the way, sorry for not posting that much! Just trying to comfort one of my system guys, he's going through a really rough time and I gotta be there for her

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[People]: Google is free [Google]: If you're sensitive to certain textures and noises, have trouble understanding tone, struggle with change, and find yourself becoming overwhelmed by more than a certain amount of stimuli, then you WILL DIE IN LITERALLY LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS!!! CALL AN AMBULANCE RIGHT NOW BEFORE YOUR HEART TURNS PURPLE AND YOUR FINGERNAILS FOLD THEMSELVES LIKE NAPKINS!!!!!

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This is gonna be me when I get my Junkil plush lol

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If a commercial for the Junkil plush is made, I want the entire video to be Junkil screaming, absolutely no indoor voice whatsoever

But then Nito steps in and is like "Why are you talking so loudly?! Can't you keep it down?!" to which she responds with "FUCK YOU, THAT'S WHY!!!!" and then she scuttles away giggling before they can say anything back

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I do not approve of tomfoolery on my dash, everyone open a book and start reading

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[Junkil]: 🎶When you wish upon a star🎶- [Qing]: Nothing happens

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the deltarune chapter rewritten junkil lore comic, except nito only speaks using outdated gen alpha meme words

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Big Chief Crocodile - submitted by meowstic-seer-of-the-future

#061D13 #2F3B31 #D3985E #C7723C #593B23

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Hi 👋

I hope you are well 🤍

I'm sorry to bother you, But I need some help for me and my family 🙏

The situation is very difficult in Gaza😔

your help will increase our chances of survival🫂

Please donate and reblog, for my link or for the last post on my page 🙏🫶

It would mean a lot to us🫂♥️

My campaign vetted by @el-shab-hussein @90-ghost @nabulsi

https://gofund.me/4c549c8e

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**Hi everyone,** 🌟

I hope you’re doing well. I’m reaching out for your support as my family is struggling due to the situation in Gaza. 💔

I’ve posted about their story and included photos . 🎗️ Please consider sharing this post to help us reach more people who can offer support. 🗣️📢

Can you reblog my pinned post from my account?❤️

Your help means a lot.

Thank you for your time and kindness. 🙏❤️

hello! of course i can reblog your post. i will also share your campaign here so that it reaches more people. i wish you and your family well.

donate here ↑↑↑

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[Junkil]: THERE IS A CAT IN FRONT OF MY *The audio cuts off, then camera pans over to Nito, who is just standing there* [Junkil]: Oh my *The audio cuts off before he could finish his sentence, then jumps to Junkil spraying them with hose water* [Junkil]: THIS IS NOT YOUR LAND!!!! GO!!!!!!

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Hello, how are you my friend? I am Doaa from Gaza 🇵🇸🍉. I used to work in Palestinian hand embroidery. My workshop was destroyed during the war. Now I have been in Egypt for four months and you helped me collect the price of the sewing machine, and I am sorry and embarrassed that I will ask for help and donations again so that I can rent a small workshop, prepare it for work, and start my work again. You can read my bio in my account. I trust in your support and love for us. please help. A little for you is a lot for me. Help me so that I can support my child and my family. My account has been verified by @90-gost, thank you. Sorry for the circumstances that made us ask for help from others, but unfortunately we only have to have you by our side ❤️❤️ https://gofund.me/9e4024a3

Vetted campaign!

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Hello 👋, I hope you're doing well.. My name is Mahmoud, and I'm a 17-year-old from Gaza. The ongoing war has devastated my city, destroyed my school, and made daily life incredibly challenging. Despite these hardships, I'm determined to continue my education and build a better future. I've been given a chance to study abroad, but I need help to cover the costs of leaving Gaza, as well as living expenses and other essentials abroad once the crossing opens.. If you can, please consider donating or sharing, your kindness can truly make a difference, and thanks for your time. 🙏❤ https://gofund.me/bd3ccf0b

Verified campaign!

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Hello, I am Fidaa from Gaza, a mother of two children

i need your help if you can

Please donate to save my life and my family🇵🇸🍉

My link in bio

https://gofund.me/94b9dfe0

Vetted campaign!

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Hello my friends !

I am Mohie from Gaza 🍉🇵🇸

Asking for help is not easy. I am asking for a small donation of $20 or $25 from each person.. I need your help if you can please donate to save my life and my family My donation link is in my bio. Every donation, even if it is small, will make a big difference in my life.

Help me and my family 😍🇵🇸

https://gofund.me/f2cd8560

Vetted fundraiser!

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More Jevil headcanons :D

Source: idk im bored lol

Also, flashing warning and volume warning for some of the videos I've linked

Jevil plays Maple Leaf Rag on the piano at breakneck speed, then transitions it into the fast part of Hungarian Rhapsody no. 2, then throws in a Freedom motif out of nowhere, and transitions it into Slider from Super Mario 64! Then as the cherry on top, he transitions it into a 100,000 note cover of UN Owen Was Her, and in the middle, finish it all off by turning it into the ending part of Battle Against A True Hero! On top of that, he plays an accordion with his feet, a triangle with his tail, the piano with one arm, the trumpet with another, and drums with a pedal

Keep in mind that he does all of this, both to troll the music snobs, and because he's bored, but mainly to troll the music snobs

He calls the Creation from Frankenstein "Frankenstein" on purpose

He intentionally pronounces and spells "mischievous" the exact same way you would "devious" ("Mischievious")

Jevil is a night owl and will stay up until the crack of dawn, then wake up at around 1 to 2 PM

He gets random bursts of energy at night and will pace around the entire dungeon cell, which is part of the reason he has a hard time sleeping at night

He's up to date on memes, but will misuse them on purpose just to see how many people he can make cringe, how hard he can embarrass them, and how quickly they beg him to stop

When he cries, his eyes burst with large waterfalls of tears, he hiccups and sobs very loudly, and his limbs flop like noodles! If you want to comfort him, the best way is to just be there beside him and let him rant

If Jevil doesn't get the joke, he'll crack his own joke instead; nobody has to know that he didn't get it, and nobody ever will know

He doesn't have much people to talk about nihilism with; in his experience, most people are usually either depressingly sad over life's lack of meaning or annoyingly angsty and edgy about it. He doesn't really get to talk to many people about the freedoms that this philosophy provides for him, because people are generally really obsessed with meaning and purpose, to the point where they can't imagine a life without either of those things

If a mind-reader tried to read Jevil's mind, they would immediately be bombarded with a mish-mash of several noises, all of which overlap each other and jump from one topic to an entirely different one, with absolutely no rhyme or reason to any of it, whatsoever! They'd experience a heavy dose of sensory overload and would never be able to make sense of it! Not even Jevil himself can tune out, slow down, or decipher the constant stream of chaos in his head

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Happy King K. Rool day :D

Today marks the 6th anniversary of King K. Rool's debut in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, so to celebrate, I got some headcanons ready :D

He positions his bed directly into the sun's position, so that he won't have to wake up cold

He embroidered the pattern on his cape himself and will brag about it any chance he gets

When he loses a game and can't cheat his way into victory, he'll lie to save face! If you found him in a game of Hide and Seek, no you didn't! He wasn't even playing anyway, how dare you! If you tagged him in a game of tag, no you didn't! He was just, uhhhh, warming up! If he touched the floor in a game of The Floor Is Lava, he was actually wearing lava-proof boots the whole time

When absolutely nobody else is around, he'll lay down on some rocks and bask in the sun

He has mixed feelings about jesters; on one hand, having a funny little guy around would be a nice change of pace from the weight of his duties, but on the other hand, he hates being mocked and knows that jesters can mock freely without any legal consequences because it's part of their job

If he wins at something, he'll brag about it for weeks, won't shut up about it, and will count it as solid evidence that he's better than everyone else

If he's feeling down, he won't show any visible signs of it; he'll do whatever he can to avoid hinting at it or even implying it! He'd rather get glitter in his eyes than let anyone see that he can be just as vulnerable as anyone else

He doesn't remember anything from the events of DKC2 or DKC3; He does have some vague, spotty memories of DK64! If someone were to tell him about Kaptain K. Rool or Baron K. Roolenstein, he'd deny it and ask who they were, out of confusion

After the events of the Joker reveal trailer, he has decided to take up boxing as an outlet for his rage and other personal issues