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Reblogging because I actually had to learn all this IN SCHOOL to pass a graduate class in the 1990s.🤣🤣🤣

TiL (click to go to the thread, which probably has more interesting tidbits I missed).

Bonus:

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Vote like your life depends on it... because it does.

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She's not playing the piano. She's making biscuits

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The message from Appalachia is clear: no more handouts for corporations.

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Haitch.

IMAGINE ME & YOU (2005) dir. Ol Parker

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Laugh rule reblog

one tectonic plate approaching another

“so are you a top or a bottom?”

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I see no lie.

Every Kate Mulgrew Interview Ever

Interviewer: Hi we are here with Kate Mulgrew who is staring me down but I’m pretending that’s not happening. Kate, how are you?

Kate:Not going to answer that. Deep observation.

Interview: I don’t know how to handle that. So you have done another project. Wow. Tell us about it.

Kate: The project is very project like. But that doesn’t matter does it? As we experience what we perceive whatever our existence is in this vast expanse of space and time…

Interview: Space! You are Captain Janeway! Everyone has a mild boner for Janeway! Generic Star Trek question.

Kate: I respond with the same answer as always but will it be with a smile and twinkling eyes or the look that says “I could have you killed if I wanted to. The Kennedys adore me.” It depends on the day and if I had a decent breakfast.

Interview: Please just give me one vapid response. You break from so many social conversational norms.

Kate: I know. Its my thing.

Interview: I should mention that Captain Janeway inspires me and opening up to you slightly.

Kate: I accept your vulnerability.

Interview: I’m feeling relaxed.

Kate: Too relaxed. Time to mention my dead sister.

Interview: Oh my god.

Kate: Its ok. Trauma didn’t exist until the nineties.

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Are you fucking kidding me? The steroids and the envy of Lucy Lawless have finally eaten his brain.

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Please be gay. Please be gay!! You're too young for me, but DAMN, GIRL!! Please be gay.

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Source

Want more info? Here ya go: 

This Biology Teacher Disproved Transphobia With Science 

ALSO:

Sex redefined

“The idea of two sexes is simplistic. Biologists now think there is a wider spectrum than that.”

More on anti-trans arguments as bad science

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I volunteer to tickle anything she asks for.

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Compound interest never bought baby diapers or kept the lights on for another month.

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Janeway owning her space with that 7 foot aura of sexy.

Kate Mulgrew as Captain Janeway in Star Trek: Voyager (S7E02, 2000)

Too dusty. I've always preferred farm country myself.