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Please enjoy this tiny text conversation I had with my autistic boomer father today.

I have zero idea what the goal was here…

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Only the best way any ship comes to be. A Blatant disregard (bordering on disrespect) for canon.

How did we even come up with Foxiyo when we've never seen them interact

Like sure even I ship them but how'd the ship come to life

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N for me but for the homies

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I’m being hunted by Ben Wyatt form parks and rec, which would not be scary if I wasn’t under the protection of Scooby Doo. All it is gonna take is a single calzone and I am dead!!

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That's who's trying to protect you.

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The deep paranoia that sets in when Spell check failed to notice a misspelled word and you are dyslexic so you never even noticed so now you keep having your co worker check all of your emails before you send them because you have been taught your whole life that spelling errors make you either lazy, stupid or both and you can not have your boss thinking that because then he will be disappointed in you and the Perfectionist ADHD can not let that happen.

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AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! This is the best thing to ever happen to anyone anywhere!!!

So excited to announce that we've partnered with ‪@webtoon for an adaptation of Dimension 20: Fantasy High!

Coming soon later this year... 🦉🐻

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I am a bug, the task is the shoe. I am crushed

the crushing weight of one manageable task

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Dear food manufacturers,

When you change formulas/add ingredients please for Gods sake make some kind of announcement or add a large obvious warning on your products!! I am sick and tired of getting jump scared by an allergic reaction when enjoying a previously safe food!!

Sincerely a soy allergy sufferer.

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I don’t give a flying Rats Ass what you believe or what side of the political isle you are on. This is NOT ok. I know many of you are disappointed in the election, I know it’s difficult to accept a result you really hoped against, but that is absolutely no reason to create and use a tag like this. We are not freaking twitter, this is Tumbler, if you want to spew this kind of extreme hatred go somewhere else. WE DO NOT ACCEPT THIS BEHAVIOR ON TUMBLER!

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I think I might actually write something this month.

Cozy up with this new prompt!

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My top three thoughts while watching episode 6 of Misfits and Magic;

I love how Jammer in every situation has a moment of ‘come on Evan that’s a little crazy’ only to look around a moment later and realize oh shoot my paranoid bestie was right, looks like it’s time to start screaming curses and copyrighted music while hosing down people with a fire extinguisher.

‘Goofy Hospital Drama Island’ switching to ‘Chaos Magic Red Island’ in one episode was enough to give a girl whiplash!

Brennan and Lou slipped way too comfortably into subby dog boy. And why is it kinda hot?

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Seriously, my grandparents attic use to be huge, now I have to bend almost completely in half to fit. No wonder it feels like the magic of youth dies when you grow up. One day everything is so big just beginning for exploration, where an attic is a Wizards tower or super secret laboratory. Then next thing you know it’s just a tiny attic with boxes of grams Christmas decorations and gramps collection of useless computer parts from the 90s, and you are banging your head on every beam.

As our world shrinks so does the magic we once saw in it.

The most confusing thing about adulthood is going back to places you visited as a child and seeing how much smaller everything is.

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Gold

In a world where Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent are publicly friends as they should be, when Bruce gets too annoyed with Clark he’ll show up in Metropolis and do something for the sole purpose of getting one of Clark’s coworkers to be like “aren’t you friends with that guy or something?”

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They pull into the cave and Dick is just hanging upside down from the pull up bar.

Dick “aww did whittle bird get in twouble”

Jason gets out slamming the door and stomping towards the manner grumbling flips Dick the bird and shoves Tim who is coming down the stairs over the railing

Tim hosting himself back over the railings “hey what did I do?”

Batman “Hey don’t take your attitude out on your brother”

Jason still grumbling turns around pulls Tim back over the railing dust him off grunts out a very much not sincere and petulant “sorry Tim” then continues to his room slamming his door.

A few minutes later Jason storms back in.

Jason “you can’t ground me I’m twenty f***ing one!”

Dick still hanging upside down but now somehow on his phone texting. “Took you long enough to figure that one out”

Batman gets frustrated with Red Hood one night and automatically just yells in his most 'Angry Dad Voice'- That's it! You're grounded!!

Jason, caught off guard and reacting on instinct, stomps his foot and starts protesting- Are you kidding me?! This isn't fair! I didn't even do anything!

The argument continues until they both realize that Jason's men are watching them with growing confusion

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BRENNAN LEE MULLIGAN WTF

I want us to remember that these first four episodes of Misfits and Magic 2 have all been like a collective 48 hours in game.

Meaning in the last two days or less Evan Kelp has: seen his Ex for the first time in a long time, only to then immediately get on a magical bar bike ride into a magical storm. Only to get his arm blown off by said Ex and die thus having to haunt his own shadow while going on the mission to bring himself back from the dead. Then come back from the dead butt naked to have the long awaited post breakup argument that has been building between himself and Kay before being faced with his own terra cotta skeleton. Then he has to face his extremely abusive former principal who tried to kill him not once but twice, and now tries to for the third time try to kill his friends and him only to end up entering her mind and turning it off like the light switches in a freaking public high school at the start of summer break. And at the end of that Brennan has the absolute audacity to say the most incredible morally gray, kill to keep my love safe line ever with “she attacked Kay, now she’s dead” delivered with zero emotion.

I ask again MR. MULLIGAN!! W.T.F!!

And you Mz. Abria Iyengar BURROWS END WAS ENOUGH TRAMA!! Please please you promised funny!! I am just trying to watch improv comedians play Dungeons and Dragons, not question everything I know and believe about morality! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF YOU BEAUTIFUL MAJESTIC GENIUS!!

And poor Jammer just wanted a vacation!!

I can’t even start on Sam and Kay because I am just to work led up! I need a nap!!

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I think the obvious first step is not asking this question on tumbler. Everyone on this site wouldn’t know normal if it but them on the butt.

can someone recommend some beginner normal behaviors for someone looking to become normal