3rd Year in the Gryffindor girl’s dorm:
London: Walkman's hot, but not my type
Fern: Oh my god, he's OBSESSED!
London: We should make him carry our school books and steal us candy
Fern: We should make him fight that werewolf from first year to prove his love
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Astaroth: A bit uh lunch ‘fore we foit thuh baddies vhen? Oi moikuh noice frui’ salad
Mirage: Indeed you do Mister Dantallion.
Astaroth: Shall oi... aye wai’uh minuh
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Professor: Tell me about your favorite Wizarding School.
Mirage: Writes an essay about the Abbey of Thelema.
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Ishtar’s date: Touches Ishtar’s face and moves in for a perfectly timed and planted kiss.
Ishtar: Has a vision of them embezzling millions of galleons from the business they work for 3 years later. Slides out of the kiss. Uh yeah so this was nice..
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Alfie: We have to keep the kids away from the Aluors.
Andromeda: The Aluors would never hurt anyone.
Alfie: They hurt everyone!
Andromeda: I think they’re sweet.
Alfie: So is anti-freeze.
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Pam (watching Ramzi from behind a bush): What trouble is he stirring up now?
Evee: He’s eating a salad Pam
Pam: Still... suspicious...
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Leroy: Madam Bones it’s worth investigating these strange Muggle Silent Zones. I believe it to be a race of sentient magical creatures, hidden beneath the earth from ancient times.
Pam: It’s just wrackspurts.
Two weeks later
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Mood board compiled by my best friend, Avalon Harrington
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