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Part of the fandom: Ragatha's need to be positive all the time is making it hard to connect with her. She should just drop it and be real.
Ragatha: Stops being positive and has a couple of jerkish moments which she apologizes for
Part of the fandom: Oh, wow. Ragatha's such a jerk! There's no way we can connect to her now!
Me:
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Given that "Lars of the Stars" deals with an ageless cast, what if we see Steven and Connie's or Sadie and Shep's children, if not grandchildren?
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So Gympie wants a boyfriend? If only there was an empty-headed heir around her age...
#spy x family#spy x family spoilers#spy x family manga#spy x family 117#sxf 117#demetrius desmond#spy x family gympie#sxf gympie
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When Rose reunites with the Doctor
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Spoilers for some of the Future Disney Live-Action films
The Hunchback of Notre Dame: The movie will either introduce Madeleine from the sequel or make Esmeralda return Quasimodo's affections ('cause God forbid general acceptance and deep platonic love be shown to be just as significant as romantic love). Frollo will just be racist without the lust that motivated him in the original film ('cause kids are more sensitive than there were in 1996, so no "Hellfire" for us). That lust will be transferred over to Phoebus, who will be a bad guy ('cause traditionally handsome men working for the authority are always evil nowadays), but not the racism (even though the original movie showed how fetishism and bigotry often exist at the same time). Esmeralda will save herself from Frollo ('cause girlbosses don't need no men to save them).
Hercules: Megara will be mind-controlled to do Hades' bidding, or at least be magically prevented from telling Hercules the truth ('cause God forbid we have morally grey heroes who grow into better people in the end). She will also save herself from the River Styx ('cause girlbosses don't need no men to save them). Hercules will regain his strength another way, like fighting the titans without his powers (we need that big action set piece). Ultimately, both of them will be made gods ('cause what value is mortality when you can have divinity?).
The Emperor's New Groove: Kuzco is going to keep his same personality even after being redeemed ('cause its funny), but he's going to jump into reforming his empire ('cause just becoming a better person is too small). Kronk is going to get even more focus, and Yzma is going to be the put-upon advisor that is just the victim of Kuzco's arrogance (screw her response to this being to murder him, or her own ambitions). She will be apologized to and redeemed in the end (although probably still treated the same way since this Kuzco is only slightly less of a jerk).
Atlantis: The Lost Empire: Most of the expedition won't know about Rourke's plan ('cause God forbid we have morally grey heroes who grow into better people in the end). Kida will save herself from Rourke ('cause girlbosses don't need no men to save them). The Atlanteans will come to the surface and share their energy source with the rest of the world ('cause God forbid a society focuses on benefiting their own people only instead of everyone else).
Brother Bear: Kenai's murder of Koda's mother will be changed into an accident ('cause God forbid we have morally grey heroes who grow into better people in the end). Kenai and Koda will still have their brotherly relationship, but Kenai will not return to being a bear. 80% of the movie will be animal hijinks.
The Princess and the Frog: Tiana will be right all along-singularly focusing on opening her restaurant rather than living life beyond that is the right thing to do. Her affirming this will be what breaks the curse, not her love for Naveen ('cause girlbosses don't need no men period). Naveen getting a job will be his storyline. Charlotte will be the classic rich bitch actively working against Tiana ('cause the racism message needs to be as subtle as a sledgehammer to the face, so why no use the most prominent White character in the cast?). Doctor Facilier will be shown to be just be a victim of society (screw the fact that his plan is to sell the souls of everyone in New Orleans to Hell), and him being dragged into Hell will be changed to something else ('cause kids are more sensitive than there were in 2009, so no "Friends on the Other Side (Reprise)" for us).
What other "spoilers" can you think of?
#Disney#disney movies#disney animated canon#disney live action#live action remake#the hunchback of notre dame#hercules#the emperor's new groove#atlantis the lost empire#brother bear#the princess and the frog#lilo and stich 2025#snow white 2025
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I love my "Friendship between a human and blue alien leads to a human-alien found family" movies
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Sinners spoilers
Me: I'm so glad that an original property is getting a large positive critical and commercial response. Hopefully, it will encourage studios to invest in more original properties. Luckily, Sinners ended in a way where it will remain a stand-alone movie, so Warner Bros won't be encouraged to make sequels to a movie that doesn't really need it.
Warner Bros: Well...What was Stack and Mary up to during those 60 years?
Me: No.
Warner Bros: And what about those Choctaw vampire hunters?
Me: No!
Warner Bros: And then there's the loose in of the Irish mob and Italian mafia.
Me: Nooooo.
Warner Bros: And what happened to Lisa after the deaths of her parents?
Me: Noooooooooo!
Warner Bros: Hey, how about a movie where Stack and Mary raise Lisa as a surrogate daughter, have her trained with the Choctaw vampire hunters, and fight the mob, the mafia, and other vampires as a family
Me:
#sinners#sinners movie#sinners 2025#ryan coogler#michael b jordan#hailee steinfeld#stack moore#sinners mary#lisa chow#warner bros
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Paapa Essiedu gonna need some Felix Felicis for all the jackassery he's about to experience
#harry potter#harry potter series#harry potter show#harry potter hbo#paapa essiedu#severus snape#snape#professor snape#felix felicis#liquid luck
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Like Mother Like Son
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Kuguri to Hiruhiko in the next chapter
#kagurabachi#kuguri#kagurabachi kuguri#kuguri kagurabachi#hikuhiko#kagurabachi hikuhiko#hikuhiko kagurabachi
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Rex and Rudy's Relationship
#invincible#invincible season 3#invincible spoilers#rex splode#rex sloan#rex conners#rudy conners#invincible robot#single white female
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Invincible fists old man and gives him head
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Am I the only one who ships Hakuri and Iori?
#kagurabachi#hakuri sazanami#iori samura#but I ship both of them with chihiro too#maybe they can be the bread to a chihiro sandwich
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Tabloid Reaction Drinking Game
In honor of With Love, Meghan starting tomorrow, I decided to come up with a drinking game about the tabloid stories that will come up during the season. So, if you're interested, grab your favorite drink and take a swig if you see any of these in any articles:
BuT sHe SaId ShE wAnTeD pRiVaCY!
Discussions about how expensive her clothes are
Speculation about why she didn't use her own house
Criticisms about her talking too much about her kids/showing them partially
Criticisms about her talking too little about her kids/wondering where her kids are
Criticisms about her talking too little about Harry/wondering where he is (take two swigs if they "hint" at divorce)
Criticisms about her talking too much about Harry (two swigs if they complain about her referring to him as "my husband" or "my love")
Complaints about her using Meghan, The Duchess of Sussex or any variant
Well, she's no Martha Stewart/Joanna Gaines/Rachael Ray/etc...!
How dare she talks about family when she disrespected her father/the queen/the royal family!
Comparing her show to the more "meaningful" works/lives of the British Royal Family (down your drink if this is exacerbated on the one-year anniversary of Catherine, The Princess of Wales's cancer announcement)
Alternately, you can grab your favorite drink, shut out the noise, and enjoy the show. Maybe even make a drinking game based on the show ;)
#meghan markle#meghan the duchess of sussex#meghan duchess of sussex#the duchess of sussex#duchess of sussex#with love meghan#as ever#american riviera orchard
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Thank you for have several Black men and giving none of them the Killmonger
#your friendly neighborhood spiderman#your friendly neighborhood spider man#yfnsm#erik killmonger#killmonger#killmonger cut#killmonger hairstyle#norman osborn#harry osborn#lonnie lincoln#yfnsm tombstone#big don#big donovan#yfnsm bulldozer#henry camp#yfnsm dozer
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A back-to-basics superhero series about the early adventures of said superhero while he learns the ropes, featuring a trio of an awkward White hero with glasses, an awkward Black man, and an Asian woman with abandonment issues, fights involving street-level criminals getting hi-tech weaponry from the same source, and titles that start with a possessive pronoun? Why does that seen familiar...
#your friendly neighborhood spiderman#yfnsm#your friendly neighborhood spider man#yfnsm spoilers#my adventures with superman#maws#maws spoilers
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