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mirasmittens:

Mittens had been watching the squirelly kid run around like a chicken with his head cut off for a solid five minutes. He was carrying all his contraband very obviously in his arms, and he was eating three lollipops, which to Mittens seemed like it would defeat the purpose, and he was so conspicuous as to be painful to watch. The interesting thing, though, was that in his conspicuous bumbling he was almost becoming invisible. People were avoiding looking at him because it was all so obvious. Mittens didn’t know if it was dumb luck or actual technique. Either way, he screamed street kid with a capital S. It put a knowing smile on Mittens’s face. “You gonna eat the bottles too or are you gonna hold off on that?” Mittens teased from where she perched on a sidewalk wall.

Abu kept his eyes on his surroundings, lazily keeping an eye out for any trouble that might come his way as he juggled the items outside of the library. However he was doing such a terrible job at paying attention that he had actually believed the female he had greeted had already walked away from him, which was why he jumped in his place again the second she had teased him. Pushing all of his lollipops to one side of his mouth with his tongue, Abu looked the female up and down, trying to understand why she was still there before replying to her with a roll of his eyes that landed right back on his surroundings. “Don’t be stupid.” he scoffed. “The bottles aren’t edible. I’ve checked.”

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i-dont-do-cakes:

Shego was content. She’d reeked havoc on someone, and shut her up in all of a span of 48 hours. Proud was an understatement. And hopefully she’d manage to keep her friend as well. Watching as a curious figure came closer she watched as he jumped and shoved lollipops in his mouth, what a pig. She laughed, “Gluttony is a sin ya know?”

Abu squinted his eyes at the female who he had unknowingly caught the attention of and shook his head. His mind instantly jumping into a mode where it would search for the perfect way out of the situation. And so, as he fixed his hold on the many items in his arms, he let out a laugh of confusion. “Glu- si- what? I no understand-o, you.”

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angel-singstra:

“Take a picture, babe. It’ll last longer, and feel less creepy.”

“Don’t flatter yourself, lady. I’m just wonderin’ what you’re doing here. In my dorm. You didn’t break in did you?”

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elsaxofxice:

“I’m looking for someone…..My sister Anna? Have you seen her?”

“Anna who? You do realize that Anna is a super common name, right? See, if your sister had a name like mine- Abu -I would understand why you’d only use one name. But Anna? Sorry lady, can’t help you there.”

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merlin-kazam:

“It’s not every day something like that happens, right?”

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oh-my-aurora:

“ Oh, no more cupcakes for you “

Abu could hear the sounds of silence play through his mind as the female turned away with the cupcakes, and the more he lingered, the sadder he grew to be. Not a word leaving his frown.

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A character from your muse's movie that you'd want in the group?

A L A D D I N or C A R P E T x100

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Are you and your muse alike in any ways?

Oh god… Yeah I suppose so, just on a much smaller scale. I’m pretty selfish from time to time, actually, I share quite a few similarities with Abu and my other muses. It’s bad.

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How's it going boobie?

That’s not my name.

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Loitering about outside of the campus library was Abu who naturally had gotten himself into a bit of a situation. While nobody had caught up with him out it yet, he was constantly glancing around with shifty eyes, terrified that somebody would start asking questions. It wasn’t his fault that he had sticky fingers. He didn’t mean to bundle a handbag, seven packets of tiny cookies, three oddly shaped bottles, a banana and a key chain into his arms and he definitely didn’t meant to open up three lollipops and stick them in his mouth. He wasn’t acting suspicious at all, especially not when he jumped at the simple hello that a passerby had given him. “What? Hmm? I don’t know what you’re talking about -- Uh, hello?"

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☆ GENERAL

Full Name: Abu Astor

Nicknames: Monkey

Age: 18

Year: Freshman

Occupation: Student

Distinguishing Features: Nose and height

Hair Color: Brown

Eye Color: Hazel

Height: 1.80 m

Weight: 69 kgs

☆ BACKGROUND

Birth Date: August 26th

Place of Birth: Jordan

Residences in: New Disney, Ireland

Doppelganger: Dylan O’Brien

Sexual Orientation: Straight

Parents: Unknown (Adoptive father: Aaron Astor)

Parent’s Marital Status: Unknown

☆ PERSONAL

Key Friends: Aladdin, Alice, Tink.

Skills: Pick-pocketing, acrobatics.

Phobias: Starvation, being trapped in a dark place, being followed.

Favorite Color: Purple and Yellow.

Favorite Food: Anything banana.

Pet Peeves: When somebody changes because of somebody else.

Greatest Strength: His ability to get himself out of trouble.

Greatest Weakness: His selfish nature

Organized or Messy?: Messy

Opinion on Oneself: Funny idiot who needs stuff because.

Kinsey Scale Orientation: 0 - Exclusively heterosexual.

10 FITTING SONGS

Lurk - The Neighbourhood

Nowhere Kids - Shinedown

Carried Away - Passion Pit

Dirty Harry - Gorillaz

Liar - Queen

To Hell with Good Intentions - Mclusky

Take The Money And Run - The Steve Miller Band

Whats My Age Again? - Blink 182

Sounds of Silence - Simon & Garfunkel

19-2000 - Gorillaz

8 FAVORITE ITEMS

Reese's Chocolate

Gold "Genie" Lamp he stole back home

His phone

Rubies

Duct tape

His Wallet when it's full

A small elephant figurine

Ridiculous hats

10 TRAITS

Feisty

Caring

Forgetful

Loyal

Energetic

Mischievous

Funny

Cowardly

Greedy

Clumsy

7 LATEST TWEETS

@abubu: I love the smell of bitch in the morning

@abubu: =_=

@abubu: Anybody wanna bring me some pizza?

@abubu: Stuck #problems

@abubu: Did I forget to say I hate you?

@abubu: Dear noisy neighbor. Stfu nobody wants to know

@abubu: 5am who needs sleep amirite?

6 LAST TEXTS

To Aladdin: Who are you stuck with?

To Chel: Mayor, govn, rich old dude. Any. All. $$$

To Oz: Hey so how does $500 sound?

To Unknown: Idk who you are but it wasn't me. K???

To Aladdin: Y'know. If you want we can team up again. I got heaps of peeps for you to meet.

To Megara: Whatever.

5 LIKES

Trouble

Money

Attention

Having things

Food

4 DISLIKES

Sharing

The cold

Chess

Being told what to do

3 RUMORS AND IS IT TRUE OR FALSE

He has dated Megara {FALSE}

He’s fallen out of a tree more than once {TRUE}

All of his friends leave {HALF TRUE}

2 THINGS ON HIS/HER BUCKET LIST

Take candy from a baby.

Streak through the school.

1 SECRET

Recently Abu and Oz have talked about kidnapping Hades’ dog and probably will.

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Oh yeah, he's the biggest idiot out there.

Well that man is an idiot, in my humble opinion.

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Yeah tell me about it... I don't even know what I'm shopping for.

I never realized how stressful grocery shopping is until I actually had to do it myself. 

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Well I don't see you coming up with any ideas.

Did you seriously just suggest taping it?