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Welp...we’re boarding the mothership next week. 

Here’s to several weeks/months of hisses, clicks, purrs and...oh....yeah....large aliens bigger than me inside a huge as ship

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Pa’tha has just been sitting on the ground talking to Bow-Wow for the past three hours and at this point I’m not even concerned.

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*Googles* How To Know If Xenomorphs Are Secretly Stalking Me Help I’ve Never Even Been To Their Planet 

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One funny thing about Yautja and a Bouataur is sleep schedules. 

Despite being extremely strong and all that shit Yautjas can only stay up for 3-4 days before needing sleep. It’s because their bodies are huge and they feel that sleeping makes them vulnerable.

Bouataur’s (like myself) can stay up to about 1-2 weeks before needing sleep (granted we take power naps and also sleep when understimulated but that’s not the point). Also we’re a bit smaller than Yautjas.

With that being said I think it’s safe to say that there have been several times that while aboard the mother ship a Yautja has fallen asleep ontop of me (ouch).

oh its worse when they step on your feet

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Things I’ve Heard While Working On A Yautja Mothership

- “What do you mean I have internal bleeding? Isn’t that where the blood is suppose to be?” *Surprised Yautja Face*

- “Alright, I’m done. Wake me up when September Ends.”

- “Hey, Hoffman?” “Yeah?” “What’s with those four lumps on your chest?” “Those are boobs?” “???” “Oh, right.”

- “Hey, what’s this do?” *Injects self with Fentasoline and puffs up like a puffball* “Pa’tha, love of my life, the sun to my moon, my dear mate....I think you’re allergic.”

- “What’s wro-Ohmystars.” “Is it that bad?” “How are you even breathing?!”

- “Fix this.” *Drops Hell-Hound on table who just lost a limb in battle*

- *Drops jar of Clininadryl on the floor and it breaks* “Whoops.”

- “What a small and puny-AH!” *Gets attacked by apex predator on my home planet**

- “You ride these hogs?” “That’s what they were bred for.” “But they’re so large and they seem so slow and bulky!” “Yeah? You think so? I’lll race ya. You on your horse and me on Bow-Wow.” *We take off and his horse immediately dumps him into ice water (Cue injecting him with Clininadryl and rushing him to the Med Bay)*

- “I think I’m losing my mind. Why am I seeing multiple of Da'sto-Ha?” *A side affect of Enacor Optivate*

*Note: These all happened within 24 Hours. Yes, Yautja are very smart but they also have dumb moments that not many people seem to notice or see.

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Because Tumblr descriptions are weird on computers (specifically computers found on different planets that need repairs....yay).

Uh, hi, my name’s Cancer (like the constellation but if you want to call me something else I also go by Tracker & Dr. Hoffman). My pronouns are Per/Pers and I am a Medical Officer, Tactical Officer and Chief Tracking Officer aboard a Yautja Mothership (however I’m on leave and currently back on Yautja Prime....still trying to get use to the thicc atmosphere).

Despite being with the Yautja species I’m not a Yautja. I am a Bouataur (I’ll explain in a later post that I’ll one day link here, but just know I have six limbs). 

Oh, I’m on the aromantic spectrum as well as the asexual spectrum.