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[aduniswould46]

I love this one so muchhh

I have been watching seven kids all day long and need to project the trauma of parenting somewhere, so... Batfam quotes :D

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Bruce, half awake in a sitting room: Please, stop.

Jason, trying to suffocate Tim with a pillow: GIVE ME THE REMOTE!

Tim: *Muffled swears*

Damian, helping Jason: WE WANT TO WATCH MEAN GIRLS!

Cass, tackling Jason from behind: OFF OUR BROTHER!

Dick: Guys please, the doctor said we had to keep Tim's blood pressure down!

Duke: Man, we need to keep all our blood pressure down, he ain't special.

Bruce: Please, don't kill your brother.

Stephanie: Guys, he stopped fighting.

Dick: OH MY GODS YOU KILLED TIM!?

Damian: Oh no.

Cass, kneeing Jason in the stomach and grinning as he falls to the ground:

Duke: Nah, I think he just passed out.

Bruce: If any of you are dead I'm going to enter a depressive episode that will result in one of you becoming Batman by the end of it.

Dick: OH MY GOD TIM COME BACK TO LIFE I CAN'T DO THIS AGAIN!

Damian: DRAKE!?

Cass: I will find a Lazarus pit.

Jason: Nah, I'll just call Talia.

Duke: Y'all, he's breathin', I think he just fell asleep.

Stephanie, checking his pulse:

Stephanie: Yeah, he did. Classic Tim.

Bruce, under his breath: Thank god, I like that one.

—

Tim: Bruce, I have to tell you something.

Bruce: Yes, Tim?

Tim: . . . I'm bi.

Bruce: . . . Didn't you already come out to me?

Tim: Wait, what!? No!

Bruce: . . . No, no you did, you were... The ginger. The ginger one with arrows.

Tim: That was Dick, B.

Bruce: No, Dick wasn't a ginger, Jason was before the hair dye—

Tim: Different timeline, also that was Dick and Roy!

Bruce: Didn't Jason date Roy?

Tim: Bruce. Jason dated Roy, Dick dated Roy, they both dated Roy

Bruce: Oh, oh! Yes, of course... Wait, no, Dick was with the alien.

Tim: Kori and Dick broke up, Bruce.

Bruce: No, he was with the— the kryptonian.

Tim: Bruce, that's you.

Bruce: No, no, Connor.

Tim: Nobody in this family has ever dated Kon, and he's my friend!

Bruce:

Bruce: You aren't dating Connor? Oh, yes, you are with... Stephanie.

Tim: She and I broke up, she's with Cass now, I'm dating Bernard!

Bruce: The... Speedster?

Tim: Oh my god, Bruce, this isn't complicated... Bart is the speedster, Bernard is a human, regular human, not a vigilante or anything, and he's my old high school friend. We are dating now.

Bruce: Oh, yes. Okay. Sorry, I haven't updated the chart since Jason...

Tim: You had a chart to keep track of your kids dating history? When you had two kids!?

Bruce: Dick was complicated, and Jason dated a girl named Rena.

Tim: Again, different timeline, Bruce, they got back together in this one though (because op said so.)

Bruce:

Bruce: What?

Tim: Rena and Jason are dating but Jason also occasionally dates Roy at the same time, Dick is gonna get back together with Kori eventually, we're just waiting for the writers to get their sh&# together, I'm with Bernard, Stephanie and Cass are dating, this isn't a complicated thing, at all.

Bruce:

Bruce: I need to update my charts.

—

TV show host: So, can you introduce your kids for us?

Bruce:

Bruce: Yes, uh, of course.

Bruce, pointing to Dick: My eldest, Richard Grayson.

Bruce, pointing to Tim: My second, Jason— wait, no, he's dead. That one died.

Tim: Please never mistake me for Jason again, I just had several flashbacks.

Bruce: Yes, sorry, no, this is my third son, Tim.

Bruce, pointing to Cass: My daughter, Cassandra, she likes art—

Cass: No, ballet.

Bruce: What? No, Tim likes ballet.

Tim: I hate being the middle child so much.

Damian: Technically Cain is the middle.

Cass: No, Tim likes skateboards and dungeons and dragons.

Bruce: Okay, haha, sorry. So, uh, my youngest...

Damian:

Bruce: That I...

Damian:

Bruce: Adopted..?

Damian: WHAT!?

Bruce: Wait, no, Jason was Talia's, so—

Damian: HE WAS FOUND NEAR A DUMPSTER!

Bruce: Oh, then Tim—

Tim: SERIOUSLY!?

Dick: Bruce this is actually concerning.

Bruce: One of you I made! Cass!?

Cass, visibly concerned: Really?

Bruce: Okay, so, uh...

TV host: Should... Do you need a moment?

Bruce: No, no, I have five children— wait, no, six. Wait, did I adopt Duke?

Dick: No, he lives with his Mom again, she got better, but you didn't even adopt me so why's it matter?

Bruce:

Bruce: I FORGOT TO ADOPT YOU!?

Dick: WHAT DO YOU MEAN FORGOT!?

Tim: I hate this family...

Cass, patting his back:

Damian: At least he remembered your names!

Jason, laughing from his apartment:

—

Tim and Cass sitting at the bat computer:

Bruce, walking over to press a kiss to Cass' hair:

Tim: ???

Bruce, walking over to Cass, patting her shoulder: Good work, son. Get to bed soon.

Cass: . . ?

Bruce, walking away:

Tim: Did he..?

Cass: Again. Yes.

—

Bruce, to Alfred: Alfred, please, I need help with Christmas again.

Alfred: Master Bruce, you have itemized lists of each villain, you can recall them all and memorize all their weaknesses and lives. You cannot do the same for your own children?

Bruce: Please, Alfred, don't make me feel bad. One of them asked for an explosive and I don't know which!?

Alfred: That could very well be several of them...

—

Bruce, walking into the kitchen where all the kids are sitting: Alright, come on Tim, time for patrol.

Tim: Why aren't you going with Robin?

Bruce: You are Robin?

Damian: Father, I am Robin.

Bruce: Why'd I do that?

Damian: What do you mean WHY DID YOU DO THAT!?

Dick: I did that, actually.

Bruce: Why? What did Tim do?

Damian: WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME!?

Bruce: Nothing, nothing, I just... Tim was Robin, last I checked.

Jason: Bruce, what's the order of your Robin's?

Bruce:

Bruce: It... Okay, Dick,

Dick: Yes..?

Bruce: Then... Stephanie.

Jason: Wow.

Bruce: What!? She died! Two of you died and came back!

Damian: I also died.

Bruce: What? No, you came after Stephanie.

Damian: Yes.

Bruce: Alright, so, Dick, Stephanie—

Jason: REALLY!? I did not die in your arms for this. I wish I died in someone's else's arms. F-#% you.

Bruce: No, no! I'm sorry, you're right, Dick, Jason... Then... Alright, Stephanie and Damian came somewhere, obviously, but Tim is my Robin now! Right?!

Tim: Bruce, Alfred and Dick gave Robin to Damian after you got lost in the time stream.

Bruce:

Bruce: Oh. Uh. Okay... Damian, time for patrol—

Damian: No, I'm going with Richard tonight. You may have DRAKE!

Bruce: No, I'm sorry, son, please.

Damian, storming out:

Bruce, chasing after him: Please, I have had so many of you! And so many hits to the head!

Tim: How come he only ever remembers Dick's stuff?

Jason: Favouritism.

Dick: I fell on his head a lot as a kid. I also used to whisper in his ear as a kid when he slept that I would be the only child he'd ever have and love, so...

Tim:

Jason: And I'm remembered as the bad kid???

—

Bruce: You're grounded.

Barbara: ??? I'm not your kid, Bruce.

Bruce: What?

Barbara: Really? No, I'm not dealing with this, get a neurologist, Bruce.

Bruce: It's not a problem!

—

Bruce, on the phone: Hey, Jay, lad! Are you coming to the gala this weekend?

Jason: ??? I'm dead.

Bruce: What?!

Jason: No! I am legally dead, Bruce!

Bruce: Oh thank god, I thought I was hallucinating again...

Jason: Huh?

Bruce: Nothing, nothing... Wait, why haven't I brought you back to legally alive?

Jason: Hell if I know.

Bruce:

Bruce: Will you come to the gala if—

Jason, hanging up:

—

Bernard:

Bruce:

Bernard:

Bruce: Stephanie, when did you become transgender???

Bernard, trying not to laugh:

Tim: This is why I didn't want you two to meet.

—

Bruce, on the phone: DUKE THOMAS WHY AREN'T YOU HOME!?

Duke: ??? I am.

Bruce: Where?! I checked the entire manor!

Duke: I don't live with you???

Bruce: Oh my god did I fire you???

Duke: What? No? I live with my Mom?

Bruce: . . . She's alive?

Duke: B, that's... All the other kids minus Cass and Damian.

Bruce: Oh...

Duke: Get help, man.

—

Tim, eating cereal at two in the morning:

Bruce, stepping inside the dark room, blinking slowly:

Bruce: Oh, Jason—

Tim: I am so done.

—

[aduniswould46]

Love the idea of when tim turns evil he uses the exact line and tone they tell him to for them and instead of being scared of upset their just proud he got it and they just start clapping in the middle of the battle

Duke, Kon, and Cass all enter a darkened room.

Duke: So, why did you gather us together?

In the center of the room, a chair turns. The person sitting on the chair, with Alfred the Cat in his lap, is none other than Tim.

Tim, in an embellished tone: Welcome.

Duke, reaching for a taser in his pocket, unsure of whether Tim is mind-controlled or roleplaying: Uh, we are honored to be in your presence?

Kon is only slightly weirded out: Dude, what the heck?

Tim: You see, dear allies.

Tim drops back to his normal voice: I have a problem.

Kon: I hear therapy is good for that.

Cass: Problem we can punch, or problem that needs words?

Tim sighs forlornly: Words, unfortunately.

Cass: Sad.

Tim: You see, I need to practice my villain monologues. That wouldn't be a problem by itself, but I need an audience that won't be completely insufferable when I just need some performance feedback.

Duke: Is that why you didn't invite the others?

Tim: That's exactly why.

Cass nods sagely: We will help.

Duke: It'll definitely be fun at least.

Kon: Sure. I'm free.

Tim: Thanks. I'm going to start now.

Tim in an accurate impression of Ra's: It truly was fun to play with you, if that is any consolation.

Kon interrupts: That sounds too friendly.

Tim frowns: How, exactly, is that too friendly? This is literally the part when I kill someone. I stab them brutally in the stomach with an actual longsword, right before I chop off their head. Even if I invited my victim on a picnic, he'd still be freaked out from whatever I say. Because, y'know, stabbed in the stomach?

Kon waves it off: Out of context, it's too friendly. You should say something like 'This was fun, but I'm bored now.'

Cass: End it with goodbye. Menacingly.

Tim shifts in his seat and gets into character: This was fun, but I'm bored now. So long.

Kon: Better. But you should totally put some flair into the 'so long!'

Duke turns to Kon: Do you want him to be flirty right before he kills a guy?

Kon: Have you never heard, 'if villain why hot?' before? If Tim was a villain, he'd be the hot villain.

Tim blushes at the kinda-compliment: I mean, I guess I can try.

Tim: This was fun, but now I'm bored. So long~

Tim: Like that??

Kon pumps up a fist: Yeah!

Cass: Wrong. Make the goodbye scary. Be mean.

Duke: And maybe bring back the consolation thing. Make that the first part of the line.

Kon: Oh! Get rid of the bored part! It'll roll off the tongue better!

Tim shifts in his seat again, and the cat leaps off his lap: If it is any consolation, this was fun. Goodbye now~

Duke, Kon, and Cass think to themselves a bit. It's better, but they feel something's missing.

Kon: Oh!! Tim!

Tim: Yeah?

Kon: Drop the evil rich guy impression and just use your Drake voice!

Tim frowns: My what?

Kon: You know, that voice that sounds nice and sweet, but in a scary way!

Cass nods: Gala voice.

Duke: You can mix it with some Red Robin edginess for an extra kick.

Kon: Yes! Do that! It'll be terrifying!

In a blink, Tim shifts to his sleek, gala persona. Smiling, openly polite, perfect posture. Then he lets the smile sharpen. His voice is slick, sweet, and with an edge of sarcasm when he opens his mouth.

Tim: If it's any consolation, I certainly had fun with you. Goodbye now :)

Duke:

Kon:

Cass:

They erupt in applause. Kon whistles and takes a picture.

[aduniswould46]

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[aduniswould46]

Hi 👋, My name is Mohammad, and I’m reaching out in a moment of desperate need. I’m a father of three young children living in Gaza, and we are caught in the midst of a catastrophic war. Our home is no longer a safe haven, and the future here seems increasingly uncertain. 💔

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[aduniswould46]

To all of the parpai x sky fic writers yall are doing gods work, can yall please write a fic where parpai and sky go to a comic con and sky is just fangirling about all the cosplayers and beautiful art please

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This is to all the love in the air fanfic writers out there can someone please write a fanfic about sky's obsession with anime please

Edit

I got a question was it just me that realised sky's anime obsession like he as a toga, Dabi and tanjiro figurines in his dorm and he dressed like luffy and yelled I'm going to be the next pirate king

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This weeks episode was going so while susen was nice Olivia and gil got together and richie and jane where together again then it took a sharp turn in the wrong direction everything got fucked up because of people keeping secrets

[aduniswould46]

Yall this is to all the grease rise of the pink ladies fans, I think I found a way to get us a season 2,

So the actor for jane posted that the views for this week count to if we get a season 2, what I'm saying is that go rewatch the episodes as many times as you can and go to commonsense media.org and rate it a 5/5

If a lot of people do that then we can get a season to.

[aduniswould46]

Ok so I just rewatched degrassi next generation and now I remember why I stoped watching it and its manly because of drew and becky...

Ok I'll explain after adam died (which made cry my eyes out for a straight hour) not even a season later drew decided to kiss his dead brothers girlfriend and that in its self is just a wtf moment

But when you remember that adam said and I quote "paws off" to drew and what did drew do. . . That's right drew got his dirty paws all over becky and Becky didnt even stop him

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Yo to all the marc and Nathaniel shippers out their I have just found out that marc and Nathaniel are canonly in a relationship this is proven by the creator him self

[aduniswould46]

Imagining BibleBuild and MileApo making a surprise appearance somewhere in LITA as Phayu and Prapai's dads.