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I’ve been thinking about the silly guy that is graves again, so it’s time for a poll because I don’t know if how I write him is liked (although I kinda doubt I’ll get many answers)

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direct

a/n: another wonderful writing piece created from a random idea at 3 am like three months ago that I found in my notes today

Minors, just- leave? Jeez.

Graves has kept his eyes on you for a while. You’re the newest recruit of course-  you’re a hard worker, you’re loyal, The Way your muscles flex under your training shirt, he’s everything he wants in a soldier. but he can’t seem to pin something about you. He feels like he can’t keep his eyes off you

It’s an odd urge at work that he can’t shake if it, though he usually has some self control. Sure he slept with soldiers before; hell, he’s probably such a MOST of his soldiers. But he doesn’t just want to do that with you, he wants you.

He’s been trying to flirt with you for days, chasing you around in circles even though you don’t seem to notice- it’s driven him half to insanity in fact. Can’t you just pick up that your pretty commander wants you? He couldn’t even Jack off without thinking about you or having something that smelt like you around. And even then he just wanted you.

He’s not keen on being direct, but god he wants you. So? He barges into your shower after an overly tiring mission, basically collapsing into you and simply wanting you to make all his thoughts go away. His body moving before his brain could think about his dumb choice

“please, please, please just fuck me already.” Graves mumbled while looking up at you, whining and begging like a fucking dog, but he’s desperate

and much to his surprise, you don’t say no, you simply shut him up with a harsh kiss before bending him over and folding him like a lawn chair. Feeling the burning of you slipping your tip in without barely and prep or warning

Graves let out a low whine, he felt as if he was being split open while you slid in inch by inch and it was the best feeling in the world, the warmth of the water pouring down over both of you making everything feel muddled and harsh. God this was what he wanted, to just slip into the subspace in his head.

he felt half bad for anyone else in the shower rooms, his little whimpers and moans slipping though even though he tried to muffle them by covering his mouth, loud enough that anyone around could hear him still when you pulled out just to the tip and plunged back in again and again and again. He couldn’t count how many times he had cum or if it were sweat sliding down his back or just the warm water from the shower head. His vision was starting to get blurry by the time you turned off the shower and pulled out after filling him to the near brim, a little wince at the new cold feeling making all his overstimulated senses spike.

he got what he wanted, at least?

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AGHH you and embry tagged me in the same thing and since you did it first imma reply it from you

(My Phillip graves cut may have grown out an bit)

@princeguri66 @planetrhythm @fortheb0ys and any of my mutuals :]

Let's all make ourselves as little guys! Everyone is welcome to join!

Here's mine:

Tagging: @silentwillowwhisperer @hecateisalesbian @mushr00mswirl @mischievousmary

[agoofyannoyancetolaw]

HELLO MAN‼️‼️‼️

HELLO‼️‼️‼️

ive been busy lately, but I’m working on a bit of requests and writing while trying to fight the summer depression and urge to rot in bed

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goofy sex with Soap. Like when slipping out sometimes it will make a noise that kinda sounds like a toot💀 I imagine him staring then busting out laughing.

a/n: this is truly adorable. (Unlike my snake who’s not adorable today because he CHILLED WITH THE MOUSE HE WAS GONNA EAT. LIKE THEY JUST SAT THERE)

Minors DNI

Soap who forgot to lock the door while to busy flirting with you and it slams randomly because of the wind while he’s prepping you with his fingers

Soap who’s wrist pops loudly by accident while his padded and calloused fingers were working you open, a little chuckle escaping him

Soap who can’t help but just beg to be inside you because he’s so so so pent up (and doesn’t wanna finish in his pants just by looking at you too long like this)

Soap who accidentally pulled out one cm too far when he was about to slam back into you, causing you to chuckle as he had to re-line up his member

Soap who’s legs get sore and his arms all stiff from holding you bent in half the whole time on the bed

Soap who had to pull out to answer the insistent knocking on the door with a frown

Soap who cuddles up to you after and chuckles at how much he loves you

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If you get this, answer w/ three random facts about yourself and send it to the last seven blogs in your notifs. anon or not, doesn't matter, let's get to know the person behind the blog!🩷

oh of course!

1- I have a naturally high metabolism so I eat a ton but don’t get much energy or muscle/weight gain from it

2-my favorite rapper is MF doom

3-the book I’m reading right now is The Quick And The Dead

(all my moots should totally do this but my copy and paste isn’t working so :(. )

[agoofyannoyancetolaw]

URGENT: KOSA GOING TO HOUSE TODAY!!

[ID: a screenshot of a discord message from user @Taikeero-Lecoredier which reads: "@everyone

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We need to spread the word on social media and urge people to send emails to Congress through stopkosa.com.

https://www.stopkosa.com/

• There will be a hearing on Wednesday (17th April) where KOSA, along with some other bad internet bills, like the Protecting Kids on Social Media Act could be pushed.

• We will be having a calling day on TUESDAY (16 th April) to make clear to Congress that there is still a ton of opposition to these bills.

https://energycommerce.house.gov/posts/chair-rodgers-and-ranking-member-pallone-announce-legislative-hearing-on-data-privacy-proposals-1

• House Energy and Commerce is holding the hearing so they are the best offices to call this week ‼️

https://energycommerce.house.gov/representatives

DONT FORGET: You can go to what-to-write-and-say and check pins to know what to say !!

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SPREAD THE WORD !!" End ID]

^^ PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD AND CALL, EMAIL AND FAX YOUR REPS ASAP!!

here's another site where you can find your Reps if the one provided above gives you trouble.

here's a perma link to the Stop Internet Censorship Discord, where there are loads of resources and petitions to sign and actions you can take to keep the Internet censorship free.

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I don’t have anything important to say but I wanted to say HELLO‼️‼️🔥

HOW HAVE YOU BEEN⁉️

Good!! I’ve been super duper good other then not writing due to overall burn out :(

[agoofyannoyancetolaw]

Phillip graves x m!reader Headcanons

CW: nsfw, MINORS AND FEM ALIGNED IF YOU INTERACT YOU WILL BE BLOCKED!!no age in bio = block 🫶

There will be sfw and nsfw

Sfw♡

• Phillip Graves rarely praising you which just makes you crave it even more

•after a successful mission Graves will pat you on the back softening up a bit and leaving his guard down a bit

•Graves will buy some treats for the shadows if he feels like it and is in a good mood (let’s be honest he’ll definitely eat most of them)

•some pet names i think he’ll call you is sugar, sweetheart, darling, etc

minors dni ☟

!NSFW!

•when you have to do paperwork graves cock warms you teasing you every so often

•when you try to buck your hips he’ll just slam back down

•and trust me when your done with your paperwork don’t think he isn’t immediately sprawled against the desk and fucked dumb

•your cock filling him up so good, he’ll start crying from overstimulation as you stroke his cock at an inhumane pace

•some pet names I think he’ll call you is, good boy, that’s all I got

@fortheb0ys

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Get attacked!! ✨🌈SEND THIS TO OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL. KEEP THE GAME GOING🌈✨ <3

Awww! You guys are sweet :)

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there’s a 6’3 large man in my door wearing a Halloween-esque skull mask claiming he is pregnant with my baby but I have only fucked him twice. We are not even fuck buddies, much less partners. Since the “relationship” (his word) is open — and by that I mean we are not bound to each other and may have sex with others — I don’t know if it’s actually a fruit of my seed.

AITA for saying I don’t care about baby till he proves it’s mine?

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH I CANT-

WEEZING

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Hey! I'm the Ghost babytrapping anon and I just jsjushsksh it's so GOOD you made it so yummy I loved it I had to thank you

big scary men just desperate enough to babytrap their fuckbuddy is just hits something in me, I live it

thank you ☺️

it’s an honor to have so many people like my weird little writing pieces

[agoofyannoyancetolaw]

HOW ARE YOU MAN⁉️⁉️⁉️🔥

HAD DO FLY TO LAS VEGAS TODAY!

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hello tumblr

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Coyote. Dude.

Why is there NO baby bump⁉️ where the FUCK is my child?

(joke please🙏)

BBAHAJAJHAHAHAH this caught me off guard. Idk mate maybe your looking at the wrong ghost

[agoofyannoyancetolaw]

why can’t Ghost babytrap me on cod mobile😡

god just said no :(

[agoofyannoyancetolaw]

consider... Ghost babytrapping reader. It's something some could see Soap or Graves doing, but never Simon.

He's so sly and sneaky, never showing his needs, but when he senses you drifting away, he will slip a pill in your drink when he's sure he's ovulating to ride you till sunset, making sure to milk you dry

a/n: god I love these requests

minors DNI- warnings: baby-trapping duh, trans ghost as well

ghost wasn’t ever going to admit how much he wanted you, how much he needed you in fact. He didn’t want to put into words how he felt- but he knew deep in his gut that you were his, right? You had to be his in some way. You and him had been friends for quite a while, and eventually just enough more that he could call you to his barrack any time of night and have that perfect feeling of sex fade into his senses with you

that’s all you really were though- fuck buddies. God he hated that term, it made his gut boil with envy and hate that someone could slide into your life and end it all so easily. No, no, that couldn’t happen. He wouldn’t let it happen.

these thoughts all brewed in his mind over the months, but the thing that set it all in motion was when he saw you at the closest base pub getting all close to some civilian. That’s what truly got him going, the fact you were flirting with a civilian- not even part of the team, although he’s not quite sure if that would have been worse.

sure he could tell you his feelings straight up, but where’s the point in that?

so he made a plan. It started in physical motion the second you got back from base and he texted you to come to his room for the usual quick fuck, nothing horrible so far

he had this all planned out- unknown to you of course. Any condom you have now has little needle holes poked in and any drink at his house has just a smidge of something he found just to make sure he takes

he rides you all fucking night even when your half asleep and tired, he still keeps bouncing on your length, his body clenching around your member and his folds wet and inviting as if he was trying to keep every little drop inside of him, his gummy walls squeezing every little drop he can get out of you and cockwarming you till you fall asleep next to him

he just felt it in his bones that it was gonna take, it just had to. And god was he close to bouncing in joy when he pulled out a test a few days later and it came up positive, him getting ready to put on some fake tears to tell you. You couldn’t really just be fuck buddies now, could you?