Glorfindel: I’ll go with you to destroy the ring
Elrond: you’re a fucking “the ring is right here” neon sign on legs absolutely not
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my next guest is……… rick and morty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(band plays)
haha hi rick and morty. ya look great. wow. rick and morty right here on my show Late Night with Conan O’Brien. it’s great to have you, rick and morty.
well conan it’s great to be here. lemme tell you this is aBHURRP a gRRHeat opportunity for me. i’ve always wanted to be on a stupid lame talk show for idiot sheeple.
enough talk, rick and morty. we both know why you’re here. my intellect is superior. i will destroy you, rick and morty.
haha! you, conan? you’re even dumber than your audience and i can prove it with science. no further comment needed.
(band starts playing battle music)
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Maybe the little he writes is better than an entire book of hers?
And I don’t fucking understand how a simple conversation turned that racist at a party where everyone is having fun (except for these women of course), is that how to get a leftard to like you?
I’m printing this tweet and putting it on my desk
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The idea that we could have BatLantern with Affleck and Damon gives me such happiness
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TFW you hate the DCEU so much you’re willing to joke about someone who struggles with alcohol addiction committing suicide
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