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I REQUIRE MORE BLACK NOIR YALL

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I wanna see astarion in this😭

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As I'm getting older , im starting to hate when fanfic writers "age up" characters like that's gonna change the fact they're underage and still be attracted to the characters 💀 (and they're always a grown ass adult to)

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As I'm getting older , im starting to hate when fanfic writers "age up" characters like that's gonna change the fact they're underage and still be attracted to the characters 💀 (and they're always a grown ass adult to)

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I'm begging u to do these scenes to😭🙏🏽

"You became a fiend because you didn't want to cry, right?"

Indeed.

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Oops 😬

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How he looks at cod fans thirsting over that dumb dick edit😭

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My 12 year old cousin told me"shut up u queer , faggot with a drug habit 🙄" I've never felt more seen😭💀

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Needing 2021 bi-han to meet 2023 bi-han 😭

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Im ashamed to say it , but I have gender envy of olrox and Alucard 😞

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I just know Tomas is hiding that forehead 😭

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I NEED MORE LIN KUEI BROS X WIFE! READER 😡👊🏽

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Thank you to everyone who got me to 5000 likes!

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so I made a comment on a post

And its crazy how people won't let other minorities have their shine and think the world is black and white. It's not. There is so many other cultures that get no recognition or good rep , like let's stop the madness 😒 @frasier-crane-style

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Its a retcon for a reason babes 😌, plus he's hot no matter the face model

You want shang tsung?

Don't fucking like him only because he looks like he's in his 20s. Like that's disturbing. Im sorry. Shang tsung is supposed to look in his 30s or 40s at Youngest.

Making him look like he could be some 21 yr old is disturbing to me. (Like why are people so obsessed with looking young or youth. Like people have face lines,wrinkles,they age! Wtaf is wrong with people?! Plus shang tsung is supposed to be 500yrs old with a curse that fucking ages his ass! ACTUALLY BOTHER TO DO RESEARCH PEOPLE!!!!! MK1 2023 IS A FUCKING RETCON AND A BULLSHIT GAME!!!! Fucking hell. He's not supposed to look like some anime uke uwu fucking twink. He's a sexy,sinister,classy,bastard who takes souls to live. He's legitimately a Dracula archtype. Wtaf. How is that hard to fucking understand?!!!! )

Shang tsung looks like this

Period.

(Also i love tagawa's shang rejuvenated look in mk11. Buuuuut....im a sucker for his old man shang look. Fr. Also his bearded look in mk conquest and mk9. But thats cuz i grew up with mk2 and mk shaolin monks. And that was how he looked. However shang tsung lools best in mk11 and in the mk95 movie and holy crap how did we fall so far?! *sigh* how could nrs fumble that so hard?! )

Like that is a handsome man. Y'all are shallow,blind,and i don't understand how you could NOT think this man is cute af?!

Like just because he doesn't look like some uwu pretty boi fuck boi Instagram model to fit your tumblr brand needs don't mean he's not attractive. In fact he's way more attractive in mk11. Period.

Like come on. I'm sorry not everyone needs to look like a k pop star or Instagram model/kim k or megan fox to look attractive. Or legitimately some uncanny valley shit. Like they don't look that great in mk1 and I'm not understanding the appeal. They have no personality. They just copyed the mcu thats it. They watered him down. Tried to imitate tagawa. And slapped a wish brand fake ass tumblr brand dot com loki on him. And pussyfoot around the fact they can't write to save their asses. And fans eat it up because they dont fucking care. Or even bother to know why its shit. But its no use in me saying this because half the people here dont care or bother to listen.

Social media has warped some of y'all's views on beauty,aesthetic,and attractiveness.

Fr.

Maybe it's just me but y'all have that gross mcu/marvel/superhero movie brain rot and y'all need help. Srsly.

Bottom line is and the point is.

Y'all shallow. Tagawa's shang tsung is way hotter. Mk11's character models are way hotter and have character personalities. And dont have same face syndrome. Are way more believable too.

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One on each end bring yo brother and his friend 😩🙏🏽